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Scott Pilgrim vs the World Scott you know I love youBut I'm gonna need my own bed tonightIt's for sexRightI may need it for the rest of the week tooRightAnd the yearI get itMaybe you can move in with RamonaShe's with GideonOh manThat's probably just because he's better than you - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:28
Scott you know I love youBut I'm gonna need my own bed...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World It's for ScottIt's for you big guyHelloGideon Hey palI just want to say I feel terrible about earlierI don't want any hard feelingsSo I figured why not be the bigger manand just give you a callIs Ramona with youI don't know are you with meYeahScott - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 01:05
It's for ScottIt's for you big guyHelloGideon Hey...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Are you still mad about the whole thing with the GuildYou mean the LeagueThe Guild League whateverIt's ancient historyI'll show you how ancient of history it is - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:11
Are you still mad about the whole thing with the GuildYou...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Dying's gotta suckYou know what sucksGetting killed by that guyWhy himIt's complicatedWell I'm not going anywhere sonow might be a good time to get into it - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:18
Dying's gotta suckYou know what sucksGetting killed by...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I can't help myself around him Scotthe justhas this way of getting into my headWell that's legitimately disappointingI really will leave you alone forever nowNo I mean he literally has a wayof getting into my head - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:17
I can't help myself around him Scotthe justhas this way...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I feel like I learned somethingWhich would be great if I wasn't dead - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:08
I feel like I learned somethingWhich would be great if I...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Save it You're pretentiousThis club sucksI've got beef Let's do it - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:07
Save it You're pretentiousThis club sucksI've got...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World You're not cool enough for RamonaYou're zero You're nothingMe I'm what's hipI'm what's happeningI'm blowing up right nowYou are blowing upRight now - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:18
You're not cool enough for RamonaYou're zero...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World I should thank you thoughFor whatFor being the nicest guy I ever datedThat's kind of sadIt is kind of sadBye and stuffYeahAnd stuff - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:29
I should thank you thoughFor whatFor being the nicest guy I...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Ciao Knives - Scott Pilgrim vs the World 00:04
Ciao Knives
Juno I've wanted this for a really long timeI knowWizard - Juno 00:10
I've wanted this for a really long timeI knowWizard
Juno Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses colorsafe bleachGo Carol - Juno 00:10
Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses...
Juno So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant - Juno 00:10
So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant
Juno I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was justI was thinking I'd just nip it in the budbefore it gets worse'Cause they were talking about in health classhow pregnancy it can often lead to an infantTypically yeah yeahThat's what happens when - Juno 00:37
I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was...
Juno So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a menstrual migraineso I can't really look at bright lights todayAmanda I told you to goto the infirmary and lie downYou never listenNo Josh because I don't take ordersnot from you and not from any man - Juno 00:52
So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a...
Juno You should grow a mustacheI can'tMe neither - Juno 00:07
You should grow a mustacheI can'tMe neither
Juno Really seem to be getting uh pregnant er these days - Juno 00:05
Really seem to be getting uh pregnant er these days
Juno Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort - Juno 00:06
Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De...
Juno And despite the fact that your little girlfriendgave me the stink eye in art class yesterdayKatrina's not my girlfriend all rightAnd I doubt that she gave you the stink eyeThat's just the way her face looks you knowThat's just her face - Juno 00:13
And despite the fact that your little girlfriendgave me the...
Juno Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to promI can think of so many cooler things to do that nightLike you know what Bleek I might pumice my feetI might go to Bren's dumb Unitarian ChurchMaybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice you know'cause - Juno 01:08
Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to promI can think...
Juno Well I still have your underwearI still I have your virginityWould you shut up - Juno 00:09
Well I still have your underwearI still I have your...
Juno You shouldn't be carrying - Juno 00:05
You shouldn't be carrying
Juno Hey did you put likea hundred things of tic tacs in my mailboxOh yeah Yeah that was meWhyWell you know they're your faveand uh I mean you can never have too many of your favoriteone calorie breath mints - Juno 00:15
Hey did you put likea hundred things of tic tacs in my...
Juno I think I'm in love with youYou mean as friendsNo I mean for real'Cause you're like the coolest person I've ever metand you don't even have to tryI try really hard actually - Juno 00:22
I think I'm in love with youYou mean as friendsNo I...
Juno Can we make out now - Juno 00:04
Can we make out now
Juno As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally bossHe is the cheese to my macaroniAnd I know people are supposed to fall in lovebefore they reproducebut I guess normalcy isn't really our style - Juno 00:17
As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally bossHe is the...
Extreme Movie Did somebody order the rape - Extreme Movie 00:03
Did somebody order the rape
Superbad I didn't realize that - Superbad 00:55
I didn't realize that
Superbad Hey I was doing some research for next yearand I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to - Superbad 00:07
Hey I was doing some research for next yearand I think I...
Superbad I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a babyYeah well at least you got to suck on your dad's dick - Superbad 00:10
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you...
Superbad Oh fuck me Look at those nipplesThey're like little baby toesIt's not fair they get to flaunt that stuffand I have to hide every erection I getYou know what I do I flip my boner up into my waistbandIt hides it and it feels awesomeI almost blew a load into - Superbad 00:20
Oh fuck me Look at those nipplesThey're like little...
Superbad Hey yo SethWhatDid you hear I'm having a big grad party next SaturdayNo YeahOh shit You're not comingTell your fucking faggot friend he can't come eitherSo Jesse wanted me to tell youyou're a fucking faggot and can't come to his partyYou really bitched - Superbad 00:40
Hey yo SethWhatDid you hear I'm having a big grad party...
Superbad Not too worried about it reallyDon't worry about it I'm not worried at all - Superbad 00:06
Not too worried about it reallyDon't worry about it...
Superbad Mrs Hayworth I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partnerBut she's never here and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the workI didn't invent odd numbers SethI know but look at Evan okay Just look at himDon't keep me waiting much - Superbad 01:11
Mrs Hayworth I joined this class because I'd be cooking...
Superbad If you were a man - Superbad 00:12
If you were a man
Superbad Yeah Good shit right Miroki - Superbad 00:05
Yeah Good shit right Miroki
Superbad I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca - Superbad 00:04
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca
Superbad When I was a little kid I kind of had this problemAnd it's not even that big of a dealSomething like 8 percent of kids do it but whatever It'sFor some reason I don't know why I would just kind of sit around all dayand draw pictures of dicksWhatDraw - Superbad 02:36
When I was a little kid I kind of had this problemAnd...
Superbad Super gay All right let's stop this madnessLet's just go get some dessert I can't I gotta go meet my counselorI'm picking out my classes for next yearSo I gotta sit and eat dessert alone like I'm fucking Steven GlanzbergI gue Yeah I mean what do you want - Superbad 00:18
Super gay All right let's stop this madnessLet's...
Superbad Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the fieldGet out of here They're gonna make me run lapsJust fucking listen okayJules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcoholBut not just her for her whole party You know what that - Superbad 02:27
Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the...
Superbad Yo guys What's up Fogell where have you been manYou almost gave me a goddamn heart attackLet me see it Did you pussy out No no man I got itIt's flawless Check itHawaiiAll right that's good It's hard to trace I guessWait you changed your name to - Superbad 01:44
Yo guys What's up Fogell where have you been manYou...
Superbad I forgot to tell you my mom said we can have the TV from the basementShut the fuck up he's gonna hear youJust be quiet Wait until he goes awayYou still haven't told him that we're rooming togetherFogell shut the fuck upAnd take off your vest You look like - Superbad 00:16
I forgot to tell you my mom said we can have the TV from the...
Superbad This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcoholWhat if I don't feel like it anymore Seth WhatThen I'll fucking kill you okayI'll stab you through your fucking heartNo you can do this man Come - Superbad 00:32
This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of...
Superbad I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your tits smallerThat's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous giftShe had back problems man - Superbad 00:10
I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your...
Superbad And it's not just making them smaller They completely reshape themThey make them more supple and symmetricalI gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocksLet's make a move - Superbad 00:12
And it's not just making them smaller They completely...
Superbad I'm gonna be totally honest with youI have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crimeOkay There Mercy Street guysI'll be honest with you for a secondYou better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcoholor you're going to fucking prisonWhat are - Superbad 00:55
I'm gonna be totally honest with youI have a warrant...
Superbad Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me - Superbad 00:13
Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me
Superbad You fucking prick WhatYou bailed on me I didn't bail on youYeah you didYou said you were gonna do something and you didn't do itThat's bailingYou're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunaticsI didn't bail on you You bailed on me - Superbad 01:39
You fucking prick WhatYou bailed on me I didn't bail on...
Superbad I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those copsBecause I fucking ruleWe are so gonna get laid tonight I am I'm gonna get laid - Superbad 00:10
I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with...
Superbad Calm down She likes youShe wants to suck on your penisIt's a good thingIt's the best thing - Superbad 00:12
Calm down She likes youShe wants to suck on your...
Superbad Are you okay I so flirt with you in mathTell me about it I Samesies - Superbad 00:09
Are you okay I so flirt with you in mathTell me about it I...
Superbad Just be careful because it's a meaningful sweater to me It's vintage - Superbad 00:05
Just be careful because it's a meaningful sweater to me...
Superbad That's what I was afraid of - Superbad 00:17
That's what I was afraid of
Superbad I just love you I just wanna go to the rooftops and screamI love my best friend EvanWe should go up on my roof For sure - Superbad 00:10
I just love you I just wanna go to the rooftops and screamI...
Superbad Yeah man they go nuts for that The male camel toeYeah the camel tail It's right - Superbad 00:08
Yeah man they go nuts for that The male camel toeYeah the...
Superbad It's like a three thing It's like ball dick ballIt's like a division sign - Superbad 00:06
It's like a three thing It's like ball dick...
Superbad I had such bad acne last yearthat I pretty much became like an expert on the stuffWell you drove Evan drove me here though soWell so Well I mean I have my dad's carSo I could just give you a liftand then Evan could take Becca homeIf that works I don't - Superbad 00:46
I had such bad acne last yearthat I pretty much became like...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... You know I think last time we spoke - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:13
You know I think last time we spoke
Nick and Norah's Infinite... We are the Jerk Offs and we finally found a drummer - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:13
We are the Jerk Offs and we finally found a drummer
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Not that easy You don't know what it's like to be straight It's awful - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:05
Not that easy You don't know what it's like to be...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... What's your name Anything you want it to be - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:10
What's your name Anything you want it to be
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Yeah you don't see many of these Easter eggs on the road - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:07
Yeah you don't see many of these Easter eggs on the...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... You off duty This isn't a cab - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:08
You off duty This isn't a cab
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Aren't you a sweet thing - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:35
Aren't you a sweet thing
Nick and Norah's Infinite... If anyone's gonna get raped in that van it will be a guy - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:06
If anyone's gonna get raped in that van it will be a...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Also that mixed CD that I left on your doorstep - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:38
Also that mixed CD that I left on your doorstep
Nick and Norah's Infinite... I'm from Hoboken Hoboken no joking What - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:36
I'm from Hoboken Hoboken no joking What
Nick and Norah's Infinite... At your party You don't have to yell - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:06
At your party You don't have to yell
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Yeah well we came to Gray's Papaya to grab a bite to eat - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:11
Yeah well we came to Gray's Papaya to grab a bite to...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Search party N Y C Search party N Y C - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:19
Search party N Y C Search party N Y C