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Nick and Norah's Infinite... You were two penises short of a Shania Twain re imagination band - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:06
You were two penises short of a Shania Twain re imagination...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... But does anyone wanna tell us where we're going - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:15
But does anyone wanna tell us where we're going
Nick and Norah's Infinite... What's up friend How you doing Good I was just gonna go in - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:30
What's up friend How you doing Good I was just gonna go...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... You guys must be really good friends Yes I am a great friend - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:11
You guys must be really good friends Yes I am a great friend
Nick and Norah's Infinite... I never wash my pants I like to keep the night on them - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:05
I never wash my pants I like to keep the night on them
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Look your car misses me It's falling apart without me - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:09
Look your car misses me It's falling apart without me
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Well what are the benefits - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:17
Well what are the benefits
Nick and Norah's Infinite... This is amazing You are literally like my musical soul mate - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:28
This is amazing You are literally like my musical soul mate
Nick and Norah's Infinite... You're close enough to the curb now We're right on it - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:06
You're close enough to the curb now We're right on...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Your dad owns this place - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:31
Your dad owns this place
Nick and Norah's Infinite... What was your favorite song Let's see My favorite verse was - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:15
What was your favorite song Let's see My favorite verse...
Nick and Norah's Infinite... It reminds me of this part of Judaism that I really like - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:36
It reminds me of this part of Judaism that I really like
Nick and Norah's Infinite... Why would you buy these pants I don't know - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist 00:04
Why would you buy these pants I don't know
Year One Yeah you were holding a rock - Year One 00:10
Yeah you were holding a rock
Year One What are these big round things for - Year One 00:25
What are these big round things for
Year One Therefore to signify my covenant with the one true God - Year One 00:42
Therefore to signify my covenant with the one true God
Year One Do you have any idea where we're going - Year One 00:28
Do you have any idea where we're going
Year One If we never ever see you again it's not because we're avoiding you - Year One 00:06
If we never ever see you again it's not because...
Year One Ask me something Anything Go Test me Go - Year One 00:09
Ask me something Anything Go Test me Go
Year One Is the Holy of Holies earthly domain of the gods - Year One 00:11
Is the Holy of Holies earthly domain of the gods
Year One I'm a virgin by choice Not your choice - Year One 00:05
I'm a virgin by choice Not your choice
Year One Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now so we all lose - Year One 00:28
Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now...
Year One Nobody harm this woman She's not a virgin anymore - Year One 00:08
Nobody harm this woman She's not a virgin anymore
Year One I'm bringing you You're gonna be my right hand - Year One 00:11
I'm bringing you You're gonna be my right hand
Year One I just wanna lay with her so badly - Year One 00:36
I just wanna lay with her so badly
This Is the End Hey does this coke smell funny OohFuck Michael what the fuck manThat's expensive shit motherfuckerWhat are you doingI've never fucking done cocaine dude Why does it fuckingWell you did the best shit possible for your first time - This Is the End 00:14
Hey does this coke smell funny OohFuck Michael what the fuck...
This Is the End There were people and they were thereand they got sucked up into the skyJay Sucked up into the skyNobody got sucked up in hereI got sucked off here - This Is the End 00:13
There were people and they were thereand they got sucked up...
This Is the End All right everybody listen up Listen upWho took my fucking cell phone manMartin empty your pockets WhatI saw you in the bathroom man Somebody dial my phoneShut the fuck up It's unbelievableIt's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you peopleI've - This Is the End 00:25
All right everybody listen up Listen upWho took my fucking...
This Is the End So is it weird - This Is the End 00:12
So is it weird
Paper Heart Do you live around here - Paper Heart 00:15
Do you live around here
Barbie Hi BarbieOh hi Allannarrator There are no multiples of Allan He's just AllanYeah I'm I confused about that - Barbie 00:12
Hi BarbieOh hi Allannarrator There are no multiples of Allan...
Barbie I'll never get out of here - Barbie 00:04
I'll never get out of here
Barbie I don't think that things should go backto the way that they wereNo Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadowsOr Allan - Barbie 00:10
I don't think that things should go backto the way that...
Sausage Party Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The song's about to startShit Frank We can't miss the song Barry wake upWhat What I'm up I'm upThis song is such an awesome way to start every morningIt's a nice way of showing the gods how much we - Sausage Party 00:31
Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The...
Sausage Party FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's comingNo wait I'm still fresh I swearI'm still freshDid he see us No wayWe're fucked bros Oh God noTake anyone but us please - Sausage Party 00:13
FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's...
Sausage Party Hey. I... - Sausage Party 00:43
Hey. I...
Sausage Party We're all gonna dieBarry Snap the fuck out of it and run - Sausage Party 00:08
We're all gonna dieBarry Snap the fuck out of it and...
Sausage Party Okay little buddy Jump on the count of threeOneTwoThre UhnCarlGROANINGGar babar what What are you saying CarlOh Oh God NoNo Oh God CarlCarlBarryCarl Dear sweet CarlWhat have they done to you Carl - Sausage Party 00:31
Okay little buddy Jump on the count of threeOneTwoThre...
Sausage Party Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage in distress - Sausage Party 00:05
Sir Sir I'm sorry to wake you I'm a fellow sausage...
Sausage Party What the fuckUhHello AahBOTH SCREAMINGPlease don't kill me Please just waitWhat are youAre you some kind of magical sausageNo no No I'm just Barry I'm just BarryWaitWait You can actually understand meAnd I can actually understand you - Sausage Party 00:31
What the fuckUhHello AahBOTH SCREAMINGPlease don't kill...
Sausage Party Goddamn itI blew itMALE VOICE Hey Doesn't mean it's too late to redeem yourselfTake it from meBarryBarry Is this realYou're aliveYou bet your sweet butthole I amBut how I'll tell you howThe gods can be AhemExcuse meThe gods can be killedWHISTLESTHUMPINGOh - Sausage Party 00:36
Goddamn itI blew itMALE VOICE Hey Doesn't mean...
Sausage Party I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe meOf course they didn't You called them all a bunch of fucking idiotsYou can't just slam their beliefs You have to show them there's a better wayYou need to inspire them like you inspired meYou need to give - Sausage Party 00:27
I tried to warn everyone they didn't believe meOf...
Sausage Party Make it rainALL GRUNTINGWhat the fuckAll right who did itGary did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me man - Sausage Party 00:17
Make it rainALL GRUNTINGWhat the fuckAll right who did...
Sausage Party Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock - Sausage Party 00:06
Can't this thing go any faster Suck my pink cock
Sausage Party Ah! Call 911! Ow! Aah! Huge mistake, bros. Aah! Wha...? Oh, no. Oh! - Brenda! - Ha-ha-ha. Ow! Aah! F - Sausage Party 00:27
Ah! Call 911! Ow! Aah! Huge mistake, bros. Aah! Wha...? Oh,...
Sausage Party What's happening out there - Sausage Party 00:32
What's happening out there
Sausage Party Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but noticeyou're a little smushed or something You have a kind of abnormalityDid you get Somebody sit on you YeahI got smushedYou know I love the way your face just kind of gives up halfway down - Sausage Party 00:18
Yeah I just came over here I couldn't help but...
Sausage Party BARRY I'm filling you I'm filling youI'm blowing my fucking load Good God Oh - Sausage Party 00:08
BARRY I'm filling you I'm filling youI'm...
Magic Magic The next time you want your pussy eaten out - Magic Magic 00:35
The next time you want your pussy eaten out
The Lego Batman Movie Yes My name's Richard Grayson but all the kids at the orphanage call me DickWell children can be cruel Yeah - The Lego Batman Movie 00:07
Yes My name's Richard Grayson but all the kids at the...
The Lego Batman Movie WhatIt's the BatcaveOh my gosh Oh my goshOh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh my goshOh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh my goshBatman WhoaYou're darn right WhoaWait does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basementNo Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic - The Lego Batman Movie 00:25
WhatIt's the BatcaveOh my gosh Oh my goshOh my gosh Oh...
The Lego Batman Movie Wow Look it's the Bat Sub Wait don't touch thatOver there it's the Bat Space shuttlePlease keep your hands off thatLook it's the Bat Zeppelin Don't touch that eitherIt's the Bat Train NoIt's the Bat Kayak NoIt's the Bat Dune buggy NoIt's the Bat shark - The Lego Batman Movie 00:19
Wow Look it's the Bat Sub Wait don't touch...
The Lego Batman Movie Hey kid Yes sirYou're super nimble right I sure amAnd small VeryAnd quiet When I desire to beAnd 110 expendableI don't know what that means but okay - The Lego Batman Movie 00:12
Hey kid Yes sirYou're super nimble right I sure amAnd...
The Lego Batman Movie We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone Projector from SupermanSteal YeahWe have to right a wrongAnd sometimes in order to right a wrong you have to do a wrong rightGandhi said thatAre we sure Gandhi said thatI'm paraphrasing Cool - The Lego Batman Movie 00:15
We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone Projector from...
The Lego Batman Movie Whoo hooA month ago I had no dadsThen I had one dad Now I have two dadsAnd one of them is Batman YeahIt's raining dads - The Lego Batman Movie 00:11
Whoo hooA month ago I had no dadsThen I had one dad Now I...
The Lego Batman Movie Are you ready to follow Batmanand maybe learn a few life lessons along the wayI sure am Dad TwoBut first where's the seatbeltThe first lesson islife doesn't give you seatbeltsLet's go Whoo hoo - The Lego Batman Movie 00:17
Are you ready to follow Batmanand maybe learn a few life...
The Lego Batman Movie Hey I was thinking If I'm gonna be a superheroand go on awesome superhero missions like this one can we use code namesMine can be RobinI'm sorry say that again RobinAs in the small Midwestern frail birdYeah and I already have a catch phrase Tweet tweet on - The Lego Batman Movie 00:23
Hey I was thinking If I'm gonna be a superheroand go on...
The Lego Batman Movie Batman's life lesson number twoVigilantes don't have bedtimesYesSo what's the vigilante policy on cookiesUnlimited - The Lego Batman Movie 00:12
Batman's life lesson number twoVigilantes don't...
The Lego Batman Movie All right kid We need to avoid Commissioner GordonSo lesson number threeWhen going stealthyou gotta hide every part of you physically and emotionallyGot it Yeah - The Lego Batman Movie 00:16
All right kid We need to avoid Commissioner GordonSo lesson...
The Lego Batman Movie When going stealthyou gotta hide every part of you physically and emotionallyGot it YeahAlready failed - The Lego Batman Movie 00:10
When going stealthyou gotta hide every part of you...
The Lego Batman Movie Who's this Hi police ladyIs that your son Yes I amIs that my son No that's just weirdIt's weirder if it's not your son - The Lego Batman Movie 00:09
Who's this Hi police ladyIs that your son Yes I amIs...
The Lego Batman Movie Uh Batman What's up buddyAre we nearly at Wayne Manor WhyUh Your number two needs to go number oneI thought I told you to go back at the prisonI tried but Bane was in there SoHe had sort of a get out of this bathroom now vibeI knew I shouldn't have given - The Lego Batman Movie 00:22
Uh Batman What's up buddyAre we nearly at Wayne Manor...
Molly's Game You know I don't like playing pokerWhy do you playI like destroying lives - Molly's Game 00:08
You know I don't like playing pokerWhy do you playI...
Molly's Game You are so fucked - Molly's Game 00:04
You are so fucked
Paws of Fury: The Legend of... I am offering to make you the new samurai of Kakamucho - Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 00:07
I am offering to make you the new samurai of Kakamucho
Paws of Fury: The Legend of... Hey is there a book You know an instruction manual - Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 00:10
Hey is there a book You know an instruction manual
Paws of Fury: The Legend of... Defend yourself What - Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 00:16
Defend yourself What
Paws of Fury: The Legend of... Wait That music - Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 00:12
Wait That music
Paws of Fury: The Legend of... Sumo have edamame bean on face - Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 00:09
Sumo have edamame bean on face
Paws of Fury: The Legend of... Life is short - Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 00:08
Life is short