Michael Keaton Quotes & Movies

Minions poster

Minions Walter 'Robby' Robinson

Spotlight poster

Spotlight Ray Kroc

The Founder poster

The Founder Adrian Toomes

Spider Man: Homecoming poster

Spider Man: Homecoming Ray Nicolette

Jackie Brown poster

Jackie Brown Betelgeuse

Beetlejuice poster

Beetlejuice Raymond Sellars

RoboCop poster

RoboCop Dogberry

Much Ado About Nothing poster

Much Ado About Nothing Batman

Batman Returns poster

Batman Returns Chick Hicks

Cars poster

Cars Ray Nicolette

Out of Sight poster

Out of Sight Captain Gene Mauch

The Other Guys poster

The Other Guys Batman

Batman poster

Batman Rembrandt

The Protégé poster

The Protégé President Mackenzie

First Daughter poster

First Daughter Ray Peyton Sr.

Herbie Fully Loaded poster

Herbie Fully Loaded Peter McCabe

Desperate Measures poster

Desperate Measures Billy Caufield

The Dream Team poster

The Dream Team V. A. Vandevere

Dumbo poster

Dumbo Ramsey Clark

The Trial of the Chicago 7 poster

The Trial of the Chicago 7 Self

Won't You Be My Neighbor? poster

Won't You Be My Neighbor? Stan Hurley

American Assassin poster

American Assassin Monarch

Need for Speed poster

Need for Speed Ken

Toy Story 3 poster

Toy Story 3 Jonathan Rivers

White Noise poster

White Noise Narrator

Inventing the Abbotts poster

Inventing the Abbotts Bill Blazejowski

Night Shift poster

Night Shift Adrian Toomes

Morbius poster

Morbius Robert Wiener

Live from Baghdad poster

Live from Baghdad Jack Frost

Jack Frost poster

Jack Frost Hollander

Penthouse North poster

Penthouse North Hunt Stevenson

Gung Ho poster

Gung Ho Kevin Vallick

Speechless poster

Speechless Johnny Dangerously

Johnny Dangerously poster

Johnny Dangerously Ken Feinberg

Worth poster

Worth Carter Hayes

Pacific Heights poster

Pacific Heights Doug Kinney

Multiplicity poster

Multiplicity Riggan

Birdman poster

Birdman Nicky Rogan

Game 6 poster

Mr Mom poster

Mr Mom Michael Keaton

She's Having a Baby poster

She's Having a Baby Daryl Poynter

Clean and Sober poster

Clean and Sober Walter Malby

Post Grad poster

Post Grad Artie Lewis

One Good Cop poster

One Good Cop Black and White Panda

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood poster

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Dr. Samuel Finnix

Dopesick poster

Dopesick Bruce Wayne

The Flash poster

The Flash Trip Larsen

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Richard Sackler

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Ken

Hawaiian Vacation poster

Hawaiian Vacation Ted Riker

The Last Time poster

The Last Time Henry Hackett

The Paper poster

The Paper Porco Rosso

Porco Rosso poster

Porco Rosso Chip Winston

Maude poster

Maude Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice poster

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Andy

Goodrich poster

Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute poster

Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute

Clips with Michael Keaton

Penthouse North

Good 'Cause we're gonna play a game called follow the cat - Penthouse North

Good 'Cause we're gonna play a game called follow...

Penthouse North

I wish you could see these Sara - Penthouse North

I wish you could see these Sara

Spider Man: Homecoming

I know you know what I'm talking about - Spider Man: Homecoming

I know you know what I'm talking about

Spider Man: Homecoming

If you have a grievance you may take it up with my superiorsYour superiors Who the hell are they - Spider Man: Homecoming

If you have a grievance you may take it up with my...

Spider Man: Homecoming

How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the openYou said move the merchandise Under the radarUnder the radarThat's how we surviveIf you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here we're throughYou're out there wearing that goofy thing - Spider Man: Homecoming

How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the...

Spider Man: Homecoming

You know whatI can't afford your bullshitGet out of here WhatYou're done You're off the crew Yeah all rightAll rightWonder if you can afford me out there though rightWith everything I knowExcuse me I'm just sayingmaybe your wife would like to know where - Spider Man: Homecoming

You know whatI can't afford your bullshitGet out of...

Spider Man: Homecoming

Eight years not a word from the feds nothing from thoseHalloween costume wearing bozos up there in Stark TowerAnd then all of a sudden this little bastard in red tights shows upAnd he thinks he can tear down everything I've builtReallyI'm gonna kill - Spider Man: Homecoming

Eight years not a word from the feds nothing from...

Spider Man: Homecoming

If I knew who he was - Spider Man: Homecoming

If I knew who he was

Spider Man: Homecoming

Does she knowKnow whatSo she doesn't GoodClose to the vestI admire thatI've got a few secrets of my ownOf all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to datePeternothing is more important than familyYou saved my daughter's lifeI could never forget something - Spider Man: Homecoming

Does she knowKnow whatSo she doesn't GoodClose to the...

Spider Man: Homecoming

They don't care about us - Spider Man: Homecoming

They don't care about us

Spider Man: Homecoming

You missed - Spider Man: Homecoming

Okay who did that It's StuartBut but That was greatHa ha ha Thank you - Minions

Okay who did that It's StuartBut but That was greatHa...

When we get to Orlando - Minions

When we get to Orlando

Where's the Beast - Need for Speed

Where's the Beast

Racers should race cops should eat donuts - Need for Speed

Racers should race cops should eat donuts

That's not true - Birdman

That's not true

Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this play - Birdman

Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing...

What are you doing - Birdman

What are you doing

Mike's available Mike who - Birdman

Mike's available Mike who

Ask me if he sells tickets - Birdman

Ask me if he sells tickets

That's good Give me my cue again - Birdman

That's good Give me my cue again

Don't do it Ow - Birdman

He's good huh He's incredible - Birdman

He's good huh He's incredible

Did you replace my gin with water man - Birdman

Did you replace my gin with water man

They're crying I sit there - Birdman

They're crying I sit there

The sun bed is here - Birdman

The sun bed is here

If this doesn't work out for you - Birdman

If this doesn't work out for you

Where are you going - Birdman

Where are you going

She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass - Birdman

She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass

I want to know something - Birdman

I want to know something

That's Flaubert right - Birdman

That's Flaubert right

What is that - Birdman

It's important to me - Birdman

It's important to me

I'm not even here - Birdman

I'm not even here

You're beautiful and you're talented - Birdman

You're beautiful and you're talented

Oh Jesus They called me for an interview - Birdman

Oh Jesus They called me for an interview

You're Mr Natural Mr Fuck the scene - Birdman

You're Mr Natural Mr Fuck the scene

You could jump right back into that suit if you wanted to - Birdman

You could jump right back into that suit if you wanted to

I'm the answer to a fucking Trivial Pursuit question - Birdman

I'm the answer to a fucking Trivial Pursuit question

You're an imposter here - Birdman

You're an imposter here

We'd have made great parents - Birdman

We'd have made great parents

Do you really think you'll be ready for opening tomorrow - Birdman

Do you really think you'll be ready for opening...

That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson - Birdman

That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson

To even attempt real art - Birdman

To even attempt real art

Shave off that pathetic goatee Get some surgery - Birdman

Shave off that pathetic goatee Get some surgery

They love this shit They love blood They love action - Birdman

They love this shit They love blood They love action

Hey Is this for real or are you shooting a film - Birdman

Hey Is this for real or are you shooting a film

I wasn't even present in my own life and now I don't have it - Birdman

I wasn't even present in my own life and now I...

Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions - Birdman

Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions

What's so funny - Birdman

What's so funny

Bye bye and fuck you - Birdman

Bye bye and fuck you

I just thought he might be hungry - Dumbo

I just thought he might be hungry

And you're going to - Dumbo

And you're going to

You've made me a child again - Dumbo

You've made me a child again

When I last checked they invented stairs - Dumbo

When I last checked they invented stairs

Right there arrest that man He stole my elephantHey we had a contract MediciI'm no expert but I think you got bigger problems here - Dumbo

Right there arrest that man He stole my elephantHey we had a...

What about the - The Founder

I know what you're thinkingWhat the heck do I need a five spindle forwhen I barely sell enough milkshakesto justify my single spindle RightWrongAre you familiar with the notion of the chicken or the eggMr Griffith I mention it becausewell I think it - The Founder

I know what you're thinkingWhat the heck do I need a...

Hi welcome to McDonald's May I take your orderYeah give me a hamburger French fries and a Coca ColaThat'll be 35 cents please AlrightFifteen cents is your changeHere you areWhat's this Your foodNo no no I just orderedAnd now it's hereYou sureAlrightWhere - The Founder

Hi welcome to McDonald's May I take your orderYeah give...

Speed that's the name of the gameThe first stop for every McDonald's hamburgeris the grill Manned by two cookswhose sole job is to grill those all beef beauties to perfectionMeanwhile as the Patty cooks our dressers get the buns readyWatch out Burger - The Founder

Speed that's the name of the gameThe first stop for...

Well we were young and hungryThere wasn't a job to be had in all of New HampshireSo we decided to pack our bags and head westTo Hollywood I wanted to be in the movie businessAnd dick well he wanted to beEmployedSo we landed jobs at Columbia pictures - The Founder

Well we were young and hungryThere wasn't a job to be...

So we've moved the restaurant we're setting up shopBut now we want to do a few tweaksbecause now it's 1940And drive ins are all the rageI mean they are the hottest thing goingand I say dick we gotta get in on thisAnd dick says okayAnd two months later we - The Founder

So we've moved the restaurant we're setting up...

Huh What is thatIt appears to be a hamburgerNot a McDonald's burger it's notLook at all that ketchupYou've got three pickles on there instead of twoLook at that Look at that lettuceReally Jack LettuceCan we talk about this another timeLook at the Patty - The Founder

Huh What is thatIt appears to be a hamburgerNot a...

I was by your restaurant today tooYeah what about it What about itYou got corn on the cob you got fried chickenPeople love fried chicken Do theyLet them go somewhere where they serve fried chickenAnd your kitchen is filthyWhat the hell is the matter with - The Founder

I was by your restaurant today tooYeah what about it What...

What's your nameLeonard Leonard RosenblattRosenblatt ReallyWhat's a Jew doing selling catholic biblesMaking a living - The Founder

What's your nameLeonard Leonard RosenblattRosenblatt...

If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean - The Founder

If you've got time to lean you've got time to...

McDonald's is familyIsn't that greatYou know what I say when I see thatFamily We're one big familyAren't weWe've got mouths to feedThat's a family - The Founder

McDonald's is familyIsn't that greatYou know what...

I'm looking for a few good menAnd women Who aren't afraid of hard workAren't afraid to roll up their sleevesCliché I know but I'm looking for scrappers hustlersGuys who are willing to roll up their sleevesPeople with driveThey got a little fire in the - The Founder

I'm looking for a few good menAnd women Who aren't...

So to summarizeYou have a minuscule revenue streamNo cash reservesAnd an albatross of a contract that requires you to go througha slow approval process to enact changesif they're approved at allWhich they never areAm I missing anything That about sums it - The Founder

So to summarizeYou have a minuscule revenue streamNo cash...

Let me explain something to you dickYou boys have full say over what goes on inside the restaurantsBut outside Above BelowYour authority stops at the doorAnd at the floorAlrightWhat's he sayingHe's buying the landOur land - The Founder

Let me explain something to you dickYou boys have full say...