Clips with Michael Kelly

Unbreakable And to answer your question there are two reasons - Unbreakable 00:23
And to answer your question there are two reasons
Dawn of the Dead His arm Those things are down thereWell these are all your problems not mineIf I put my foot up your ass would that be your problem - Dawn of the Dead 00:11
His arm Those things are down thereWell these are all your...
Dawn of the Dead Excuse me please Is there a restroomNo You're staying hereSo then why don't you tell us which spot in hereyou'd like us to take a piss - Dawn of the Dead 00:12
Excuse me please Is there a restroomNo You're staying...
Dawn of the Dead The bleeding's not gonna stop on its own I need to stitch his armWhat are you a fucking doctorNo I'm a fucking nurse - Dawn of the Dead 00:09
The bleeding's not gonna stop on its own I need to...
Dawn of the Dead America always sorts its shit out - Dawn of the Dead 00:04
America always sorts its shit out
Dawn of the Dead BART Wanna hear something that sucksand switching over to the Emergency Broadcasting SystemYou guys know that chick at Dairy QueenI don't know when we'll be back on the airThe fat one YeahShe was coming over tonightI would have tapped that shit for - Dawn of the Dead 00:27
BART Wanna hear something that sucksand switching over to...
Dawn of the Dead Go shut them off - Dawn of the Dead 00:22
Go shut them off
Dawn of the Dead I wish somebody was working at Hallowed GroundsHow hard is it to make a cup of coffeeI wanted a soy mocha latte with foamFaggot - Dawn of the Dead 00:14
I wish somebody was working at Hallowed GroundsHow hard is...
Dawn of the Dead What are we gonna do about that truckWe're not going to do anythingabout that truck There's people in thereYeah How do you know they're not all fucked up like everybody else out thereWell for one thing they're driving a truckGUN FIRINGOh and shooting guns - Dawn of the Dead 00:15
What are we gonna do about that truckWe're not going to...
Dawn of the Dead You can't just turn them away C J You'll kill themTough shit Self defenseI'm not killing anybodyYou know what I'll kill you - Dawn of the Dead 00:11
You can't just turn them away C J You'll kill...
Dawn of the Dead I'll kill each and every one of you to stay alive You hear me - Dawn of the Dead 00:05
I'll kill each and every one of you to stay alive You...
Dawn of the Dead Fucking figures - Dawn of the Dead 00:05
Fucking figures
Dawn of the Dead You come with me or you go back in that cellAll right I ain't going anywhere without a gun - Dawn of the Dead 00:14
You come with me or you go back in that cellAll right I...
Dawn of the Dead What the fuck was that I just saw somethingYou didn't see shit Bart Shut the fuck upRUMBLINGRUMBLINGOh shit Here it comesPANTINGJesus ChristIt's a fucking dog Come here boyDOG WHIMPERINGAt least you know nothing's down here It would've eaten himSee I told - Dawn of the Dead 00:46
What the fuck was that I just saw somethingYou didn't...
Dawn of the Dead Excuse me not to shit on anyone's riff herebut let me just see if I grasp this concept okayYou're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttlesand reinforce them with some aluminum sidingand then just head on over to the gun storewhere we watch - Dawn of the Dead 00:49
Excuse me not to shit on anyone's riff herebut let me...
Dawn of the Dead Whoa whoa Wait wait wait I'm sorry Why does he stay herewhile I go on the suicide mission to rescue Terry's already dead girlfriendFuck you man We don't know thatYou know what asshole Either way we gotta get over thereand get the guns and get out of this - Dawn of the Dead 00:17
Whoa whoa Wait wait wait I'm sorry Why does he stay...
Dawn of the Dead What the hell happened to you guys Give me the keysANA Prick WhatI'll deal with you later motherfucker - Dawn of the Dead 00:07
What the hell happened to you guys Give me the keysANA Prick...
Dawn of the Dead Fucking nursery school - Dawn of the Dead 00:04
Fucking nursery school
Carlito's Way: Rise to... You wanna start making some real money Charlie - Carlito's Way: Rise to Power 00:38
You wanna start making some real money Charlie
Carlito's Way: Rise to... He's really looking forward to meeting you guys - Carlito's Way: Rise to Power 00:16
He's really looking forward to meeting you guys
Carlito's Way: Rise to... It went good He likes you guys - Carlito's Way: Rise to Power 00:15
It went good He likes you guys
Carlito's Way: Rise to... Maybe more You're gonna bring down Hollywood Nicky - Carlito's Way: Rise to Power 00:12
Maybe more You're gonna bring down Hollywood Nicky
Man of Steel When are you gonna throw me a bone - Man of Steel 00:16
When are you gonna throw me a bone
Changeling It's raining cats dogs and Democrats out there - Changeling 00:07
It's raining cats dogs and Democrats out there
Changeling Nobody can just up and kill 20 kids - Changeling 00:14
Nobody can just up and kill 20 kids
Changeling You put them in the ground you can take them out of the ground - Changeling 00:12
You put them in the ground you can take them out of the...
Changeling That's how you want it then I guess we're done here - Changeling 00:36
That's how you want it then I guess we're done...
Changeling Three boys made a run for it that night - Changeling 00:35
Three boys made a run for it that night
Tooth and Nail So what's your story - Tooth and Nail 00:22
So what's your story
Tooth and Nail You're no different from anybody else - Tooth and Nail 00:11
You're no different from anybody else
Generation Kill S01 • E04 Interrogative have you found any non specific destroyed Iraqi armor - Generation Kill 00:06
Interrogative have you found any non specific destroyed...
Generation Kill S01 • E04 The thing to remember is they'll never take a Recon Marine alive - Generation Kill 00:06
The thing to remember is they'll never take a Recon...
Generation Kill S01 • E07 They wanted us to help engineers mark a minefield with chem lights - Generation Kill 00:09
They wanted us to help engineers mark a minefield with chem...
Outside the Wire You must've really fucked up if they sent you to Leo - Outside the Wire 00:05
You must've really fucked up if they sent you to Leo
Outside the Wire The Ethics Committee is a PR team - Outside the Wire 00:24
The Ethics Committee is a PR team
Law Abiding Citizen Tell us what we're dealing with Shelton was a spy orSpies are a dime a dozen I'm a spyClyde is a brain He's a think tank type guyHis specialty was low impact kinetic operationsIs this a hell of a fancy way to say that he kills peopleWe kill peopleHe - Law Abiding Citizen 01:46
Tell us what we're dealing with Shelton was a spy...
Defendor He dresses up in tights and he calls himself Defendor - Defendor 00:32
He dresses up in tights and he calls himself Defendor
Defendor Do you remember when you saved Jack's life - Defendor 00:35
Do you remember when you saved Jack's life
Now You See Me During the show half the audience was hypnotizedto believe they were in the Philharmonicguess that bullshit was the trigger wordOkay Ecoutez buddy Come on downYou're not in the PhilharmonicHow do you say stop in French Stop - Now You See Me 00:14
During the show half the audience was hypnotizedto believe...
Chronicle What did you do Andrew - Chronicle 00:03
What did you do Andrew
Chronicle Your mother's deadShe died last night while I was out looking for youI came home and uhshe was there in her bedIf I just could have been there for herI was always there for her when you were out screwing aroundAnd this one timethis one timethat she needed - Chronicle 01:15
Your mother's deadShe died last night while I was out...
Chronicle You got to put me down Please Stop - Chronicle 00:07
You got to put me down Please Stop
Secret in Their Eyes You really are a moron Bumpy You know that - Secret in Their Eyes 00:28
You really are a moron Bumpy You know that
Everest COME ON I GOT TO ASK THE QUESTION YOU KNOW I DOWHYWHYBECAUSEBECAUSE IT'S THERE IT'S THERE IT'S THERE - Everest 00:14
COME ON I GOT TO ASK THE QUESTION YOU KNOW I...
Transformers: Rise of the... Why don't you tell me about your strengthsIn addition to my experience with electronicsI've also been really developing my team building skills tooIs that soLook I'm gonna be honest with you chucklingclears throat Résumé's a little thinYeah well I just - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 01:15
Why don't you tell me about your strengthsIn addition...
Transformers: Rise of the... We know a lot about you Mr DiazWho are you The CIA or FBI orWe are a secret government organizationStrictly off the booksWe specialize in global threatsPlanetary loss prevention that kind of thingWe're in the middle of an ongoing warand we'd love to have - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 02:01
We know a lot about you Mr DiazWho are you The CIA or FBI...