Clips with Michael Peña

The United States of Leland What you in for dog - The United States of Leland 00:04
What you in for dog
The United States of Leland Hey Pearly help me out here bro - The United States of Leland 00:17
Hey Pearly help me out here bro
The United States of Leland You'll have to forgive Mr Madison today He's moving kinda slow - The United States of Leland 00:19
You'll have to forgive Mr Madison today He's...
Ant Man It's a Carbondale - Ant Man 01:19
It's a Carbondale
Ant Man ScottyWhat's up manDamn HeyHa ha Hey manHey what's up with your eyeOh Well what do you think Peachy It's a going away presentOh yeah I still got my scar from a year agoOh yeah YeahYou know what I'm still the only one who knocked him outWell I definitely - Ant Man 00:25
ScottyWhat's up manDamn HeyHa ha Hey manHey what's...
Ant Man Hey how's your girl manOh she left meOh Yeah my ma died tooAnd my dad got deportedBut I got the van - Ant Man 00:12
Hey how's your girl manOh she left meOh Yeah my ma died...
Ant Man Thanks for the hook up too I needed a place to stayYou wait till you see this couch You're gonna be really happyYou're gonna be on your feet in no time WatchI hope so YeahAnd I gotta introduce you to some people Some really skilled peopleNot interested - Ant Man 00:27
Thanks for the hook up too I needed a place to stayYou wait...
Ant Man Oh That's KurtHe was Folsom for five years He's a wizard on that laptopNice meet you Yeah Nice to meet you tooWho are youDaveNice work on the Vista jobVista job yesNo no I have heard of this robberyWell technically I didn't rob them Robbery involves - Ant Man 00:29
Oh That's KurtHe was Folsom for five years He's a...
Ant Man OkayI was at a wine tasting with my cousin ErnestoWhich was mainly reds and you know I don't like reds manBut there was a rosé that saved the day It was delightfulAnd then he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it withIt was actually the - Ant Man 01:16
OkayI was at a wine tasting with my cousin ErnestoWhich was...
Ant Man Hey if the job goes bad you know I got your back rightDon't worryIt's not gonna happenI love it when he gets cocky - Ant Man 00:12
Hey if the job goes bad you know I got your back...
Ant Man Thank you for the coffee ma'amIt's not too often that you rob a place and then get welcomed backBecause we just robbed youYou know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine rightTwo smoothie machines - Ant Man 00:16
Thank you for the coffee ma'amIt's not too often...
Ant Man You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine rightTwo smoothie machines - Ant Man 00:07
You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie...
Ant Man Are you sure they can handle thisOh we can handle it We're professionalsYou'll forgive us if we're not instilled with confidenceWell hey everybody just kick back and relax a little bit manWe know our businessWe broke into this spooky ass house didn't weI - Ant Man 00:20
Are you sure they can handle thisOh we can handle it...
Ant Man Now look this is gonna get weird all rightIt's pretty freaky but it's safe There's no reason to be scaredOh no no Daddy don't get scaredReally YeahGoodThis is the work of gypsiesThat's witchcraftWow that's amazingThat's like some David Copperfield - Ant Man 00:38
Now look this is gonna get weird all rightIt's pretty...
Ant Man You know what I was thinking of a tactic like when I go undercoverLike a whistling You know what I'm saying To like blend inNo Don't whistle No whistlingIt's not The Andy Griffith Show No whistling - Ant Man 00:12
You know what I was thinking of a tactic like when I go...
Ant Man We're the good guys right Yeah we're the good guysFeels kinda weird you knowYeah but we're not done yet - Ant Man 00:09
We're the good guys right Yeah we're the good...
Ant Man Yeah and this dude sounds like a badass manLike he comes up to her and saysYo I'm looking for this dude who's new on the scenewho's flashing his fresh tackwho's got like bomb moves right Who you gotAnd she's like Well we got everything nowadays We got a - Ant Man 00:39
Yeah and this dude sounds like a badass manLike he comes up...
Shooter FBI Took my weapon and my car - Shooter 00:04
FBI Took my weapon and my car
Shooter You have embarrassed this officeYou will be facing a review from the office of professional responsibilitySirWell I don't feel embarrassedA force recon marine scout sniperdisarmed me three weeks out of the academyIf anything I feel lucky to be alive - Shooter 00:21
You have embarrassed this officeYou will be facing a review...
Shooter Have you given your official statement yetBecause I would be very cautious about what went in itWell maybe I should wait for the report to come out read it and then remember - Shooter 00:11
Have you given your official statement yetBecause I would be...
Shooter I can't tell what this company does but - Shooter 00:08
I can't tell what this company does but
Shooter Good coffee Yep - Shooter 00:04
Good coffee Yep
Shooter Would've been a bad job to take thoughHow comeWhoever took that shot's probably dead nowThat's how a conspiracy worksThem boys on the grassy knoll they were dead within three hoursBuried in the damn desert Unmarked graves out past terlinguaAnd you know - Shooter 00:21
Would've been a bad job to take thoughHow comeWhoever...
Shooter That's how a conspiracy works - Shooter 00:15
That's how a conspiracy works
Shooter Sake of argument somebody other than himThere was a guy in RussiaThey locked his ass upAnother one in France I know he's deadThere was one guybut he don't shoot no moreA brutal son of a bitchMost boys shoot to kill He'd shoot to woundwait till his friends - Shooter 01:02
Sake of argument somebody other than himThere was a guy in...
Shooter Tell you what I'll give it to you and we'll call it evenI just want someone there I can trustI'm amenable Who do you have in mindHow about that guy from U2 with the glassesFriend of Nelson Mandela and all He seems trustworthyBono You want them to get bono - Shooter 00:15
Tell you what I'll give it to you and we'll call...
Shooter Bono You want them to get Bono - Shooter 00:04
Bono You want them to get Bono
Shooter You got any plans after thisYou have a rather unique skill set I'd be interested in offering you a jobWork For youIt's not really as bad as it seems It's all gonna be done in any caseYou might as well be on the side that gets you well paid for your - Shooter 00:28
You got any plans after thisYou have a rather unique skill...
Fantasy Island Please please there's no time I've been abducted - Fantasy Island 00:25
Please please there's no time I've been abducted
Fantasy Island Smiles everyone - Fantasy Island 00:07
Smiles everyone
Fantasy Island Welcome to Fantasy Island - Fantasy Island 00:04
Welcome to Fantasy Island
Fantasy Island I'm afraid the problem with having it all - Fantasy Island 00:06
I'm afraid the problem with having it all
Fantasy Island You must see it through to its natural conclusion - Fantasy Island 00:07
You must see it through to its natural conclusion
Fantasy Island Enjoy them while you can - Fantasy Island 00:08
Enjoy them while you can
Fantasy Island People would kill to have what you have a family - Fantasy Island 00:08
People would kill to have what you have a family
Fantasy Island It's not what I want - Fantasy Island 00:16
It's not what I want
Gangster Squad We're going to warThat sounds good to meTake it easy No I'm on your sideWho the fuck is this guyHe's a huge pain in my ass is what he is - Gangster Squad 00:14
We're going to warThat sounds good to meTake it easy No...
The Martian Stay in sight of each otherLet's make NASA proud todayMARTINEZ How's it looking over there WatneyWATNEY Well you'll be happy to hearthat in Grid Section 14 28the particles were predominantly coarsebut in 29 they're much finerand they should be ideal for - The Martian 00:36
Stay in sight of each otherLet's make NASA proud...
The Martian Get out All right - The Martian 00:37
Get out All right
The Martian Because you are launching me in a convertible - The Martian 00:35
Because you are launching me in a convertible
Collateral Beauty I justLook uh this This doesn't feel rightI knowBut when something starts with a six year old dyingnothing is gonna feel right - Collateral Beauty 00:14
I justLook uh this This doesn't feel rightI knowBut...
Collateral Beauty But Death is so much more vital than Time RightDeath gives Time all of its value - Collateral Beauty 00:07
But Death is so much more vital than Time RightDeath gives...
Collateral Beauty You're dyingEveryone's dyingYeah but you're doing it now - Collateral Beauty 00:12
You're dyingEveryone's dyingYeah but you're...
Ant Man and the Wasp We gotta land this bird He ain't goin' anywhereAnd the expression is land this fishNo it's land the birdJust like you land the planeYou gotta land the plane to be in businessI know it's silly to get hung up on these kinds of things but I doHow am I gonna - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:21
We gotta land this bird He ain't goin' anywhereAnd...
Ant Man and the Wasp You have to take me home They could show up any secondRelax As far as your nanny cops know you're still at homeScottyHe's programmed to replicate your daily routineHe's programmed to replicate your daily routine9 hours in bed 5 hours in front of the TV2 - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:41
You have to take me home They could show up any secondRelax...
Ant Man and the Wasp Wow Dr Pymwho would've thought that once again in your hour of needthat you would turn to us you knowNot me - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:11
Wow Dr Pymwho would've thought that once again in your...
Ant Man and the Wasp You know what I heard stories like what happened to youThis crazy creepy cat who walks through walls and stuff Like a ghostLike Baba YagaBaba Yaga the witchThey tell stories to children to frighten themYou know Baba Yaga - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:22
You know what I heard stories like what happened to youThis...
Ant Man and the Wasp Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morningDown to the undercarriage baby You sprung for the undercarriage washYou said get the worksThat's a scam bro We live in California not MinnesotaHe's rightThe undercarriage wash that's for cleaning off road - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:24
Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morningDown to...
Ant Man and the Wasp You know what You're right This isn't truth serumBecause I don't feel anythingThat was a lie I do feel somethingThis is truth serum There's no such thing - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:12
You know what You're right This isn't truth...
Ant Man and the Wasp Where is Scott LangSee that's complicatedBecause when I first met Scotty he was in a bad placeAnd I'm not talkin' about cell block DHis wife had just filed for divorce and I was likeDamn homie She dumped you when you're on lockupAnd he was like Yeah I - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:23
Where is Scott LangSee that's complicatedBecause when I...
Ant Man and the Wasp Okay hold on I like a good story as much as the next personbut what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang isI'm getting thereYou put a dime in him you gotta let the whole song play outHe like human jukeboxMy abuelita had a jukebox in the - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:26
Okay hold on I like a good story as much as the next...
Ant Man and the Wasp So anyway Scotty gets out of jail and he starts working for HankThat's when he met Hope And Hope's all like I want nothing to do with youLook at my hairdo I'm all businessAnd then Scotty's like You know what girl My heart is all brokenAnd I'll probably - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:44
So anyway Scotty gets out of jail and he starts working for...
Ant Man and the Wasp I'm gonna ask you one more time Where is Scott LangI've been trying to tell you he's in a tricky spot emotionally speakingEmotionally speaking Well Where is Scott Lang literally speakingOh The woodsThe woodsBaba Yaga - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:19
I'm gonna ask you one more time Where is Scott...
Ant Man and the Wasp Cassie gave me this for my birthday By the way I love that suitThanks man I wish I had a suitI would even like a suit with minimal powers you knowOr maybe even just a suit with no powers - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:19
Cassie gave me this for my birthday By the way I love that...
Ant Man and the Wasp Oh you got pezed - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:05
Oh you got pezed
Dora and the Lost City of Gold Honey you're wearing a boa around your neck - Dora and the Lost City of Gold 00:09
Honey you're wearing a boa around your neck