Clips with Michael Keaton

Batman Returns You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak - Batman Returns 00:10 You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak Batman Returns What do you want - Batman Returns 00:49 What do you want Batman Returns How could you I'm a woman - Batman Returns 00:28 How could you I'm a woman Batman Returns Did somebody say fish - Batman Returns 00:11 Did somebody say fish Batman Returns You're catnip to a girl like me - Batman Returns 00:51 You're catnip to a girl like me Cars What's he talkin' about - Cars 00:20 What's he talkin' about Cars Bring on the confetti - Cars 00:10 Bring on the confetti Cars That must be really embarrassing - Cars 00:10 That must be really embarrassing Cars I am not comin'in behind you again - Cars 00:06 I am not comin'in behind you again Cars That was some pretty darn nice racing out there   by me - Cars 00:15 That was some pretty darn nice racing out there by me Cars In your dreams Thunder - Cars 00:14 In your dreams Thunder Cars Where are the girls Bring on the confetti - Cars 00:08 Where are the girls Bring on the confetti Cars Hey that must be really embarrassing - Cars 00:08 Hey that must be really embarrassing Cars I am not comin' in behind you again old man - Cars 00:06 I am not comin' in behind you again old man Cars Ka chicka Ka chicka - Cars 00:05 Ka chicka Ka chicka Cars Hey Lightning Yo McQueen - Cars 00:07 Hey Lightning Yo McQueen Cars Show us the thunder You want thunder - Cars 00:15 Show us the thunder You want thunder The Other Guys Shake your dicks - The Other Guys 00:05 Shake your dicks The Other Guys This paperwork is like Bob's wife here - The Other Guys 00:21 This paperwork is like Bob's wife here The Other Guys I'm doing it to put a kid through NYU - The Other Guys 00:24 I'm doing it to put a kid through NYU The Other Guys I'm going to give you this - The Other Guys 00:14 I'm going to give you this The Other Guys I'm going to hang onto the wooden gun - The Other Guys 00:51 I'm going to hang onto the wooden gun The Other Guys Terry says twice - The Other Guys 00:31 Terry says twice The Other Guys You're gonna have to hand over your gun - The Other Guys 00:08 You're gonna have to hand over your gun The Other Guys Familiar with the venerable D - The Other Guys 01:37 Familiar with the venerable D The Other Guys What did you two do - The Other Guys 00:05 What did you two do The Other Guys In twenty years - The Other Guys 00:25 In twenty years The Other Guys And look at this - The Other Guys 02:18 And look at this The Other Guys Half empty bottle of Gin - The Other Guys 02:18 Half empty bottle of Gin The Other Guys Hey Shake your dicks This pissing contest is over - The Other Guys 00:07 Hey Shake your dicks This pissing contest is over The Other Guys That's right This paperwork is like Bob's wife here - The Other Guys 00:10 That's right This paperwork is like Bob's wife... The Other Guys Listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here - The Other Guys 00:15 Listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here The Other Guys You know what - The Other Guys 00:17 You know what The Other Guys Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off Ershon - The Other Guys 00:15 Wait How many times did I explicitly say to you Lay off... The Other Guys All right Allen you're gonna have to hand over your gun - The Other Guys 00:09 All right Allen you're gonna have to hand over your gun The Other Guys Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the venerable DA Radford - The Other Guys 00:35 Fellows I'm sure you're familiar with the... The Other Guys She tells me that every day before I leave Yep I do - The Other Guys 00:04 She tells me that every day before I leave Yep I do The Other Guys Half empty bottle of gin Chair knocked over - The Other Guys 00:35 Half empty bottle of gin Chair knocked over The Other Guys Look I'm sorry I just - The Other Guys 00:07 Look I'm sorry I just The Other Guys You know Danson and Highsmith were not good cops right - The Other Guys 00:25 You know Danson and Highsmith were not good cops right The Other Guys Go get it - The Other Guys 00:35 Go get it The Other Guys They'll find you in an hour - The Other Guys 00:07 They'll find you in an hour The Other Guys If he's not come in 10 minutes - The Other Guys 00:59 If he's not come in 10 minutes The Other Guys Wow That hurt - The Other Guys 00:05 Wow That hurt The Other Guys But there's one case one case in a career where you go all in - The Other Guys 00:26 But there's one case one case in a career where you go... The Other Guys Hey let me tell you something - The Other Guys 00:19 Hey let me tell you something The Other Guys One more thing do me a favor don't go chasing waterfalls - The Other Guys 00:15 One more thing do me a favor don't go chasing... The Other Guys Hope you bring it - The Other Guys 00:33 Hope you bring it The Other Guys All right Allen you're gonna have to hand over your gun - The Other Guys 00:09 All right Allen you're gonna have to hand over your gun The Other Guys You know what - The Other Guys 00:17 You know what The Other Guys That's right This paperwork is like Bob's wife here - The Other Guys 00:11 That's right This paperwork is like Bob's wife... The Other Guys Listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here - The Other Guys 00:15 Listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here The Other Guys Hey Shake your dicks This pissing contest is over - The Other Guys 00:08 Hey Shake your dicks This pissing contest is over Batman I'm not going to kill you - Batman 00:17 I'm not going to kill you Batman Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight - Batman 00:25 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight Batman You say such beautiful things - Batman 00:30 You say such beautiful things Batman A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker - Batman 00:25 A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker Batman I'm going to kill you - Batman 00:16 I'm going to kill you Batman You killed my parents - Batman 00:20 You killed my parents Batman See that thing on my belt - Batman 00:06 See that thing on my belt Batman Don't kill me - Batman 00:16 Don't kill me Batman A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker - Batman 00:25 A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker Batman You killed my parents - Batman 00:20 You killed my parents Batman I'm going to kill you - Batman 00:17 I'm going to kill you Batman See that thing on my belt Grab it - Batman 00:07 See that thing on my belt Grab it Batman You weigh a little more than 108 - Batman 00:06 You weigh a little more than 108 Batman See that thing on my belt Grab it - Batman See that thing on my belt Grab it Batman You dropped me into that vat of chemicals - Batman You dropped me into that vat of chemicals Batman I'm going to kill you - Batman I'm going to kill you