Clips with Michael Patrick Rogers

Parker I just mean how do you sleep at night - Parker 00:08 I just mean how do you sleep at night Parker If you don't tell me what I need to know - Parker 00:15 If you don't tell me what I need to know Parker I don't steal from people who can't afford it - Parker 00:08 I don't steal from people who can't afford it Parker Do you ever feel bad about what you do - Parker 00:12 Do you ever feel bad about what you do Parker Do what I say and you won't get hurt - Parker 00:15 Do what I say and you won't get hurt Parker I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled - Parker 00:35 I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled Parker Are you crazy You almost died - Parker 00:14 Are you crazy You almost died Parker What about you What does your husband do - Parker 00:18 What about you What does your husband do Parker Hey you have a cup holder in your car - Parker 00:11 Hey you have a cup holder in your car Parker ASCENSION Leslie who was that - Parker 00:10 ASCENSION Leslie who was that Parker Take off your clothes - Parker 00:09 Take off your clothes Parker Smooth as a baby's ass - Parker 00:03 Smooth as a baby's ass Parker I'd kill him while I had the chance - Parker 00:05 I'd kill him while I had the chance Parker Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas - Parker 00:08 Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas Parker (KNOCK ON DOOR) - Parker 00:06 (KNOCK ON DOOR) Parker PARKER: Danzinger? - Parker 00:11 PARKER: Danzinger? Parker Parker, we've got the girl! - Parker 00:12 Parker, we've got the girl! Parker Why don't we just unbutton this
fucking button right here? - Parker 00:29 Why don't we just unbutton this fucking button right he... Parker ROSS: Did you see the look
on those rich bitches' faces? - Parker 00:27 ROSS: Did you see the look on those rich bitches' faces... Parker ROSS: We did it! - Parker 00:07 ROSS: We did it! Parker PILOT 1: Eagle One.
I see an outlet. - Parker 00:13 PILOT 1: Eagle One. I see an outlet. Parker PILOT 2: Eagle Two checking pleasure
boat moorings on the Intracoastal. - Parker 00:08 PILOT 2: Eagle Two checking pleasure boat moorings on the In... Parker MELANDER: Clear out! - Parker 00:26 MELANDER: Clear out! Parker (CELL PHONE RINGS) Talk to me. - Parker 00:22 (CELL PHONE RINGS) Talk to me. Parker MAN: Come on. - Parker 00:05 MAN: Come on. Parker (TIRES SCREECH) - Parker 00:09 (TIRES SCREECH) Parker (SIGHS) - Parker 00:18 (SIGHS) Parker (SCOFFS) - Parker 00:15 (SCOFFS) Parker DISPATCH ER: Signal four,
rollover with injuries - Parker 00:22 DISPATCH ER: Signal four, rollover with injuries Parker MELANDER: Hey, Lionel! - Parker 00:13 MELANDER: Hey, Lionel! Parker HARDWICKE: I ain't waiting
for you old guys. - Parker 00:12 HARDWICKE: I ain't waiting for you old guys. Parker MELANDER: All right, let's
get it while it's hot. - Parker 00:18 MELANDER: All right, let's get it while it's hot. Parker (INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES) - Parker 00:18 (INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) Parker CLAIRE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
Hi. You know what to do. - Parker 00:14 CLAIRE: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hi. You know what to do. Parker BOUNCER: Trying to get in?
PATRON: Yeah. - Parker 00:16 BOUNCER: Trying to get in? PATRON: Yeah. Parker (INDISTINCT TALKING) - Parker 00:11 (INDISTINCT TALKING) Parker (ENGINE STARTS) - Parker 00:21 (ENGINE STARTS) Parker HUNTER 1: I got it! - Parker 00:08 HUNTER 1: I got it! Parker (GROANS SOFTLY) - Parker 00:11 (GROANS SOFTLY) Parker SHERIFF: Ain't no wallet,
no ID on him. - Parker 00:21 SHERIFF: Ain't no wallet, no ID on him. Parker (GRUNTING) - Parker 00:08 (GRUNTING) Parker (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) - Parker 00:18 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) Parker (WOMEN LAUGHING) - Parker 00:09 (WOMEN LAUGHING) Parker Here you go, Padre, it's all you.
You're a winner. - Parker 00:10 Here you go, Padre, it's all you. You're a winner. Parker Come on, Mommy!
Oh! - Parker 00:09 Come on, Mommy! Oh! Parker (CROWD CHEERING) - Parker 00:08 (CROWD CHEERING) Parker MAN: This is good for... - Parker 00:22 MAN: This is good for... Parker Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas - Parker 00:05 Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas Parker I'd kill him while I had the chance - Parker 00:04 I'd kill him while I had the chance Parker Smooth as a baby's ass - Parker 00:03 Smooth as a baby's ass Parker Take off your clothes - Parker 00:04 Take off your clothes Parker Are you crazy You almost died - Parker 00:11 Are you crazy You almost died Parker ASCENSION Leslie who was that - Parker 00:09 ASCENSION Leslie who was that Parker Hey you have a cup holder in your car - Parker 00:11 Hey you have a cup holder in your car Parker I don't steal from people who can't afford it - Parker 00:08 I don't steal from people who can't afford it Parker It's not the size it's how you use it - Parker 00:04 It's not the size it's how you use it Parker I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled - Parker 00:34 I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled Parker Do you ever feel bad about what you do - Parker 00:11 Do you ever feel bad about what you do Parker If you don't tell me what I need to know - Parker 00:14 If you don't tell me what I need to know Parker I just mean how do you sleep at night - Parker 00:08 I just mean how do you sleep at night