Clips with Michael Paul Chan

Joshua Tree You can open the safe with your balls - Joshua Tree 00:09
You can open the safe with your balls
Falling Down Drink eighty fie sen You pay or goI don't understand fie There's a V in the word fiveNo V's in ChinaNot Chinese I'm Korean WhateverYou come to my country take my money and don't even learn my language - Falling Down 00:18
Drink eighty fie sen You pay or goI don't understand...
Falling Down You're KoreanDo you have any idea how much money my country has given your countryHow muchI don't know It's a lot You can bet on that - Falling Down 00:15
You're KoreanDo you have any idea how much money my...
Falling Down You go now No troubleI stayWhat do you think of that - Falling Down 00:11
You go now No troubleI stayWhat do you think of that
Falling Down Take the moneyYou think I'm a thiefYou see I'm not the thiefI'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking sodaYou're the thiefI'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer - Falling Down 00:28
Take the moneyYou think I'm a thiefYou see I'm not...
Falling Down I'm rolling back prices to 1965 What do you think of thatDoughnuts Package of six How much1 12Too muchAspirin Price3 40Oh pleaseAA batteries Package of four4 29Nice tryThis whole shelf looks suspectOne soda12 ouncesFifty senSoldIt's been a pleasure - Falling Down 01:30
I'm rolling back prices to 1965 What do you think of...
Batman & Robin Is it true that this new telescope can see around the globe - Batman & Robin 00:28
Is it true that this new telescope can see around the globe
Spy Game Yeah I've got Commander Wiley - Spy Game 00:37
Yeah I've got Commander Wiley
Masked and Anonymous Haven't felt free in a long time - Masked and Anonymous 00:10
Haven't felt free in a long time