Michelle Deighton Quotes & Movies

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Clips with Michelle Deighton

HITCH Basic principlesNo woman wakes up sayingGod I hope I don't get swept off my feet todayWhat a wonderful world this would beNow she might sayThis is a really bad time for meDon't know much trigonometryOr something like I just need some spaceOr my - Hitch

HITCH Basic principlesNo woman wakes up sayingGod I hope I...

So tonight when you're wondering what to sayhow you look or whether or not she likes youjust remember she is already out with youThat means she said yes when she could have said noThat means she made a planwhen she could have just blown you offSo that - Hitch

So tonight when you're wondering what to sayhow you...

In case you didn't go to high schoolhitting is a good thing - Hitch

In case you didn't go to high schoolhitting is a good...

So how does it happen great loveAre you okayNobody knowsI'm goodLet me get a Bomb Pop and a Screwball for the ladyBut what I can tell youis that it happens in the blink of an eyeGRUNTSOne moment you're enjoying your lifeAnd the next you're wonderinghow - Hitch

So how does it happen great loveAre you okayNobody...

Life is not the amount of breaths you takeIt's the moments that take your breath away - Hitch

Life is not the amount of breaths you takeIt's the...

Did I call it or did I call itI mean what did I say six monthsAnd when was her first dateSo five and a halfGod I hate it when I'm rightWhat is it about guys that makes themwant to screw anything that walkseven when they're going out withsomeone as awesome - Hitch

Did I call it or did I call itI mean what did I say six...

Hey if he's stupid enough to cheatthen the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught - Hitch

Hey if he's stupid enough to cheatthen the world should...

Besides relationships are for peoplethat are just waiting for something better to come along - Hitch

Besides relationships are for peoplethat are just waiting...

Uh spoken like a true cynicI'm not a cynic I'm a realistYou are a realist masquerading as a cynicwho is secretly an optimist - Hitch

Uh spoken like a true cynicI'm not a cynic I'm a...

You know kiddo there is more to lifethan watching other people live it - Hitch

You know kiddo there is more to lifethan watching other...

You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the short gameYou pick your shots based on what you see firstnot what's uh necessarily best for youin the long runAll of us are not married to the womanof our dreams and about to have a babyYou know I'm - Hitch

You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the...

SARA So how'd you meet himI was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongsAnd he was doing likewiseNoYeah actually he said he was buyingsomethin' for his momHis momCasey who buys high priced lingerie for their motherWell maybe he was looking for a robeOh - Hitch

SARA So how'd you meet himI was in La Perla just buying...

Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please ThanksExcuse meExcuse meLime wedges in the bottle's fineHey asshole I don't work hereWowOh I'm sorryThe paramedics will have to cometo get my foot out of my mouth sweetheartJust don't let it - Hitch

Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please...

Because with no guile and no game there's no girl - Hitch

Because with no guile and no game there's no girl

You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling hopelessFeeling like the love of your lifeis waking up with the wrong manBut at the same timehoping that she still finds happinesseven if it's never gonna be with you - Hitch

You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling...

You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine ChapelYeahMichelangeloSistine ChapelYou saying you can do thisMy name is Alex HitchensLet's go paint that ceiling - Hitch

You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine...

HITCH: Daydreams are for private time. - Hitch

HITCH: Daydreams are for private time.

What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly awfulWhat is the objectiveShock and aweWhat is the objective - Hitch

What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly...

I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of bringing youanother apple martiniThank youAnd I couldn't help but noticeyou look a lot like my next girlfriendWhat's your nameThey call me ChipYou can't get them to stopLAUGHINGThat was - Hitch

I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of...

On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak to someone who looks like youBut on the other hand should that be your problemSo life's kind of hard all aroundNot not if you pay attentionI mean you're sending all the right signalsNo earrings - Hitch

On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak...

No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see here's the thingMy clients actually like womenHit hit it and quit it is is not my thingLet me make one thing clear to you rabbiI need professional helpWell that is for damn certain - Hitch

No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see...

SARA: No. - Hitch

HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give him her number. - Hitch

HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give...

Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn excuse to be obnoxiousContinuing in a course of actionwithout regard to discouragementopposition or previous failure Over - Hitch

Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn...

Come on. - Hitch

Do you really expect me to wear this? - Hitch

Do you really expect me to wear this?

Look I'm I'm really sorryWhen I saw it on the computerit said the Butcher of CadizYou knowI I thought it was a professionnot a headline - Hitch

Look I'm I'm really sorryWhen I saw it on the...

Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it in her ear like a secretWatch your hand placementToo high says I just wanna be friendsToo low says I just wanna grab some assFriends Ass me - Hitch

Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it...

What was your name Eggnog - Hitch

What was your name Eggnog

Don't need no pizza They got food there - Hitch

Don't need no pizza They got food there

Can't stop itYou cannot stop it - Hitch

Can't stop itYou cannot stop it

Get out - Hitch

One danceone look one kissThat's all we get AlbertJust one shot to make the differencebetween happily ever after andOh he's just some guy I went to some thing with once - Hitch

One danceone look one kissThat's all we get AlbertJust...

I need you to wrap your head around thisTomorrow night Allegra Colecould have her lastfirst kiss - Hitch

I need you to wrap your head around thisTomorrow night...

All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you what do you meanJust show me how you would kiss meI wouldn't kiss youI'm not me I'm AllegraBut you're really not soOkay Albertend of the night you're droppin' me off at homeShow me the magicYou - Hitch

All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you...

Yeah That's what I said snow - Hitch

Yeah That's what I said snow

I had a really nice time tonight AlbertI hada great time tonight too Allegrawith a beardWhat's upI'm not feelin' itWhat do you mean I I came 90I'm just I'm not feelin' like you want itLook I'm Allegra Colethe woman of your dreamsThe woman whose green eyes - Hitch

I had a really nice time tonight AlbertI hada great time...

Coquille St Jacques Death on a leaf - Hitch

Coquille St Jacques Death on a leaf

I'm a vault baby Locked down - Hitch

I'm a vault baby Locked down

HITCH: This is some place. - Hitch

HITCH: This is some place.

Kind of defines you doesn't it - Hitch

Kind of defines you doesn't it

Sara, you're such an idiot! - Hitch

Sara, you're such an idiot!

Well you know like I uh always tell my clientsbegin each day as if it were on purpose - Hitch

Well you know like I uh always tell my clientsbegin each day...

RECEPTIONIST: That's him. - Hitch

RECEPTIONIST: That's him.

Okay okay how much will it cost me to stay out of thisI don't want money I want a nameI don't know his nameWell what do you knowI know thisAll this for a lousy layAre we satisfiedAlmost - Hitch

Okay okay how much will it cost me to stay out of thisI...

ANNOUNCER: Ball is back in play after a 20-second timeout. - Hitch

ANNOUNCER: Ball is back in play after a 20-second timeout.

HITCH: How'd you get my card? - Hitch

HITCH: How'd you get my card?

Yeah. RAOUL: Papi, Sara Melas is here to see you. - Hitch

Yeah. RAOUL: Papi, Sara Melas is here to see you.

What should we toast toNever lie steal cheat or drinkBut if you must lie lie in the arms of the one you loveMmmIf you must steal steal away from bad companyIf you must cheat cheat deathAnd if you must drinkdrink in the moments that take your breath away - Hitch

What should we toast toNever lie steal cheat or drinkBut if...

Damn it! - Hitch

Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a planyou know because he's nervousHe's not sure that he couldjust walk up to you and you'd respond if he saidI like youI like youI like you - Hitch

Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to...

Wow. I--I don't believe this. - Hitch

Wow. I--I don't believe this.

JERRY MAGUIRE: You complete me. - Hitch

JERRY MAGUIRE: You complete me.

Uh what you got thereThis Uh I figured maybe if my heart stops beatin' it wouldn't hurt so much - Hitch

Uh what you got thereThis Uh I figured maybe if my heart...

I never knew I could feel like this you knowI swear I'm goin' out of my mindI wanna throw myself off of every building in New YorkI I see a cab and I wanna dive in front of itbecause then I'll stop thinking about herLook you will Just give it timeThat's - Hitch

I never knew I could feel like this you knowI swear I'm...

Love is my lifeNo Love is your job - Hitch

Love is my lifeNo Love is your job

That man would've sold his soul to make you happySo what does that make you the devil - Hitch

That man would've sold his soul to make you happySo...

How did you know all that stuff about meWell you really did your homeworkLike at boarding school when everyone used to tease me because I couldn't whistleAnd having him dance like a buffoonknowing that I can't dance eitherThen telling him to drop mustard - Hitch

How did you know all that stuff about meWell you really did...

I love you. - Hitch

SARA: Yeah, who is it? - Hitch

SARA: Yeah, who is it?

This is weirdI don't have me behind the door you know - Hitch

This is weirdI don't have me behind the door you know

That I just knowthat I wantI want to bemiserableLike really miserableBecause heyif that's what it takes for me to be happy thenWait that didn't come out right - Hitch

That I just knowthat I wantI want to bemiserableLike really...

Since when do we get anything right the first time - Hitch

Since when do we get anything right the first time

TOM: You okay? - Hitch

Because that's what people doThey leap and hope to God they can flyHITCH GROANSBecause otherwisewe just drop like a rockwonderin' the whole way downWhy in the hell did I jumpBut here I am Sara fallin'And there's only one person that makes me feel like I - Hitch

Because that's what people doThey leap and hope to God...

Basic principlesthere are none - Hitch

Basic principlesthere are none