Mike Myers quotes in movies

Wayne's World 00:42

What the hell's going on

Wayne's World 00:09

Well as you can see it sucks as it cuts

Wayne's World 00:36

Let me bring you up to speed My name is Wayne Campbell

Wayne's World 00:11

Phil what are you doing here You're partied out man...

Wayne's World 00:09

Say I smell bacon Does anyone else smell bacon

Wayne's World 00:08

OK this guy needs coffee and crullers stat

Wayne's World 00:19

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that...

Wayne's World 00:35

Uh oh Don't look Stacy Where

Wayne's World 00:17

Are they any good

Wayne's World 00:04

An excellent heavy metal bar

Wayne's World 00:03

She will be mine

Wayne's World 00:05

Pardon me Do you have any Grey Poupon

Wayne's World 00:06

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries

Wayne's World 00:39

There was this band

Wayne's World 00:09

Tent pole She's a babe She's magically babelicious

Wayne's World 00:08

Are you through yet I'm getting tired of holding this

Wayne's World 00:04

Exsqueeze me Baking powder

Wayne's World 00:21

Yes Do you have a lawyer

Wayne's World 00:13

And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass...

Wayne's World 00:30

Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone...

Wayne's World 00:08

It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand...

Wayne's World 00:15

I mean we're looking down on Wayne's basement

Wayne's World 00:11

Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to

Wayne's World 00:29

Did you know that Noah does all his own commercials

Wayne's World 00:16

They left that to the Bee Gees

Wayne's World 00:07

I thought I had mono for an entire year

Wayne's World 00:12

I know I'll use the may I help you riff

Wayne's World 00:05

No Stairway Denied

Wayne's World 00:16

I mean there's two Darrin Stevens Dick York Dick...

Wayne's World 00:31

Wayne Listen we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff

Wayne's World 00:17

Wayne what do you do if every time you see this one...

Wayne's World 00:29

When the first show is over

Wayne's World 00:05

This is definitely the type of place I'm gonna get

Wayne's World 00:09

You know Cassandra from this height

Wayne's World 00:26

I don't believe I've had French champagne

Wayne's World 00:07

Who wants Chinese takeout I know a great place

Wayne's World 00:17

This guy is good

Wayne's World 00:30

So do you come to Milwaukee often

Wayne's World 00:10

We're not worthy We're not worthy

Wayne's World 00:04

No way Way

Wayne's World 00:28

OK pop quiz Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because

Wayne's World 00:14

Kiss your mother with that mouth

Wayne's World 00:06

Well first he screws me then you It's Dutch door action

Wayne's World 00:14

What are you gonna do with these guys

Wayne's World 00:04

The Mirth Mobile

Wayne's World 00:07

Have you seen this boy

Wayne's World 00:29

Am I supposed to be a man

Wayne's World 00:13

Cassandra I know I don't have his looks I don't...

Wayne's World 00:35

I love you Wayne I love you Cassandra

Wayne's World 00:29

And I love you too

Wayne's World 00:05

What a totally amazing

Wayne's World 00:19

Well that's all the time for our movie

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:37

Woe man

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:34

Lt's a well known fact that there's a secret...

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:19

WouLd you like a juice

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:34

So Tony what's the deal with your clothes

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:25

L find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World...

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:10

You've turned into a sexy wee bastard Do you know that

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:09

May l ask you a question Do you actually like haggis

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:19

TeLl me one bad thing you've done and it better be evil

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:16

For example How many peopIe have you brutalIy murdered

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:12

Bright women intimidate you No no Not at aIl

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:13

Wait What do you Iook for in a woman you date

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:05

Come Let us dance like children of the night

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:13

Scotland has its own martial arts

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:07

I Iike the nightIife I Iike to boogie

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:34

Maybe it is late

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:34

Let me make you some breakfast

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:10

Oh weIl You know Harriet

So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:07

I'm smitten I am in deep smit