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So I Married an Axe Murderer Larry Leonard 'croner' '' Crooner - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:24
Larry Leonard 'croner' '' Crooner
So I Married an Axe Murderer L have a surprise for you - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:18
L have a surprise for you
So I Married an Axe Murderer Not reaIly - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:06
Not reaIly
So I Married an Axe Murderer I could do anything to you in your sleep - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:17
I could do anything to you in your sleep
So I Married an Axe Murderer There's another one here Native San Franciscan Plumber EIliot RaIph - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:36
There's another one here Native San Franciscan Plumber...
So I Married an Axe Murderer I'm afraid that you're gonna k leave me - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:08
I'm afraid that you're gonna k leave me
So I Married an Axe Murderer Woe man - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:31
Woe man
So I Married an Axe Murderer Harriet Harr i et - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:36
Harriet Harr i et
So I Married an Axe Murderer Marry me - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:10
Marry me
So I Married an Axe Murderer Charlie open the door Rose is trying to kiIl me - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:04
Charlie open the door Rose is trying to kiIl me
So I Married an Axe Murderer Happy in her cage No longer full of rage - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:37
Happy in her cage No longer full of rage
Austin Powers: International... Does that make you HORNY - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12
Does that make you HORNY
Austin Powers: International... Your dad loved her very much - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:38
Your dad loved her very much
Austin Powers: International... Why don't you ever model for me Mrs KensingtonYou know how Mr Kensington feels about thatOh behave - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12
Why don't you ever model for me Mrs KensingtonYou know...
Austin Powers: International... It's my happening baby and it freaks me out - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05
It's my happening baby and it freaks me out
Austin Powers: International... That ain't no woman It's a man man - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06
That ain't no woman It's a man man
Austin Powers: International... I've got you now Dr EvilNot this timeCome Mr BigglesworthSee you in the future Mr PowersMy God He's freezing himselfOh my GodAnd so Dr Evil escapedand had himself cryogenically frozento return at a time when free love no longer reignedand greed and - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:55
I've got you now Dr EvilNot this timeCome Mr...
Austin Powers: International... WHO ARE THESE PEOPLEThe shouting is a temporary side effectof the unfreezing processYes I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLEThe shouting is a temporary side...
Austin Powers: International... The Cold War's overWell finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes ehHey comrades Eh Austin we wonOh groovy Smashing Yay capitalism - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:15
The Cold War's overWell finally those capitalist pigs...
Austin Powers: International... Actually my name is Austin PowersIt says here Name Danger PowersNo no no noDanger's my middle name - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12
Actually my name is Austin PowersIt says here Name Danger...
Austin Powers: International... One Swedish made penis enlarger pumpThat's not mineOne credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlargersigned by Austin PowersI'm telling you baby that's not mineOne warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pumpfilled out by Austin PowersI don't - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:39
One Swedish made penis enlarger pumpThat's not mineOne...
Austin Powers: International... Listen Mr Powers I look forward to working with youbut do me a favour and stop calling me babyYou can address me as Agent KensingtonOh come onAll right then Vanessa Was that so hard - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18
Listen Mr Powers I look forward to working with youbut do me...
Austin Powers: International... Don't come a' knockin' - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06
Don't come a' knockin'
Austin Powers: International... I'm going to need you to sign these release formsRelease formsYes you're not officially working for the Ministry of Defenseand these forms indemnify the ministry against any mishapsthat may occur in the line of dutyMishapsBut isn't that what being an - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:19
I'm going to need you to sign these release...
Austin Powers: International... OK name Austin Danger PowersSex Yes please - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:10
OK name Austin Danger PowersSex Yes please
Austin Powers: International... That's fascinating Vanessa Listen why don't we go in the back and shagWhat I've been frozen for 30 yearsI've gotta see if my bits and pieces are still workingExcuse me My wedding tackleI'm sorry I My meat and two veg My twig and berriesHello lads you - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:26
That's fascinating Vanessa Listen why don't we go...
Austin Powers: International... What I've been frozen for 30 yearsI've gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:07
What I've been frozen for 30 yearsI've gotta see...
Austin Powers: International... Ooh Do I make you hornyRandy Do I make you horny baby Yeah do IGod I hope this is part of the unfreezing process - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12
Ooh Do I make you hornyRandy Do I make you horny baby Yeah...
Austin Powers: International... I will never have sex with you everIf you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earthand the future of the human race depended on our having sexsimply for procreation I still would not have sex with youWhat's your point Vanessa - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18
I will never have sex with you everIf you were the last man...
Austin Powers: International... Right Shall we shag now or shall we shag laterHow do you like to do it Do you like to wash up firstYou know top and tails Whore's bathPersonally before I'm on the jobI like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18
Right Shall we shag now or shall we shag laterHow do you...
Austin Powers: International... Hey Americans Yeah Enjoy that wineHey there you are Well hi Do I know youNo but that's where you are You're there - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:10
Hey Americans Yeah Enjoy that wineHey there you are Well hi...
Austin Powers: International... Hit meYou have 17 sirI like to live dangerouslyFour 21Nice Well playedFiveI'll stayI suggest you hit sirI also like to live dangerouslyAs you wish sir20 beats your fiveI'm sorry sirWell I won't lie to you cards are not my bag baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:50
Hit meYou have 17 sirI like to live dangerouslyFour 21Nice...
Austin Powers: International... Allow myself to introducemyselfMy name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14
Allow myself to introducemyselfMy name is Richie Cunningham...
Austin Powers: International... Come again Alotta FaginaOh I'm sorry I'm just not getting itIt sounded like you said your name was A Lot Of er never mind - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12
Come again Alotta FaginaOh I'm sorry I'm just not...
Austin Powers: International... What exactly do you do Mr Number TwoThat's my businessNow if you'll excuse me I have to go to the little boys' room - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:10
What exactly do you do Mr Number TwoThat's my...
Austin Powers: International... Who does Number Two work forWho does Number Two work forThat's right buddy You show that turd who's boss - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14
Who does Number Two work forWho does Number Two work...
Austin Powers: International... That's Dr Evil's cat How can you tellI never forget a pussycat - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09
That's Dr Evil's cat How can you tellI never...
Austin Powers: International... You know I haven't had this much fun since collegeWell I'm sorry WhyI'm sorry that bug up your arse had to die - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:11
You know I haven't had this much fun since collegeWell...
Austin Powers: International... You're smashedNo I'm not Yes you areNo I'm not I'm the sensible one I'm always the designated driverOh kiss meI can't darling Why notCos you're drunk It's not rightNo I'm not drunk I'm just beginning to seewhat my mummy was talking about all those years - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:22
You're smashedNo I'm not Yes you areNo I'm...
Austin Powers: International... She was very groovyYour dad loved her very muchIf there was one other cat in this world that could have loved herand treated her as well as your dad well it was meBut unfortunately for yours trulythat train has sailed - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:30
She was very groovyYour dad loved her very muchIf there was...
Austin Powers: International... Care for some sake Sake it to me baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06
Care for some sake Sake it to me baby
Austin Powers: International... How dare you break wind before meI'm sorry baby I didn't know it was your turn - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:08
How dare you break wind before meI'm sorry baby I...
Austin Powers: International... We're going to outfit you with this It looks like a watch but in factit's a geosynchronous positioning deviceVery shag a delic And then there's thisOK let me guess The floss is garrotte wirethe toothpaste is plastic explosivesand the toothbrush is the - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:33
We're going to outfit you with this It looks like a...
Austin Powers: International... My God man what have you done - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:07
My God man what have you done
Austin Powers: International... Only two things scare me and one is nuclear warWhat's the other Excuse meWhat's the other thing that scares youCarnies WhatCircus folk Nomads you know Smell like cabbage Small hands - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:20
Only two things scare me and one is nuclear warWhat's...
Austin Powers: International... That's not your mother It's a man babyCome on Why won't this wig come offHelp AustinYeah hold on one secondNo let go of my mother - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:15
That's not your mother It's a man babyCome on Why...
Austin Powers: International... You have a lot of explaining to doI'm sorry Basil I thought she was a manDamn it man you're talking about my motherWell you have to admit she is rather mannishAustin Well no offence but if that is a womanit does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18
You have a lot of explaining to doI'm sorry Basil I...
Austin Powers: International... I know I'm being neurotic but I can't shake offthis suspicious feeling about that Italian secretaryYou know Miss Fagina I don't want to sound paranoidbut I've had some bad relationships in the past andI have been known to be jealousI'm sorry No don't be - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:52
I know I'm being neurotic but I can't shake...
Austin Powers: International... You're right to be suspicious I shagged herWhat I shagged her rotten baby yeah - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09
You're right to be suspicious I shagged herWhat I...
Austin Powers: International... Vanessa don't have a thrombo - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:04
Vanessa don't have a thrombo
Austin Powers: International... Alotta meant nothing to meWell it means something to meAustin if you want us to have a relationshipyou have to get it into your head that times have changedYou can't just go off shagging anybody any moreAnd if you could I wouldn't because I'm not like - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:33
Alotta meant nothing to meWell it means something to...
Austin Powers: International... Yeah and I can't believe Liberace was gayI mean women loved him I didn't see that one coming no - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09
Yeah and I can't believe Liberace was gayI mean women...
Austin Powers: International... I think you're shag a delic baby You're switched on You're smashing - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:07
I think you're shag a delic baby You're switched...
Austin Powers: International... She's the village bicycle Everyone's had a ride - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05
She's the village bicycle Everyone's had a ride
Austin Powers: International... Judo chop - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05
Judo chop
Austin Powers: International... What do we have - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:03
What do we have
Austin Powers: International... Dr Evil do you really expect them to payNo Mr PowersI expect them to dieEven after they pay me the moneyI'm still going to melt every city on the planet with liquid hot magma - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:20
Dr Evil do you really expect them to payNo Mr PowersI expect...
Austin Powers: International... Judo chop - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:03
Judo chop
Austin Powers: International... Whatever happensI want you to know that I feel really bad about that Italian birdWhat I'm trying to say isthat if you want me to be a one woman manwell that's just groovy babyBehave - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:21
Whatever happensI want you to know that I feel really bad...
Austin Powers: International... It's freedom baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05
It's freedom baby
Austin Powers: International... No er baseball cold showers Baseball cold showersGive it up Mr PowersMargaret Thatcher naked on a cold dayMargaret Thatcher naked on a cold day - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:13
No er baseball cold showers Baseball cold showersGive it up...
Austin Powers: International... Au contraire baby I think you can't resist me - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:07
Au contraire baby I think you can't resist me
Austin Powers: International... It's freedom baby yeah - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05
It's freedom baby yeah
Austin Powers: International... Vanessa I can explain See what happened wasI broke in trying to get to Dr Evil and then all of a suddenthe fembots came by and smoke started to come out of the jumbliesso I thought I'd work my mojo to counter their mojoWe got cross mojo nations and their - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18
Vanessa I can explain See what happened wasI broke in trying...
Austin Powers: International... This Way Austin Come on baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:04
This Way Austin Come on baby
Austin Powers: International... I've got you now Dr EvilWell done Mr PowersWe're not so different you and IHowever isn't it ironic that the very things you stand forfree love swinging partiesare all now in the '90s considered to beevil - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:30
I've got you now Dr EvilWell done Mr PowersWe're...
Austin Powers: International... No man What we swingers were rebelling againstis uptight squares like youwhose bag was money and world dominationWe were innocent manIf we'd known the consequences of our sexual liberationwe would have done things differently but the spiritwould've - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:23
No man What we swingers were rebelling againstis uptight...
Austin Powers: International... Face it freedom failedNo man freedom didn't failRight now we've got freedom and responsibilityIt's a very groovy time Ha - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14
Face it freedom failedNo man freedom didn't failRight...
Austin Powers: International... It seems the tables have turned again Dr EvilNot really Kill the little bastard See what I careBut Dad we just had a breakthrough in groupI had the group liquidated you little shit They were insolent - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:15
It seems the tables have turned again Dr EvilNot really Kill...
Austin Powers: International... You know Vanessa I'll never forget the first time I saw youYou were so incredibly beautifulso incredibly sexyI knew I had to have youright then and thereDid you feel the same wayWell actually I couldn't stop staring at your teeth - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:26
You know Vanessa I'll never forget the first time I saw...