Clips with Mike Myers

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Austin Powers in Goldmember Do we make you sleepyWell you make me many things but sIeepy's not one of them - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Do we make you sleepyWell you make me many things but...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Twins Basil Twins - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:04
Twins Basil Twins
Austin Powers in Goldmember Quid pro quo Mr PowersYes squid pro row - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
Quid pro quo Mr PowersYes squid pro row
Austin Powers in Goldmember Smashing Basil A pimpmobileOh yes yes l knew it would tickle your fancyWhat can I say LookCough - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12
Smashing Basil A pimpmobileOh yes yes l knew it would tickle...
Austin Powers in Goldmember What's wrong with your neck l took a Viagralt got stuck in my throat l've had a stiff neck for hourslN UNlSON l thank you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
What's wrong with your neck l took a Viagralt got stuck...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Listen Dad if you are gonna talk about naughty thingsin front of these American girlsthen at least speak English EnglishAIl right my sonl couId've had it away with this cracking Judy my old chinaAre you telIing pork pies and a bag of tripeBecause if you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:36
Listen Dad if you are gonna talk about naughty thingsin...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Would you like a smoke and a pancakeA what A smoke and a pancakeYou know flapjack and a cigarette HmmAIl right Cigar and a waffleNo Pipe and a crepeNo Bong and a blintz NlGEL AUSTlN NoAh welI Then there is no pIeasing youThat's not right - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:23
Would you like a smoke and a pancakeA what A smoke and a...
Austin Powers in Goldmember You're insane GoIdmemberLAUGHSAnd that's the way uh huh uh huh I like itKC and the Sunshine Band - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11
You're insane GoIdmemberLAUGHSAnd that's the way...
Austin Powers in Goldmember You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope there's a search involved - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your moleDon't say mole Stopl said mole StopMOUTHS StopBye AUSTlN MoleMoleMOUTHS StopMole Oh shut upMoley moley moley moley moley - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:32
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go legitl reaIly take my sumo wrestling seriously you knowBut when you're an overweight chiIdin a society that demands perfectionwell your sense of right wrongfair and unfairwilI aIways be tragically - Austin Powers in Goldmember 01:15
Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you
Austin Powers in Goldmember Well you might be a cunning linguist but l'm a master debater - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
Well you might be a cunning linguist but l'm a master...
Austin Powers in Goldmember What do you knowabout my father's where - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
What do you knowabout my father's where
Austin Powers in Goldmember Oh please l'm not gonna let Goldmember get awayAustin Goldmember's getting away - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Oh please l'm not gonna let Goldmember get awayAustin...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Mole Bloody moleWe're not supposed to talk about the moIe but there's a mole winking me in the facel'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacamole - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12
Mole Bloody moleWe're not supposed to talk about the...
Austin Powers in Goldmember Dr Evil's not your son I amYou both are Huh - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Dr Evil's not your son I amYou both are Huh
Shrek 2 Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band - Shrek 2 00:09
Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band
Shrek 2 They just want to give us their blessing - Shrek 2 00:20
They just want to give us their blessing
Shrek 2 Are we there yet - Shrek 2 00:08
Are we there yet
Shrek 2 That's where we're going - Shrek 2 00:18
That's where we're going
Shrek 2 FOR FIVE MINUTES - Shrek 2 00:10
FOR FIVE MINUTES
Shrek 2 We are definitly not in the swamp anymore - Shrek 2 00:06
We are definitly not in the swamp anymore
Shrek 2 Who on earth are they - Shrek 2 00:51
Who on earth are they
Shrek 2 Excuse me - Shrek 2 00:11
Excuse me
Shrek 2 Tell us about where you live - Shrek 2 00:48
Tell us about where you live
Shrek 2 So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be - Shrek 2 00:50
So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would...
Shrek 2 Harold Shrek - Shrek 2 00:09
Harold Shrek
Shrek 2 You're acting like a - Shrek 2 00:42
You're acting like a
Shrek 2 We can't be lost - Shrek 2 01:20
We can't be lost
Shrek 2 A little cat - Shrek 2 00:09
A little cat
Shrek 2 Did I miss - Shrek 2 00:07
Did I miss
Shrek 2 Fiona's father paid you to do this - Shrek 2 00:07
Fiona's father paid you to do this
Shrek 2 Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you - Shrek 2 00:22
Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you
Shrek 2 I have misjudged you - Shrek 2 00:07
I have misjudged you
Shrek 2 In his wee lil' boots - Shrek 2 00:13
In his wee lil' boots
Shrek 2 That's the old Keebler's place - Shrek 2 00:17
That's the old Keebler's place
Shrek 2 The Fairy Godmother - Shrek 2 00:10
The Fairy Godmother
Shrek 2 She's not seeing any clients today - Shrek 2 01:18
She's not seeing any clients today
Shrek 2 Working hard or hardly working - Shrek 2 00:10
Working hard or hardly working
Shrek 2 No prolema - Shrek 2 00:13
No prolema
Shrek 2 It's just the rain - Shrek 2 00:21
It's just the rain
Shrek 2 Bet your bottom - Shrek 2 00:24
Bet your bottom
Shrek 2 A cute button nose - Shrek 2 00:14
A cute button nose
Shrek 2 Look at me - Shrek 2 00:20
Look at me
Shrek 2 Here comes the new me - Shrek 2 00:11
Here comes the new me
Shrek 2 Or if I forget - Shrek 2 00:10
Or if I forget
Shrek 2 It's time you stop living in a fairytale Shrek - Shrek 2 00:30
It's time you stop living in a fairytale Shrek
Shrek 2 A talking horse - Shrek 2 00:41
A talking horse
Shrek 2 What about my Miranda rights - Shrek 2 00:28
What about my Miranda rights
Shrek 2 What should I say - Shrek 2 00:39
What should I say
Shrek 2 Would you mind letting me go - Shrek 2 00:17
Would you mind letting me go
Shrek 2 Do you still know the Muffin Man - Shrek 2 00:17
Do you still know the Muffin Man
Shrek 2 You great stupid pastry - Shrek 2 00:10
You great stupid pastry
Shrek 2 I had hoped you would never see me like this - Shrek 2 01:24
I had hoped you would never see me like this
Shrek 2 Lived happily ever after - Shrek 2 01:10
Lived happily ever after
Shrek 2 You still look like a noble steed to me - Shrek 2 00:05
You still look like a noble steed to me
The Cat in the Hat Scream and run - The Cat in the Hat 00:03
Scream and run
The Cat in the Hat Who are you - The Cat in the Hat 00:34
Who are you
The Cat in the Hat Where did you come from - The Cat in the Hat 00:20
Where did you come from
The Cat in the Hat Homina homina homina homina - The Cat in the Hat 00:15
Homina homina homina homina
The Cat in the Hat You pay this woman to sit on babies - The Cat in the Hat 00:11
You pay this woman to sit on babies
The Cat in the Hat Listen kid - The Cat in the Hat 00:06
Listen kid
The Cat in the Hat So what do we do - The Cat in the Hat 00:18
So what do we do
The Cat in the Hat Stop this right now - The Cat in the Hat 00:17
Stop this right now
The Cat in the Hat Come on kids You gonna listen to him - The Cat in the Hat 00:06
Come on kids You gonna listen to him
The Cat in the Hat Children this cat is currently in violation of - The Cat in the Hat 00:09
Children this cat is currently in violation of
The Cat in the Hat Oh yeah - The Cat in the Hat 00:03
Oh yeah
The Cat in the Hat Like being in the circus - The Cat in the Hat 00:08
Like being in the circus
The Cat in the Hat I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident - The Cat in the Hat 00:05
I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident