Clips with Mike Myers

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The Cat in the Hat Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away - The Cat in the Hat 00:14
Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away
The Cat in the Hat Son of a bi - The Cat in the Hat 00:04
Son of a bi
The Cat in the Hat Cat you need to clean this mess up pronto - The Cat in the Hat 00:12
Cat you need to clean this mess up pronto
The Cat in the Hat Don't belittle me - The Cat in the Hat 00:33
Don't belittle me
The Cat in the Hat Listen convex you probably don't wanna do that - The Cat in the Hat 00:20
Listen convex you probably don't wanna do that
The Cat in the Hat If this were my house I'd be furious - The Cat in the Hat 00:05
If this were my house I'd be furious
The Cat in the Hat There is a third option - The Cat in the Hat 00:23
There is a third option
The Cat in the Hat Dirty hoe - The Cat in the Hat 00:08
Dirty hoe
The Cat in the Hat Here she is the super luxurious - The Cat in the Hat 00:21
Here she is the super luxurious
The Cat in the Hat Okay here we go G P S check - The Cat in the Hat 00:09
Okay here we go G P S check
The Cat in the Hat Someone else should drive - The Cat in the Hat 00:45
Someone else should drive
The Cat in the Hat Hey Rhode Island license plate - The Cat in the Hat 00:05
Hey Rhode Island license plate
The Cat in the Hat I'm more comfortable with that really yeah - The Cat in the Hat 00:10
I'm more comfortable with that really yeah
The Cat in the Hat Without my hat I'm just your garden variety six foot tall talking cat - The Cat in the Hat 00:06
Without my hat I'm just your garden variety six foot...
The Cat in the Hat Why am I sneezing - The Cat in the Hat 00:11
Why am I sneezing
The Cat in the Hat Got it Come on let's go - The Cat in the Hat 00:04
Got it Come on let's go
The Cat in the Hat Well what would you do if your mother asked you - The Cat in the Hat 00:57
Well what would you do if your mother asked you
Inglourious Basterds Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting sirGeneral Ed Fenech At ease HicoxDrinkIf you offer me a scotch and plain water I could drink a scotch and plain waterThat a boy Lieutenant Make it yourself like a good chap will youThe bar is in the globeSomething for - Inglourious Basterds 00:31
Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting sirGeneral Ed Fenech At...
Inglourious Basterds It says here that you speak German fluentlyLike a Katzenjammer KidAnd your occupation before the warI'm a film criticList your accomplishmentsWell sir such as they areI write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakersand I've had - Inglourious Basterds 00:50
It says here that you speak German fluentlyLike a...
Inglourious Basterds What should we drink to sirWellDown with HitlerAll the way down sir - Inglourious Basterds 00:10
What should we drink to sirWellDown with HitlerAll the way...
Inglourious Basterds What should we drink to sirWellDown with HitlerAll the way down sir - Inglourious Basterds 00:10
What should we drink to sirWellDown with HitlerAll the way...
Inglourious Basterds In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasionwill be Goebbels Goring Bormann and most of the German High Commandincluding all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapoas well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industryThe master race at - Inglourious Basterds 00:36
In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasionwill be...
Inglourious Basterds In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion will be Goebbels Göring Bormann and most of the German High Command including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo as well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry The master - Inglourious Basterds 00:36
In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion will be...
Inglourious Basterds Basically we have all our rotten eggs in one basket - Inglourious Basterds 00:12
Basically we have all our rotten eggs in one basket
Inglourious Basterds An American Secret Service outfit that lives deep behind enemy lineswill be your assistThe Germans call them the BasterdsThe Basterds Never heard of themWhole point of the Secret Service old boy you not hearing of them - Inglourious Basterds 00:18
An American Secret Service outfit that lives deep behind...
Inglourious Basterds Indeed Got the gist I think so sir Paris when it sizzles - Inglourious Basterds 00:07
Indeed Got the gist I think so sir Paris when it sizzles
Inglourious Basterds Got the gistI think so sir Paris when it sizzles - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
Got the gistI think so sir Paris when it sizzles
Shrek the Third And you're gonna be a father - Shrek the Third 00:38
And you're gonna be a father
Shrek the Third They grow up so fastNot fast enough - Shrek the Third 00:06
They grow up so fastNot fast enough
Shrek the Third I don't know how much longer I can keep this upI'm sorry but can you just try to grin and bear itIt's just until Dad gets beterShrekYou look handsomeOome here youMy but is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit - Shrek the Third 00:38
I don't know how much longer I can keep this upI'm...
Shrek the Third I don't know how much longer I can keep this upI'm sorry but can you just try to grin and bear itIt's just until Dad gets beterShrekYou look handsomeOome here youMy but is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit - Shrek the Third 00:38
I don't know how much longer I can keep this upI'm...
Shrek the Third Just think A couple more days and we'll be back homein our vermin filled shack strewn with fungusand filled with the stench of mud and neglectYou had me at vermin filledAnd um maybe even the piter pater of litle feet on the floorThat's right the swamp - Shrek the Third 00:38
Just think A couple more days and we'll be back homein...
Shrek the Third Just think A couple more days and we'll be back homein our vermin filled shack strewn with fungusand filled with the stench of mud and neglectYou had me at vermin filledAnd um maybe even the piter pater of litle feet on the floorThat's right the swamp - Shrek the Third 00:38
Just think A couple more days and we'll be back homein...
Shrek the Third Honey let's be rational about this - Shrek the Third 00:22
Honey let's be rational about this
Shrek the Third Somebody better be dying - Shrek the Third 00:08
Somebody better be dying
Shrek the Third I'm dyingHaroldDon't forget to pay the gardener LillianOf course darlingFionaYes DaddyI know I made many mistakes with youIt's okayBut your love for Shrek hastaught me muchMy dear boyI am proud to call you my sonAnd I'm proud to call you my frogKing dad - Shrek the Third 00:43
I'm dyingHaroldDon't forget to pay the gardener...
Shrek the Third I'm dyingHaroldDon't forget to pay the gardener LillianOf course darlingFionaYes DaddyI know I made many mistakes with youIt's okayBut your love for Shrek hastaught me muchMy dear boyI am proud to call you my sonAnd I'm proud to call you my frogKing dad - Shrek the Third 00:43
I'm dyingHaroldDon't forget to pay the gardener...
Shrek the Third And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and reasonHere's persuasion and here's reason - Shrek the Third 00:10
And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and...
Shrek the Third ShrekWait What is itI'm I'mI love you too honeyNo I said I'mYou're whatI said I'm pregnantWhat was thatYou're going to be a fatherThat's greatReally I'm glad you think soI love youYeahMe too You - Shrek the Third 00:46
ShrekWait What is itI'm I'mI love you too honeyNo...
Shrek the Third ShrekWait What is itI'm I'mI love you too honeyNo I said I'mYou're whatI said I'm pregnantWhat was thatYou're going to be a fatherThat's greatReally I'm glad you think soI love youYeahMe too You - Shrek the Third 00:46
ShrekWait What is itI'm I'mI love you too honeyNo...
Shrek the Third I can't believe I'm going to be a father How did this happenAllow me to explain When a man has feelings for a womana powerful urge sweeps over himI know how it happenedI just can't believe itHow does it happen - Shrek the Third 00:25
I can't believe I'm going to be a father How did...
Shrek the Third Wor ces ters shiree Now that sounds fancyIt's WorcestershireLike the sauceIt's spicy - Shrek the Third 00:11
Wor ces ters shiree Now that sounds fancyIt's...
Shrek the Third What in the shista shire kind of place is thisWell my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty Must be a high school - Shrek the Third 00:10
What in the shista shire kind of place is thisWell my...
Shrek the Third I know you're busy not fitting in but can you tell me where I can find Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:11
I know you're busy not fitting in but can you tell me...
Shrek the Third Oh Arthurcome out come out wherever you areYou beter run you litle punk no goodniksThe days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over - Shrek the Third 00:16
Oh Arthurcome out come out wherever you areYou beter run you...
Shrek the Third Oh Arthurcome out come out wherever you areYou beter run you litle punk no goodniksThe days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over - Shrek the Third 00:16
Oh Arthurcome out come out wherever you areYou beter run you...
Shrek the Third If he were real could I do thisOr thisIf it were real that would have been agonizingly painfulNow watch this That's quite enough boys - Shrek the Third 00:17
If he were real could I do thisOr thisIf it were real that...
Shrek the Third That's right I'm the new mascotSo let's really try and beat the other guys atwhatever it is they're doing - Shrek the Third 00:11
That's right I'm the new mascotSo let's...
Shrek the Third Please don't eat meEat him Eat him Eat himI'm not here to eat him - Shrek the Third 00:10
Please don't eat meEat him Eat him Eat himI'm not...
Shrek the Third Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free worldOkay let's not overdo itI'm building my city people on rock 'n' rollYou just overdid it - Shrek the Third 00:13
Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free...
Shrek the Third If you think this is geting you out of anything it isn'tWe're heading back to Far Far Away one way or anotherand you're going to be a fatherWhatYou just said fatherKing You're going to be kingYou're going to be king Yeah right - Shrek the Third 00:21
If you think this is geting you out of anything it...
Shrek the Third Look into the Fire of Truthand tell me what you seeOoh charadesOkay I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirlsOkay monster go for itI see a rainbow pony - Shrek the Third 00:30
Look into the Fire of Truthand tell me what you seeOoh...
Shrek the Third You know you're okay ShrekYou just need to do a litle less yelling and use a litle more soapThanks ArtieThe soap's because you stink really badYeah I got that - Shrek the Third 00:20
You know you're okay ShrekYou just need to do a litle...
Shrek the Third If Artie trusts him that's good enough for me - Shrek the Third 00:08
If Artie trusts him that's good enough for me
Shrek the Third Break a legOn second thought let me break it for you - Shrek the Third 00:06
Break a legOn second thought let me break it for you
Shrek the Third Excuse me Old lady coming through - Shrek the Third 00:25
Excuse me Old lady coming through
Shrek the Third Hi honeySorry we're late You okayMuch beter now that you're here - Shrek the Third 00:09
Hi honeySorry we're late You okayMuch beter now that...
Shrek the Third I got it - Shrek the Third 00:04
I got it
Shrek the Third Puss and Donkey baby Puss and Donkey baby - Shrek the Third 00:11
Puss and Donkey baby Puss and Donkey baby
The Love Guru In my book If You're Happy and You Know it Think Again - The Love Guru 00:10
In my book If You're Happy and You Know it Think Again
The Love Guru Intimacy is like putting your wiener on the table and having someone say - The Love Guru 00:13
Intimacy is like putting your wiener on the table and having...
The Love Guru Quaking pudding I can't take this - The Love Guru 00:05
Quaking pudding I can't take this
The Love Guru What does Deepak Chopra have that I don't have - The Love Guru 00:09
What does Deepak Chopra have that I don't have
The Love Guru Two million dollars - The Love Guru 00:06
Two million dollars
The Love Guru Let me get this straight - The Love Guru 00:21
Let me get this straight
The Love Guru Then I will like myself - The Love Guru 00:14
Then I will like myself
The Love Guru I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka - The Love Guru 00:06
I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka
The Love Guru Let's look at the word guru okay - The Love Guru 00:12
Let's look at the word guru okay
The Love Guru Without intimacy you feel nowhere - The Love Guru 00:20
Without intimacy you feel nowhere
The Love Guru Then after he got syphilis he would say things like - The Love Guru 00:20
Then after he got syphilis he would say things like