Clips with Milton Berle

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... If I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:59 If I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this... It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... Where shall I put this - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 Where shall I put this It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... Are we calling Sylvester or not - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:25 Are we calling Sylvester or not It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... You want me to tell you something - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:36 You want me to tell you something It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... Where should I put this - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 Where should I put this It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... The only reason were together is because they only had one car - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:17 The only reason were together is because they only had one... It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... These things happen - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:52 These things happen It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... This is for a little girl - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:27 This is for a little girl It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... What do we tell them - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:55 What do we tell them It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... It certainly is - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:24 It certainly is It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... Wherever they are - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:33 Wherever they are It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... I'm only thinking of Russell's condition - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:41 I'm only thinking of Russell's condition It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... You're overlooking one little thing - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:11 You're overlooking one little thing It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... The way he went sailing right out there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 01:10 The way he went sailing right out there It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... I should be the most hesitant at offering any criticism whatever of any other - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:36 I should be the most hesitant at offering any criticism... It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... What are you stopping for - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 What are you stopping for It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... Now for the last time - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:23 Now for the last time It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... I must find my wife - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:31 I must find my wife It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... So it's fisticuffs you want - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:21 So it's fisticuffs you want It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... Come back here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:22 Come back here It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... There were 8 of us there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:43 There were 8 of us there It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... One little thing - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:10 One little thing It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... What got me is the way he went sailing out there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 What got me is the way he went sailing out there It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad... I give you my word - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:21 I give you my word The Muppet Movie Get rid of this heap - The Muppet Movie 00:25 Get rid of this heap The Loved One Uh which service have you decided on - The Loved One 00:24 Uh which service have you decided on The Loved One Or would you prefer to keep the ashes at home - The Loved One 00:10 Or would you prefer to keep the ashes at home The Loved One Take Arthur and run - The Loved One 00:05 Take Arthur and run The Loved One I did not kill Arthur Come in - The Loved One 00:04 I did not kill Arthur Come in Let's Make Love Between comedians and singers women always go for singers - Let's Make Love 00:20 Between comedians and singers women always go for singers Let's Make Love That's very flattering but I can think of many greater comedians than myself - Let's Make Love 00:15 That's very flattering but I can think of many greater... Let's Make Love Well sir this is a very very fantastic figure - Let's Make Love 00:13 Well sir this is a very very fantastic figure Let's Make Love I'll make you so funny your only problem - Let's Make Love 00:08 I'll make you so funny your only problem Let's Make Love I have a gag that I always do - Let's Make Love 00:15 I have a gag that I always do Let's Make Love Show me what I can do with a woman - Let's Make Love 00:16 Show me what I can do with a woman Let's Make Love Sir it's all according to how funny you're talking about - Let's Make Love 00:14 Sir it's all according to how funny you're talking... Sun Valley Serenade Calling Dr Kildare Prepare for surgery - Sun Valley Serenade 00:05 Calling Dr Kildare Prepare for surgery Sun Valley Serenade Didn't you tell me you wanna be a father Yeah but I wanna do it my way - Sun Valley Serenade 00:07 Didn't you tell me you wanna be a father Yeah but I... Sun Valley Serenade I didn't know her eyes were blue I always figured they were kind of hazel - Sun Valley Serenade 00:15 I didn't know her eyes were blue I always figured they... Sun Valley Serenade Here you are number 36 Where is it Right here - Sun Valley Serenade 00:25 Here you are number 36 Where is it Right here Sun Valley Serenade Figure it out You figure it out - Sun Valley Serenade 00:04 Figure it out You figure it out Sun Valley Serenade What would you do in Sun Valley where the snow's up to your neck - Sun Valley Serenade 00:13 What would you do in Sun Valley where the snow's up to... Sun Valley Serenade Ted doesn't like snow either does he Are you kiddin' He has Eskimo blood - Sun Valley Serenade 00:17 Ted doesn't like snow either does he Are you... Sun Valley Serenade Boy is she burning - Sun Valley Serenade 00:08 Boy is she burning Sun Valley Serenade You gotta teach me that pretzel dance You'll have to learn it too Vivian - Sun Valley Serenade 00:06 You gotta teach me that pretzel dance You'll have to... Sun Valley Serenade Hey suppose they have to stay in a hut all night - Sun Valley Serenade 00:11 Hey suppose they have to stay in a hut all night Sun Valley Serenade We'll all have a Sauerbraten mit Spatzen cheesecake und beer How's that - Sun Valley Serenade 00:08 We'll all have a Sauerbraten mit Spatzen cheesecake und...