Clips with Neil Patrick Harris

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Starship Troopers Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart but you can blow off a limband it's still 86 percent combat effectiveHere's a tip Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good - Starship Troopers 00:15
Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart but you can...
Undercover Brother Holy moly looks like the Source Awards in here - Undercover Brother 00:06
Holy moly looks like the Source Awards in here
Undercover Brother So wait let me get this straight - Undercover Brother 00:18
So wait let me get this straight
Undercover Brother Chief various brother agents - Undercover Brother 00:29
Chief various brother agents
Undercover Brother I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough - Undercover Brother 00:26
I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough
Undercover Brother Hey this isn't Taco Bell - Undercover Brother 00:04
Hey this isn't Taco Bell
Undercover Brother But Sistah Girl's right We got to get the hell out of here man - Undercover Brother 00:10
But Sistah Girl's right We got to get the hell out of...
Undercover Brother I feel black - Undercover Brother 00:09
I feel black
Undercover Brother I am not - Undercover Brother 00:06
I am not
Undercover Brother He shouldn't have called me a sissy - Undercover Brother 00:06
He shouldn't have called me a sissy
Undercover Brother You know what they say - Undercover Brother 00:14
You know what they say
Harold & Kumar Go to... Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:16
Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set
Harold & Kumar Go to... I don't even know where the fuck I am right now - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36
I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
Harold & Kumar Go to... Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:25
Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you...
Harold & Kumar Go to... Wherever God takes me - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06
Wherever God takes me
The Smurfs You guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushroomsYes You're being chased by an evil wizardYeah And you're trapped in New Yorkuntil there's a blue moon Very goodAnd you like to use the extremely imprecise term smurffor just about - The Smurfs 00:17
You guys come from a magic forest where you live in...
The Smurfs And you're all named after your personalitiesDo you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits - The Smurfs 00:08
And you're all named after your personalitiesDo you get...
The Smurfs I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow your stargazerI don't have a stargazer okayIt's not something people of this century just have especially hereNot happy Now if you'll excuse me I have to workWell perhaps we could sing to help things - The Smurfs 00:56
I'm sorry Master Winslow but we badly need to borrow...
The Smurfs Doesn't it freak you out sometimeshaving all those little guys depending on youI mean what if you screw upHow'd you know when you were readyHere Come sit on Papa's lapYeah right Scratch thatProbably not the best idea Yeah yeahLet me ask you somethingWhy - The Smurfs 01:11
Doesn't it freak you out sometimeshaving all those...
The Smurfs Smurfitty smurf smurf smurfThere's no call for that kind of language laddie - The Smurfs 00:07
Smurfitty smurf smurf smurfThere's no call for that...
The Smurfs I hated this So much less than I expectedBye Grouchy Don't get me wrong I still hated it Just less - The Smurfs 00:09
I hated this So much less than I expectedBye Grouchy...
Harold & Kumar Escape... Last day of shooting - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 01:12
Last day of shooting
Harold & Kumar Escape... What the fuck yo - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04
What the fuck yo
Harold & Kumar Escape... Thanks for stopping - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12
Thanks for stopping
Harold & Kumar Escape... What are you doing here - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:08
What are you doing here
Harold & Kumar Escape... Start your engines - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:07
Start your engines
Harold & Kumar Escape... Focus on the road - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:19
Focus on the road
Harold & Kumar Escape... Did you see that unicorn - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:07
Did you see that unicorn
Harold & Kumar Escape... I have a lost love story of my own - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:55
I have a lost love story of my own
Harold & Kumar Escape... Neil Patrick Harris - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:16
Neil Patrick Harris
Harold & Kumar Escape... If you want to know the secret of being - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:06
If you want to know the secret of being
Harold & Kumar Escape... Holy fucking shit that was awesome - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:23
Holy fucking shit that was awesome
Harold & Kumar Escape... Pussy I'm home - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:05
Pussy I'm home
Harold & Kumar Escape... What's your name - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:21
What's your name
The Christmas Blessing I've been reading my mother's letters - The Christmas Blessing 00:31
I've been reading my mother's letters
Cloudy with a Chance of... My best friend and trusted colleague - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 00:19
My best friend and trusted colleague
Cloudy with a Chance of... What do you guys want for breakfast - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 00:20
What do you guys want for breakfast
Cloudy with a Chance of... Gummi bears - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 00:03
Gummi bears
Cloudy with a Chance of... If it's not straight - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 01:07
If it's not straight
Justice League: The New... You know who's going to be there - Justice League: The New Frontier 00:09
You know who's going to be there
The Matrix Resurrections But you seem particularly triggered right now - The Matrix Resurrections 00:47
But you seem particularly triggered right now
The Matrix Resurrections Now my predecessor loved precisionHis matrix was all fussy facts and equationsHe hated the human mindSo he never bothered to realize that you don't give a shit about factsIt's all about fictionThe only world that matters is the one in hereAnd you people - The Matrix Resurrections 00:30
Now my predecessor loved precisionHis matrix was all fussy...
The Matrix Resurrections Here's the thing about feelingsThey're so much easier to control than factsTurns out in my matrixthe worse we treat you the more we manipulate youthe more energy you produceIt's nutsI've been setting productivity records every year since I took overAnd - The Matrix Resurrections 00:44
Here's the thing about feelingsThey're so much...
The Matrix Resurrections Turns out in my matrixthe worse we treat you the more we manipulate youthe more energy you produceIt's nutsI've been setting productivity records every year since I took overAnd the best part zero resistancePeople stay in their podshappier than pigs in - The Matrix Resurrections 00:22
Turns out in my matrixthe worse we treat you the more we...
The Matrix Resurrections Quietly yearning for what you don't have - The Matrix Resurrections 00:14
Quietly yearning for what you don't have
The Matrix Resurrections Quietly yearning for what you don't havewhile dreading losing what you do - The Matrix Resurrections 00:06
Quietly yearning for what you don't havewhile dreading...
The Matrix Resurrections Lies lies and more liesSmithWhat has the world come to when you can't even trust a program - The Matrix Resurrections 00:09
Lies lies and more liesSmithWhat has the world come to when...
The Matrix Resurrections The sheeple aren't going anywhereThey like my worldThey don't want this sentimentalityThey don't want freedom or empowermentThey want to be controlledThey crave the comfort of certainty - The Matrix Resurrections 00:16
The sheeple aren't going anywhereThey like my worldThey...
The Matrix Resurrections Before we got started we decided to stop by to say thank youYou gave us something we never thought we could haveAnd what is thatAnother chance - The Matrix Resurrections 00:13
Before we got started we decided to stop by to say thank...
The Unbearable Weight of... You've been living at the sunset tower for over a yearAnd so They love having me thereYou owe them 600 000They sent the bills to KennyI'll take care of itKenny says you still have substantial debtsAnd now the divorce and your spending habitsand and and - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 00:36
You've been living at the sunset tower for over a...
Beastly Especially since I can't actually see - Beastly 00:05
Especially since I can't actually see
Beastly But you know living hell has its upside - Beastly 00:04
But you know living hell has its upside
Beastly Yeah And chicks dig blind guysYeahWell too bad they don't dig ugly guysHow do you know - Beastly 00:15
Yeah And chicks dig blind guysYeahWell too bad they...
Beastly Point being it's not about how others look at meIt's about how I look at myself - Beastly 00:09
Point being it's not about how others look at...
The Muppets No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this - The Muppets 00:05
No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this
A Very Harold & Kumar... Ugh What did I tell you about using tongue - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:13
Ugh What did I tell you about using tongue
A Very Harold & Kumar... You know I got Fred Savage on speed dial - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:08
You know I got Fred Savage on speed dial
A Very Harold & Kumar... Look don't be alarmed - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:14
Look don't be alarmed
A Very Harold & Kumar... God I thought you were gay - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:06
God I thought you were gay
A Very Harold & Kumar... Would you like a waffle Mr Harris - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:18
Would you like a waffle Mr Harris
A Very Harold & Kumar... What can I do for you my burglars of turd - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:21
What can I do for you my burglars of turd
A Very Harold & Kumar... Doesn't explain the gay thing - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:21
Doesn't explain the gay thing
A Very Harold & Kumar... You might be able to - A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 00:17
You might be able to
Cats & Dogs: The... Your mission Fetch and retrieve that bird - Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 00:11
Your mission Fetch and retrieve that bird
Cats & Dogs: The... Tab Lazenby - Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 00:18
Tab Lazenby
Cats & Dogs: The... All right team We got work to do - Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 00:28
All right team We got work to do
Batman: Under the Red Hood BRUCE Alfred take him home - Batman: Under the Red Hood 00:22
BRUCE Alfred take him home
Cloudy with a Chance of... Shrimpanzee SteveShrimpanzee SteveShrimpanzee ShoveSteve - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 00:08
Shrimpanzee SteveShrimpanzee SteveShrimpanzee ShoveSteve
Cloudy with a Chance of... I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 00:08
I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go
Gone Girl Octopus and scrabble - Gone Girl 00:04
Octopus and scrabble