Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman quotes in movies

Deputy Chief Hardy 22 Jump Street poster 22 Jump Street Grandpa Mike Hotel Transylvania 2 poster Hotel Transylvania 2 Norman Sing poster Sing Dick McDonald The Founder poster The Founder Metal Beard The Lego Movie poster The Lego Movie Shlubb Sin City poster Sin City Felix O'Kelly Bad Times at the El Royale poster Bad Times at the El Royale Deputy Chief Hardy 21 Jump Street poster 21 Jump Street Construction Worker City of Angels poster City of Angels MetalBeard The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part poster The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Guy DeLoach Danny Collins poster Danny Collins Heners In a World poster In a World Frank The Kings of Summer poster The Kings of Summer Cop Wristcutters: A Love Story poster Wristcutters: A Love Story Gavin Ice Age: Collision Course poster Ice Age: Collision Course Will Plimpton Lucy in the Sky poster Lucy in the Sky Scott Knight of Cups poster Knight of Cups Frank Fisher Hearts Beat Loud poster Hearts Beat Loud Bruno The Little Hours poster The Little Hours Greg's Dad Me and Earl and the Dying Girl poster Me and Earl and the Dying Girl REI Dave A Walk in the Woods poster A Walk in the Woods Don Fitzgerald We're the Millers poster We're the Millers DEA Agent Parker Casa de mi Padre poster Casa de mi Padre Dave Davies Smashed poster Smashed Jim McCarthy All Good Things poster All Good Things Scotty Mercer The Men Who Stare at Goats poster The Men Who Stare at Goats Jeremy Frost The Hero poster The Hero Terry Date and Switch poster Date and Switch Self Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Karl Steele Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous poster Miss Congeniality 2: Armed &... Norman Sing 2 poster Sing 2 The Narrator The Gunfighter poster The Gunfighter Vex Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans poster Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans Officer Cursed poster Cursed Sergeant Channahon Groove poster Groove Randy George Lopez poster George Lopez Harris Grundle The Cleveland Show poster The Cleveland Show Agent Powers Gravity Falls poster Gravity Falls Dermott Party Down poster Party Down Tom Mason Deadwood poster Deadwood Nick Offerman The Muppets poster The Muppets Nick Offerman The Good Place poster The Good Place Uncle Miltie Pam & Tommy poster Pam & Tommy Beef Tobin The Great North poster The Great North Self - Host Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Zeb Duncanville poster Duncanville Rick Kaepernick Colin in Black & White poster Colin in Black & White Forest Devs poster Devs Bill The Last of Us poster The Last of Us Clem Bob's Burgers poster Bob's Burgers Karl Weathers Fargo poster Fargo Self Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Whiskers Sofia the First poster Sofia the First 1 episode, 2024 The Umbrella Academy poster The Umbrella Academy Varvatos Vex 3Below: Tales of Arcadia poster 3Below: Tales of Arcadia Spencer Life in Pieces poster Life in Pieces Ken Griffin Dumb Money poster Dumb Money Steve Chaney Dicks: The Musical poster Dicks: The Musical Dutch The Go-Getter poster The Go-Getter President Civil War poster Civil War Dave the Plumber Origin poster Origin

Clips with Nick Offerman

Deadwood S01 • E02 They butt into other people's business - Deadwood 00:20
They butt into other people's business
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed... Don't call me a moron I got a BA in Fine Arts and my brother - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:12
Don't call me a moron I got a BA in Fine Arts and my...
Sin City Jackie Boy - Sin City 00:29
Jackie Boy
21 Jump Street Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to remain silentI know you've heard this before And thenI think it sounds something likeYou have the right to an attorney Well the thing Yeah rightYou have the right to remain an attorneyDid you say - 21 Jump Street 00:26
Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to...
21 Jump Street We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80sand revamping it for modern timesYou see the guys in charge of this stufflack creativity and are completely out of ideasso all they do now is recycle shit from the pastand expect us all not - 21 Jump Street 00:18
We're reviving a canceled undercover police program...
21 Jump Street Where should we report toDown on Jump Street37 Jump StreetNo that doesn't sound right - 21 Jump Street 00:11
Where should we report toDown on Jump Street37 Jump StreetNo...
Casa de mi Padre Listen you piece of shit - Casa de mi Padre 00:16
Listen you piece of shit
Civil War PRESIDENT: ...on the so-called peace summit could only be rejected, - Civil War 00:34
PRESIDENT: ...on the so-called peace summit could only be re...
Civil War WaitPANTINGI need a quoteDon't let Don't let them kill meYeah that will do - Civil War 00:25
WaitPANTINGI need a quoteDon't let Don't let them...
Smashed And I can't stop thinking about fucking your moist pussy - Smashed 00:05
And I can't stop thinking about fucking your moist...
Smashed That cake was really moist - Smashed 00:04
That cake was really moist
Knight of Cups Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on easy - Knight of Cups 00:08
Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on easy
Sofia the First S02 • E20 WHISKERS: There it is. - Sofia the First 00:25
WHISKERS: There it is.
The Kings of Summer Uh Mr Toy are you familiar with The Boy Who Cried Wolf - The Kings of Summer 00:16
Uh Mr Toy are you familiar with The Boy Who Cried Wolf
The Kings of Summer Yes I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth so - The Kings of Summer 00:19
Yes I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth so
The Kings of Summer Okay You're right - The Kings of Summer 00:07
Okay You're right
The Kings of Summer My question for you Gary is - The Kings of Summer 00:15
My question for you Gary is
The Kings of Summer Silence land trunt - The Kings of Summer 00:05
Silence land trunt
22 Jump Street What if we actually went into the secret serviceand like tried to protect the white houseI think I don't think that would workI'm going to ask you to stop talkingI thought it was a pretty good ideaDo the same thing as last time everyone's happy - 22 Jump Street 00:15
What if we actually went into the secret serviceand like...
22 Jump Street Do the same thing as last time everyone's happy - 22 Jump Street 00:06
Do the same thing as last time everyone's happy
22 Jump Street Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf - 22 Jump Street 00:34
Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf
Hotel Transylvania 2 His name is Dennis Named after my father - Hotel Transylvania 2 00:05
His name is Dennis Named after my father
The Gunfighter But the gunfighter would find no peace - The Gunfighter 00:27
But the gunfighter would find no peace
The Gunfighter It was a true ballet of death - The Gunfighter 00:32
It was a true ballet of death
Ice Age: Collision Course See while you run for your mammal lives - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:22
See while you run for your mammal lives
Sing Rosita have you seen my car keys - Sing 00:04
Rosita have you seen my car keys
Sing Norman would you please tell them what a good singer I amOh yeah you were great honeyAnd by the way the bathroom sink is blocked againBye honey - Sing 00:11
Norman would you please tell them what a good singer I amOh...
The Founder Well we were young and hungryThere wasn't a job to be had in all of New HampshireSo we decided to pack our bags and head westTo Hollywood I wanted to be in the movie businessAnd dick well he wanted to beEmployedSo we landed jobs at Columbia pictures - The Founder 00:33
Well we were young and hungryThere wasn't a job to be...
The Founder So we've moved the restaurant we're setting up shopBut now we want to do a few tweaksbecause now it's 1940And drive ins are all the rageI mean they are the hottest thing goingand I say dick we gotta get in on thisAnd dick says okayAnd two months later we - The Founder 01:55
So we've moved the restaurant we're setting up...
The Founder And pickle and pickle and mustard - The Founder 00:06
And pickle and pickle and mustard
The Founder There's a wolf in the henhouseWe let him in - The Founder 00:05
There's a wolf in the henhouseWe let him in
The Founder Ray we have no interest in a milkshake that contains no milk - The Founder 00:05
Ray we have no interest in a milkshake that contains no milk
The Founder Let me explain something to you dickYou boys have full say over what goes on inside the restaurantsBut outside Above BelowYour authority stops at the doorAnd at the floorAlrightWhat's he sayingHe's buying the landOur land - The Founder 00:36
Let me explain something to you dickYou boys have full say...
The Founder Look if you don't want to make a profit that's fineBut don't stop the rest of usUs UsAs in everyone but youWho did you send them toEveryone but youYou have no right you are to stop this instantIs that clearNahWhat the hell does that mean NahYou will abide - The Founder 01:07
Look if you don't want to make a profit that's...
The Founder I just have to ask you one thingSomething I've never understoodAlrightThat day we met we gave you the tourUh huh What about itWe showed you everythingThe whole system all our secretsWe were an open bookSo why didn't you justSteal itJust grab your ideas - The Founder 02:32
I just have to ask you one thingSomething I've never...
Lucy in the Sky You know Michael Collins - Lucy in the Sky 00:54
You know Michael Collins
The Little Hours One of you sluts thinks he's quite the jester - The Little Hours 00:10
One of you sluts thinks he's quite the jester
Hearts Beat Loud You smell like cigarettes - Hearts Beat Loud 00:08
You smell like cigarettes