Nick Swardson quotes in movies

Malibu's Most Wanted 00:34

Don't you talk about my mama I'll talk all I want

Bolt 00:37

Okay guys but I really gotta get going

The Benchwarmers 00:13

Richie

The Benchwarmers 00:09

Richie told me about the killer in the neighborhood

The Benchwarmers 00:16

Carlos

The Benchwarmers 00:16

We could still win this thing

The Benchwarmers 00:10

For years I thought the sun was a monster

The Benchwarmers 00:16

I'm not afraid of the sun anymore

The Benchwarmers 00:10

Is because I went all the way with her

Blades of Glory 00:06

I sent you a cup of my blood Did you get my blood Jimmy

Blades of Glory 00:07

I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday...

Blades of Glory 00:05

It's embarrassing stalking a has been you know what I...

Blades of Glory 00:12

Look I almost gave up on you

Blades of Glory 00:05

And I'm still gonna kill you someday

Blades of Glory 00:05

I wanna wear the gold medal naked

Blades of Glory 00:10

And he likes dreams and whispers

Grandma's Boy 00:05

I can't believe you came on my mom

Grandma's Boy 00:10

But I'll self park it in your asshole

Grandma's Boy 00:06

You remember Lara

Grandma's Boy 00:04

Man Eat that frog dick Timmy Eat it

Grandma's Boy 00:38

I thought you were good at this

Grandma's Boy 00:05

Your shit's weak

Grandma's Boy 00:43

How do you two know each other

Grandma's Boy 00:13

I have a bush too

Grandma's Boy 00:10

Why So you can jerk off on my mom

Grandma's Boy 00:24

And possibly shitting his pants

Grandma's Boy 00:06

It's Bono's brother

Grandma's Boy 00:06

So um I I finished my first level last night How far are you...

Grandma's Boy 00:30

You're not jerking off on my dad

Grandma's Boy 00:07

Fruit cup Nice Way to go Mom

Grandma's Boy 00:23

Can't you see he's sleeping

Grandma's Boy 00:07

A NEW HIGH SCORE

Grandma's Boy 00:11

That was a good idea

Grandma's Boy 00:15

Crap that's Alex's intercom

Grandma's Boy 00:19

You're the reason Alex has been tired all week

Grandma's Boy 00:10

Jerking off on my mom is one thing

Grandma's Boy 00:04

Holy crap Dildo lunch

Grandma's Boy 00:07

Are you sure this is OK

Grandma's Boy 00:24

Stupid FUCKING idiot

Grandma's Boy 00:07

Nice karma ''Guy blow '' You said it...

Grandma's Boy 00:20

Can we go back to your grandma's house

Grandma's Boy 00:11

My grandma drank all my pot

Grandma's Boy 00:04

I'm the cookie monster

Grandma's Boy 00:06

I wanna smoke it

Grandma's Boy 00:08

My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas

Grandma's Boy 00:15

I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob

Grandma's Boy 00:33

You were my first

Grandma's Boy 00:04

I should have worn a condom

Grandma's Boy 00:05

I have a robot vagina

Grandma's Boy 00:06

So who wants to hear about my S T D from the silent film era

Grandma's Boy 00:06

This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression

Grandma's Boy 00:08

The phone's for you

Grandma's Boy 00:05

So how much time do we have

Grandma's Boy 01:03

It's called the Brown Bomber

Reno 911! Miami 00:13

We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk

Reno 911! Miami 00:17

I just flew in I'm recording an album

Reno 911! Miami 00:16

I just flew in I'm recording an album

Reno 911! Miami 00:10

Terry when you are here you are an ambassador for Reno

Reno 911! Miami 00:08

I'm on wheels yo What are you covered in

Reno 911! Miami 00:06

That's not all you on What else are you on

Reno 911! Miami 00:19

No No we're not

Reno 911! Miami 00:06

Mm hmm That's a ukulele Terry Your mom's a ukulele...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck... 00:09

Yeah yeah yeah sure

I Now Pronounce You Chuck... 00:05

What's up apple dumpling What's crack a lacking

I Now Pronounce You Chuck... 00:05

Sorry sir you're cool He sucks l'm gay l'm...

Jack and Jill 00:14

What's this about a twin

Jack and Jill 00:35

Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist

You Don't Mess with the... 00:10

I could look for clues It's my shift for community...

You Don't Mess with the... 00:10

What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks...

That's My Boy 00:13

And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders