Nick Swardson quotes in movies

Grandma's Boy 00:05 Your bed is a car Grandma's Boy 00:15 I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob Grandma's Boy 00:05 I can't believe you came on my mom Grandma's Boy 00:06 This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression Grandma's Boy 00:11 My grandma drank all my pot Grandma's Boy 00:07 A NEW HIGH SCORE Grandma's Boy 01:03 It's called the Brown Bomber Grandma's Boy 00:05 I have a robot vagina Grandma's Boy 00:15 Crap that's Alex's intercom Grandma's Boy 00:24 Stupid FUCKING idiot Grandma's Boy 00:10 Jerking off on my mom is one thing Grandma's Boy 00:08 My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas Grandma's Boy 00:24 And possibly shitting his pants Grandma's Boy 00:08 The phone's for you Grandma's Boy 00:05 Your shit's weak Grandma's Boy 00:06 You remember Lara Grandma's Boy 00:19 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week Grandma's Boy 00:10 But I'll self park it in your asshole Grandma's Boy 00:07 Are you sure this is OK Grandma's Boy 00:11 That was a good idea Grandma's Boy 00:06 It's Bono's brother Grandma's Boy 00:20 Can we go back to your grandma's house Grandma's Boy 00:04 I'm the cookie monster Grandma's Boy 00:06 I wanna smoke it Grandma's Boy 00:33 You were my first Grandma's Boy 00:13 I have a bush too Grandma's Boy 00:23 Can't you see he's sleeping Grandma's Boy 00:04 I should have worn a condom Grandma's Boy 00:30 You're not jerking off on my dad Grandma's Boy 00:05 So how much time do we have Grandma's Boy 00:38 I thought you were good at this Grandma's Boy 00:06 So um I I finished my first level last night How far are you... Grandma's Boy 00:06 So who wants to hear about my S T D from the silent film era Grandma's Boy 00:05 Take that you dirty dopers Grandma's Boy 00:07 Fruit cup Nice Way to go Mom Grandma's Boy 00:10 Why So you can jerk off on my mom Grandma's Boy 00:07 Nice karma ''Guy blow '' You said it... Grandma's Boy 00:43 How do you two know each other Grandma's Boy 00:04 Holy crap Dildo lunch Just Go with It 00:25 I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie Just Go with It 00:06 What are you doing later Just Go with It 00:15 Because I texted a picture of my new equipment to my ex... Just Go with It 00:10 She really wears that bikini well Just Go with It 00:05 I would create a fake family for that Just Go with It 00:22 I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie Just Go with It 00:08 And what are you doing later Just Go with It 00:14 Katherine I can't go Okay Why Just Go with It 00:09 She really wears that bikini well Just Go with It 00:05 I would create a fake family for that Oh my God Just Go with It 00:05 I would create a fake family for that Oh my God Just Go with It 00:09 She really wears that bikini well Just Go with It 00:14 Katherine I can't go Okay Why Just Go with It 00:21 I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie Bolt 00:56 But I really gotta get going Bolt 00:37 Okay guys but I really gotta get going Bucky Larson: Born to Be a... 00:08 I'm the son of two movie stars Bucky Larson: Born to Be a... 00:08 I'm the son of two movie stars 30 Minutes or Less 00:17 What is the one thing this town is missing 30 Minutes or Less 00:05 If wanting a lot of money is gay 30 Minutes or Less 00:17 What is the one thing that this town is missing 30 Minutes or Less 00:05 If wanting a lot of money is gay yeah I'm Elton John 30 Minutes or Less 00:09 If wanting a lot of money is gay yeah I'm Elton John 30 Minutes or Less 00:18 What is the one thing that this town is missing The Wrong Missy 00:12 Was a Guess Jeans model The Wrong Missy 00:12 My husband Paul was a Guess Jeans model Hell and Back 00:13 And she rubs balls for a living Hell and Back 00:06 Seven Pretty sure you're gonna die Hell and Back 00:15 You'd fuck a Cantonese dinner dish Hell and Back 00:07 All right well just swear on the Book of Beelzebub