Clips with Norm MacDonald

Klaus Ha ha You got me - Klaus 00:30 Ha ha You got me Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Holy Mother of God - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:30 Holy Mother of God Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Any ladies need some entertainment tonight - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:45 Any ladies need some entertainment tonight Doctor Dolittle A little girl once called me  Please mommy - Doctor Dolittle 00:06 A little girl once called me Please mommy Doctor Dolittle What are you doing here - Doctor Dolittle 03:14 What are you doing here Doctor Dolittle Get out of here - Doctor Dolittle 00:10 Get out of here Doctor Dolittle The dog gets to ride up front - Doctor Dolittle 00:10 The dog gets to ride up front Doctor Dolittle You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behavior - Doctor Dolittle 00:42 You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behavior Doctor Dolittle Don't look at me - Doctor Dolittle 00:14 Don't look at me Doctor Dolittle DOGS CANNOT TALK - Doctor Dolittle 00:13 DOGS CANNOT TALK Doctor Dolittle On the day I end it all - Doctor Dolittle 00:27 On the day I end it all Doctor Dolittle What is all this - Doctor Dolittle 00:54 What is all this Doctor Dolittle It works on two levels - Doctor Dolittle 00:04 It works on two levels Doctor Dolittle Excuse me just one second - Doctor Dolittle 00:31 Excuse me just one second Doctor Dolittle Tony the cereal tiger - Doctor Dolittle 00:27 Tony the cereal tiger Doctor Dolittle I want my own room - Doctor Dolittle 00:27 I want my own room Doctor Dolittle What are you doin' here - Doctor Dolittle 00:36 What are you doin' here Doctor Dolittle No No camp no dog - Doctor Dolittle 00:35 No No camp no dog Doctor Dolittle Hey where's he's gonna put that - Doctor Dolittle 00:08 Hey where's he's gonna put that Doctor Dolittle A little girl once called me ''Please Mommy not him '' How 'bout that - Doctor Dolittle 00:06 A little girl once called me ''Please Mommy not... Doctor Dolittle Momma Momma l'm not your momma - Doctor Dolittle 00:14 Momma Momma l'm not your momma Doctor Dolittle And justlike his dad wanted he grew up to be a regularguy You know miserable - Doctor Dolittle 00:23 And justlike his dad wanted he grew up to be a regularguy... Doctor Dolittle Wait a minute The dog gets to ride up front - Doctor Dolittle 00:10 Wait a minute The dog gets to ride up front Doctor Dolittle You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour - Doctor Dolittle 00:36 You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour Doctor Dolittle You don't say How come l can understand you talkin' - Doctor Dolittle 00:13 You don't say How come l can understand you... Doctor Dolittle And now on the day l end it all - Doctor Dolittle 00:27 And now on the day l end it all Doctor Dolittle Good evening Doctor Oh no no - Doctor Dolittle 00:36 Good evening Doctor Oh no no Doctor Dolittle L crossed three freeways to rescue you and all l get is ''What are you doing here '' - Doctor Dolittle 00:07 L crossed three freeways to rescue you and all l get is... Doctor Dolittle Hey it works on two levels l love it - Doctor Dolittle 00:04 Hey it works on two levels l love it Doctor Dolittle How's that feel Mrs Dolittle - Doctor Dolittle 00:31 How's that feel Mrs Dolittle Doctor Dolittle Now you see l have to interpret what the dog is moaning about - Doctor Dolittle 00:10 Now you see l have to interpret what the dog is moaning... Doctor Dolittle Watch where you're goin' next time bonehead - Doctor Dolittle 00:37 Watch where you're goin' next time bonehead Doctor Dolittle He's OK - Doctor Dolittle 00:27 He's OK Doctor Dolittle Now what's this for - Doctor Dolittle 00:30 Now what's this for Doctor Dolittle L want my own room with a TV Basic cable will be fine - Doctor Dolittle 00:27 L want my own room with a TV Basic cable will be fine Doctor Dolittle She was my best friend - Doctor Dolittle 00:20 She was my best friend Doctor Dolittle Doc Hey over here - Doctor Dolittle 00:36 Doc Hey over here The Animal Ladies and gentlemen - The Animal 00:33 Ladies and gentlemen The Animal I won't be part of a mob to kill a black guy - The Animal 00:06 I won't be part of a mob to kill a black guy Billy Madison Hey Billy who would you rather bone Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson - Billy Madison 00:17 Hey Billy who would you rather bone Meg Ryan or Jack... Billy Madison Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit - Billy Madison 00:43 Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit Billy Madison This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job - Billy Madison 00:08 This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did... Billy Madison I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin' - Billy Madison 00:18 I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo... Billy Madison Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed up - Billy Madison 00:06 Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed... Vampire Dog What do you need - Vampire Dog 00:05 What do you need Vampire Dog What did you just say - Vampire Dog 00:07 What did you just say Dirty Work You fellows have a lot of growing up to do I'll tell you that - Dirty Work 00:32 You fellows have a lot of growing up to do I'll tell... Dirty Work Now I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself - Dirty Work 00:26 Now I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself Dirty Work Hey baby you ever had a chick with a beard before - Dirty Work 00:23 Hey baby you ever had a chick with a beard before Dirty Work Homeless guys - Dirty Work 00:27 Homeless guys Dirty Work And Dr Farthing well he got over his gambling problem - Dirty Work 00:17 And Dr Farthing well he got over his gambling problem Dirty Work I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life - Dirty Work 00:09 I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life Dirty Work You two are brothers - Dirty Work 00:11 You two are brothers Dirty Work Okay settle down prostitutes - Dirty Work 00:19 Okay settle down prostitutes Dirty Work Hey remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars - Dirty Work 00:27 Hey remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars Dirty Work That was really funny siccing the cops on us - Dirty Work 00:14 That was really funny siccing the cops on us Dirty Work Note to self Learn to fight - Dirty Work 00:07 Note to self Learn to fight Dirty Work My dad boned his mom - Dirty Work 00:12 My dad boned his mom Dirty Work There are two kinds of people in this world those who get stomped on - Dirty Work 00:23 There are two kinds of people in this world those who get... Dirty Work Note to self Remember no matter how bad life gets there is always beer - Dirty Work 00:08 Note to self Remember no matter how bad life gets there is... Dirty Work We're getting hitched - Dirty Work 00:31 We're getting hitched Dirty Work What are you doing You're ruining Don Giovanni - Dirty Work 00:17 What are you doing You're ruining Don Giovanni Dirty Work Look everybody Crossing guard's grabbing 8 year old's ass over here - Dirty Work 00:11 Look everybody Crossing guard's grabbing 8 year... Dirty Work Well Mitch looks like we've got ourselves a fight - Dirty Work 00:18 Well Mitch looks like we've got ourselves a fight Dirty Work Sam tonight - Dirty Work 00:38 Sam tonight Dirty Work Note to self Making love to blowup doll not as good as advertised - Dirty Work 00:10 Note to self Making love to blowup doll not as good as... Dirty Work Note to self Remember to get ass wart cream - Dirty Work 00:09 Note to self Remember to get ass wart cream Dirty Work Aha You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes did you - Dirty Work 00:08 Aha You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes... Dirty Work Good news Mr McKenna - Dirty Work 00:13 Good news Mr McKenna