Clips with Norm Macdonald

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Billy Madison Hey Billy who would you rather bone Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson - Billy Madison 00:17
Hey Billy who would you rather bone Meg Ryan or Jack...
Billy Madison Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit - Billy Madison 00:43
Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit
Billy Madison This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job - Billy Madison 00:08
This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did...
Billy Madison Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed up - Billy Madison 00:06
Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed...
Billy Madison I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin' - Billy Madison 00:18
I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo...
Doctor Dolittle She was my best friend - Doctor Dolittle 00:20
She was my best friend
Doctor Dolittle And justlike his dad wanted he grew up to be a regularguy You know miserable - Doctor Dolittle 00:23
And justlike his dad wanted he grew up to be a regularguy...
Doctor Dolittle What are you doing here - Doctor Dolittle 03:14
What are you doing here
Doctor Dolittle You don't say How come l can understand you talkin' - Doctor Dolittle 00:13
You don't say How come l can understand you...
Doctor Dolittle Hey where's he's gonna put that - Doctor Dolittle 00:08
Hey where's he's gonna put that
Doctor Dolittle Now you see l have to interpret what the dog is moaning about - Doctor Dolittle 00:10
Now you see l have to interpret what the dog is moaning...
Doctor Dolittle A little girl once called me ''Please Mommy not him '' How 'bout that - Doctor Dolittle 00:06
A little girl once called me ''Please Mommy not...
Doctor Dolittle Hey it works on two levels l love it - Doctor Dolittle 00:04
Hey it works on two levels l love it
Doctor Dolittle No No camp no dog - Doctor Dolittle 00:35
No No camp no dog
Doctor Dolittle How's that feel Mrs Dolittle - Doctor Dolittle 00:31
How's that feel Mrs Dolittle
Doctor Dolittle Good evening Doctor Oh no no - Doctor Dolittle 00:36
Good evening Doctor Oh no no
Doctor Dolittle You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour - Doctor Dolittle 00:36
You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour
Doctor Dolittle And now on the day l end it all - Doctor Dolittle 00:27
And now on the day l end it all
Doctor Dolittle Doc Hey over here - Doctor Dolittle 00:36
Doc Hey over here
Doctor Dolittle L crossed three freeways to rescue you and all l get is ''What are you doing here '' - Doctor Dolittle 00:07
L crossed three freeways to rescue you and all l get is...
Doctor Dolittle Wait a minute The dog gets to ride up front - Doctor Dolittle 00:10
Wait a minute The dog gets to ride up front
Doctor Dolittle Now what's this for - Doctor Dolittle 00:30
Now what's this for
Doctor Dolittle He's OK - Doctor Dolittle 00:27
He's OK
Doctor Dolittle Momma Momma l'm not your momma - Doctor Dolittle 00:14
Momma Momma l'm not your momma
Doctor Dolittle L want my own room with a TV Basic cable will be fine - Doctor Dolittle 00:27
L want my own room with a TV Basic cable will be fine
Dirty Work Look everybody Crossing guard's grabbing 8 year old's ass over here - Dirty Work 00:11
Look everybody Crossing guard's grabbing 8 year...
Dirty Work After all these years this picture still makes me horny - Dirty Work 00:14
After all these years this picture still makes me horny
Dirty Work Hey that's my shirt - Dirty Work 00:19
Hey that's my shirt
Dirty Work I could've got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore - Dirty Work 00:13
I could've got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore
Dirty Work There are two kinds of people in this world those who get stomped on - Dirty Work 00:23
There are two kinds of people in this world those who get...
Dirty Work Well Mitch looks like we've got ourselves a fight - Dirty Work 00:18
Well Mitch looks like we've got ourselves a fight
Dirty Work Note to self Learn to fight - Dirty Work 00:07
Note to self Learn to fight
Dirty Work That's a picture of you and my mom having sex - Dirty Work 00:09
That's a picture of you and my mom having sex
Dirty Work Now I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself - Dirty Work 00:26
Now I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself
Dirty Work Sam are you pissing off the side of the building - Dirty Work 00:10
Sam are you pissing off the side of the building
Dirty Work Movie line comin' up - Dirty Work 00:30
Movie line comin' up
Dirty Work That guy's gonna be our boss - Dirty Work 00:30
That guy's gonna be our boss
Dirty Work Look an alien - Dirty Work 00:27
Look an alien
Dirty Work Sam tonight - Dirty Work 00:38
Sam tonight
Dirty Work Phillips Motors Are you a dirty car salesman - Dirty Work 00:10
Phillips Motors Are you a dirty car salesman
Dirty Work Okay settle down prostitutes - Dirty Work 00:19
Okay settle down prostitutes
Dirty Work I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life - Dirty Work 00:09
I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life
Dirty Work What happened to your arm - Dirty Work 00:17
What happened to your arm
Dirty Work Hey baby you ever had a chick with a beard before - Dirty Work 00:23
Hey baby you ever had a chick with a beard before
Dirty Work So what You know what prisoners do to each other all the time - Dirty Work 00:06
So what You know what prisoners do to each other all the...
Dirty Work You fellows have a lot of growing up to do I'll tell you that - Dirty Work 00:32
You fellows have a lot of growing up to do I'll tell...
Dirty Work Good news Mr McKenna - Dirty Work 00:13
Good news Mr McKenna
Dirty Work Wait You didn't tell him did ya - Dirty Work 00:26
Wait You didn't tell him did ya
Dirty Work What havoc are you planning now - Dirty Work 00:24
What havoc are you planning now
Dirty Work Are those prostitutes I mean who are those girls - Dirty Work 00:13
Are those prostitutes I mean who are those girls
Dirty Work Would you like to come in for some coffee - Dirty Work 00:12
Would you like to come in for some coffee
Dirty Work Homeless guys - Dirty Work 00:27
Homeless guys
Dirty Work Mitch Sam what a pleasant surprise - Dirty Work 00:40
Mitch Sam what a pleasant surprise
Dirty Work That was really funny siccing the cops on us - Dirty Work 00:14
That was really funny siccing the cops on us
Dirty Work Note to self Remember no matter how bad life gets there is always beer - Dirty Work 00:08
Note to self Remember no matter how bad life gets there is...
Dirty Work Hey remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars - Dirty Work 00:27
Hey remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars
Dirty Work You two are brothers - Dirty Work 00:11
You two are brothers
Dirty Work My dad boned his mom - Dirty Work 00:12
My dad boned his mom
Dirty Work Aha You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes did you - Dirty Work 00:08
Aha You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes...
Dirty Work What are you doing You're ruining Don Giovanni - Dirty Work 00:17
What are you doing You're ruining Don Giovanni
Dirty Work Note to self Making love to blowup doll not as good as advertised - Dirty Work 00:10
Note to self Making love to blowup doll not as good as...
Dirty Work Okay Cole it's been nice doing business with you - Dirty Work 00:14
Okay Cole it's been nice doing business with you
Dirty Work Note to self Remember to get ass wart cream - Dirty Work 00:09
Note to self Remember to get ass wart cream
Dirty Work We're getting hitched - Dirty Work 00:31
We're getting hitched
Dirty Work And Dr Farthing well he got over his gambling problem - Dirty Work 00:17
And Dr Farthing well he got over his gambling problem
Screwed You expect me to believe that you were mugged - Screwed 00:12
You expect me to believe that you were mugged
Screwed I have some shocking news - Screwed 00:07
I have some shocking news
Screwed What the hell are you doing That man's a cop - Screwed 00:11
What the hell are you doing That man's a cop
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Any ladies need some entertainment tonight - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:45
Any ladies need some entertainment tonight
The Animal Ladies and gentlemen - The Animal 00:33
Ladies and gentlemen