Clips with Oliver Cooper

Project X Hey we want some pussy - Project X 00:05
Hey we want some pussy
Project X How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversaryWhat a great anniversary gift a baby - Project X 00:07
How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversaryWhat...
Project X Get off me you little faggot dog - Project X 00:04
Get off me you little faggot dog
Project X If you fuck this up I will stab you I'm not kidding - Project X 00:06
If you fuck this up I will stab you I'm not kidding
Project X Mama Kub and Papa Kub Jesus Yeah those are my parents asshole - Project X 00:06
Mama Kub and Papa Kub Jesus Yeah those are my parents...
Project X Holy shit dude It's Miles TellerDude it is That's him Holy shit He's so badassYeah my boy's starting at second base for USCHe got sent to detention once and banged the teacherMi Tell what's cracking broWe go to North Pass Yeah dude big fansHuge fans Cool - Project X 01:00
Holy shit dude It's Miles TellerDude it is That's...
Project X I'm coming on Santa Claus's face - Project X 00:04
I'm coming on Santa Claus's face
Project X Hey bossWhat the fuckThere he is This is Everett and his boy TylerThey're running security for the nightAre you serious Are those nunchucksYeah Oh shitLook like ninjas Ninjas are fucking pussiesI love this kid You know itWith these two we got nothing to - Project X 00:20
Hey bossWhat the fuckThere he is This is Everett and his boy...
Project X Yes it is gonna work Next time your pool guy's here he'll be likeExcuse me Mr Kub I seem to have found some water in your semen - Project X 00:09
Yes it is gonna work Next time your pool guy's here...
Project X Me DaxThank you I don't drink alcoholOkay faggot - Project X 00:08
Me DaxThank you I don't drink alcoholOkay faggot
Project X Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between beveragesWhat the fuck does that even mean J B get this bitch a drink - Project X 00:08
Where the fuck is your drink Thomas I'm between...
Project X My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked upI don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick I'm getting them out of the house NowFuck hey stop seriouslyDude what the fuck are you doingPlease don't embarrass me like this Hey listen upYeah Thomas - Project X 00:20
My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked upI...
Project X Look man I don't mean to be a dick here or anythingOliver came over earlier and told me you guys were having a little partybut this is too muchYeah we actually should be winding down like midnight I mean maybe 1Is that okay No it's notThe baby can't sleep - Project X 01:11
Look man I don't mean to be a dick here or...
Project X The guy isn't gonna do shit He punched a 12 year old in the face - Project X 00:05
The guy isn't gonna do shit He punched a 12 year old in...
Project X How did this thing get up here Was someone in my parents' roomIt's a gnome I guess he gets around Who cares manWell I just don't want people up hereBesides it's creepy Look at himJ B what are you looking for To see if your dad has condomsI'm working on - Project X 00:21
How did this thing get up here Was someone in my...
Project X Where did all these people even come fromYou know a guy down there told mehe found out about the party on fucking CraigslistMy dad met my stepmom on CraigslistSo you put my address on the fucking InternetWell not just the Internet Shut the fuck up J BWait - Project X 00:25
Where did all these people even come fromYou know a guy down...
Project X I love you guys Ha haNo seriouslyLook I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimesand I'm really sorry for thatIt's okay No it's notJ B I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday That wasn't coolIt wasn't cool manAnd I'm sorry for all the times I - Project X 00:38
I love you guys Ha haNo seriouslyLook I realize I can be...
Project X I hooked up with KirbyI'm like really into herOkay seriously Thomas that's you know cool and allBut she's kind of always been aroundIt's like hooking up with J BBut her tits are smallerHey I'm just sayingKirby's sort of like one of usYou know tonight's - Project X 00:34
I hooked up with KirbyI'm like really into herOkay...
Project X Are you hearing thisThomas Thomas ThomasThis is your fucking party manYou're right dude I needed this - Project X 00:14
Are you hearing thisThomas Thomas ThomasThis is your fucking...
Project X (PEOPLE SCREAMING) - Project X 00:25
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Project X Great party buddyYou owe me a tree you piece of shitAll we're doing is trying to have a good time you cocksucking motherfuckerYou know where you're going You're going to jail you motherfuckerYeah That's my boys Suck my dick Robert Suck my fucking dick - Project X 00:18
Great party buddyYou owe me a tree you piece of shitAll...
Project X Great party buddyYou owe me a tree you piece of shitAll we're doing is trying to have a good time you cocksucking motherfucker - Project X 00:10
Great party buddyYou owe me a tree you piece of shitAll...
Project X THOMAS: Fuck! Shit! - Project X 00:20
THOMAS: Fuck! Shit!
Project X I'm gonna go homehave a good cry and start calling some lawyers - Project X 00:09
I'm gonna go homehave a good cry and start calling some...
Project X Just make sure you wear something tight - Project X 00:04
Just make sure you wear something tight
Office Christmas Party Nate what's up man Did you see - Office Christmas Party 00:19
Nate what's up man Did you see
Office Christmas Party The English band the Optic Monkeys - Office Christmas Party 00:43
The English band the Optic Monkeys
Office Christmas Party They're full of shit okay They're not your soulmates - Office Christmas Party 00:25
They're full of shit okay They're not your...
As We Know It -Back to you, Sissy. -(HELICOPTER WHIRRING) - As We Know It 00:11
-Back to you, Sissy. -(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
As We Know It (SCREAMS) - As We Know It 00:08
(SCREAMS)
As We Know It BRUCE: Who knew how essential home video would be - As We Know It 00:05
BRUCE: Who knew how essential home video would be
As We Know It -BRUCE: That's what I said. -You said Dances with Wolves - As We Know It 00:05
-BRUCE: That's what I said. -You said Dances with Wolve...
As We Know It BRUCE: I'm just saying I-- - As We Know It 00:05
BRUCE: I'm just saying I--
As We Know It BRUCE: Of course I know Costner, - As We Know It 00:08
BRUCE: Of course I know Costner,
As We Know It (SCREAMING) - As We Know It 00:08
(SCREAMING)
As We Know It (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - As We Know It 00:05
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
As We Know It BRUCE: Oh my God. It's fucking crazy out there. - As We Know It 00:05
BRUCE: Oh my God. It's fucking crazy out there.
As We Know It Then I'd like to open an animal rescue with - As We Know It 00:11
Then I'd like to open an animal rescue with
As We Know It BRUCE: --with my best friend James, because he's a novelist, - As We Know It 00:06
BRUCE: --with my best friend James, because he's a nove...
As We Know It -BRUCE: No. -He's a jerk-- - As We Know It 00:06
-BRUCE: No. -He's a jerk--
Clawfoot Well, I'm making Bolognese, - Clawfoot 00:07
Well, I'm making Bolognese,
Clawfoot SAMUEL: Yeah, boss? Take over while I assist - Clawfoot 00:05
SAMUEL: Yeah, boss? Take over while I assist
Clawfoot I'm gonna write a letter. SAMUEL: Yeah, you should, - Clawfoot 00:05
I'm gonna write a letter. SAMUEL: Yeah, you should,
Clawfoot All right, so you have no family, - Clawfoot 00:06
All right, so you have no family,
Clawfoot [TASHA SCREAMING] - Clawfoot 00:10
[TASHA SCREAMING]
Clawfoot [SAMUEL SCREAMING] [BLOWS LANDING] - Clawfoot 00:06
[SAMUEL SCREAMING] [BLOWS LANDING]
Burying the Ex Not that I think this Twinkie is expired - Burying the Ex 00:12
Not that I think this Twinkie is expired
Burying the Ex I've got to swing by my place and check on something - Burying the Ex 00:17
I've got to swing by my place and check on something
Burying the Ex Hey baby you ever bang a zombie - Burying the Ex 00:09
Hey baby you ever bang a zombie