Clips with Omid Djalili

The Mummy Come Step over the thresholdWelcome to Cairo Prison my humble homeYou told me that you got it on a dig down in ThebesI was mistaken You liedI lie to everybody Why not to youI'm your sister Which makes you more gullibleYou stole it from a drunk Picked his - The Mummy 00:34
Come Step over the thresholdWelcome to Cairo Prison my...
The Mummy Why exactly is this man in prison This I did not knowBut when I heard you were coming I asked him that myselfWhat did he sayHe said he was just looking for a good time - The Mummy 00:13
Why exactly is this man in prison This I did not knowBut...
The Mummy This is the man that you stole it from Yes exactlyWhy don't we go sniff out a spot of tiffin Who are youAnd who's the broad BroadI'm just a local sort of missionary chap spreading the good wordThis is my sister Evy How do you doI guess she's not a total - The Mummy 01:50
This is the man that you stole it from Yes exactlyWhy...
The Mummy I'll give you 100 pounds to save this man's lifeMadam I would pay 100 pounds just to see him hang200 pounds Proceed300 poundsAny last requests pigYeah Loosen the knot and let me goOf course we don't let him go500 poundsAnd what elseI'm a very lonely man - The Mummy 00:33
I'll give you 100 pounds to save this man's...
The Mummy Any last requests pigYeah Loosen the knot and let me goOf course we don't let him go - The Mummy 00:13
Any last requests pigYeah Loosen the knot and let me goOf...
The Mummy His neck did not breakI'm so sorry Now we must watch him strangle to deathHe knows the location to HamunaptraYou lie I would neverThis filthy godless son of a pig knows where to find the City of the DeadYes TrulyAnd if you cut him down we will give youTen - The Mummy 00:47
His neck did not breakI'm so sorry Now we must watch...
The Mummy Do you really think he'll comeYes undoubtedly knowing my luckHe may be a cowboy but I know the breed His word is his wordPersonally I think he's filthy rude a complete scoundrelI don't like him one bit Anyone I knowHelloSmashing day for the start of an - The Mummy 01:24
Do you really think he'll comeYes undoubtedly knowing...
The Mummy O'ConnellWhat are we going to doWait here I'll go get help Right - The Mummy 00:08
O'ConnellWhat are we going to doWait here I'll go...
The Mummy Look for bugsI hate bugs - The Mummy 00:05
Look for bugsI hate bugs
The Mummy No Let go of me - The Mummy 00:04
No Let go of me
The Mummy And yourself - The Mummy 00:32
And yourself
Over the Hedge Ya I know shoo go get away from here My owner those not give scrapsCommon strays Alright you asked for itGee that's a nice collar you got on Mind if I have a lookNo come no closer I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woodsAway with your filth - Over the Hedge 01:18
Ya I know shoo go get away from here My owner those not give...
Over the Hedge Stop no one has ever spoken to me like thatIt's bold I like it - Over the Hedge 00:12
Stop no one has ever spoken to me like thatIt's bold I...
Over the Hedge So you got a name Yes it's a persian name of cos I am persianI was born Prince Tigerias Mammoeth Shabbas Ooh that's a mouthful Can I just call you Tiger - Over the Hedge 00:15
So you got a name Yes it's a persian name of cos I am...
Over the Hedge Where are you going - Over the Hedge 00:08
Where are you going
Over the Hedge This face was bred for Beauty - Over the Hedge 00:20
This face was bred for Beauty
The Infidel Is it about rashid and uzma - The Infidel 00:11
Is it about rashid and uzma
The Infidel That david schwimmer - The Infidel 00:33
That david schwimmer
The Infidel You got really fucking I knew I shouldn't have rubbed that fucking lamp - The Infidel 01:12
You got really fucking I knew I shouldn't have rubbed...
The Infidel I know Word association - The Infidel 00:51
I know Word association
The Infidel I'm his son I think - The Infidel 01:10
I'm his son I think
The Infidel Mm So uh Jews - The Infidel 02:16
Mm So uh Jews
The Infidel Mm So uh Jews - The Infidel 00:55
Mm So uh Jews
The Infidel No listen listen rabbi - The Infidel 00:29
No listen listen rabbi
The Infidel Americans shouldn't bloody - The Infidel 00:13
Americans shouldn't bloody
The Infidel Anti semite - The Infidel 00:05
Anti semite
The Infidel Here's the thing about our clerics - The Infidel 00:20
Here's the thing about our clerics
The Infidel Here's the thing about our clerics - The Infidel 00:21
Here's the thing about our clerics