Parker Goris Quotes & Movies

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning poster

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning Bill's Boy

Delta Farce poster

Bad News Bears poster

Bad News Bears Justin

The New Adventures of Old Christine poster

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Clips with Parker Goris

Ain't no doubt about it lady you got a shitload of rats down there - Bad News Bears

Ain't no doubt about it lady you got a shitload of rats...

Cleveland Sorry the stuff's so ratty but this is a six team league - Bad News Bears

Cleveland Sorry the stuff's so ratty but this is a six...

I gotta tell you a lot of these dads they don't - Bad News Bears

I gotta tell you a lot of these dads they don't

You know I never thought I'd hear myself say - Bad News Bears

You know I never thought I'd hear myself say

What the hell is that a baggie full of bacon - Bad News Bears

What the hell is that a baggie full of bacon

You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party - Bad News Bears

You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party

I got stitches on my foot - Bad News Bears

I got stitches on my foot

Die Die How do you like that huh - Bad News Bears

Die Die How do you like that huh

Hey coach what's carcinogen mean - Bad News Bears

Hey coach what's carcinogen mean

One time I struck out Mike schmidt in an exhibition game - Bad News Bears

One time I struck out Mike schmidt in an exhibition game

It's all right kid You had a helmet on Imagine if you didn't - Bad News Bears

It's all right kid You had a helmet on Imagine if you...

Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy - Bad News Bears

Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy

Who the hell are you shoeless Joe walking out of the holy cornfield - Bad News Bears

Who the hell are you shoeless Joe walking out of the holy...

You guys look like the last shit I took - Bad News Bears

You guys look like the last shit I took

Hey bears thanks for batting practice - Bad News Bears

Hey bears thanks for batting practice

Listen kid you don't want to go to salt lake trust me - Bad News Bears

Listen kid you don't want to go to salt lake trust me

Baseball's hard guys I mean it really is - Bad News Bears

Baseball's hard guys I mean it really is

You with me Like I said we took a vote - Bad News Bears

You with me Like I said we took a vote

This is not a democracy - Bad News Bears

This is not a democracy

Nice tits engelberg - Bad News Bears

Nice tits engelberg

You're such a loser Man you must have a big one - Bad News Bears

You're such a loser Man you must have a big one

All right I've been disappointed before - Bad News Bears

All right I've been disappointed before

I think I just entered puberty - Bad News Bears

I think I just entered puberty

It's like I told you before there's no I in team - Bad News Bears

It's like I told you before there's no I in team

I heard he puts money under your pillow when you lose a tooth - Bad News Bears

I heard he puts money under your pillow when you lose a...

Well what happened No deal - Bad News Bears

Well what happened No deal

You're 12 There ain't no out when you're 12 - Bad News Bears

You're 12 There ain't no out when you're 12

As my old coach used to say - Bad News Bears

As my old coach used to say

You think people like seeing your nuts - Bad News Bears

You think people like seeing your nuts

Nobody ever stood up for me before - Bad News Bears

Nobody ever stood up for me before

They're going to sue my ass so hard they're going to garnish my turds - Bad News Bears

They're going to sue my ass so hard they're going...

Also you'll wanna write your names on them - Bad News Bears

Also you'll wanna write your names on them

Give me one Gotta protect the family jewels - Bad News Bears

Give me one Gotta protect the family jewels

Hey what time you get off - Bad News Bears

Hey what time you get off

My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs - Bad News Bears

My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs

Hey cut it out poop face - Bad News Bears

Hey cut it out poop face

There's spit okay And what are you on I want some - Bad News Bears

There's spit okay And what are you on I want some

I have been thinking a lot about you - Bad News Bears

I have been thinking a lot about you

Mr Buttermaker - Bad News Bears

What are doing here - Bad News Bears

What are doing here

Got it I got it - Bad News Bears

Got it I got it

Last time I checked this is a baseball team - Bad News Bears

Last time I checked this is a baseball team

Get in here Put that thing in fourth gear - Bad News Bears

Get in here Put that thing in fourth gear

That my batting average is well below the norm - Bad News Bears

That my batting average is well below the norm

Hey Yankees - Bad News Bears