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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids No They broke up for religious differencesShe thought she was God and he disagreed - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:07
No They broke up for religious differencesShe thought she...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids AMY: "I'll be down in five minutes." Typing with his gloves on again. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:11
AMY: "I'll be down in five minutes." Typing...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids SHOUTS Szalinski give it a rest It's Saturday - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:05
SHOUTS Szalinski give it a rest It's Saturday
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Weird family - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:03
Weird family
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids NICK: Dad? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:17
NICK: Dad?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids WAYNE: Please, please, shrink. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:09
WAYNE: Please, please, shrink.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids You got it honeySure PositiveYou're wiping away brain cells and there aren't many to spareEverybody in my family's a comedianEverybody except you hon - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:13
You got it honeySure PositiveYou're wiping away brain...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I am on a special dietNo toxic waste Fine - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:05
I am on a special dietNo toxic waste Fine
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids House of Insanity. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:56
House of Insanity.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids BIG RUSS: French fries, Tater sticks, meat loaf, veal "parmedjian." Hey, Dad. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:24
BIG RUSS: French fries, Tater sticks, meat loaf, veal...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids The early worm catches the fish RussellRemember that - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:07
The early worm catches the fish RussellRemember that
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids The point is coach put me on these babiesKnow what happenedI put on 20 pounds of pure unadulteratedblitz the quarterback and rip his head off muscle Russell - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:12
The point is coach put me on these babiesKnow what happenedI...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Um Dad you know the weights aren't my thingFishing isn't your thingWeights aren't your thing Just what is your thingI don't knowbut I'll keep you posted okayFine until you do you're trying theseand you're coming fishing with the family Is that clearI - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:31
Um Dad you know the weights aren't my thingFishing...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids He hit a baseball through your attic windowHe whatIt shouldn't have been closed in the first place It's a nice dayWe'll get it fixed okay We'll take it out of his allowance all rightMy allowance Dream onOkay We'll just have Dad pay for it huhWe'll take it - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:30
He hit a baseball through your attic windowHe whatIt...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids You like to dance huhHow do you knowWellYou could see me NoNo Yeah I couldbut I wasn't watching you I - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:14
You like to dance huhHow do you knowWellYou could see me...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids And given that my machine can substantially reduce the sizeof bulky payloadsand fuel suppliesthe savings to the space program would be staggeringPROFESSOR FREDERICKSON Mr Szalinskiare you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no longer relativeWAYNE - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 01:16
And given that my machine can substantially reduce the...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Wayne? Wayne! - Oh, hi, Dr. Brainard. - Don't take it too hard, Wayne. It will take time to convince - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:29
Wayne? Wayne! - Oh, hi, Dr. Brainard. - Don't take it...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids By the way you were right about the electric flea collarThe extension cord was a bad idea - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:07
By the way you were right about the electric flea collarThe...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Oh, my God. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:11
Oh, my God.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids AMY: Nick, what happened? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:39
AMY: Nick, what happened?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Nick what did you doMe It was his ball Shut up wimpWe have to get Dad He'll know what to do - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:09
Nick what did you doMe It was his ball Shut up wimpWe have...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - WAYNE: Amy? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:11
- WAYNE: Amy?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - LITTLE RUSS: Right here, Mr. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:10
- LITTLE RUSS: Right here, Mr.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I don't believe this. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:30
I don't believe this.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS: Go! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:12
LITTLE RUSS: Go!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Not now, Quark. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:20
Not now, Quark.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS Szalinski do they pick up your trashthe same day they get ours - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:05
LITTLE RUSS Szalinski do they pick up your trashthe same day...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Oh, my God. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:32
Oh, my God.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekendRON That should make you happyLITTLE RUSS Blow it out your shorts Ron - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:08
LITTLE RUSS Something tells me we're not going fishing...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - RON: Russ? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:14
- RON: Russ?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I don't think we're in Kansas anymore TotoNICK I don't think we're in the food chain anymore Dorothy - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:08
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore TotoNICK I...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Come on, Ron. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:19
Come on, Ron.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Great Sir Russell Thompson, stalking the rogue butterfly. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:36
Great Sir Russell Thompson, stalking the rogue butterfly.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids We're now a quarter of an inch tall and64 feet from the houseThat's the equivalent of 3 2 milesThat's a long way even for a man of scienceAMY Nick I've got six hours to get homeget big and get to the mallNow get moving - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:21
We're now a quarter of an inch tall and64 feet from the...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Hi. Hi. - Look, Diane... - Guess what I saw... - I sold a house. - Really? That's great! Yeah, you k - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:35
Hi. Hi. - Look, Diane... - Guess what I saw... - I sold a...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Hey, Ron. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:15
Hey, Ron.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids It's already one o'clock. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:28
It's already one o'clock.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids RON What's a river doing in your yardIt's not a river dopeIt could be a stream of dog pee and it looks like a river to us - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:08
RON What's a river doing in your yardIt's not a...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Have a ball baby I'm not swimming in that - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:05
Have a ball baby I'm not swimming in that
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - What's wrong? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:13
- What's wrong?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids NICK: From the top of that flower, we could see over the grass. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:09
NICK: From the top of that flower, we could see over the...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids NICK It's Quark WHISTLESOh noWhat is it NickNICK It's that stupid cat of theirsSPIKE MEOWING Our cat is not stupidNICK It just chased Quark away It's Russ's stupid cat ahhBOYS SCREAM Hang on NickNICK I can't I'm slipping BOYS SCREAM - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:20
NICK It's Quark WHISTLESOh noWhat is it NickNICK...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids DIANE: Amy? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:17
DIANE: Amy?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - Amy, get him off of me! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:33
- Amy, get him off of me!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I'm getting worried. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:45
I'm getting worried.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids BIG RUSS Hey SzalinskiYour lawn's beginning to look like the AmazonYeah Producing oxygen Russ We've all gotta do our partYou know the jungles are receding everywhere - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:15
BIG RUSS Hey SzalinskiYour lawn's beginning to look...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS: Hold on, Nick! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:26
LITTLE RUSS: Hold on, Nick!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids RON: I just figured it out. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:37
RON: I just figured it out.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids AMY If you were my brother I'd put myself up for adoptionRON Yeah I hope your face ends up on a milk carton - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:07
AMY If you were my brother I'd put myself up for...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS: Nick? - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:06
LITTLE RUSS: Nick?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I'm scared, Russ. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:57
I'm scared, Russ.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids We could be anywhere nowSIGHS I think we're still in your yardHow do you knowAny other yard the grass would be shorter - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:11
We could be anywhere nowSIGHS I think we're still in...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS: Get up! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:06
LITTLE RUSS: Get up!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS: Get in there! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:06
LITTLE RUSS: Get in there!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids MAE: No, Cathy. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:32
MAE: No, Cathy.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids DON: We had to bring the dog. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:16
DON: We had to bring the dog.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Good morning Russell DON LAUGHS - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:04
Good morning Russell DON LAUGHS
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Donald that man over there is flyingRight Gloria - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:06
Donald that man over there is flyingRight Gloria
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Don uh something's come up I don't think we're gonna be ableto make it Maybe you ought to go on aheadWhat do What do you mean you don't think you're gonnabe able to make it We're caravaning good buddyDonald I am Not now GloriaAnd besides if you're not - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 01:06
Don uh something's come up I don't think...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids AMY: Ugh... - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:10
AMY: Ugh...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Where'd you learn artificial respirationFrench class kid Oh - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:10
Where'd you learn artificial respirationFrench class...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I think this is the flagstone in the middle of the yard. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:10
I think this is the flagstone in the middle of the yard.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I'd die for a strawberry sundae... - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:29
I'd die for a strawberry sundae...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids I could eat a corn dog the size of a truckRon if you had a corn dog it would be the size of a truck - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:09
I could eat a corn dog the size of a truckRon if you had a...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids They're never gonna believe this at schoolNICK Yeah I could just see the note to the teacherDear Miss MasonNicky's not absent he's pinned to this note - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:12
They're never gonna believe this at schoolNICK Yeah I...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids RON: Look out! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:25
RON: Look out!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids LITTLE RUSS: Ron, go for it! - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:18
LITTLE RUSS: Ron, go for it!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids You guys, come on. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:31
You guys, come on.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Get away, boy. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:35
Get away, boy.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids NICK: Great idea, Russ, even if the boy genius didn't think of it. - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 00:08
NICK: Great idea, Russ, even if the boy genius didn't...