Clips with Paul Willson

976 EVIL Hmm Mr Michaels may I please be excused - 976 EVIL 00:23
Hmm Mr Michaels may I please be excused
Office Space WHAT YOU DO AT INITECH IS YOU TAKE THE SPECIFICATIONS FROM THE CUSTOMERSAND YOU BRING THEM DOWN TO THE SOFTWARE ENGINEERSYES Y YES THAT'S THAT'S RIGHTWELL THEN I JUST HAVE TO ASKWHY COULDN'T THE CUSTOMERS JUST TAKE THEM DIRECTLY TO THE SOFTWARE PEOPLE - Office Space 00:58
WHAT YOU DO AT INITECH IS YOU TAKE THE SPECIFICATIONS FROM...
Office Space YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO HERE IS WE'RE JUSTWE'RE TRYING TO GET A FEEL FOR HOW PEOPLE SPEND THEIR DAY AT WORKSO IF YOU WOULD WOULD YOU WALK US THROUGH A TYPICAL DAY FOR YOUYEAH GREATWELL I GENERALLY COME IN AT LEAST 15 MINUTES LATEUH I USE - Office Space 00:49
YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO HERE IS...
Office Space THE THING IS BOB IT'S NOT THAT I'M LAZY IT'S THAT I JUST DON'T CAREDON'T DON'T CAREIT'S A PROBLEM OF MOTIVATION ALL RIGHTNOW IF I WORK MY ASS OFF AND INITECH SHIPS A FEW EXTRA UNITSI DON'T SEE ANOTHER DIME SO WHERE'S THE MOTIVATIONAND HERE'S SOMETHING - Office Space 00:42
THE THING IS BOB IT'S NOT THAT I'M LAZY IT'S...
Office Space WOULD YOU BEAR WITH ME FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASEOKAYWHAT IF AND BELIEVE METHIS IS SO HYPOTHETICALBUT WHAT IF YOU WERE OFFERED SOME KIND OF A STOCK OPTIONEQUITY SHARING PROGRAMWOULD THAT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU I DON'T KNOW I GUESSLISTEN I'M GONNA GO UH IT'S - Office Space 00:33
WOULD YOU BEAR WITH ME FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASEOKAYWHAT IF...
Office Space WHO'S HE YOU KNOW SQUIRRELY LOOKING GUYMUMBLES A LOT OH YEAHYEAH WE WE CAN'T ACTUALLY FIND A RECORD OF HIM BEING A CURRENT EMPLOYEE HEREI LOOKED INTO IT MORE DEEPLY AND I FOUND THAT APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENEDIS THAT HE WAS LAID OFF FIVE YEARS AGO AND NO ONE - Office Space 00:43
WHO'S HE YOU KNOW SQUIRRELY LOOKING GUYMUMBLES A LOT OH...
Office Space LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN MISSING A LOT OF WORK LATELYI WOULDN'T SAY I'VE BEEN MISSING IT BOB Laughing - Office Space 00:08
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN MISSING A LOT OF WORK LATELYI...
Office Space WE'RE GONNA BE GETTING RID OF THESE PEOPLE HEREFIRST MR SAMIR NAGAHE HE NAGANAGA NOT GONNA WORK HERE ANYMORE ANYWAY Laughing - Office Space 00:13
WE'RE GONNA BE GETTING RID OF THESE PEOPLE HEREFIRST MR...
Office Space YOU'RE GONNA LAYOFF SAMIR AND MICHAELAH YEAH WE'RE GONNA BRING IN SOME ENTRY LEVEL GRADUATESFARM SOME WORK OUT TO SINGAPORE THAT'S THE USUAL DEALIT'S STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE DO THEY KNOW THIS YETNO NO OF COURSE NOTWE FIND IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO FIRE - Office Space 00:23
YOU'RE GONNA LAYOFF SAMIR AND MICHAELAH YEAH WE'RE...
Office Space SO YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE MICHAEL AND SAMIR AND YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME MORE MONEYHMM WOW - Office Space 00:11
SO YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE MICHAEL AND SAMIR AND...