Paul Giamatti quotes in movies

Saving Private Ryan

01:13

Come on in Saving Private Ryan

01:14

We're looking for Captain Hamill Saving Private Ryan

01:11

Bring him in here Saving Private Ryan

00:21

Thunder Flash Planet of the Apes

00:13

Can't we all just get along Planet of the Apes

00:10

Apes in cages Planet of the Apes

00:24

They tried to KILL me Planet of the Apes

00:26

Are you trying to put me out of business Planet of the Apes

00:11

These things hurt Planet of the Apes

00:18

You kill him Planet of the Apes

00:22

Doesn't he ever stop Planet of the Apes

00:32

He rides with us Planet of the Apes

00:33

I'd like to thank you Planet of the Apes

00:15

All right Planet of the Apes

00:15

Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets Planet of the Apes

00:05

Can't we all just get along Planet of the Apes

00:12

No no wait There's no need now Planet of the Apes

00:07

What It's over Planet of the Apes

00:04

Apes in cages Right Planet of the Apes

00:07

How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you... Planet of the Apes

00:30

Well he's wrong Planet of the Apes

00:12

Are you trying to put me out of business Planet of the Apes

00:04

Ow These things hurt Planet of the Apes

00:07

You kill him you lower yourself to his level Planet of the Apes

00:13

Letting him go No He'll ride with us Planet of the Apes

00:21

You know I'd like to thank you Planet of the Apes

00:08

All right get them out Donnie Brasco

01:38

Forget about it Cinderella Man

00:26

All the saints and martyrs and Jesus Cinderella Man

00:55

Now you're dreaming Cinderella Man

01:46

Editorial says this fight is good as murder Cinderella Man

00:20

You gonna punch him or pork him Cinderella Man

00:40

You drove all the way out here to talk about the weather Cinderella Man

00:56

You are far too pretty to be a widow Cinderella Man

00:25

You're all heart Cinderella Man

00:10

I got you another fight Cinderella Man

00:25

You gotta stop some of those lefts Cinderella Man

00:41

I got you a fight Man on the Moon

00:34

Bob Bo o ob Man on the Moon

00:11

What do What do we do now Now you pick Man on the Moon

00:08

It's my buddy's first time with a prostitute Man on the Moon

00:18

All right Which one Man on the Moon

00:35

Y You You The Illusionist

00:22

Promise me you won't do it again The Illusionist

00:23

Perhaps there is truth in this illusion The Illusionist

01:11

I was attending to loose ends of the case The Illusionist

00:16

What do you want The Illusionist

00:11

You don't know that The Illusionist

00:22

Are you completely corrupt The Illusionist

00:43

The illusionist The Illusionist

00:57

One version of the story was that the man himself vanished The Illusionist

00:56

I don't want to arrest you The Illusionist

00:41

One version of the story was that the man himself then... The Illusionist

00:50

In the name of his Imperial Majesty in the city of Vienna The Illusionist

00:19

I have seen things like this before The Illusionist

01:17

Has he tricked you The Illusionist

00:06

Promise me you won't do it again The Illusionist

00:08

Then why bring her back The Illusionist

00:10

It's all a trick It's an illusion The Illusionist

00:10

What do you want The Illusionist

00:12

Are you completely corrupt The Illusionist

00:04

You don't know that The Illusionist

00:31

You're late The Illusionist

00:23

Herr Eisenheim I don't want to arrest you The Illusionist

00:07

How do I look The Illusionist

00:26

As you know we sometimes follow Duchess Von Teschen for her... The Illusionist

00:19

In the name of his Imperial Majesty and the city of Vienna The Illusionist

00:31

So what does it mean to die The Illusionist

00:18

What man The Illusionist

00:12

As a boy I'm told he had a chance encounter with a traveling... The Illusionist

00:09

You know I have seen things like this before The Illusionist

00:32

Has he tricked you Is that it American Splendor

00:30

You turned yourself into a comic hero American Splendor

00:27

But I want to avoid getting one American Splendor

00:19

I had a vasectomy American Splendor

00:15

You're a sick woman American Splendor

04:15

1960 was the year I got my first apartment and my first... American Splendor

00:16

I'd be glad to trade some growth for happiness American Splendor

01:09

I'll tell you something American Splendor

00:15

Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff American Splendor

02:38

What movie could be worth driving 260 miles round trip for American Splendor

00:38

You don't have any problems with moving to Cleveland American Splendor

00:28

I think I'm going to write my own comic American Splendor

01:15

What are you worried about then American Splendor

01:00

But I'm getting married American Splendor

02:25

Ever since I read your stuff American Splendor

01:33

A church function American Splendor

00:14

How long you staying in Cleveland Win Win

01:32

Did you all see what Kyle did the other day Win Win

00:52

I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of his mom Win Win

00:30

What're you doin' Win Win

00:22

You're gonna talk to her Win Win

00:33

Now did you guys all see what Kyle did the other day He... Win Win

00:21

I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of his mom Win Win

00:10

What are you doing Win Win

00:06

You're gonna talk to her right Yes I intend to The Ides of March

00:55

Do yourself a favor The Ides of March

01:53

You exude something The Ides of March

00:31

I'm trying to remember if the Democrats have ever nominated... The Ides of March

00:20

All the reporters love you The Ides of March

00:22

You know what Do yourself a favor Get out now while you... The Ides of March

00:34

All the reporters love you Even the ones that hate you love... The Ides of March

00:35

You exude something You draw people in The Ides of March

00:09

I'm trying to remember if the Democrats The Ides of March

00:05

All the reporters love you Even the ones that hate you love... Romeo and Juliet

00:24

Were you with Rosaline Romeo and Juliet

00:15

What a change is here Romeo and Juliet

02:10

His judgment has more pity than you dread Romeo and Juliet

00:29

These violent passions can have violent ends Romeo and Juliet

00:08

Disasters follow you like trusty dogs Romeo and Juliet

00:14

God pardon sin Romeo and Juliet

00:07

Holy St Francis Romeo and Juliet

00:35

His judgment has more pity than you dread Shoot 'Em Up

00:17

Do we really suck Shoot 'Em Up

00:22

Do you know why a gun is better than a wife Shoot 'Em Up

00:15

Guns don't kill people Shoot 'Em Up

01:16

Why are you trying to kill this woman Shoot 'Em Up

01:21

Where a poor man can become rich Shoot 'Em Up

00:10

Fuck me sideways Shoot 'Em Up

00:53

This is a fine mess Shoot 'Em Up

01:30

Of all the squats in the city Shoot 'Em Up

00:34

It certainly has been a pleasure Shoot 'Em Up

00:30

That is twisted Shoot 'Em Up

00:30

That sick son of a bitch Shoot 'Em Up

00:34

And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my... Shoot 'Em Up

00:41

Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is Shoot 'Em Up

00:32

You're a wascally wabbit Shoot 'Em Up

00:19

I can't talk right now Shoot 'Em Up

00:29

National sports pistol champion at age 10 Shoot 'Em Up

02:09

Who trained you Shoot 'Em Up

02:09

I found out how your wife and son where killed Shoot 'Em Up

00:47

What makes you think he was here Shoot 'Em Up

00:35

I was going back for her Shoot 'Em Up

00:36

That's something I cannot afford to do right now Shoot 'Em Up

00:11

Someone left a baby Shoot 'Em Up

00:14

You have caused me no end of trouble Shoot 'Em Up

00:07

My God do we really suck Shoot 'Em Up

00:05

Guns don't kill people Shoot 'Em Up

00:03

Fuck me sideways Shoot 'Em Up

00:35

Ah Bravo Mr hero Bravo Shoot 'Em Up

00:11

You know why a gun is better than a wife Shoot 'Em Up

00:34

Of all the squats in the city Shoot 'Em Up

00:21

Oh yes sirree Bob Shoot 'Em Up

00:36

And you won't be getting it up Shoot 'Em Up

00:14

What in the hell is that Shoot 'Em Up

00:23

What's up doc Shoot 'Em Up

00:36

Hertz you know why people in this country love guns Shoot 'Em Up

00:25

Are you tryin' to tell me Shoot 'Em Up

00:19

Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is Shoot 'Em Up

00:17

Stop the car He was here Shoot 'Em Up

00:10

Don't move Mr hero Shoot 'Em Up

00:16

National sports pistol champion at age 10 Shoot 'Em Up

00:37

HERTZ N S A Black ops CIA Shoot 'Em Up

00:11

I was goin' back for her boss Shoot 'Em Up

00:10

Getting angry releases an enzyme Shoot 'Em Up

00:03

Nice knockers Shoot 'Em Up

00:08

WOMAN Oh my God look at this Shoot 'Em Up

00:05

Ah you have caused me no end of trouble Shoot 'Em Up

00:06

Tit for tat Mr hero Robots

00:31

There's some some highly polished jerk sitting in Bigweld's... Robots

01:37

I think a maybe you can Robots

00:23

When you pick a lost cause Robots

00:54

I think maybe you can Robots

00:57

Who closed the gate Robots

00:57

You're Tim from the TV show Robots

01:03

What do you want Robots

00:57

I'd like to see Mr Robots

00:31

Then how do they hire new inventors Robots

00:31

You want my advice Robots

00:35

Can I help you I think maybe you can Robots

00:11

Some highly polished jerk is sitting in Bigweld's chair Robots

00:09

When you pick a lost cause you really commit Robots

00:23

Can I help you I think maybe you can Robots

00:26

Hey you're Tim from the TV show That's me Robots

00:15

Sorry kid nobody gets in Company rules Rock of Ages

00:15

I told Stacee the gig was last night Rock of Ages

00:11

You need to go on stage Rock of Ages

00:19

Rock is not dead Rock of Ages

02:28

Okay great interview Rock of Ages

01:03

I am Wolfgang Von Colt Rock of Ages

01:02

Double the flava Rock of Ages

00:25

You told me this was a freebie Rock of Ages

00:08

You're early Rock of Ages

00:11

Paul Ha ha Rock of Ages

00:12

Stacee Rock of Ages

00:06

I said there is no reason for my fear Rock of Ages

00:35

PAUL Okay great interview I hope you got everything Rock of Ages

00:35

You're not a cowboy Why don't you tell me what I am Rock of Ages

00:29

Paul I am Wolfgang Von Colt Rock of Ages

00:09

Paul you told me this was a freebie Straight Outta Compton

00:25

No Whites Allowed Straight Outta Compton

00:28

Something like that Straight Outta Compton

00:37

Let me tell you what I see here Straight Outta Compton

04:01

Here's what's about to happen Straight Outta Compton

04:28

Good to see you Straight Outta Compton

03:39

That's what we're gonna do Straight Outta Compton

03:54

That's shit's kinda funny Straight Outta Compton

03:00

I gotta kill this motherfucker Suge Knight Straight Outta Compton

03:50

You just gotta slow down Straight Outta Compton

02:19

You know Cube's record is in the Top 20 Billboard right now Straight Outta Compton

00:07

You cannot come down here and harass these guys Straight Outta Compton

00:37

Here's what's about to happen Straight Outta Compton

00:36

Good to see you Cube Barney's Version

01:02

And I'm not ready for that to happen Barney's Version

00:49

We can be friends now Barney's Version

00:26

We were just gonna throw some burgers on the barbecue Barney's Version

00:28

Should I sleep on the sofa Barney's Version

00:34

If you want people to take you seriously Barney's Version

00:46

Don't ever tell my father what he can or cannot do again Barney's Version

00:15

For the first time in my life Barney's Version

00:22

Are you out of your mind Barney's Version

00:18

This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get Barney's Version

00:21

So you fucked her Barney's Version

00:37

What kind of car do you drive Barney's Version

00:35

But I'm just going to keep talking here because I'm afraid... Barney's Version

00:35

Can we be friends now Barney's Version

00:11

We were just going to throw some burgers on the barbecue Barney's Version

00:17

Should I sleep on the sofa Barney's Version

00:16

Really Well words matter Actions matter Barney's Version

00:22

I don't know where to start with how inappropriate this all... Barney's Version

00:18

Yeah Don't you ever tell my father what he can and cannot do... Barney's Version

00:08

For the first time in my life I am truly seriously... Barney's Version

00:09

Are you out of your mind No I'm Barney's Version

00:05

This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get Barney's Version

00:05

So you fucked her Barney's Version

00:35

What kind of car do you drive Cosmopolis

00:23

Holes are interesting Cosmopolis

00:18

I wanted you to save me Cosmopolis

00:15

I wanna be known as Benno Cosmopolis

01:39

The mathematical properties of tree rings Cosmopolis

00:07

Eric Michael Packer Cosmopolis

00:25

You have to tell me Cosmopolis

00:25

How old are you Cosmopolis

00:15

You are foully and berserkly rich Cosmopolis

00:09

Holes are interesting There're books about holes Cosmopolis

00:13

I wanted you to heal me Save me Cosmopolis

00:05

I want to be known as Benno Cosmopolis

00:36

You tried to predict movements on the yuan by drawing on... Cosmopolis

00:06

Richard Cosmopolis

00:05

Eric Michael Packer Cosmopolis

00:19

Alright tell me Why am I here Cosmopolis

00:15

How old are you I'm interested Cosmopolis

00:07

You are foully and berserkly rich Cosmopolis

00:11

You want me to be a helpless robot soldier The Catcher Was a Spy

00:28

And so the madness becomes real Private Life

00:04

Sorry about the environment Private Life

00:07

Remember what Marty said Ugh Private Life

00:08

Actually we wanted to ask you about your eggs Private Life

00:09

Oh my God You don't have to look at that tonight Saving Mr Banks

00:36

Albert Einstein Van Gogh Roosevelt Saving Mr Banks

00:07

You're the only American I've ever liked Ralph Saving Mr Banks

00:27

Well welcome Mrs P L Travers Saving Mr Banks

00:35

Hey sun came out again Saving Mr Banks

00:04

Are you all right back there Mrs P L Travers Saving Mr Banks

00:17

It's all right Tommie Just close the door Saving Mr Banks

00:35

She's got a lot of problems though 12 Years a Slave

00:34

How much for the little girl 12 Years a Slave

00:36

You have no use for her 12 Years a Slave

00:09

As it will be my pleasure to bankrupt you in the courts 12 Years a Slave

00:07

As it will be my pleasure to bankrupt you in the courts 12 Years a Slave

00:35

How much for the ones Platt and Eliza 12 Years a Slave

00:12

Now you see this 12 Years a Slave

00:06

Same as the rest Master brought you here to work that's all The Amazing Spider Man 2

00:22

You fight me The Amazing Spider Man 2

00:13

On behalf of the fine people of New York City and real... The Amazing Spider Man 2

00:30

Everybody hold your fire Turbo

00:17

Theo what happens if you wake up tomorrow Turbo

00:36

Am I dead Is this heaven Turbo

00:26

Is this really necessary Turbo

00:14

With that TV gone you can finally get out of that garage Turbo

00:05

Has the world lost its mind Parkland

00:03

Oh my God they killed him John Dies at the End

00:07

I refuse to believe Ironclad

00:14

I am the blood I am God's right hand Ironclad

00:36

Do you know that when I was a child Too Big to Fail

00:33

I spent my entire academic career Too Big to Fail

00:16

There you go I don't really understand Too Big to Fail

00:08

Lehman's down another 10 Duplicity

00:05

I look natural right Super natural Duplicity

00:07

I mean who the hell writes with a fountain pen anymore Lady in the Water

00:36

Your thoughts are very sad Lady in the Water

00:34

I'm so lost without you guys Lady in the Water

00:04

Does man deserve to be saved Mr Heep Lady in the Water

00:35

So how was the m Movie Lady in the Water

00:14

Hello Story my name is Cleveland Lady in the Water

00:05

Thank you for letting me wear your beautiful shirt Lady in the Water

00:35

Now those in the water are trying again Lady in the Water

00:09

Where are you from Lady in the Water

00:23

Mr Heep Lady in the Water

00:33

I know it's a bad title right Lady in the Water

00:10

I'll miss your faces Lady in the Water

00:04

Is really very important Lady in the Water

00:06

Could you look up the word narf for me Big Momma's House

00:06

Is that morphine in there God it beats the hell out of... Big Momma's House

00:06

Could you open the cage I'm a married man I'm not used to... Big Momma's House

00:18

I used to be married but not any more Big Momma's House

00:12

I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day Big Momma's House

00:09

Yeah Don't you worry He knows exactly what he's doing Duets

00:05

And they say our society has lost its finesse Duets

00:14

I can't go back to who I was Duets

00:05

I'm just a little tired of the American Dream Duets

00:11

Sorry Candy but I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes