Clips with Paul Reiser

Aliens Are you finished - Aliens 00:49 Are you finished Aliens Those two specimens are worth millions to the bio weapons division - Aliens 00:27 Those two specimens are worth millions to the bio weapons... Aliens Is there a problem - Aliens 01:38 Is there a problem Aliens Carter Burke - Aliens 01:11 Carter Burke Aliens How are we today - Aliens 01:02 How are we today Aliens All right We got seven canisters of CN 20 - Aliens 00:28 All right We got seven canisters of CN 20 Aliens Is there a problem I'm sorry - Aliens 00:31 Is there a problem I'm sorry Aliens Thought you never miss Bishop - Aliens 00:21 Thought you never miss Bishop Aliens Lieutenant what do those pulse rifles fire - Aliens 00:40 Lieutenant what do those pulse rifles fire Aliens You okay Just tell me one thing Burke - Aliens 00:22 You okay Just tell me one thing Burke Aliens Busy little creatures huh - Aliens 00:05 Busy little creatures huh Aliens I don't believe this - Aliens 00:34 I don't believe this Aliens Do you have any news about my daughter - Aliens 01:11 Do you have any news about my daughter Beverly Hills Cop II This is not my office - Beverly Hills Cop II 00:06 This is not my office Beverly Hills Cop II This is not my office You damn right it isn't - Beverly Hills Cop II 00:05 This is not my office You damn right it isn't War on Everyone Welcome back boys - War on Everyone 00:27 Welcome back boys War on Everyone You'd be out on your asses already frankly - War on Everyone 00:35 You'd be out on your asses already frankly Life After Beth You're up pretty early son - Life After Beth 00:19 You're up pretty early son One Night at McCool's Thank you God - One Night at McCool's 00:04 Thank you God One Night at McCool's Yes I have this great Job - One Night at McCool's 00:08 Yes I have this great Job One Night at McCool's Hey Let's go to one of those after hours clubs - One Night at McCool's 00:36 Hey Let's go to one of those after hours clubs Fatherhood See what is it that a woman has that a man doesn't - Fatherhood 00:14 See what is it that a woman has that a man doesn't Fatherhood I got a problem now This is a place of business right - Fatherhood 00:11 I got a problem now This is a place of business right Diner You know what word I'm not comfortable with - Diner 00:18 You know what word I'm not comfortable with Diner I mean we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia - Diner 00:08 I mean we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of... Diner You wanna bet that she goes for my pecker on our first date - Diner 00:28 You wanna bet that she goes for my pecker on our first date Diner That's why you get so irritable You get lumps Ha ha ha - Diner 00:07 That's why you get so irritable You get lumps Ha ha ha Diner What happened I parked the car on a nice lonely road - Diner 00:13 What happened I parked the car on a nice lonely road Diner EDDIE You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra There's no way no way - Diner 00:16 EDDIE You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra There's... Diner When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or Mathis - Diner 00:20 When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or... Diner MODELL It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here and now - Diner 00:09 MODELL It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here... Diner Is he crazy or am I mistaken He's weird - Diner 00:05 Is he crazy or am I mistaken He's weird Diner I'll bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on our next date - Diner 00:19 I'll bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on our next date The Marrying Man I got into this new business they got up here - The Marrying Man 00:11 I got into this new business they got up here The Marrying Man And curiously enough Charley's hunch about that computer thing - The Marrying Man 00:14 And curiously enough Charley's hunch about that... Cross My Heart Then she's got a shelf life of like 6 days max - Cross My Heart 00:10 Then she's got a shelf life of like 6 days max