Paul Rudd Quotes & Movies

Avengers: Endgame poster

Avengers: Endgame Scott Lang

Ant Man poster

Sausage Party poster

Sausage Party Scott Lang

Captain America: Civil War poster

Captain America: Civil War Scott Lang

Ant Man and the Wasp poster

Ant Man and the Wasp Mr. Prince

The Little Prince poster

The Little Prince Ben Benjamin

The Fundamentals of Caring poster

The Fundamentals of Caring Josh

Clueless poster

Clueless Wally Worthington

The Cider House Rules poster

The Cider House Rules Brian Fantana

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Dave Paris

Romeo + Juliet poster

Romeo + Juliet John Lennon

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Don

Night at the Museum poster

Night at the Museum Peter Klaven

I Love You, Man poster

I Love You, Man Chuck

Forgetting Sarah Marshall poster

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Danny

Role Models poster

Role Models David

The 40 Year Old Virgin poster

The 40 Year Old Virgin Pete

Knocked Up poster

Knocked Up Sammy Silverstein

P S poster

The Baxter poster

The Baxter George

How Do You Know poster

How Do You Know Michael Scanlon

Casino Jack and the United States of Money poster

Casino Jack and the United States of... Brian Fantana

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Paul Rudd

Between Two Ferns: The Movie poster

Between Two Ferns: The Movie Moe Berg

The Catcher Was a Spy poster

The Catcher Was a Spy Self

Console Wars poster

Console Wars Derek Dietl

Monsters vs Aliens poster

Monsters vs Aliens Cactus Bill

Mute poster

They Came Together poster

They Came Together Paul Rudd

This Is the End poster

This Is the End Pete

This Is 40 poster

This Is 40 Mr. Anderson

The Perks of Being a Wallflower poster

The Perks of Being a Wallflower John Pressman

Admission poster

Admission George Gergenblatt

Wanderlust poster

Our Idiot Brother poster

Our Idiot Brother Tim

Dinner for Schmucks poster

Dinner for Schmucks Adam

I Could Never Be Your Woman poster

I Could Never Be Your Woman Abel

Year One poster

Year One Adam Sorenson

The Shape of Things poster

The Shape of Things Wyatt Trips

Overnight Delivery poster

Overnight Delivery Jericho

The Bob's Burgers Movie poster

The Bob's Burgers Movie Alvin

Prince Avalanche poster

Prince Avalanche Grooberson

Ghostbusters: Afterlife poster

Ghostbusters: Afterlife Brian Fantana

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Paul

Ideal Home poster

Ideal Home Henry

Over Her Dead Body poster

Over Her Dead Body Jack Chase

The Oh in Ohio poster

The Oh in Ohio Andy

Wet Hot American Summer poster

Wet Hot American Summer Jeff Reigert

The Ten poster

The Ten George Hanson

The Object of My Affection poster

The Object of My Affection Tommy Doyle

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers poster

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers Leon

The Ex poster

Nerdland poster

Nerdland Ethan the Drug Lord

Reno 911! Miami poster

Reno 911! Miami Self - Actor

Impractical Jokers poster

Impractical Jokers Self - Guest

Louie poster

Louie Paul Rudd

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Guy Gerricault

Reno 911! poster

Reno 911! Self - Guest

Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter poster

Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter Ant-Man

What If...? poster

What If...? Ben Glenroy

Only Murders in the Building poster

Only Murders in the Building Ike

The Shrink Next Door poster

The Shrink Next Door Narrator

Tiny World poster

Tiny World Scott Lang

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania poster

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Jericho

Bob's Burgers poster

Bob's Burgers Self

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Paul Rudd

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers poster

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Accomplice

Moonlighting poster

Moonlighting Self

Finding Your Roots poster

Finding Your Roots Kevin

200 Cigarettes poster

200 Cigarettes Self - Guest Host

Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster

Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Self

Welcome to Wrexham poster

Welcome to Wrexham Self

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Paul Rudd

I Could Never Be Your Woman

I'm 40 - I Could Never Be Your Woman

I Could Never Be Your Woman

Putz noun a yokel a jerk - I Could Never Be Your Woman

Putz noun a yokel a jerk

I Could Never Be Your Woman

I Remember when we had that talk about you being 29 - I Could Never Be Your Woman

I Remember when we had that talk about you being 29

I Could Never Be Your Woman

You're the one who's young Young is far superior to old - I Could Never Be Your Woman

You're the one who's young Young is far superior...

I Could Never Be Your Woman

Art with out love is nothing Nietsche said that - I Could Never Be Your Woman

Art with out love is nothing Nietsche said that

I Could Never Be Your Woman

Can I have these - I Could Never Be Your Woman

Can I have these

I Could Never Be Your Woman

You're gonna wanna cut those apron strings - I Could Never Be Your Woman

You're gonna wanna cut those apron strings

Night at the Museum

Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin - Night at the Museum

Chilly chilly Chilly Willy the Penguin

Never do what they did I'm gonna do itYou are Uh ohSomeone's gettin' home schooled - Knocked Up

Never do what they did I'm gonna do itYou are Uh...

I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubblesThat's sadIt's totally sadTheir smiling faces just point outyour inability to enjoy anything - Knocked Up

I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like...

Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I just have some No - Knocked Up

Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I...

God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of BenI don't give a shit about BenSorry Ben It's okay I didn't think she did anyway - Knocked Up

God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of...

Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin - Knocked Up

Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin

Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoesImpersonating De Niro My shoesHey there's all this baby goo on itImpersonating De Niro These shoesAllison Laughs Hey on these shoesDid you puke on my shoes Did your - Knocked Up

Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks...

Isn't it weird though when you have a kidand all your dreams and hopes just go right out the window - Knocked Up

Isn't it weird though when you have a kidand all your...

Where we're going we don't need roads - Knocked Up

Where we're going we don't need roads

Hey I have a really good ideaWhy don't the two of you get into your time machinego back in time and fuck each otherWho needs a time machine - Knocked Up

Hey I have a really good ideaWhy don't the two of you...

I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean gun it to 88 - Knocked Up

I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean gun it to 88

Well what'd you do last Wednesday nightwhen you said you went to see a bandI went to the moviesWith who By myselfWhat'd you see Spider Man 3Why do you want to go by yourself Why didn't you ask me to goBecause I needed to get away you knowWith work and you - Knocked Up

Well what'd you do last Wednesday nightwhen you said...

Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymondbut it's not funnyAll the problems are the same but you knowinstead of all the funny pithy dialogueeverybody's just really pissed off and tense - Knocked Up

Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymondbut...

Marriage is like an unfunny tense versionof Everybody Loves RaymondBut it doesn't last 22 minutesSighing It lasts forever - Knocked Up

Marriage is like an unfunny tense versionof Everybody Loves...

What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other butterfly kisses or somethin'Mocking Laugh Very funny That's not how you get pinkeyeYou get it from poo particles makin' their way into your ocular cavitiesHey Ben How's it goin' YoUm I farted on - Knocked Up

What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other...

Ben This isn't funnyThe guy has 12 kids That's not funnyThat's This is sickThis is a sick movieThat's a lot of responsibility to be joking aboutThat's not funnyI gotta turn this off It's freaking me outThere are five different types of chairs in this - Knocked Up

Ben This isn't funnyThe guy has 12 kids That's not...

These are five different types of chairs Get 'em outta here manThere's too many chairs for one room - Knocked Up

These are five different types of chairs Get 'em outta...

I should have read the baby booksWhy didn't you read the baby books'Cause then it's real you knowDude it's real whether or not you read those booksThat baby's comin'Oh manThink they'll take us backYesBut I don't know whyDo you ever wonder how somebody - Knocked Up

I should have read the baby booksWhy didn't you read...

Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you - Knocked Up

Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you

You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother Gabe Ruth - Knocked Up

You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother Gabe Ruth

Tastes like a rainbow - Knocked Up

Tastes like a rainbow

Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts the penisI think it's Matisyahu - Knocked Up

Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts...

It's a Carbondale - Ant Man

It's a Carbondale

You didn't even moveNahWhat if I come in on the left side right Just down hereYou see this right hereI'm gonna miss you ScottI'm gonna miss you too PeachyMan you guys got the weirdest goodbye rituals - Ant Man

You didn't even moveNahWhat if I come in on the left...

ScottyWhat's up manDamn HeyHa ha Hey manHey what's up with your eyeOh Well what do you think Peachy It's a going away presentOh yeah I still got my scar from a year agoOh yeah YeahYou know what I'm still the only one who knocked him outWell I definitely - Ant Man

ScottyWhat's up manDamn HeyHa ha Hey manHey what's...

Hey how's your girl manOh she left meOh Yeah my ma died tooAnd my dad got deportedBut I got the van - Ant Man

Hey how's your girl manOh she left meOh Yeah my ma died...

Thanks for the hook up too I needed a place to stayYou wait till you see this couch You're gonna be really happyYou're gonna be on your feet in no time WatchI hope so YeahAnd I gotta introduce you to some people Some really skilled peopleNot interested - Ant Man

Thanks for the hook up too I needed a place to stayYou wait...

Dale look it wasn't a violent crime I mean I'm a good workerNo it wasn't a violent crime It was a cool crimeI'll tell you what thoughThis will be totally off the books off the recordsbut if you want to grab one of those Mango Fruit Blastson your way out - Ant Man

Dale look it wasn't a violent crime I mean I'm a...

Oh That's KurtHe was Folsom for five years He's a wizard on that laptopNice meet you Yeah Nice to meet you tooWho are youDaveNice work on the Vista jobVista job yesNo no I have heard of this robberyWell technically I didn't rob them Robbery involves - Ant Man

Oh That's KurtHe was Folsom for five years He's a...

Hey look what I have for youCan I open it nowOf course sweetheart It's your birthdayYou're my bestest friendWhat is that thingHe's so uglyI love himCan I go show my friends - Ant Man

Hey look what I have for youCan I open it nowOf course...

Maggie I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my lifeYour fiancé is an asshatHe's not an asshatHey watch your language Okay What language I said hat - Ant Man

Maggie I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of...

OkayI was at a wine tasting with my cousin ErnestoWhich was mainly reds and you know I don't like reds manBut there was a rosé that saved the day It was delightfulAnd then he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it withIt was actually the - Ant Man

OkayI was at a wine tasting with my cousin ErnestoWhich was...

Hey if the job goes bad you know I got your back rightDon't worryIt's not gonna happenI love it when he gets cocky - Ant Man

Hey if the job goes bad you know I got your back...

No I didn't steal anything I was returning something I stole - Ant Man

No I didn't steal anything I was returning something I...

You're throwing 247 off balanceWait his name is 247He doesn't have a name he has a number ScottDo you have any idea how many ants there are - Ant Man

You're throwing 247 off balanceWait his name is 247He...

You don't need to raise your hand ScottSorry I just have one questionWho are you who is she what the hell's going onand can I go back to jail now - Ant Man

You don't need to raise your hand ScottSorry I just...

I took on a young protégé called Darren CrossDarren CrossHe's a big dealBut before he was a big deal he was my assistantI thought I saw something in him The son I never had perhapsHe was brilliant but as we became closehe began to suspect that I wasn't - Ant Man

I took on a young protégé called Darren CrossDarren...

The process is highly volatileIf one isn't protected by a specialized helmetit can affect the brain's chemistryI don't think Darren realizes thisand you know he's not the most stable guy to begin withSo what do you want from meScott I believe that - Ant Man

The process is highly volatileIf one isn't protected by...

My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are doneWhat do you want me to doI want you to break into a place and steal some shit - Ant Man

My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are...

I think our first move should be calling the AvengersI spent half my lifetrying to keep this technology out of the hands of a StarkI'm sure as hell not gonna hand deliver it to one nowThis is not some cute technology like the Iron Man suitThis could - Ant Man

I think our first move should be calling the AvengersI spent...

One question - Ant Man

When you're small energy's compressedso you have the force of a 200 pound manbehind a fist a 100th of an inch wide You're like a bulletYou punch too hard you kill someone Too soft it's a love tapIn other words you have to know how to punchI was in prison - Ant Man

When you're small energy's compressedso you have...

She's been looking forward to this No kiddingHope trained in martial arts at a difficult timeOh by difficult time he means when my mother diedWe lost her in a plane crashIt's bad enough you won't tell me how she diedCould you please stop telling me that - Ant Man

She's been looking forward to this No kiddingHope...

Do not screw with the regulatorIf that regulator is compromisedyou would go subatomicWhat does that meanIt means that you would enter a quantum realmWhat does that meanIt means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and spacebecome - Ant Man

Do not screw with the regulatorIf that regulator is...

Oh GodYou gotta lock your doorsI mean really there's some weird folks in this neighborhoodDo you think this is a jokeDo you have any idea what he's asking you to riskYou have a daughterI'm doing this for herYou know when my mother died I didn't see him - Ant Man

Oh GodYou gotta lock your doorsI mean really there's...

Nailed it - Ant Man

Hank didn't you say this was some old warehouseIt's notYou son of a bitch - Ant Man

Hank didn't you say this was some old...

You know how it is - Ant Man

You know how it is

That was completely irresponsible and dangerousYou jeopardized everythingYou got itWell doneWait a minuteDid you just compliment meHe did didn't he Kind of sounded like he didI was good wasn't IHey how about the fact that I fought an Avenger and didn't - Ant Man

That was completely irresponsible and dangerousYou...

What do we needA fake security guard on the inside to de pressurize the water systemsomebody else to hack in to the power supplyand kill the laser gridand a getaway guyNo no No no no Not those three wombats No way - Ant Man

What do we needA fake security guard on the inside to de...

Now look this is gonna get weird all rightIt's pretty freaky but it's safe There's no reason to be scaredOh no no Daddy don't get scaredReally YeahGoodThis is the work of gypsiesThat's witchcraftWow that's amazingThat's like some David Copperfield - Ant Man

Now look this is gonna get weird all rightIt's pretty...

You know what I was thinking of a tactic like when I go undercoverLike a whistling You know what I'm saying To like blend inNo Don't whistle No whistlingIt's not The Andy Griffith Show No whistling - Ant Man

You know what I was thinking of a tactic like when I go...

I'm deploying the bullet antsPapanera Claire de Merna MernaI don't remember what it's called but I feel bad for this guy - Ant Man

I'm deploying the bullet antsPapanera Claire de Merna...

You can stop this Darren It's not too lateIt's been too late for a long time nowDarrenWhat are you doingHe wasn't any more capable of caring for you than he was for meThis is not who you areIt's the particles altering your brain chemistryWait Wait wait - Ant Man

You can stop this Darren It's not too lateIt's...

We're the good guys right Yeah we're the good guysFeels kinda weird you knowYeah but we're not done yet - Ant Man

We're the good guys right Yeah we're the good...

Hey Hey - Ant Man

Did you think you could stop the future with a heist - Ant Man

Did you think you could stop the future with a heist

Daddy is that youHi peanut - Ant Man

Daddy is that youHi peanut

Why don't you pick on someone your own size - Ant Man

Why don't you pick on someone your own size

I love you Cassie - Ant Man

I love you Cassie

When did this happenNothing's happeningWhoa Hold on Something's kind of happeningWell if that's the caseshoot me again - Ant Man

When did this happenNothing's happeningWhoa Hold on...

Yeah I don't know what you were doing grabbing and kissing me like thatI'm a little surprised myselfI have to get somewhere I'll see you later HankReally HopeScott YeahYou're full of shit Oh yeah - Ant Man

Yeah I don't know what you were doing grabbing and...

Scott YeahYou're full of shit Oh yeah - Ant Man

Scott YeahYou're full of shit Oh yeah