Clips with Pete Davidson

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The Dirt Hey guys I'm Tom Zutaut I work for Elektra Records - The Dirt 00:56
Hey guys I'm Tom Zutaut I work for Elektra Records
The Dirt Vinnie come on man Let's go - The Dirt 00:28
Vinnie come on man Let's go
The Dirt Hey are you in the band - The Dirt 00:37
Hey are you in the band
The Dirt Hey what's taking so long - The Dirt 00:43
Hey what's taking so long
The Dirt You got something to say - The Dirt 00:36
You got something to say
Dog Man (barks, growls) - Dog Man
(barks, growls)
Dog Man (yells) - Dog Man
(yells)
Dog Man -LI'L PETEY: Hey, Papa. -(yelps) - Dog Man
-LI'L PETEY: Hey, Papa. -(yelps)
Dog Man Love isn't just something you feel Grampa - Dog Man 00:06
Love isn't just something you feel Grampa
Dog Man Pretty evil. (laughs) - Dog Man
Pretty evil. (laughs)
Dog Man (yells, grunts) - Dog Man
(yells, grunts)
Dog Man Get away from him you fish - Dog Man 00:04
Get away from him you fish
Dog Man (Li'l Petey yelps) - Dog Man
(Li'l Petey yelps)
Dog Man (laughs) - Dog Man
(laughs)
Dog Man -(all screaming) -(laughing) - Dog Man
-(all screaming) -(laughing)
Dog Man Fatty Fish Face! (whimpers) - Dog Man
Fatty Fish Face! (whimpers)
Dog Man (yelps, whimpers) - Dog Man
(yelps, whimpers)
Dog Man (beeps) - Dog Man
(beeps)
Dog Man (gasps) - Dog Man
(gasps)
Dog Man (gasps, howls) - Dog Man
(gasps, howls)
Dog Man (gasps) - Dog Man
(gasps)
Dumb Money What you want me to run through lightning with my dick out - Dumb Money 00:11
What you want me to run through lightning with my dick out
Meet Cute Beautiful night - Meet Cute 00:38
Beautiful night
Meet Cute So actually this was the spot I was gonna kill myself - Meet Cute 00:29
So actually this was the spot I was gonna kill myself
Meet Cute This - Meet Cute 00:42
This
Meet Cute This is orchestrated This is inorganic - Meet Cute 00:10
This is orchestrated This is inorganic
Meet Cute Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved - Meet Cute 00:12
Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved
Big Time Adolescence I jerked off before I picked you up - Big Time Adolescence 00:07
I jerked off before I picked you up
Big Time Adolescence This one Yeah - Big Time Adolescence 00:17
This one Yeah
Comedy Central Roast of Justin... Come on let's hear it for Shaq right - Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber 00:36
Come on let's hear it for Shaq right
Comedy Central Roast of Justin... Justin you know I lost my dad on 9 11 - Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber 00:14
Justin you know I lost my dad on 9 11
Comedy Central Roast of Justin... The only person that's inhaled more smoke than Snoop - Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber 00:09
The only person that's inhaled more smoke than Snoop
Comedy Central Roast of Justin... Justin's life changed when Usher heard one of his songs - Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber 00:11
Justin's life changed when Usher heard one of his songs
Comedy Central Roast of Justin... It's amazing to have Kevin Hart and Shaq here - Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber 00:11
It's amazing to have Kevin Hart and Shaq here
Comedy Central Roast of Justin... Shaq is a police officer in Florida - Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber 00:15
Shaq is a police officer in Florida
Transformers: Rise of the... Mirage Whoo hoo hoo That felt goodGet some oil pumping you know DamnI've been cooped up forever dudeI can't tell you how old it getsas Prime Mirage stay hiddenMirage don't draw any attention to yourselfMirage Big is just a movie You'll never be a real - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 01:14
Mirage Whoo hoo hoo That felt goodGet some oil pumping you...
Transformers: Rise of the... Tires screeching Oh great The gang's hereThere are more like you Like me NahBut be cool so they don't crush youWhat Yeah I'd put that pipe down if I were you - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:12
Tires screeching Oh great The gang's hereThere are more...
Transformers: Rise of the... Mirage what have you doneYou brought a human hereMirage Optimus Hey Looking good manWait a second Are those new rimsYou were told to stay hiddenRight right Crazy coincidenceWhen you called all Optimus likeas Prime Autobots roll outnormal voice this guy - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:59
Mirage what have you doneYou brought a human hereMirage...
Transformers: Rise of the... Okay the energy surge we felt was in the 4 000 yottahertz rangewhich is undetectable to humansI've reconstructed the source from the energy echoesPrime I cannot believe it It exists and it is hereWhat the hell am I looking atPrime The Transwarp KeyIt was - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:39
Okay the energy surge we felt was in the 4 000 yottahertz...
Transformers: Rise of the... Okay so where is this t tran t trunTranswarp Key Thank youIt's in the new museum on Ellis IslandLet's blow it up and get the hell out of DodgeArcee No we can't just go in blasting and steal it BeeThe humans will hunt us downWhat we need is a quiet way - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:49
Okay so where is this t tran t trunTranswarp Key Thank...
Transformers: Rise of the... Whispers Yo don't leave me with these tight asses bro We make a great teamThis is a waste of timeLook I'm not breaking into a museum for some space robotsBut what about for friendshipUh uh Or or orwhat about for cashUh huh You help us get this key so we - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:55
Whispers Yo don't leave me with these tight asses bro...
Transformers: Rise of the... Noah Y'all are robots that transform into carseven though you're from way out in spaceBut now there's this key that opens a portal back to your homeOh and you know this because there's a beacon light in the skythat I can't see because I'm humanMirage You - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:25
Noah Y'all are robots that transform into carseven...
Transformers: Rise of the... I'm just trying to collect this moneyand get your angry ass boss off of Earth before he blows a gasketMirage Don't take it personalHe just misses homeAnd I think he blames himself for us getting stuck hereEarth was supposed to be a pit stop you knowa - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:24
I'm just trying to collect this moneyand get your angry...
Transformers: Rise of the... Arcee on radio All right team heads up There's security up aheadMirage NiceThis is gonna be fun manNo no no No bro You need to switch it upYou need to turn into a helicopter or a speedboat or somethingMirage I got something way better than that - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:15
Arcee on radio All right team heads up There's security...
Transformers: Rise of the... Mirage Prime I don't think we can hold these guysOh noMy God Put me downshoutinggroaning Whoa that was so scaryOh cool You're still alive - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:15
Mirage Prime I don't think we can hold these guysOh...
Transformers: Rise of the... This is my fault It should've been meI'm sorry for your lossMirage No offense lady but who are you againMy name is AirazorI am a MaximalA warrior from both your past and futureOh right That That tracks YeahWe fled our home planet on the eve of its - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 01:07
This is my fault It should've been meI'm sorry for...
Transformers: Rise of the... Yo listen umI gotta I gotta head out for a whileAnd I don't know when I'm gonna be back - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:09
Yo listen umI gotta I gotta head out for a whileAnd I...
Transformers: Rise of the... You know this thing YeahWe're just work friendsWork friends You've been inside me - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:09
You know this thing YeahWe're just work friendsWork...
Transformers: Rise of the... Look that thing I told you I have to go doIt's for him and his crewWe're trying to stop the end of the worldThe world's endingNo Maybe Sixty fortyYou know I'm not gonna let that happenBut that's why I have to leaveI'll go get my thingsTough kidWhat No - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:40
Look that thing I told you I have to go doIt's for him...
Transformers: Rise of the... All right So what kind of jet we taking to PeruOr is it a plane Either one's fineI just need first class okay 'Cause I got long ass legsUh well he is a planeNo No no Don't plane roaringDon't tell me we're flying onOh nomechanical whirringlaughsMy lads I - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:48
All right So what kind of jet we taking to PeruOr is it a...
Transformers: Rise of the... The coordinates you gave me correspond to an old churchTake a lookwhirring chitteringThat's Santo Domingo The Spanish built it on top of an old Inca templeCorrecto I picked up some residual energy readings around the courtyardso I'm guessing the key's - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 01:00
The coordinates you gave me correspond to an old churchTake...
Transformers: Rise of the... Yo Donkey Kong Stay away from my friendsUh Mirage Don't worry Your boy's got thisroars Mirage squealsStranger danger Stranger danger - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:12
Yo Donkey Kong Stay away from my friendsUh Mirage Don't...
Transformers: Rise of the... Airazor PrimalI thought you were lost All of youThe others Are theyI am all that is leftexhales deeplyPrime these are my fellow MaximalsRhinox snortsAirazor CheetorSorry about scaring you brotherMirage Scared scoffs PleaseI'm not scared liquid dripsThat's - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:43
Airazor PrimalI thought you were lost All of youThe others...
Transformers: Rise of the... Noah Hey back there you called me SonicYeah Your little bro's got this thingabout using real names over the airwaves soWait you been talking to Kris Uh huhmachine beeping He gave me this to keep tabs on youmake sure I'm keeping my promiseOh hereNext time - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:27
Noah Hey back there you called me SonicYeah Your little...
Transformers: Rise of the... No one will remember this pathetic planetAnd no one will remember youmechanical whirringMirage what are you doingKeeping my promise grunts - Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 00:18
No one will remember this pathetic planetAnd no one will...
Set It Up Technically this time I did have a guy over - Set It Up 00:05
Technically this time I did have a guy over
Fast X Okay. All right. We doing stomachs now. All right, all right, that's enough. You've been wanting tha - Fast X 00:11
Okay. All right. We doing stomachs now. All right, all...
Fast X -You've been wanting that for years! -BOWIE: Uh, I think - Fast X 00:06
-You've been wanting that for years! -BOWIE: Uh, I thin...
The Jesus Rolls Is that your car Plymouth Fury - The Jesus Rolls 00:11
Is that your car Plymouth Fury
The Suicide Squad Yo is this a dog WhatIs this thing a dogA A dog YesWhat kind of dog do you think it is mateI don't know I'm not familiar with all the breedsI'm gonna go with Afghan HoundSince when does an Afghan Hound have bloody thumbsOh my God is it a werewolfI've - The Suicide Squad 00:32
Yo is this a dog WhatIs this thing a dogA A dog YesWhat kind...
The Suicide Squad Is this thing a dogA A dog YesWhat kind of dog do you think it is mateI don't know I'm not familiar with all the breedsI'm gonna go with Afghan HoundSince when does an Afghan Hound have bloody thumbsOh my God is it a werewolfI've wanted to meet a werewolf - The Suicide Squad 00:31
Is this thing a dogA A dog YesWhat kind of dog do you think...
Bodies Bodies Bodies Well I just look like I fuck - Bodies Bodies Bodies 00:09
Well I just look like I fuck
Bodies Bodies Bodies What the fuck are you doing here Soph - Bodies Bodies Bodies 00:11
What the fuck are you doing here Soph
Bodies Bodies Bodies Are you fucking talking about us behind my back - Bodies Bodies Bodies 00:06
Are you fucking talking about us behind my back
The King of Staten Island I just thought she looked really good in those pants - The King of Staten Island 00:09
I just thought she looked really good in those pants
The King of Staten Island If you have money - The King of Staten Island 00:06
If you have money
The King of Staten Island We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on - The King of Staten Island 00:05
We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on
The King of Staten Island You're gonna make me babysit your kids - The King of Staten Island 00:07
You're gonna make me babysit your kids
The King of Staten Island Anyway have a great day at school - The King of Staten Island 00:33
Anyway have a great day at school
The King of Staten Island Oh I trained her in the car She's not gonna break - The King of Staten Island 00:04
Oh I trained her in the car She's not gonna break