Clips with Peter Cook

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The Wrong Box You realise you made me drop my grebe - The Wrong Box 00:05
You realise you made me drop my grebe
The Wrong Box We're merely hiding him Now what we need is a venal doctor - The Wrong Box 00:51
We're merely hiding him Now what we need is a venal...
The Wrong Box I know you are a medical student cousin - The Wrong Box 00:10
I know you are a medical student cousin
The Wrong Box Now then take off your clothes sir and cough - The Wrong Box 00:11
Now then take off your clothes sir and cough
The Wrong Box Well it'll cost you five shillings - The Wrong Box 00:07
Well it'll cost you five shillings
The Wrong Box I collect eggs Doctor - The Wrong Box 00:12
I collect eggs Doctor
The Wrong Box Dr Pratt - The Wrong Box 00:39
Dr Pratt
The Wrong Box All right come on come on What's going on What is it Come on - The Wrong Box 02:11
All right come on come on What's going on What is it...
Bedazzled I couldn't help noticing that you were making an unsuccessful suicide bid - Bedazzled 00:07
I couldn't help noticing that you were making an...
Bedazzled Don't let me interfere with your doing away with yourself - Bedazzled 00:04
Don't let me interfere with your doing away with...
Bedazzled Take that you great git - Bedazzled 00:06
Take that you great git
Bedazzled Your great great grandfather - Bedazzled 00:59
Your great great grandfather
Bedazzled You realize that suicide's a criminal offense - Bedazzled 00:08
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense
Bedazzled It's me - Bedazzled 00:20
It's me
Bedazzled I was creative original - Bedazzled 00:26
I was creative original
Bedazzled I'm the Horned One - Bedazzled 00:06
I'm the Horned One
Bedazzled You're a nutcase - Bedazzled 00:12
You're a nutcase
Bedazzled Very well Mr Moon - Bedazzled 00:14
Very well Mr Moon
Bedazzled Have you got sixpence - Bedazzled 00:07
Have you got sixpence
Bedazzled You're not wearing nylon underwear - Bedazzled 00:07
You're not wearing nylon underwear
Bedazzled My ice lolly's melted - Bedazzled 00:11
My ice lolly's melted
Bedazzled I thought you were called Lucifer - Bedazzled 00:08
I thought you were called Lucifer
Bedazzled God keeps changing his name too you know - Bedazzled 00:17
God keeps changing his name too you know
Bedazzled This is the uh Club Room - Bedazzled 00:08
This is the uh Club Room
Bedazzled Like you collect moths - Bedazzled 00:20
Like you collect moths
Bedazzled Like you collect moths - Bedazzled 00:09
Like you collect moths
Bedazzled What are you doing Just a bit of routine mischief - Bedazzled 00:05
What are you doing Just a bit of routine mischief
Bedazzled Your soul's rather like your appendix totally expendable - Bedazzled 00:06
Your soul's rather like your appendix totally...
Bedazzled Your soul's rather like your appendix totally expendable - Bedazzled 00:06
Your soul's rather like your appendix totally...
Bedazzled It's a standard contract - Bedazzled 00:11
It's a standard contract
Bedazzled All we need to do now - Bedazzled 00:09
All we need to do now
Bedazzled Wake up you lazy legal layabout - Bedazzled 00:08
Wake up you lazy legal layabout
Bedazzled Shouldn't I sign it in blood - Bedazzled 00:06
Shouldn't I sign it in blood
Bedazzled Now then what would you like to be first Prime minister - Bedazzled 00:08
Now then what would you like to be first Prime minister
Bedazzled The magic words - Bedazzled 00:06
The magic words
Bedazzled The magic words - Bedazzled 00:06
The magic words
Bedazzled Y You should try it Do it in here - Bedazzled 00:05
Y You should try it Do it in here
Bedazzled You're quite safe - Bedazzled 00:06
You're quite safe
Bedazzled Are you trying to tell me you want that pigeon - Bedazzled 00:32
Are you trying to tell me you want that pigeon
Bedazzled If it hadn't been for you - Bedazzled 00:19
If it hadn't been for you
Bedazzled Come on my darling Out you go and do something really nasty - Bedazzled 00:06
Come on my darling Out you go and do something really nasty
Bedazzled Let me tell you something Stanley - Bedazzled 00:32
Let me tell you something Stanley
Bedazzled If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage - Bedazzled 01:02
If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of...
Bedazzled I'll make her very physical indeed for you Stanley - Bedazzled 00:11
I'll make her very physical indeed for you Stanley
Bedazzled We're playing croquet - Bedazzled 00:21
We're playing croquet
Bedazzled You ever thought of making Margaret into a charitable institution - Bedazzled 00:26
You ever thought of making Margaret into a charitable...
Bedazzled Sex is a terribly thorny subject isn't it - Bedazzled 00:12
Sex is a terribly thorny subject isn't it
Bedazzled We've been hit very badly by this peace scare - Bedazzled 00:06
We've been hit very badly by this peace scare
Bedazzled Wasn't she physical enough She was physical all right - Bedazzled 00:09
Wasn't she physical enough She was physical all right
Bedazzled Fornication is such a puny sin - Bedazzled 00:15
Fornication is such a puny sin
Bedazzled Just about the most adorable thing you ever did see - Bedazzled 00:15
Just about the most adorable thing you ever did see
Bedazzled Apart from the way He moves - Bedazzled 00:37
Apart from the way He moves
Bedazzled But apart from the way he moves what's God really like - Bedazzled 00:19
But apart from the way he moves what's God really like
Bedazzled I suppose it's the wages - Bedazzled 00:06
I suppose it's the wages
Bedazzled Pick your clothes up - Bedazzled 00:05
Pick your clothes up
Bedazzled Um who was that - Bedazzled 00:08
Um who was that
Bedazzled She's Lilian Lust - Bedazzled 00:17
She's Lilian Lust
Bedazzled I'll tell you what people go mad for these days That's your pop stars - Bedazzled 00:22
I'll tell you what people go mad for these days...
Bedazzled What happened What happened - Bedazzled 00:12
What happened What happened
Bedazzled Abercrombie here - Bedazzled 00:14
Abercrombie here
Bedazzled I've lost me spark - Bedazzled 00:16
I've lost me spark
Bedazzled There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas - Bedazzled 00:43
There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas
Bedazzled Excuse me Your Ineffable Hugeness - Bedazzled 00:10
Excuse me Your Ineffable Hugeness
Bedazzled Good afternoon madam We're the Froony Green Eyewash men - Bedazzled 00:21
Good afternoon madam We're the Froony Green Eyewash men
Bedazzled What have you What have you got to be depressed about - Bedazzled 00:24
What have you What have you got to be depressed about
Bedazzled Exactly As if that isn't enough I've got last minute repentance to contend with - Bedazzled 00:29
Exactly As if that isn't enough I've got last...
Bedazzled That everything I've ever told has been a lie - Bedazzled 00:13
That everything I've ever told has been a lie
Bedazzled Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker - Bedazzled 00:06
Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil...
Bedazzled Most of the saints throughout history have been a pain in the neck - Bedazzled 00:05
Most of the saints throughout history have been a pain in...
Bedazzled Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony - Bedazzled 00:05
Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony