Clips with Phil Hartman

Small Soldiers I think World War II was my favorite war - Small Soldiers 00:04 I think World War II was my favorite war Small Soldiers What are you talking about - Small Soldiers 00:21 What are you talking about Small Soldiers Any sign of the Gorgonites - Small Soldiers 00:24 Any sign of the Gorgonites Small Soldiers I think World War ll was my favorite war - Small Soldiers 00:06 I think World War ll was my favorite war Small Soldiers Any sign of the Gorgonites No none of them - Small Soldiers 00:24 Any sign of the Gorgonites No none of them Small Soldiers Great all we need now is a nuclear warhead - Small Soldiers 00:21 Great all we need now is a nuclear warhead Kiki's Delivery Service If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat - Kiki's Delivery Service 00:16 If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat Kiki's Delivery Service You gotta be kidding - Kiki's Delivery Service 00:37 You gotta be kidding Kiki's Delivery Service We better rest here until it's dry - Kiki's Delivery Service 00:35 We better rest here until it's dry The Pagemaster And I'll show you the color of his insides - The Pagemaster 00:19 And I'll show you the color of his insides The Pagemaster Give the word Cap'n Silver sir and I'll show you the color of his insides - The Pagemaster 00:16 Give the word Cap'n Silver sir and I'll show you... Three Amigos! Get a wardrobe over here right away - Three Amigos! 00:07 Get a wardrobe over here right away Fletch Lives That's right sir - Fletch Lives 04:54 That's right sir Fletch Lives This is a secure area - Fletch Lives 04:57 This is a secure area Fletch Lives But I've sinned Yeah - Fletch Lives 00:36 But I've sinned Yeah Jingle All the Way I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago - Jingle All the Way 00:07 I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago Jingle All the Way Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much Jingle All the Way Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog Jingle All the Way Hey neighbor - Jingle All the Way 00:34 Hey neighbor Jingle All the Way Hey Whoa That's odd - Jingle All the Way 00:13 Hey Whoa That's odd Jingle All the Way It's not what you think it is Oh it isn't Really - Jingle All the Way 01:10 It's not what you think it is Oh it isn't Really Jingle All the Way What would I do without you - Jingle All the Way 00:04 What would I do without you Jingle All the Way Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog Jingle All the Way Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much Jingle All the Way I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago - Jingle All the Way 00:10 I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago Jingle All the Way Ted's Voice I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago - Jingle All the Way Ted's Voice I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago Greedy You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do - Greedy 00:15 You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do Greedy OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years eating your shit - Greedy 00:12 OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years... Greedy L fear this has come as a shock to you - Greedy 00:11 L fear this has come as a shock to you Greedy Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV Guide for Joe - Greedy 00:16 Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV... Greedy L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with us - Greedy 00:09 L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with... Greedy Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money - Greedy 00:09 Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his... Greedy Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe - Greedy 00:10 Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe Greedy L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you - Greedy 00:05 L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you Greedy What's the matter with you Do you not care about this hotel's reputation - Greedy 00:07 What's the matter with you Do you not care about this... Greedy Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home - Greedy 00:11 Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home Greedy Damn it Stupid stupid - Greedy 00:12 Damn it Stupid stupid Greedy Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym instructor - Greedy 00:16 Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym... Greedy Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do - Greedy 00:06 Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do Greedy That was a secret I feel horrible - Greedy 00:08 That was a secret I feel horrible Greedy Stop it Don't you see what's happening here - Greedy 00:11 Stop it Don't you see what's happening here Greedy I've never seen him like this He's in the zone - Greedy 00:05 I've never seen him like this He's in the zone Greedy Yes but Then he double crossed us - Greedy 00:12 Yes but Then he double crossed us Greedy Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money - Greedy 00:09 Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his... Greedy L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you - Greedy 00:05 L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you Greedy Damn it Stupid stupid - Greedy 00:12 Damn it Stupid stupid Greedy Yes but Then he double crossed us - Greedy 00:12 Yes but Then he double crossed us CB4 Any person who'd defile America's pastime - CB4 00:13 Any person who'd defile America's pastime Blind Date But don't get her drunk If you do - Blind Date 00:12 But don't get her drunk If you do Pandemonium Has the strength of 1 O men - Pandemonium 00:06 Has the strength of 1 O men The Second Civil War It was almost half a century ago that another President - The Second Civil War 00:43 It was almost half a century ago that another President The Second Civil War Since when does a soap opera control the future of the country - The Second Civil War 00:05 Since when does a soap opera control the future of the... Coneheads Greetings beldar - Coneheads 00:42 Greetings beldar Quick Change Grimm our plane takes off in 41 minutes - Quick Change 00:08 Grimm our plane takes off in 41 minutes Animaniacs Don't mess with an anchorman - Animaniacs 00:05 Don't mess with an anchorman Animaniacs I placed this order hours ago - Animaniacs 00:08 I placed this order hours ago Animaniacs Who has the tongue on a bun - Animaniacs 00:23 Who has the tongue on a bun How I Got Into College Well that's the beauty of the Bauer Benedek system - How I Got Into College 00:12 Well that's the beauty of the Bauer Benedek system