Phil Hartman quotes in movies
Dink (voice)
Spaceballs
Newsreader (voice)
Ruthless People
Phil Fimple
Small Soldiers
Jiji
Kiki's Delivery Service
Reporter
Pee wee's Big Adventure
Tom Morgan
The Pagemaster
Sam
Three Amigos!
Bly Manager
Fletch Lives
Ted Maltin
Jingle All the Way
Frank
Greedy
Virgil Robinson
CB4
Ranger John 'Vicky' Johnson
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Ted Davis
Blind Date













Clips with Phil Hartman
Small Soldiers
00:15
I think World War II was my favorite war
Small Soldiers
01:16
What are you talking about
Small Soldiers
00:23
Any sign of the Gorgonites
Small Soldiers
00:06
I think World War ll was my favorite war
Small Soldiers
00:24
Any sign of the Gorgonites No none of them
Small Soldiers
00:21
Great all we need now is a nuclear warhead
Kiki's Delivery Service
00:16
If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat
Kiki's Delivery Service
00:37
You gotta be kidding
Kiki's Delivery Service
00:35
We better rest here until it's dry
The Pagemaster
00:28
And I'll show you the color of his insides
The Pagemaster
00:16
Give the word Cap'n Silver sir and I'll show you the color...
Three Amigos!
00:19
Get a wardrobe over here right away
Fletch Lives
04:54
That's right sir
Fletch Lives
04:57
This is a secure area
Fletch Lives
00:36
But I've sinned Yeah
Jingle All the Way
00:07
I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago
Jingle All the Way
00:07
Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much
Jingle All the Way
00:05
Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog
Jingle All the Way
00:34
Hey neighbor
Jingle All the Way
00:13
Hey Whoa That's odd
Jingle All the Way
00:35
It's not what you think it is Oh it isn't Really
Greedy
00:15
You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do
Greedy
00:12
OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years eating...
Greedy
00:11
L fear this has come as a shock to you
Greedy
00:16
Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV...
Greedy
00:09
L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with...
Greedy
00:09
Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money
Greedy
00:10
Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe
Greedy
00:05
L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you
Greedy
00:07
What's the matter with you Do you not care about this...
Greedy
00:11
Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home
Greedy
00:12
Damn it Stupid stupid
Greedy
00:16
Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym...
Greedy
00:06
Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do
Greedy
00:08
That was a secret I feel horrible
Greedy
00:11
Stop it Don't you see what's happening here
Greedy
00:05
I've never seen him like this He's in the zone
Greedy
00:12
Yes but Then he double crossed us
CB4
00:12
Any person who'd defile America's pastime
Blind Date
00:12
But don't get her drunk If you do