Clips with Philip Stamper

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Enemy of the State Come on mutt Now look at that ball All rightCome on Get that ball Ah - Enemy of the State 00:06
Come on mutt Now look at that ball All rightCome on Get that...
Enemy of the State Telecommunications Security and Privacy ActInvasion of privacy is more like itYou read the Post This bill is not the first step toward the surveillance societyIt is the surveillance society - Enemy of the State 00:16
Telecommunications Security and Privacy ActInvasion of...
Enemy of the State Uh liberal hysteria Oh listen I'm not gonna sit in Congressand pass a law that lets the governmentpoint a camera and a microphone at anything they damn well please - Enemy of the State 00:11
Uh liberal hysteria Oh listen I'm not gonna sit in...
Enemy of the State I'm not talking about campaign contributions damn itI'm talking about my constituents being out of workJesus man Wake upNational security isn't the only thing going on in this country - Enemy of the State 00:14
I'm not talking about campaign contributions damn...
Enemy of the State Are you blackmailing me you ambitious shit - Enemy of the State 00:05
Are you blackmailing me you ambitious shit
Enemy of the State Tastes like fish It is fishNo I mean it tastes like every other fish I've ever had - Enemy of the State 00:08
Tastes like fish It is fishNo I mean it tastes like every...
Enemy of the State What's on it Your ugly ass face is on it - Enemy of the State 00:10
What's on it Your ugly ass face is on it
Enemy of the State Now you listen to me you fuckin' eggplantThis fuckin' videotape may save your clients' assesbut you can be goddamned sure it ain't gonna save yoursNow who made the fuckin' videotapeI don't know How'd you get itThrough an acquaintance - Enemy of the State 00:23
Now you listen to me you fuckin' eggplantThis...
Enemy of the State Shit Fuck - Enemy of the State 00:05
Shit Fuck
Enemy of the State Negative Hamersly was professionally wasted under the directionof some anal retentive with what looks like a serious vitamin D deficiency - Enemy of the State 00:10
Negative Hamersly was professionally wasted under the...
Enemy of the State Right And what about cup sizeUmOh Oh she's way bigger than that - Enemy of the State 00:09
Right And what about cup sizeUmOh Oh she's way bigger...
Enemy of the State Ah, shit. - Enemy of the State 00:52
Ah, shit.
Enemy of the State - Okay, I'm blank. - Enemy of the State 00:53
- Okay, I'm blank.
Enemy of the State Oh well there goes the Fourth Amendment what's left of it - Enemy of the State 00:06
Oh well there goes the Fourth Amendment what's left of...
Enemy of the State Baby listen to this fascist gas bag - Enemy of the State 00:06
Baby listen to this fascist gas bag
Enemy of the State I think you should You know Bobby I think you should take this more seriouslyHoney I think you're taking it seriously enough for both of usand half the people on the block - Enemy of the State 00:12
I think you should You know Bobby I think you should take...
Enemy of the State Rachel F For You Know What Banks God would I love to have her ruin my life - Enemy of the State 00:06
Rachel F For You Know What Banks God would I love to have...
Enemy of the State We have reason to believe that Mr Zavitz may have passed sensitive materials to youWhat kind of materials Well sensitive so we're hoping that you could tell us that - Enemy of the State 00:11
We have reason to believe that Mr Zavitz may have passed...
Enemy of the State I was shopping for some lingerie That's still legal isn't itYou buying that for your wife No I was uh picking something up for myselfI do a little cross dressing on the weekends You know you'd be surprisedhow a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy - Enemy of the State 00:15
I was shopping for some lingerie That's still legal...
Enemy of the State You know what I've seenI've seen killers walk free because the eyewitness was an alcoholicI've seen sex offenders that couldn't be touched because the victim was a call girlCredibility It's the only currency that means anything on this kind of playing - Enemy of the State 00:19
You know what I've seenI've seen killers walk free...
Enemy of the State Because this little son of a bitch is not going to be the final chapter of my life - Enemy of the State 00:05
Because this little son of a bitch is not going to be the...
Enemy of the State Ooh sensitive - Enemy of the State 00:05
Ooh sensitive
Enemy of the State Oh nice blender - Enemy of the State 00:04
Oh nice blender
Enemy of the State A grand jury is being convened to look into your labour practiseas far back as the electrical workers' strikeAnd why is that They claim you helped create a shell company for Sam Villotti in Zurichand that through your continuing relationship the Peitso - Enemy of the State 01:32
A grand jury is being convened to look into your labour...
Enemy of the State How could you let me find out like this I'm findin' out like thisThis is all lies Th None of this stuff is trueSo you're saying you weren't there with her Yes I had lunch with herWe have lunch once a month She's the contact for the investigator BrillYou - Enemy of the State 01:12
How could you let me find out like this I'm...
Enemy of the State Hi. This is Rachel. Leave a message after the beep. Hey, Rachel, it's Bobby. Uh, I need to talk to y - Enemy of the State 00:19
Hi. This is Rachel. Leave a message after the beep. Hey,...
Enemy of the State Jones Krug what are you guys from communicationsNo we're ops You can tell by their haircuts - Enemy of the State 00:07
Jones Krug what are you guys from communicationsNo...
Enemy of the State Actually I believe the slur shysteris generally reserved for Jewish attorneysI believe the proper slur for someone like myself - Enemy of the State 00:11
Actually I believe the slur shysteris generally reserved for...
Enemy of the State Rachel, you're gonna have to tell me about Brill. - Enemy of the State 01:00
Rachel, you're gonna have to tell me about Brill.
Enemy of the State Get on the fucking elevator - Enemy of the State 00:04
Get on the fucking elevator
Enemy of the State Who is they Do they know me I don't know what you're talking aboutYou're either very smart or incredibly stupid - Enemy of the State 00:11
Who is they Do they know me I don't know what...
Enemy of the State What did he say exactly He said he was BrillDid he say it or did you say it and he picked up on it Come on Think - Enemy of the State 00:10
What did he say exactly He said he was BrillDid he say it or...
Enemy of the State Excuse me sir Where are your elevators Right over there In your phone was a GPS sat trackerPulse is at 24 gigahertz I don't know what that meansIt's like a Lo Jack only two generations better than what the police haveAnd what does that mean Do you speak - Enemy of the State 00:15
Excuse me sir Where are your elevators Right over there In...
Enemy of the State All right Enough of this bullshit Right now you either shoot me or tell me what the fuck is going on - Enemy of the State 00:35
All right Enough of this bullshit Right now you either shoot...
Enemy of the State You're transmitting They still have a signal on youYour collar your belt your zipper Get rid of your clothes All of themAnd then what am I supposed to do Nothing You live another day I'll be very impressedTwo targets rooftop north side Understood Two - Enemy of the State 00:24
You're transmitting They still have a signal on youYour...
Enemy of the State And then what am I supposed to do Nothing You live another day I'll be very impressed - Enemy of the State 00:05
And then what am I supposed to do Nothing You live another...
Enemy of the State I love you and that is it That is it Only youWhat about Eric And EricAnd I love your family Except for your dad - Enemy of the State 00:13
I love you and that is it That is it Only youWhat about Eric...
Enemy of the State You were right I was wrong But this is not the time for the I told you so speech - Enemy of the State 00:06
You were right I was wrong But this is not the time for the...
Enemy of the State I missed you too Dad Where did you goOh they've been keeping me really busy on this case They're trying to work me to death out there - Enemy of the State 00:10
I missed you too Dad Where did you goOh they've been...
Enemy of the State This is your dad Eric You know when I put my foot down that's it - Enemy of the State 00:05
This is your dad Eric You know when I put my foot down...
Enemy of the State Can you get a feature extraction and pattern matching on himMm mmm He never looks upHe's smart Why does he have to look upThe satellite's about 155 miles above the earth It can only look straight downThat's kind of limited isn't it Well maybe you can - Enemy of the State 00:19
Can you get a feature extraction and pattern matching on...
Enemy of the State See the government's been in bed with the entire telecommunications industry since the '40sThey've infected everything They can get into your bank statementsyour computer files your e mail listen to your phone callsMy wife's been saying that for years - Enemy of the State 00:29
See the government's been in bed with the entire...
Enemy of the State Oh conspiracy theorists of the world uniteIt's more than a theory with me I'm a former conspirer - Enemy of the State 00:08
Oh conspiracy theorists of the world uniteIt's more...
Enemy of the State You're talking to your wife on the phone and you use the word bomb president Allah - Enemy of the State 00:06
You're talking to your wife on the phone and you use...
Enemy of the State In the old days we actually had to tap a wire into your phone lineNow calls bouncing off satellites they snatch 'em right out of the air - Enemy of the State 00:08
In the old days we actually had to tap a wire into your...
Enemy of the State You're blowing my whole life What lifeYou live in a fucking jar so the world can't touch youAnd Rachel You didn't give a shit about Rachel Just some package under seat number 32 to youCome on Do you have a problem Do it Go on Do itI'm all you've got And - Enemy of the State 00:24
You're blowing my whole life What lifeYou live in a...
Enemy of the State I need sugar you know I'm I'm getting cranky Getting - Enemy of the State 00:07
I need sugar you know I'm I'm getting cranky...
Enemy of the State So we were helping the secret police supply weaponsto the Afghani rebels fighting the SovietsMy partner and I were on the eastern border monitoring Soviet military transmissionsIt was kind of fun actually I liked the IraniansBut back in Tehran the hard - Enemy of the State 01:45
So we were helping the secret police supply weaponsto the...
Enemy of the State You know in guerilla warfare you try to use your weaknesses as strengthsSuch as Wellif they're big and you're small then you're mobile and they're slowYou're hidden and they're exposedYou only fight battles you know you can win That's the way the Vietcong - Enemy of the State 00:25
You know in guerilla warfare you try to use your weaknesses...
Enemy of the State That's my best aloha shirt Well say aloha to it - Enemy of the State 00:06
That's my best aloha shirt Well say aloha to it
Enemy of the State Steve I thought you said his name was BillNo You're BillIf I'm Bill you're going to have to let me know I'm Bill I just did - Enemy of the State 00:11
Steve I thought you said his name was BillNo You're...
Enemy of the State I've been a law abiding citizen my whole life One day with youI'm sh shooting and breaking - Enemy of the State 00:08
I've been a law abiding citizen my whole life One day...
Enemy of the State Yeah go for it Mr Congressman - Enemy of the State 00:05
Yeah go for it Mr Congressman
Enemy of the State I want the entire history of this device from birth to abortionon my desk in two hoursI want the name of the tech who made itI want to know who authorized its usewho checked it out from inventoryand for what purposeMost important how on God's green - Enemy of the State 01:02
I want the entire history of this device from birth to...
Enemy of the State If this was a legit op... - Enemy of the State 00:49
If this was a legit op...
Enemy of the State Schmuck We never had to deal with domestic With us it was always warYou won the war Now we're fighting the peace It's a lot more volatileDoes he take this long doing everythingNow we've got ten million crackpots out there with sniper scopes sarin gas and - Enemy of the State 00:41
Schmuck We never had to deal with domestic With us it was...
Enemy of the State Asshole Great plan - Enemy of the State 00:04
Asshole Great plan
Enemy of the State Trust me on this Aah Goddamn Oh you son of a bitch You - Enemy of the State 00:08
Trust me on this Aah Goddamn Oh you son of a bitch You
Enemy of the State You guys oughta get in there Wait a minute Wait a minute ListenNow we can go get a warrant and come back with the FBl take anything we wantarrest anybody that we want just give the man the videotapeHey only one gonna get arrested here is you for felonious - Enemy of the State 00:18
You guys oughta get in there Wait a minute Wait a minute...
Enemy of the State Hey only one gonna get arrested here is you for felonious cocksuckingwith an attempt to swallow the evidence so shut your mouth - Enemy of the State 00:08
Hey only one gonna get arrested here is you for felonious...
Enemy of the State All right Let's get this place cleaned up Not too stupid after all - Enemy of the State 00:06
All right Let's get this place cleaned up Not too...
Enemy of the State Brill you are one sick manYeah me tooOoh you're gonna need to get a tan on those things - Enemy of the State 00:16
Brill you are one sick manYeah me tooOoh you're gonna...
The Replacements Give me a cigarette - The Replacements 00:16
Give me a cigarette
The Replacements Not all of them in the pros - The Replacements 02:14
Not all of them in the pros
The Replacements I'll have to find your dick first - The Replacements 00:14
I'll have to find your dick first
The Replacements That's the great thing about plankton - The Replacements 00:11
That's the great thing about plankton
The Replacements You know what seperates the winners from the losers - The Replacements 00:12
You know what seperates the winners from the losers
The Replacements Get a job you wankers - The Replacements 00:07
Get a job you wankers
The Replacements My tight end is - The Replacements 00:31
My tight end is
The Replacements I'm wiry - The Replacements 00:09
I'm wiry