Clips with Ralph Macchio

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Up the Academy I'm taking this top bunk Anybody got any objections - Up the Academy 00:09
I'm taking this top bunk Anybody got any objections
Up the Academy No I generally just piss over the side - Up the Academy 00:05
No I generally just piss over the side
Up the Academy Right If you ever wanna get those pictures back - Up the Academy 00:30
Right If you ever wanna get those pictures back
Up the Academy Oh my God there's a turd in the punch bowl - Up the Academy 00:07
Oh my God there's a turd in the punch bowl
The Karate Kid Come on This is itThis is the end of the lineYou're telling me - The Karate Kid 00:11
Come on This is itThis is the end of the lineYou're...
The Karate Kid Look at those palm trees Damn Do you know what that meansYeah Watch out for falling coconuts - The Karate Kid 00:09
Look at those palm trees Damn Do you know what that...
The Karate Kid This place is a dump You should go back to New JerseyHow'd you know I was from Jersey'Cause I'm from New JerseyI got a nose for my ownWell what part ParsippanyParsippany Never should have leftYeah I got an uncle Louie from parsippanyLouie fontini No Louie - The Karate Kid 00:22
This place is a dump You should go back to New...
The Karate Kid Bye bye Hey you got a nameAli with an IHey what's your name Daniel with an I - The Karate Kid 00:11
Bye bye Hey you got a nameAli with an IHey what's your...
The Karate Kid This school sucks It sucks - The Karate Kid 00:05
This school sucks It sucks
The Karate Kid As soon as a spot opens up you're in - The Karate Kid 00:20
As soon as a spot opens up you're in
The Karate Kid She's I mean she's beyond cute - The Karate Kid 00:10
She's I mean she's beyond cute
The Karate Kid I hate this frigging bike This stupid bikeGod I hate itDaniel what's the matter NothingWhy did you throw your bike away Because I felt like itHey look at me when I'm talking to you Oh my godMa Oh my godWould you tell me what's going on here and don't tell - The Karate Kid 01:09
I hate this frigging bike This stupid bikeGod I hate...
The Karate Kid I'm not by myself I'm with youTo make honey young beeneed young flower not old prune - The Karate Kid 00:11
I'm not by myself I'm with youTo make honey young...
The Karate Kid No offense Mr Miyagi but I don't think you understand my problemMiyagi understand problem perfect - The Karate Kid 00:08
No offense Mr Miyagi but I don't think you understand...
The Karate Kid Your friend all karate studentFriend Yeah those guys Problem attitudeNo problem is I'm getting my ass kicked every other day That's the problemBecause boys have bad attitudeKarate for defense onlyThat's not what these guys are taught manI can seeNo such - The Karate Kid 00:45
Your friend all karate studentFriend Yeah those guys Problem...
The Karate Kid Great That solves everything for me I'll just go to the schooland straighten it out with the teacher No problemNow use head for somethingother than targetI was only kidding about that Why kiddingBecause I'll get killed if I show up thereMm Get killed - The Karate Kid 00:21
Great That solves everything for me I'll just go to the...
The Karate Kid Hey what kind of belt do you haveCanvas You likeJ c Penney 3 98 I didn't mean a belt like that I meantIn okinawa belt mean no need rope hold up pantsThat's funnyDaniel San WhatKarate hereKarate hereKarate never hereYou understand - The Karate Kid 00:35
Hey what kind of belt do you haveCanvas You likeJ c Penney 3...
The Karate Kid Yeah I guess soDaniel San must talkWalk on roadWalk right side safe Walk left side safeWalk middle sooner or laterget squished just like grapeHere karate same thingEither you karate do yesor karate do noYou karate do guess soJust like grapeYeah I - The Karate Kid 00:48
Yeah I guess soDaniel San must talkWalk on roadWalk right...
The Karate Kid In through nose - The Karate Kid 00:21
In through nose
The Karate Kid Hey where did these cars come from Wax on - The Karate Kid 00:04
Hey where did these cars come from Wax on
The Karate Kid Hey look at that slide huhYeah We'll come back and do that next time Come onHey why next time 'Cause we need bathing suits - The Karate Kid 00:10
Hey look at that slide huhYeah We'll come back and do...
The Karate Kid Hey hey hey Mr Miyagi look LookYou beginner luck - The Karate Kid 00:13
Hey hey hey Mr Miyagi look LookYou beginner luck
The Karate Kid Daniel San Daniel San - The Karate Kid 00:07
Daniel San Daniel San
The Karate Kid First learn stand then learn fly YeahNature rule Daniel San Not mineWhere'd you learn it from Father teachYou must have had some father man Yes - The Karate Kid 00:15
First learn stand then learn fly YeahNature rule Daniel San...
The Karate Kid Miyagi have hope for you When am I gonna learn how to punchLearn how punchwhen learn how keep dry No No - The Karate Kid 00:10
Miyagi have hope for you When am I gonna learn how to...
The Karate Kid To baby treesBonsai Bonsai - The Karate Kid 00:08
To baby treesBonsai Bonsai
The Karate Kid Daniel Sansecret to punch make up powerWhole bodyfit inside one inch HerePower Whole body One inchHere Now punch hardWhat's the matter You some kind of girl or somethingPunch Drive a punch Not just armWhole bodyHip leg Drive a punchGive you power Now try - The Karate Kid 01:21
Daniel Sansecret to punch make up powerWhole bodyfit inside...
The Karate Kid I just don't know if Know enough karateFeeling correctYou sure know how to make a guy feel confidentDaniel San you trust quality what you knownot quantity - The Karate Kid 00:17
I just don't know if Know enough karateFeeling...
The Karate Kid Go outside Something to show youWhat Number two presentNumber two presentOh no Mr Miyagi you don't have to give me anythingYou've given me enough already I'm serious No really I'm seriousChooseOh no No NoHurt old man feelingChoose Oh wow - The Karate Kid 00:30
Go outside Something to show youWhat Number two...
The Karate Kid Just remember license never replaceeye ear and brainWhat's the matterI'm just scared You know the tournament and everythingYou remember lesson about balanceLesson not just karate onlyLesson for whole lifeWhole life have a balanceeverything be betterYeah I - The Karate Kid 00:55
Just remember license never replaceeye ear and...
The Karate Kid You're the best friend I ever hadPretty okay too - The Karate Kid 00:10
You're the best friend I ever hadPretty okay too
The Karate Kid Bonsai Daniel San Hey bonsaiBonsai BonsaiBonsai Bonsai - The Karate Kid 00:11
Bonsai Daniel San Hey bonsaiBonsai BonsaiBonsai Bonsai
The Karate Kid Hey can't you take a hint - The Karate Kid 00:42
Hey can't you take a hint
The Karate Kid What's the matter Truth hurtYou really think that's it don't you I know that's itYeah well you're wrong I bet I'm wrongYou know Daniel I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you liveOkay Well while you're on the subject why did you thenHuh Why - The Karate Kid 01:05
What's the matter Truth hurtYou really think...
The Karate Kid Where did we get this Buddha provide - The Karate Kid 00:05
Where did we get this Buddha provide
The Karate Kid Hold it Hold it Only teachers and studentson the competition floor I'm sorryWell he doesn't speak Englishand I can't understand his instruction without her She's his translatorWhat'd he sayHe says you remind him of an uncle he has back in TokyoI guess - The Karate Kid 00:25
Hold it Hold it Only teachers and studentson the competition...
The Karate Kid All right what are the rules here Don't knowFirst time you first time meI figured you knew about this stuff I figured you went to these beforeGreat I'm dead I am deadYou told me you fought a lot For life not for points - The Karate Kid 00:17
All right what are the rules here Don't knowFirst time...
The Karate Kid The new champion Daniel larussoYou're all right larussoGood match Thanks a lot - The Karate Kid 00:09
The new champion Daniel larussoYou're all right...
Crossroads What you want Mr Janitor Man I ain't made no mess - Crossroads 00:07
What you want Mr Janitor Man I ain't made no mess
Crossroads Why you wanna know about all that kind of stuff - Crossroads 00:24
Why you wanna know about all that kind of stuff
Crossroads I'm a bluesman - Crossroads 00:07
I'm a bluesman
Crossroads The famous Long Island bluesman come back to pay another visit - Crossroads 00:23
The famous Long Island bluesman come back to pay another...
Crossroads Meet Blind Dog Fulton - Crossroads 00:23
Meet Blind Dog Fulton
Crossroads You can't get that living at home with your mama wiping your butt - Crossroads 00:19
You can't get that living at home with your mama wiping...
Crossroads Willie here's something from the Delta Tell me this isn't Son House - Crossroads 00:10
Willie here's something from the Delta Tell me this...
Crossroads Come on Willie cut the shit now I'm serious about this song - Crossroads 00:24
Come on Willie cut the shit now I'm serious about this...
Crossroads What are you doing I'm changing my tie - Crossroads 00:20
What are you doing I'm changing my tie
Crossroads I came here to learn Robert Johnson's lost song - Crossroads 00:36
I came here to learn Robert Johnson's lost song
Crossroads How long Take a look at this hat - Crossroads 00:09
How long Take a look at this hat
Crossroads Lightning Boy and Blind Dog - Crossroads 00:11
Lightning Boy and Blind Dog
Crossroads You saying you ain't believing what I been speaking - Crossroads 00:35
You saying you ain't believing what I been speaking
Crossroads Where and when for this thing - Crossroads 00:09
Where and when for this thing
The Karate Kid Part II Hey Mr Miyagi you know I was thinking - The Karate Kid Part II 00:22
Hey Mr Miyagi you know I was thinking
The Karate Kid Part II You could've killed him couldn't you - The Karate Kid Part II 00:14
You could've killed him couldn't you
The Karate Kid Part II Oh Daniel san must have been some senior prom - The Karate Kid Part II 00:33
Oh Daniel san must have been some senior prom
The Karate Kid Part II What am I building out there any way - The Karate Kid Part II 00:17
What am I building out there any way
The Karate Kid Part II It'll give me a chance to study Okinawan history up close - The Karate Kid Part II 00:10
It'll give me a chance to study Okinawan history up...
The Karate Kid Part II Was Sato as good as you in karate - The Karate Kid Part II 00:35
Was Sato as good as you in karate
The Karate Kid Part II Can you break a log like that - The Karate Kid Part II 00:09
Can you break a log like that
The Karate Kid Part II This is the secret of your family's karate - The Karate Kid Part II 00:09
This is the secret of your family's karate
The Karate Kid Part II You know when my father died - The Karate Kid Part II 00:32
You know when my father died
The Karate Kid Part II I don't get something - The Karate Kid Part II 00:17
I don't get something
The Karate Kid Part II Good guess Daniel san - The Karate Kid Part II 00:34
Good guess Daniel san
The Karate Kid Part II Doesn't that bother you Why should it - The Karate Kid Part II 00:24
Doesn't that bother you Why should it
The Karate Kid Part II Your little teacher should get hearing aid - The Karate Kid Part II 00:08
Your little teacher should get hearing aid
The Karate Kid Part II We must go He may see you - The Karate Kid Part II 00:05
We must go He may see you
The Karate Kid Part II Maybe we could take it on the road - The Karate Kid Part II 00:08
Maybe we could take it on the road
The Karate Kid Part II Not all bets Not yet - The Karate Kid Part II 00:36
Not all bets Not yet
The Karate Kid Part II Oh no not again I'm not lookin' for any trouble - The Karate Kid Part II 00:07
Oh no not again I'm not lookin' for any trouble
The Karate Kid Part II Your sensei teach you how to fight with spear - The Karate Kid Part II 00:21
Your sensei teach you how to fight with spear