Randy Quaid quotes in movies

Quick Change 00:21

Thank you Roy Got it

Texasville 00:13

You worry too much Marylou likes excitement

Texasville 00:09

I heard that Karla and Jacy were in love It didn't...

Freaked 00:06

There are no weirdos here

Freaked 00:19

When I first arrived here I was nothing like I am now

Freaked 00:07

That's a lot of milkmen on the same route

Freaked 00:04

Styrofoam cup

Freaked 00:05

Now that's a really big shoe

Freaked 00:05

Let's see It seemed like nothing could stop me

Bye Bye Love 00:27

Guys I just ran into Marty allenford

Bye Bye Love 00:18

Tell Gerald if he touches my boy again

Bye Bye Love 00:12

This is not like

Bye Bye Love 00:37

She's the greatest

Kingpin 00:20

You been drinking

Kingpin 00:36

Why would a bowler need a manager

Kingpin 00:09

Sorry Pa I was out in the cornfield and the stalks were...

Kingpin 00:23

Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10...

Kingpin 00:20

You really should try to quit Mr Munson

Kingpin 00:21

I don't drink coffee

Kingpin 00:35

Mr Munson you all right

Kingpin 00:06

Ten frames

Kingpin 00:24

No way There's no way I can bet

Kingpin 00:20

Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey

Kingpin 00:08

I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those...

Kingpin 00:34

Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait

Kingpin 00:07

Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey

Kingpin 00:08

Hi Mr Skidmark

Kingpin 00:18

Just be quiet Okay

Kingpin 00:06

Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming

Kingpin 00:11

I don't know who the heck you think you are

Kingpin 00:14

Have you been drinking again

Vegas Vacation 00:11

Oh man it is a blazer out there

Vegas Vacation 00:14

Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out

Vegas Vacation 00:13

That's it Clark

Vegas Vacation 00:24

Welcome everyone

Vegas Vacation 00:20

Has anyone ever told you before

Vegas Vacation 00:11

Never seen such a beating since someone stuck a banana in my...

Vegas Vacation 00:33

Oh my God

Vegas Vacation 00:28

I've gambled away more money than you'll ever...

Vegas Vacation 00:15

Yuban coffee You can sprinkle that stuff on anything

Vegas Vacation 00:25

I need to go someplace where a man can think

Vegas Vacation 00:13

Come on Clark

Hard Rain 00:14

You took the money didn't you

Hard Rain 00:07

Sheriff What are you gonna do

Bug Buster 00:05

You know for an old abandoned mine

The Adventures of Pluto Nash 00:14

Hey Bruno what are you a '65

The Adventures of Pluto Nash 00:18

So how's it going with you and Babette

Not Another Teen Movie 00:17

I read Sylvia Plath listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu

Not Another Teen Movie 00:23

Hey I'll be late to pick you up

Not Another Teen Movie 00:12

Well there is this popular boy Jake

Not Another Teen Movie 00:05

It's a good night for smoking

Home on the Range 00:15

I'd say this is the last of Big Mike Donald's herd

Home on the Range 00:26

Maybe they jus' didn't like yer singin'

Home on the Range 00:20

You've managed to sit in the exact same spot

Home on the Range 00:43

Can't you dumb sack of hammers get it right

Home on the Range 00:11

But I think these cows got it in for me

Home on the Range 00:05

It ain't over 'til the fat man sings