Clips with Ray Romano

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Ice Age That's OK We'll have some fun with him Don't let them impale me I wanna live - Ice Age 00:07
That's OK We'll have some fun with him Don't...
Ice Age Look we'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing How's thatWait a minute I thought rhinos were vegetariansAn excellent point Shut upWho says we're gonna eat him after we kill himYeah move itYou know I don't like animals that kill for pleasureSave it - Ice Age 00:21
Look we'll break your neck so you don't feel a...
Ice Age OK if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya you get the slothThat's right you losers You take one step and you're deadYou were bluffing huh Yeah that was a bluff - Ice Age 00:19
OK if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of...
Ice Age Isn't this great You and me two bachelors knockin' about in the wildNo You just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dishYou're a very shrewd mammalOK then you lead the way Mr Big Didn't get the nameManfred YuckHow about Manny the Moody - Ice Age 00:28
Isn't this great You and me two bachelors knockin'...
Ice Age Isn't there someone else you can annoyFriends Family Poisonous reptiles - Ice Age 00:09
Isn't there someone else you can annoyFriends Family...
Ice Age If you find a mate in life you should be loyal In your case grateful - Ice Age 00:06
If you find a mate in life you should be loyal In your case...
Ice Age But you just saved him I'm trying to get rid of the last thing I saved - Ice Age 00:06
But you just saved him I'm trying to get rid of the...
Ice Age We should return him Let's get this straight There is no weThere never was a we In fact without me there wouldn't be a you - Ice Age 00:11
We should return him Let's get this straight There is...
Ice Age Us You two are a bit of an odd coupleThere is no usI see Can't have one of your own so you want to adopt - Ice Age 00:10
Us You two are a bit of an odd coupleThere is no usI see...
Ice Age Don't you have some poor animal to disembowel - Ice Age 00:05
Don't you have some poor animal to disembowel
Ice Age Here's your little bundle of joy We're returning it to the humansThe big bad tigey wigey gets left behind Poor tigey wigeySid tigey wigey is gonna lead the wayManny can I talk to you for a second NoThe sooner we find the humans the sooner I get rid of Mr - Ice Age 00:44
Here's your little bundle of joy We're returning...
Ice Age Watch its head Put it down - Ice Age 00:35
Watch its head Put it down
Ice Age He's wearing one of those baby thingies SoSo if he poops where does it goHumans are disgusting OK you Check for poop - Ice Age 00:14
He's wearing one of those baby thingies SoSo if he...
Ice Age Humans are disgusting OK you Check for poopWhy am I the poop checker Because returning him was your ideabecause you're small and insignificant and because I'll pummel you if you don'tWhy else Now Sid - Ice Age 00:16
Humans are disgusting OK you Check for poopWhy am I the poop...
Ice Age No way This is our private stockpile for the ice ageSubarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion yearsSo you got three melons - Ice Age 00:12
No way This is our private stockpile for the ice...
Ice Age If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then doom on youDoom on you Doom on youGet away from me - Ice Age 00:11
If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then doom on...
Ice Age Fine I'll tuck myself inAll right good nightWill you stop itAll right all right I was trying to relax - Ice Age 00:42
Fine I'll tuck myself inAll right good nightWill you...
Ice Age Look at you You're gonna grow into a great predatorI don't think so What have you got You got a little patch of furNo fangs no clawsYou're folds of skin wrapped in mush What's so threatening about you - Ice Age 00:19
Look at you You're gonna grow into a great predatorI...
Ice Age And Diego spit that out You don't know where it's been - Ice Age 00:06
And Diego spit that out You don't know where it's...
Ice Age Thanks for waitingThree two oneSure is faithful - Ice Age 00:12
Thanks for waitingThree two oneSure is faithful
Ice Age Modern architecture It'll never last - Ice Age 00:05
Modern architecture It'll never last
Ice Age Buddy you see any humans go by hereI love this game OK OKThree words First word Stomp No StampLet me try PackGood one Manny Pack of Long teeth and clawsPack of wolves Pack ofPack of bears Pack of fleasPack of whiskers Pack of nosesPachyderm Pack of - Ice Age 00:38
Buddy you see any humans go by hereI love this game OK...
Ice Age Sid the tiger found a short cutNo thanks I choose life Then I suggest you take the short cutAre you threatening me Move sloth - Ice Age 00:15
Sid the tiger found a short cutNo thanks I choose life Then...
Ice Age I wish I could jump like that Wish granted - Ice Age 00:05
I wish I could jump like that Wish granted
Ice Age You're OK Why did you do thatYou could have died trying to save meThat's what you do in a herd You look out for each otherWell thanks - Ice Age 00:17
You're OK Why did you do thatYou could have died trying...
Ice Age What are you doin' I'm putting sloths on the mapWhy don't you make it realistic and draw him lying downAnd make him rounderPerfect Ha ha I forgot how to laugh - Ice Age 00:20
What are you doin' I'm putting sloths on the...
Ice Age At the bottom of Half Peak there's an ambush waiting for youWhat What do you mean ambushYou set us up It was my jobI was supposed to get the baby but then You brought us home for dinnerThat's it You're out of the herd I'm sorry - Ice Age 00:20
At the bottom of Half Peak there's an ambush waiting...
Ice Age Welcome back partner Wanna liftNo thanks I gotta save whatever dignity I've got leftYou're hanging out with us Dignity's got nothing to do with it - Ice Age 00:11
Welcome back partner Wanna liftNo thanks I gotta save...
Ice Age This is gonna be the best migration everI'll show you all my favourite watering holes I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries - Ice Age 00:10
This is gonna be the best migration everI'll show you...
Eulogy Dearest Judge - Eulogy 00:27
Dearest Judge
Eulogy Guys come on We've got this funeral - Eulogy 00:09
Guys come on We've got this funeral
Eulogy This is why your mother left us - Eulogy 00:08
This is why your mother left us
Eulogy Let's try not to be the biggest freaks in the circus - Eulogy 00:11
Let's try not to be the biggest freaks in the circus
Eulogy Where did they even hear the term - Eulogy 00:25
Where did they even hear the term
Eulogy BOTH Lesbians - Eulogy 00:04
BOTH Lesbians
Eulogy Don't worry You know don't worry about Alice - Eulogy 00:20
Don't worry You know don't worry about Alice
Eulogy Go talk to your mother - Eulogy 00:08
Go talk to your mother
Eulogy You don't do that You don't throw a lemon at me - Eulogy 00:12
You don't do that You don't throw a lemon at me
Eulogy All right that's almost enough - Eulogy 00:04
All right that's almost enough
Eulogy Hey Elvis killed himself - Eulogy 00:13
Hey Elvis killed himself
Eulogy Pop loved poetry - Eulogy 00:20
Pop loved poetry
Eulogy DANIEL Hey did we have a blackout last night - Eulogy 00:23
DANIEL Hey did we have a blackout last night
Eulogy And I want you to mix them - Eulogy 00:12
And I want you to mix them
Eulogy My pop never told me - Eulogy 00:22
My pop never told me
Eulogy Dad lighter - Eulogy 00:10
Dad lighter
Eulogy It's not dirty It's not a dirty joke - Eulogy 00:15
It's not dirty It's not a dirty joke
Welcome to Mooseport I'm all done in here - Welcome to Mooseport 00:17
I'm all done in here
Welcome to Mooseport There's supposed to be a meteor shower at eleven - Welcome to Mooseport 00:15
There's supposed to be a meteor shower at eleven
Welcome to Mooseport What difference does it make what color my underwear is - Welcome to Mooseport 00:11
What difference does it make what color my underwear is
Welcome to Mooseport Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now - Welcome to Mooseport 00:23
Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now
Welcome to Mooseport Hold on I got - Welcome to Mooseport 01:10
Hold on I got
Welcome to Mooseport I am not stronger than you - Welcome to Mooseport 00:14
I am not stronger than you
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - - - -Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:53
- - - -Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Guys don't talk to guys about guy problemsWe justpunch each other on the shouldersThat's stupidTo a girlTo a guy that that's like six months of therapy - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:14
Guys don't talk to guys about guy problemsWe justpunch...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Whatever you're doing it's a bad ideaShhMy kids'll hear youThey're not your kids SidTake 'em backYou're not meant to be a parentWhy notFirst sign stealing someone else's eggsSecond sign one of them almost became an omelet - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:18
Whatever you're doing it's a bad ideaShhMy...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs You're going to have a family too somedayYou're going to meet a nice girlwith with low standardsno real options orsense of smell - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:11
You're going to have a family too somedayYou're...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs You have your family and I'm better off aloneBy myselfA fortress of solitudeIn the iceForeverA lone lonely lonerThat's a lot of alonenessSID Precisely - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:22
You have your family and I'm better off aloneBy myselfA...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs I thought those guys were extinctWell then that is one angry fossil - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:06
I thought those guys were extinctWell then that is one angry...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Nobody move a muscle - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:06
Nobody move a muscle
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs No, shh... - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:59
No, shh...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Give them to herShe's their motherHow do I know she's their motherWhat do you want a birth certificateShe's a dinosaur - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:10
Give them to herShe's their motherHow do I know...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs After we save Sid I'm going to kill him - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:05
After we save Sid I'm going to kill him
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Oh we need a code wordYeah something that says The baby's comingHmm how about Aah the baby's comingHow's thatEh too longWe we need something short and punchy like uh peachesPeachesI love peachesThey They're sweet and round and fuzzy just like youYou think - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:32
Oh we need a code wordYeah something that says The...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs MANNY: Stay close. - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:09
MANNY: Stay close.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Here boy hereCome on Good boy come on dinosaur moaningClimb onAre you nutsWe're not getting on that thingIt's either this dinosaur or that onesnarlsPregnant lady wants to livegruntsYabba dabba doo - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:20
Here boy hereCome on Good boy come on dinosaur moaningClimb...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Don't ever yabba dabba do that again - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:05
Don't ever yabba dabba do that again
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs I feel so puny - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:05
I feel so puny
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Welcome to my world - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:03
Welcome to my world
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Abandon all hope, he who enters there. - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:16
Abandon all hope, he who enters there.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs That's itI'm tearing it up from the rootsBUCK Do thatand it will clamp shut foreverWhat All right preggersdon't get your trunk in a knotI'll have them out of there before they're digestedscreaming DigestedThey'll be nothing but bones in three minutesWell - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:20
That's itI'm tearing it up from the rootsBUCK Do...