Clips with Ray Romano

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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs I feel tinglyDon't say that when you're pressed up against meNot that kind of tinglyI I can feel it too - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:09
I feel tinglyDon't say that when you're pressed up...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs This is my kind of placeHelloYeah no noNo I can't talk right nowYeah no I'm trying to recover a dead slothchucklesThey're following meI knowThey think I'm crazyNo oh okayWe're going into the Chasm of DeathI'm I'm gonna lose youwhispering Yeah I love you - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:29
This is my kind of placeHelloYeah no noNo I can't talk...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs EDDIE: So, why do they call it the Chasm of Death? - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:52
EDDIE: So, why do they call it the Chasm of Death?
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs EDDIE So why do they call it the Chasm of DeathBUCK Well we tried Big Smelly Crackbut uh that just made everybody giggleMANNY Well now whatslicingMadameWhoa She is not doing thatB b b buhRule 1Ooh ooh oohAh Come on mammothYou're supposed to have a good - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 01:47
EDDIE So why do they call it the Chasm of DeathBUCK Well we...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Stop Are you crazyCrash and Eddie laughing inhaleshigh pitched That's not poisonHuhlaughinglaughingThat is so disturbingStop laughing all of youCRASH mocking Stop laughing all of youlaughter continueshigh pitched What's rule 1all laughingThey're just - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 01:58
Stop Are you crazyCrash and Eddie laughing inhaleshigh...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Thanks for getting me into this messIt's the most fun I've had in yearsThank you for deserting the herdThat was totally super - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:10
Thanks for getting me into this messIt's the most fun...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Well uh better get moving Buck laughingAren't we forgetting somethinghigh pitched Here Rudy Rudy RudylaughingI'm so lonely - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:12
Well uh better get moving Buck laughingAren't we...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs BUCK deep voice They'll never surviveIt's dangerous by dayhigh pitched But it's even worse at nightPlus their guide is a lunaticWhat You mean BuckOh he's wackoI am notTotally bonkersAnd his feet smellShut up You shut upOh you littlegrunting Ha ha - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:36
BUCK deep voice They'll never surviveIt's...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs This isn't your faultIt's bigger than both of usWe have to get SidYeah but if I had been a better friend to himwe wouldn't be hereBUCK Better friendAre you plucking my whiskersYou risked your life your mate and your babyto save your buddyNot the best - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:25
This isn't your faultIt's bigger than both of usWe...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs MammalsWe have ourselves a crime sceneA tuft of furHalf eaten carcassHunk ofOh noBroccoligroansHere's what I think happenedDinosaur attacks SidSid fights back with piece of broccolileaving dinosaura vegetableAre you nutsSid's not violentor coordinatedYeah - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:41
MammalsWe have ourselves a crime sceneA tuft of furHalf...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Buck when exactly did you lose your mindHmmThree months agoI woke up one morning married to a pineappleAn ugly pineapplesighsBut I loved her - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:13
Buck when exactly did you lose your mindHmmThree months agoI...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs EllieI'm fineDon Don't worry about me I'm just taking my tscreamshissingEllie whoashriekingMannyGet to the ledge - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:16
EllieI'm fineDon Don't worry about me I'm...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs ELLIE MannyPineapplesPineapplesShe gets cravingsELLIE PomegranatesGrapefruitsNectarinesShe's ordering a fruit cocktailCome on thinkPeachesechoesPeachesPeachesThe baby W W What nowThis not good No Oh noThe baby's coming Did you guys hear that'Cause - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:36
ELLIE MannyPineapplesPineapplesShe gets cravingsELLIE...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs BUCK There's only one thing to doPossums you're with meManny you take care of Ellie until we get backWhat No you can't leave nowShe's off the trail What about rule 2Rule 5 says you can ignore rule 2 if there's a female involvedor possibly a cute dogYou - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:19
BUCK There's only one thing to doPossums you're...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Bring it on you chicken headed freaks - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:04
Bring it on you chicken headed freaks
Funny People How did he Like how did he know he had it - Funny People 00:36
How did he Like how did he know he had it
Funny People Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us - Funny People 00:49
Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us
The Irishman Frank Sheeran - The Irishman 00:36
Frank Sheeran
Somewhere in Queens He's doing a lot of things we don't know about - Somewhere in Queens 00:10
He's doing a lot of things we don't know about
Somewhere in Queens You got heart - Somewhere in Queens 00:14
You got heart
Somewhere in Queens I didn't hurt you though right - Somewhere in Queens 00:09
I didn't hurt you though right
Ice Age: Continental Drift You two were supposed to be responsible unclesWhat I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 20 minutes agoOr that she went with Louis to the fallsThe falls where the deliquents go Relax it's just where the kids hang outNo no it's a gateway hangout First - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:31
You two were supposed to be responsible unclesWhat I...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Mum dad do you have Granny's teeth she can't find'emHey can you chew this thing for meGuys where is everyone I'll handle thisSid your family was wiped out by an asteroid sorryWhat Ahem what Diego is trying to say is they leftThey only wanted to find you - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:56
Mum dad do you have Granny's teeth she can't...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Manny No Ellie you have to get out of here Go Go nowMum Get back get backDaddyStay alive No matter how long it takes I will find you - Ice Age: Continental Drift 01:01
Manny No Ellie you have to get out of here Go Go nowMum Get...
Ice Age: Continental Drift I can't believe this You slept through that stormI slept through the comet that killed the unicorns - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:09
I can't believe this You slept through that stormI...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Thanks for drawin' my bath Sidney Granny grab my pawNo way this is my first bath in decadesThere's your proofQuick somebody do somethingI got you Granny Get off'a meGrannyWhat are you peepin' toms all lookin' at Lady can't take a bath in peaceI'll wallop - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:43
Thanks for drawin' my bath Sidney Granny grab my pawNo...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Mornin' sunshine let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:07
Mornin' sunshine let me be the first to extend a hand...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Captain Gutt ReallyI have a little paunch too but I wouldn't name myself after itThat's funny You're a funny guyBut that's not how I got my nameThese got me my name - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:17
Captain Gutt ReallyI have a little paunch too but I...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Look as much as I'm tempted to join a monkeythe Easter Bunny and a giant bag of puddingl'll passNo one's going to stop me from getting back to my family - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:13
Look as much as I'm tempted to join a monkeythe Easter...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Ok snack time's over We gotta build a raft MannyWow Shira must really hate building rafts Go get her she can help us get backShira - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:12
Ok snack time's over We gotta build a raft MannyWow...
Ice Age: Continental Drift I don't know what's wrong with me I can't eat can't sleep Maybe I'm coming down with somethingHohohoo I know what you've got The L word Yeah leprosyNo Sid no It's four letters starts with L ends with E Ahha liceNo Diego my friend is in love Oh yeah Love - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:28
I don't know what's wrong with me I can't eat...
Fly Me to the Moon She teared up I mean it's scary - Fly Me to the Moon 00:04
She teared up I mean it's scary
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Don't sabers have Christmas traditions - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:49
Don't sabers have Christmas traditions
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas What do you think - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:24
What do you think
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas You are so grounded - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:15
You are so grounded
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas That's one crazy rock - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:27
That's one crazy rock
Ice Age: Collision Course He fakes right He fakes leftHe fakes knowing how to play - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:06
He fakes right He fakes leftHe fakes knowing how to play
Ice Age: Collision Course Do you mindBoy he really sucks the fun out of everything Doesn't he - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:07
Do you mindBoy he really sucks the fun out of everything...
Ice Age: Collision Course Hey Bro Kid - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:10
Hey Bro Kid
Ice Age: Collision Course SidI never thought I'd say thisbut you did a great job on the weddingI owe you bigtime palYou sure doHere's my bill WhatFather of the bride pays for the weddingIt's a tradition I just inventedWait a minute this is ridiculousLook what you're charging for - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:22
SidI never thought I'd say thisbut you did a great job...
The Big Sick [BETH AND TERRY CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY] - The Big Sick 00:14
[BETH AND TERRY CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]
The Big Sick BETH: And what's the risk? TERRY: It's a common thing - The Big Sick 00:04
BETH: And what's the risk? TERRY: It's a common th...
The Big Sick BETH: Look at the inscription. TERRY: No. No, that's stupid. - The Big Sick 00:04
BETH: Look at the inscription. TERRY: No. No, that's st...
The Big Sick Toast is the only food No I mean - The Big Sick 00:37
Toast is the only food No I mean
The Big Sick - Fuck you! - [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS] - The Big Sick 00:06
- Fuck you! - [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS]
The Big Sick TERRY: I mean, they... They couldn't find out what - The Big Sick 00:04
TERRY: I mean, they... They couldn't find out what
The Big Sick It was horrible too - The Big Sick 00:25
It was horrible too
The Big Sick So to fully know I love someone - The Big Sick 00:15
So to fully know I love someone
The Big Sick Love isn't easy - The Big Sick 00:14
Love isn't easy
The Big Sick TERRY: Hey. KUMAIL: Hey, um, so, - The Big Sick 00:06
TERRY: Hey. KUMAIL: Hey, um, so,
The Big Sick TERRY: Kumail, is that you? - The Big Sick 00:17
TERRY: Kumail, is that you?
The Big Sick - That shit tastes like semen. - [LAUGHS] - The Big Sick 00:06
- That shit tastes like semen. - [LAUGHS]
The Big Sick [DOOR CLOSES] - The Big Sick 00:06
[DOOR CLOSES]
Paddleton Um remind me of your relationship How do you know each other - Paddleton 00:13
Um remind me of your relationship How do you know each other
Paddleton Because I'm the dying guy - Paddleton 00:12
Because I'm the dying guy
Paddleton I can't be normal - Paddleton 00:07
I can't be normal
Paddleton I love you too Michael - Paddleton 00:03
I love you too Michael
Bad Education We've run the numbers and folks - Bad Education 00:10
We've run the numbers and folks
Bad Education She built up a decade's worth of trust with all of us - Bad Education 00:08
She built up a decade's worth of trust with all of us
Bad Education We've won numbers and votes - Bad Education 00:05
We've won numbers and votes
Bad Education You were my guy I brought you in I defended you - Bad Education 00:11
You were my guy I brought you in I defended you