Clips with Rene Bitorajac

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Despicable Me Hello FredFYI your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yardand I don't appreciate itSorry You know dogs They go wherever they want to goUnless they're deadI'm jokingAlthough it is true Anyway have a good one - Despicable Me 00:25
Hello FredFYI your dog has been leaving little bombs all...
Despicable Me You've got to be pulling on my leg - Despicable Me 00:05
You've got to be pulling on my leg
Despicable Me Assemble the minions - Despicable Me 00:04
Assemble the minions
Despicable Me We stole the Statue of Libertythe small one from Las VegasAnd I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower Also Vegas - Despicable Me 00:16
We stole the Statue of Libertythe small one from Las...
Despicable Me Now we have located a shrink rayin a secret lab and once we take this shrink raywe will have the capabilityto pull off the true crime of the centuryWe are going to stealWait wait I haven't told you what it is yetHeyDave listen up pleaseNext we are going - Despicable Me 01:10
Now we have located a shrink rayin a secret lab and once we...
Despicable Me Ma someday I'm going to go to the moonI'm afraid you're too late SonNASA isn't sending the monkeys any more - Despicable Me 00:11
Ma someday I'm going to go to the moonI'm afraid...
Despicable Me You don't have itAnd yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for moneyApparently - Despicable Me 00:10
You don't have itAnd yet you have the audacity to ask...
Despicable Me No no no - Despicable Me 00:06
No no no
Despicable Me I hate that guy - Despicable Me 00:04
I hate that guy
Despicable Me Light bulb - Despicable Me 00:04
Light bulb
Despicable Me Kyle these are not treats These are guestsGirls this is Kyle mydogFluffy doggyWhat kind of dog is thatHe is a I don't know - Despicable Me 00:22
Kyle these are not treats These are guestsGirls this is Kyle...
Despicable Me No No Stay away from thereIt's fragileWell I suppose the plan will work with twoHey It's dark in hereIt poked a hole in my juice box - Despicable Me 00:20
No No Stay away from thereIt's fragileWell I suppose...
Despicable Me Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number oneYou will not touch anythingWhat about the floorYes you may touch the floorWhat about the airYes you may touch the airWhat about thisWhere did you get that Found itOkay Rule number two You will not - Despicable Me 01:06
Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number...
Despicable Me Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at this Watch meCookie robots I said cookie robotsWhy are you so old - Despicable Me 00:22
Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at...
Despicable Me We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti gravity serumI meant to close that He'll be all right I'm sureDo the effects wear off So farno No they don't - Despicable Me 00:21
We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti...
Despicable Me And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said dart gun not OkayOh yes 'Cause I was wonderingunder what circumstances would we use this - Despicable Me 00:20
And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said...
Despicable Me Okay bedtimeNot you two - Despicable Me 00:08
Okay bedtimeNot you two
Despicable Me Just so you knowyou're never gonna be my dadI think I can live with that - Despicable Me 00:09
Just so you knowyou're never gonna be my dadI think I...
Despicable Me Are these beds made out of bombsYes but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow upBut try not to toss and turnCool - Despicable Me 00:13
Are these beds made out of bombsYes but they are very old...
Despicable Me So good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs biteBecause there are literally thousands of themAnd there's probably something in your closetHe's just kidding Agnes - Despicable Me 00:18
So good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs...
Despicable Me Pinkie promiseOh yes My pinkie promises - Despicable Me 00:08
Pinkie promiseOh yes My pinkie promises
Despicable Me Yes yes I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works - Despicable Me 00:07
Yes yes I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works
Despicable Me I fly to the moon I shrink the moonI grab the moon I sit on the toiletWhatSorry SorryCould you excuse me for just one second - Despicable Me 00:17
I fly to the moon I shrink the moonI grab the moon I sit on...
Despicable Me Can we get stuffed crustStuffed crust Stuffed crustI'll stuff you all in the crustYou're funnyJust don't come out of that room again - Despicable Me 00:14
Can we get stuffed crustStuffed crust Stuffed crustI'll...
Despicable Me Look Mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moonLook Mom I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroniLook Mom I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype - Despicable Me 00:20
Look Mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moonLook Mom...
Despicable Me In terms of moneywe have no money - Despicable Me 00:08
In terms of moneywe have no money
Despicable Me Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smellYou did not - Despicable Me 00:07
Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smellYou did...
Despicable Me Will you read us a bedtime storyNoPretty pleaseThe physical appearance of the please makes no differenceIt is still no so go to sleep - Despicable Me 00:17
Will you read us a bedtime storyNoPretty pleaseThe physical...
Despicable Me This is literatureA 2 year old could have written this All right - Despicable Me 00:07
This is literatureA 2 year old could have written this All...
Despicable Me Come on come on - Despicable Me 00:05
Come on come on
Despicable Me Now the girlsActually I think I'll hold on to them a little while longerNoOh yeah Unpredictable - Despicable Me 00:12
Now the girlsActually I think I'll hold on to them a...
Despicable Me Listen close you little punkWhen I get in there you are in for a world of painI'm really scaredHe is gonna kick your butt - Despicable Me 00:15
Listen close you little punkWhen I get in there you are in...
Despicable Me You gave us backI know I know And it is the worst mistake I ever madeBut you have to jump now - Despicable Me 00:10
You gave us backI know I know And it is the worst mistake I...
Despicable Me You gave us back - Despicable Me 00:08
You gave us back
Despicable Me Oh no Sorry That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously - Despicable Me 00:06
Oh no Sorry That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously
Despicable Me One big unicorn strong and freethought he was happy as he could beThen three little kittens came aroundand turned his whole life upside downHey that one looks like meNo what are you talking about These are kittensAny relation to persons living or dead is - Despicable Me 00:49
One big unicorn strong and freethought he was happy as he...
Despicable Me Hey that one looks like meNo what are you talking about These are kittensAny relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental - Despicable Me 00:10
Hey that one looks like meNo what are you talking about...
Despicable Me 2 The most magical faerie princess of all - Despicable Me 2 00:28
The most magical faerie princess of all
Despicable Me 2 I'm sorry I did not see you thereOr there - Despicable Me 2 00:08
I'm sorry I did not see you thereOr there
Despicable Me 2 Mr GruI didn't What YesHi Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVLOh whoopsSorry you're gonna have to come with meOh sorry I Freeze rayYou know you really should announceyour weapons after you fire them Mr GruFor exampleLipstick taser - Despicable Me 2 00:32
Mr GruI didn't What YesHi Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVLOh...
Despicable Me 2 Ah pins and needles - Despicable Me 2 00:04
Ah pins and needles
Despicable Me 2 We are the Anti Villain LeagueAn ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scaleRob a bank we're not interested Kill someone not our dealBut you want to melt the polar ice caps or vaporize Mount Fujior even steal the MoonThen we - Despicable Me 2 00:33
We are the Anti Villain LeagueAn ultra secret organization...
Despicable Me 2 Huh you usually don't see that in bunnies - Despicable Me 2 00:05
Huh you usually don't see that in bunnies
Despicable Me 2 I'm a father now And a legitimate businessmanI am developing a line of delicious jams and jelliesJams and jelliesOh attitude That's rightSo thanks but no thanksAnd here's a tip Instead of taeing people and kidnapping themmaybe you should just give them a - Despicable Me 2 00:32
I'm a father now And a legitimate businessmanI am...
Despicable Me 2 Okay just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good - Despicable Me 2 00:07
Okay just because everybody hates it doesn't mean...
Despicable Me 2 Hey what celebrity do you look likeUh Bruce WillisMmm noHumpty DumptyOoh Gollum - Despicable Me 2 00:11
Hey what celebrity do you look likeUh Bruce WillisMmm...
Despicable Me 2 Okay what are you doingWe're signing you up for online datingOh okay What No no noOh come on It's funAnd it's time for you to get out thereNo Stop No one is ever getting out there Ever - Despicable Me 2 00:16
Okay what are you doingWe're signing you up for online...
Despicable Me 2 I have accepted a new job - Despicable Me 2 00:21
I have accepted a new job
Despicable Me 2 All right here is the cupcake recipe I got off the InternetAnd don't go nuts with the sprinkles - Despicable Me 2 00:13
All right here is the cupcake recipe I got off the...
Despicable Me 2 Okay that's weird Why are you hereOn assignment from Silas I'm your new partnerYayWhat No no yayRamsbottom didn't say anything about a partnerWell it seems that because of your checkered pasteveryone else refused to work with youBut not me I stepped upAnd - Despicable Me 2 00:24
Okay that's weird Why are you hereOn assignment from...
Despicable Me 2 HelloBuenos días my friendsI am Eduardo Perezowner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant across the mallNow open for breakfast And you areGru And this is Lucy And we are closedThis is just going to take un momentoI am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo partyand I am - Despicable Me 2 00:53
HelloBuenos días my friendsI am Eduardo Perezowner of Salsa...
Despicable Me 2 That guy looks exactly like a villain named El MachoFrom about 20 years agoHe was ruthlessHe was dangerousAnd as the name implies very machoHe had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare handsBut sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone - Despicable Me 2 01:33
That guy looks exactly like a villain named El MachoFrom...
Despicable Me 2 But sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone too soon - Despicable Me 2 00:56
But sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone too soon
Despicable Me 2 I don't think I should do thisWell what do you mean Why notI don't even have a momWell you don't need one to do the showI mean you did the Veterans Day Pageantand you haven't been in combat - Despicable Me 2 00:17
I don't think I should do thisWell what do you mean Why...
Despicable Me 2 What are you doingI'm checking for laser beam alarm triggersIt's a restaurantYou never know what kind of booby trapsthis guy could have set Huh Come onThere are no booby trapsHa BoobyOh There's a chickenAre you lost little guyYou must be lostHa Some guard - Despicable Me 2 00:43
What are you doingI'm checking for laser beam alarm...
Despicable Me 2 All right I'm going inIf it picks up any traces of the serum the sensor in your belt bucklewill make a sound like thisMee maw Mee mawMee maw Mee maw OkayI get it I get itWelcome to Eagle Hair ClubIt's about time you showed upMr GruYou know my nameWhen - Despicable Me 2 01:42
All right I'm going inIf it picks up any traces of the...
Despicable Me 2 Margo has a boyfriendAnd they're going on a dateDate BoyfriendWhat - Despicable Me 2 00:08
Margo has a boyfriendAnd they're going on a dateDate...
Despicable Me 2 And my dream is to one day play video games for a livingWowYou're so complicatedMargoWhat is going on hereOh Gru se llama Antonio Me llamo MargoMe llama lama ding dong Who cares Let's go - Despicable Me 2 00:22
And my dream is to one day play video games for a...
Despicable Me 2 I'm sorry El MachoHadn't we eliminated him as a suspectafter the whole salsa incidentYes but there has been a new developmentand I'm telling you this is the guyYou need to arrest him immediatelyAnd his deviously charming sonI'm pretty sure that the son is - Despicable Me 2 00:48
I'm sorry El MachoHadn't we eliminated him as a...
Despicable Me 2 Agnes Agnes tell Jillian I'm not hereGru's not hereAre you sureYes he just told meMmm mmmI mean no he didn't just tell meAgnes where is GruHe's putting on lipstickHe's swatting at fliesNo NoHe's chopping his head offHe's pooping - Despicable Me 2 00:32
Agnes Agnes tell Jillian I'm not hereGru's not...
Despicable Me 2 Well I think you did it You just officially had the worst date everHuh tell me about itDon't worry It can only get better from here rightBut if it doesn't you can always borrow my dart gunI've had to use it on one or two dates myselfYeah you know as far - Despicable Me 2 00:39
Well I think you did it You just officially had the worst...
Despicable Me 2 Quack quack quack quack quack - Despicable Me 2 00:04
Quack quack quack quack quack
Despicable Me 2 Mr RamsbottomOh helloWhat are you doing hereWe got him Got whoFloyd EaglesanOur agents located a secret room in his shop last nightand discovered thisIt's empty but we found traces of the PX 41 serum in itHe's our manSo somehow in spite of your - Despicable Me 2 00:25
Mr RamsbottomOh helloWhat are you doing hereWe got him Got...
Despicable Me 2 Okay Let's party huhBut first let's go over the rulesBecause what is fun without the rulesAgnes easy on the churrosEdith try not to kill anyone HaiMargoHello Mr Gru - Despicable Me 2 00:17
Okay Let's party huhBut first let's go over the...
Despicable Me 2 I'm just chilling with the guac from my chip hat - Despicable Me 2 00:07
I'm just chilling with the guac from my chip hat
Despicable Me 2 You have not lost your touch my friendAh ha I knew itYou are El MachoThat's rightNobody believed meHo ho But I knew you weren't deadOf course not I merely faked my deathBut now it's time for meto make a spectacular return to evilDoctor I think it's time - Despicable Me 2 01:07
You have not lost your touch my friendAh ha I knew itYou are...
Despicable Me 2 We can do it togetherTogetherTogetherI have admired your work for years amigoStealing the Moon Are you kiddingWe would be unstoppableMen like you men like meWe should be ruling the worldSo are you inWoo hooUh yeah probablyProbablyI mean yes yes Of course - Despicable Me 2 01:04
We can do it togetherTogetherTogetherI have admired your...
Despicable Me 2 I hate boysYes They stink - Despicable Me 2 00:09
I hate boysYes They stink
Despicable Me 2 You brought the girlsYesOhWas that wrong - Despicable Me 2 00:08
You brought the girlsYesOhWas that wrong
Despicable Me 2 One push of this button and I send that rocketstraight into the same volcano where I faked my deathOnly this time it's for real - Despicable Me 2 00:13
One push of this button and I send that rocketstraight into...