Clips with Ricky Gervais

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The Office S01 • E02 When people say - The Office 00:11
When people say
The Office S01 • E02 I gave a speech only this morning to my staff - The Office 00:28
I gave a speech only this morning to my staff
The Office S01 • E03 Yeah There are limits to my comedy - The Office 00:38
Yeah There are limits to my comedy
The Office S02 • E01 Some people are intimidated - The Office 00:08
Some people are intimidated
The Office S02 • E02 Trust encouragement reward loyalty satisfaction - The Office 00:19
Trust encouragement reward loyalty satisfaction
The Office S02 • E02 Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous - The Office 00:15
Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous
The Office S02 • E03 People see me and see the suit - The Office 00:50
People see me and see the suit
The Office S02 • E03 They're malleable Hmm mmm - The Office 00:26
They're malleable Hmm mmm
The Office S02 • E03 How old would you say I was if you didn't know me - The Office 00:24
How old would you say I was if you didn't know me
The Office S02 • E04 The reason I put If it's in you I'll find it is if I waste you know - The Office 00:14
The reason I put If it's in you I'll find it is if...
The Office S02 • E04 Is this why you're around all the time - The Office 00:07
Is this why you're around all the time
The Office S02 • E04 Let's agree to disagree No Let's agree that you agree with me - The Office 00:06
Let's agree to disagree No Let's agree that you...
The Office S02 • E05 So That's - The Office 00:05
So That's
The Office S02 • E06 DAVID I don't look upon this like it's the end - The Office 01:09
DAVID I don't look upon this like it's the end
The Office S02 • E08 Never assume It makes an ass BOTH out of you and me - The Office 00:04
Never assume It makes an ass BOTH out of you and me
The Office S02 • E08 DAVID A philosopher once wrote You need three things to have a good life - The Office 00:52
DAVID A philosopher once wrote You need three things to have...
Valiant L've been Shanghaied - Valiant 00:05
L've been Shanghaied
Valiant L've got a doctor's note Zip it stinky - Valiant 00:05
L've got a doctor's note Zip it stinky
Valiant Not quite Listen maybe l'm not that conscientious but l do object - Valiant 00:06
Not quite Listen maybe l'm not that conscientious but l...
Valiant How did you find us - Valiant 00:18
How did you find us
Valiant Can you burp on cue Yeah - Valiant 00:08
Can you burp on cue Yeah
Valiant Well done mate - Valiant 00:03
Well done mate
For Your Consideration All I'm saying is have it there don't shove it down people's throats - For Your Consideration 00:18
All I'm saying is have it there don't shove it...
Stardust So name your best price For 10 000 boltsTen thousand bolts of finest quality grade AYeah but it's difficult to shift isn't it Difficult to storeIf I get the Revenue Men in here sniffing round what's theBest price 150 guineasGentlemen put the merchandise - Stardust 00:59
So name your best price For 10 000 boltsTen thousand bolts...
Stardust Brilliant You'd better be telling the truthyou two faced dogI can get you one of them actually Very good guard dogsThey can watch the back and the front door at the same time - Stardust 00:10
Brilliant You'd better be telling the truthyou two...
Ghost Town Date of birth Why - Ghost Town 00:43
Date of birth Why
Ghost Town When was the last time you ate A pertinent question at last - Ghost Town 00:44
When was the last time you ate A pertinent question at last
Ghost Town Gross invasion of my privacy this - Ghost Town 00:07
Gross invasion of my privacy this
Ghost Town It has an odd smell I can't quite place it - Ghost Town 00:04
It has an odd smell I can't quite place it
Ghost Town Not a real people person are you Dr Pincus - Ghost Town 00:17
Not a real people person are you Dr Pincus
Ghost Town Come back soon - Ghost Town 00:07
Come back soon
Ghost Town Fine example for healthcare workers - Ghost Town 00:12
Fine example for healthcare workers
Ghost Town Did anything unusual happen during my procedure What's he - Ghost Town 00:19
Did anything unusual happen during my procedure What's...
Ghost Town I don't want a Sapphire martini up with olives - Ghost Town 00:06
I don't want a Sapphire martini up with olives
Ghost Town And then when they brought me back I can - Ghost Town 00:18
And then when they brought me back I can
Ghost Town Bless you Oh God Thank you - Ghost Town 00:16
Bless you Oh God Thank you
Ghost Town You are a sad little man - Ghost Town 00:08
You are a sad little man
Ghost Town 'Cause I was thinking like rugged and somebody tough - Ghost Town 00:26
'Cause I was thinking like rugged and somebody tough
Ghost Town Shoes Your shoes are comfortable - Ghost Town 00:07
Shoes Your shoes are comfortable
Ghost Town Oh geez I see he died happy - Ghost Town 00:12
Oh geez I see he died happy
Ghost Town No That's You don't like crowds - Ghost Town 00:08
No That's You don't like crowds
Ghost Town When did you get your horse - Ghost Town 00:12
When did you get your horse
Ghost Town This is therapeutic actually You can trust me I'm a dentist - Ghost Town 00:06
This is therapeutic actually You can trust me I'm a...
Ghost Town What's with the doom and gloom It's going good - Ghost Town 00:32
What's with the doom and gloom It's going good
Ghost Town You're in love with her - Ghost Town 00:30
You're in love with her
Ghost Town You're from a scary country aren't you - Ghost Town 00:33
You're from a scary country aren't you
Ghost Town All work and no play makes Jack a valuable member of society - Ghost Town 00:08
All work and no play makes Jack a valuable member of society
Ghost Town Our time together as we both know has been rather unpleasant - Ghost Town 00:19
Our time together as we both know has been rather unpleasant
Ghost Town Our time together as we both know has been rather unpleasant - Ghost Town 00:19
Our time together as we both know has been rather unpleasant
Ghost Town And I think you should accept it - Ghost Town 00:13
And I think you should accept it
Ghost Town I love you Don't call me - Ghost Town 00:05
I love you Don't call me
Ghost Town You lied Why would you do that - Ghost Town 00:20
You lied Why would you do that
Ghost Town We live alone and then we die alone - Ghost Town 00:08
We live alone and then we die alone
Ghost Town They even put his penis in a big jar Why would they do that - Ghost Town 00:10
They even put his penis in a big jar Why would they do that
Ghost Town Gwen I've lived more in the last few days - Ghost Town 00:14
Gwen I've lived more in the last few days
Ghost Town Remember only floss the ones you wanna keep - Ghost Town 00:05
Remember only floss the ones you wanna keep
The Invention of Lying It doesn't matter - The Invention of Lying 00:56
It doesn't matter
The Invention of Lying Testing over the credits - The Invention of Lying 01:03
Testing over the credits
The Invention of Lying I was just masturbating - The Invention of Lying 00:09
I was just masturbating
The Invention of Lying I already have Martha Bellison I'm her son - The Invention of Lying 00:15
I already have Martha Bellison I'm her son
The Invention of Lying If you could make the world the way you wanted it to be - The Invention of Lying 01:38
If you could make the world the way you wanted it to be
The Invention of Lying This is the most amazing night of my entire life - The Invention of Lying 00:07
This is the most amazing night of my entire life
The Invention of Lying Hello this is Anna - The Invention of Lying 00:12
Hello this is Anna
The Invention of Lying I'm so scared Mark - The Invention of Lying 02:08
I'm so scared Mark
The Invention of Lying I did a bad thing It's okay - The Invention of Lying 00:04
I did a bad thing It's okay
The Invention of Lying I know what I want - The Invention of Lying 00:20
I know what I want
Dog Man (deep creaking) - Dog Man
(deep creaking)
Dog Man -FLIPPY: Oh, Robo-Cat. -(all gasp) - Dog Man
-FLIPPY: Oh, Robo-Cat. -(all gasp)
Dog Man -FLIPPY: Robo-Cat. -(distant explosion) - Dog Man
-FLIPPY: Robo-Cat. -(distant explosion)
Dog Man (Flippy laughing) - Dog Man
(Flippy laughing)