Rik Mayall quotes in movies

Eye of the Needle 00:28

- Fancy a game of poker, mate? - Why not?

Whoops Apocalypse 00:04

All right my lads

Whoops Apocalypse 00:05

Desmond put your fucking tiara on straight

Whoops Apocalypse 00:07

Please sarge can I bring the tiger

Whoops Apocalypse 00:05

Use subtlety and discretion wherever possible

Whoops Apocalypse 00:09

You mean to say

Whoops Apocalypse 00:05

Oh denzil's had his hair cut

Whoops Apocalypse 00:07

And get them posted back to their widows

Guest House Paradiso 00:11

The common law couple I trust you slept well

Guest House Paradiso 00:19

I trust you both washed

Guest House Paradiso 00:06

Ahh morning Mrs Foxfur

Guest House Paradiso 00:09

Chef's hurt himself

Guest House Paradiso 00:07

Where are your eggs from

Guest House Paradiso 00:04

Pheeb One boiled egg

Guest House Paradiso 00:09

Some He's a black belt in karate

Guest House Paradiso 00:57

Come saucy wood nymphs gather from your groves it is Richie

Guest House Paradiso 00:11

Oh Mr Twat

Guest House Paradiso 00:06

How do I look

Guest House Paradiso 00:22

Not really no What about that ring

Guest House Paradiso 00:16

I've depressed the light switch which is on a timer

Guest House Paradiso 00:09

So as we always say at the Guest House Paradiso

Guest House Paradiso 00:08

Good evening Miss Carbonara

"Great... 00:38

Hey aren't you

Churchill: The Hollywood Years 00:04

You just got to lighten up

Valiant 00:34

You want us to pluck out his feathers