Clips with Rob Freeman

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Shanghai Knights What are you reading - Shanghai Knights 00:12
What are you reading
Shanghai Knights L thought the food here was supposed to suck - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L thought the food here was supposed to suck
Shanghai Knights Look at you Look at youWhat brings you to New York My share of the goldRefresh my memory What goldThe emperor's goldOkay now that gold is in - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Look at you Look at youWhat brings you to New York My share...
Shanghai Knights Put her down you decadent Philistine - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Put her down you decadent Philistine
Shanghai Knights But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigoloWhere's the future in that - Shanghai Knights 00:08
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter...
Shanghai Knights Chon demons - Shanghai Knights 00:03
Chon demons
Shanghai Knights Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial Seal - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial...
Shanghai Knights You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous automobile ideaYeah that's gonna make a lot of money - Shanghai Knights 00:09
You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous...
Shanghai Knights What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more importantHe was the keeper of the lmperial SealThat's what I love about ChinaEverybody's job description sounds so damn cool - Shanghai Knights 00:16
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more...
Shanghai Knights It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat do you meanGet a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it saysl must have patienceBy the time l'm able to open itl will be ready to read the messageCome on ConfuciusThat's the corniest thing l've - Shanghai Knights 00:18
It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat...
Shanghai Knights The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore losersWhat did they loseA little thing called the American Revolution ChonNever heard of itl'll give you the highlightsThey came over with about a million menWe had a bunch of farmers with pitchforksand - Shanghai Knights 00:20
The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore...
Shanghai Knights Do whatever you want to the kid - Shanghai Knights 00:16
Do whatever you want to the kid
Shanghai Knights L call that one my kung pao chicken - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L call that one my kung pao chicken
Shanghai Knights L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yardThis isn't a yard It's a jail - Shanghai Knights 00:09
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the...
Shanghai Knights What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad gamblerand a lousy shotAlthough he's cheated death several timeshe spends most of his life wandering in a rather patheticand futile search for purpose and respectOh yesHe has a penchant for loose - Shanghai Knights 00:26
What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad...
Shanghai Knights Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose womenLoose women are attracted to me - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not...
Shanghai Knights Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really really hotconfused Chinese girl - Shanghai Knights 00:09
Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really...
Shanghai Knights The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us - Shanghai Knights 00:07
The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us
Shanghai Knights You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country - Shanghai Knights 00:05
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country
Shanghai Knights Oh this country blows - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Oh this country blows
Shanghai Knights You just ate the last chocolateCourse I didYou gotta look out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You just ate the last chocolateCourse I didYou gotta look...
Shanghai Knights We are wasting time We must find RathboneWhat do you think l've been doingSitting here drinking expensive hoochRefill - Shanghai Knights 00:09
We are wasting time We must find RathboneWhat do you think...
Shanghai Knights Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your companyat the jubilee ballin honor of Her Majesty's 50th year on the throneSounds goodIt doesn't address securityThey're not gonna let Chon and lwaltz into the castleAll you need is a proper disguisel do - Shanghai Knights 00:24
Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your companyat...
Shanghai Knights L look like a foolWhat You're a maharaja That's lndian royaltyBut l'm Chinese It's the same thing - Shanghai Knights 00:10
L look like a foolWhat You're a maharaja That's...
Shanghai Knights When I say that no matter how far you are from the throneyou'll always be number one in our hearts - Shanghai Knights 00:08
When I say that no matter how far you are from the...
Shanghai Knights Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this guyl'm trying to get something to eatHe's asking me if I got the clap - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this...
Shanghai Knights Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience
Shanghai Knights Okay ChonOkay you little Chinese otterLet's play - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Okay ChonOkay you little Chinese otterLet's play
Shanghai Knights She's gonna fight my battles for me - Shanghai Knights 00:05
She's gonna fight my battles for me
Shanghai Knights Wait There's something different about this room - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Wait There's something different about this room
Shanghai Knights Must you keep doing thatl was taught not to be seen or heard - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Must you keep doing thatl was taught not to be seen or heard
Shanghai Knights Wu ChowWu who - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Wu ChowWu who
Shanghai Knights That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's pawLook at that RoyDon't even think about itl'm just admiring the craftsmanship Chon - Shanghai Knights 00:11
That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's pawLook at...
Shanghai Knights Just looking out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Just looking out for number one
Shanghai Knights Slow downl'm a bat out of hellYee hawBesides I don't know where the brake is - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Slow downl'm a bat out of hellYee hawBesides I...
Shanghai Knights L've just been violated by a barnyard animal - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L've just been violated by a barnyard animal
Shanghai Knights One time I sent him over the Great WallHe was lost for three days Three days - Shanghai Knights 00:08
One time I sent him over the Great WallHe was lost for three...
Shanghai Knights You have a great bodyThere I said it It's out in the open - Shanghai Knights 00:08
You have a great bodyThere I said it It's out in the...
Shanghai Knights L'm getting ready to launch a little thingcalled Operation Sweep Her Off Her Feet - Shanghai Knights 00:06
L'm getting ready to launch a little thingcalled...
Shanghai Knights L'll give you a discountThat's the most romantic thing any woman's ever said to me - Shanghai Knights 00:10
L'll give you a discountThat's the most romantic...
Shanghai Knights He never speak the truth You know what I call himNot Roy O'Bannon Roy O'Baloney - Shanghai Knights 00:07
He never speak the truth You know what I call himNot Roy...
Shanghai Knights Roy there you areHi Mm hmmYou need anything buddyA whole lot of leave me alone - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Roy there you areHi Mm hmmYou need anything buddyA whole lot...
Shanghai Knights You think you're so cool with your karateand your childlike reflexes - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You think you're so cool with your karateand your...
Shanghai Knights You just smashed my puzzle boxl'll never figure out my message - Shanghai Knights 00:08
You just smashed my puzzle boxl'll never figure out my...
Shanghai Knights Who loves you baby - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Who loves you baby
Shanghai Knights Nice night for a walk - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Nice night for a walk
Shanghai Knights Put her down Put her downOr what Mr O'BannonAre you gonna kick my assl've read all about your ridiculous exploitsl mean justhow does it feel to kill a mummy with your bare handsOnly a nation of uneducated redneckswould be amused by such cowboy drivelWhoa - Shanghai Knights 00:42
Put her down Put her downOr what Mr O'BannonAre you...
Shanghai Knights What's in it for youYou're looking at the future king of EnglandYou're like 20th in line to the throne10thBut my friend is about to change all that - Shanghai Knights 00:11
What's in it for youYou're looking at the future...
Shanghai Knights Chon I got a confession to makeYou are in love with my sisterWell that butl didn't lose all the money on the zeppelinsNoNah I blew most of it on the Roy O'Bannon novelsl wrote themNo Sage McCallister wrote themThat's what l'm saying buddy l'm Sage - Shanghai Knights 00:40
Chon I got a confession to makeYou are in love with my...
Shanghai Knights But if you break her heart l'll break your legsThat's fair - Shanghai Knights 00:08
But if you break her heart l'll break your...
Shanghai Knights You look ridiculousl think we look good - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You look ridiculousl think we look good
Shanghai Knights So what are we gonna doCome on thinkl'm not going to an English prisonWith my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic buildthey'll try to make us the belle of the ball - Shanghai Knights 00:16
So what are we gonna doCome on thinkl'm not going to an...
Shanghai Knights So why did you come backWhy did you give up the seal'Cause l'm a foolGuess l'm a fool too - Shanghai Knights 00:13
So why did you come backWhy did you give up the...
Shanghai Knights L just saved youYou were late - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L just saved youYou were late
Shanghai Knights This is hopelessWe're not gonna get past the guardsWell not with that attitude we won't - Shanghai Knights 00:07
This is hopelessWe're not gonna get past the guardsWell...
Shanghai Knights Hold it right there Rathboner - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Hold it right there Rathboner
Shanghai Knights L'm guessing by your hasty retreatthat you're still 20th in line for the throne10th - Shanghai Knights 00:07
L'm guessing by your hasty retreatthat you're...
Shanghai Knights Be carefulTell Rathbone to be careful - Shanghai Knights 00:07
Be carefulTell Rathbone to be careful
Shanghai Knights One more - Shanghai Knights 00:03
One more
Shanghai Knights Can take out Roy O'Bannon - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Can take out Roy O'Bannon
Shanghai Knights You got any ideasHuhWe jump JumpYou mean fall - Shanghai Knights 00:14
You got any ideasHuhWe jump JumpYou mean fall
Shanghai Knights It's a horrible name for a detectiveSherlock Holmes Holmes - Shanghai Knights 00:06
It's a horrible name for a detectiveSherlock Holmes...
Shanghai Knights It's just a rock with some gibberish on itThat's Chinese - Shanghai Knights 00:06
It's just a rock with some gibberish on itThat's...
Shanghai Knights There's no soundso we don't have to worry about the language problemAnd I think the kung fu stuff could be hugePeople are dying for a good action pictureWhat do you thinkChon Wang movie starIt could work - Shanghai Knights 00:17
There's no soundso we don't have to worry about...
Shanghai Knights Bloody tourists - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Bloody tourists
Shanghai Knights They're parents We have parents that love usYou don't 'cause you're a little orphan - Shanghai Knights 00:07
They're parents We have parents that love usYou...
Shanghai Knights RoyRoyMy ass is on fire - Shanghai Knights 00:09
RoyRoyMy ass is on fire
The Dead Jesus Christ - The Dead 00:10
Jesus Christ
The Dead You saved my life - The Dead 00:36
You saved my life
The Dead That noise you hear - The Dead 00:25
That noise you hear