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Shanghai Knights What are you reading - Shanghai Knights 00:12
What are you reading
Shanghai Knights Sorry sheriff No princess - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Sorry sheriff No princess
Shanghai Knights L thought the food here was supposed to suck - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L thought the food here was supposed to suck
Shanghai Knights Look at you Look at youWhat brings you to New York My share of the goldRefresh my memory What goldThe emperor's goldOkay now that gold is in - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Look at you Look at youWhat brings you to New York My share...
Shanghai Knights Put her down you decadent Philistine - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Put her down you decadent Philistine
Shanghai Knights There's a woman in there She wants me to sleep with herOf course she doesl told her the Great Wall ain't the only big thingcoming out of ChinaWhy did you say that So you could get the moneyl will not sleep with women for moneyWhyl'm gonna sleep with her - Shanghai Knights 00:24
There's a woman in there She wants me to sleep with...
Shanghai Knights And think about your sister in EnglandWhat Roy - Shanghai Knights 00:06
And think about your sister in EnglandWhat Roy
Shanghai Knights But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter gigoloWhere's the future in that - Shanghai Knights 00:08
But look at me l'm a 30 year old waiter...
Shanghai Knights Cops Cops They can help usNo no Chon not these copsThese are dirty cops They take advantage of peopleNow if they stop us remember l'm not Roy O'BannonWho are youl'm your friend Smoky Desperado from the WestAnd who am lYou You're BenihanaBenihana YeahYou - Shanghai Knights 00:36
Cops Cops They can help usNo no Chon not these copsThese are...
Shanghai Knights Chon demons - Shanghai Knights 00:03
Chon demons
Shanghai Knights Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial Seal - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Since your return l have yet to lay eyes on the lmperial...
Shanghai Knights You! Chon I found our ticket out of here. ROY: We're on our way. Looks like old Roy came through aga - Shanghai Knights 00:18
You! Chon I found our ticket out of here. ROY: We're on...
Shanghai Knights You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous automobile ideaYeah that's gonna make a lot of money - Shanghai Knights 00:09
You're lucky I didn't investin that ridiculous...
Shanghai Knights What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more importantHe was the keeper of the lmperial SealThat's what I love about ChinaEverybody's job description sounds so damn cool - Shanghai Knights 00:16
What did your dad do Was he an lmperial GuardNoMuch more...
Shanghai Knights It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat do you meanGet a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it saysl must have patienceBy the time l'm able to open itl will be ready to read the messageCome on ConfuciusThat's the corniest thing l've - Shanghai Knights 00:18
It's a puzzle box l don't know how to open yetWhat...
Shanghai Knights The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore losersWhat did they loseA little thing called the American Revolution ChonNever heard of itl'll give you the highlightsThey came over with about a million menWe had a bunch of farmers with pitchforksand - Shanghai Knights 00:20
The English are not very friendlyThey're just sore...
Shanghai Knights Come here you little rubbish eaterWhat did I tell you about poaching on our turf Charliel'm on the straight and narrow HonestWhat's this thenAfter l'm through beating youyou're gonna wish you never ran away from the workhouseCHON Leave the boy aloneBloody - Shanghai Knights 00:41
Come here you little rubbish eaterWhat did I tell you about...
Shanghai Knights What's this then? - Shanghai Knights 00:29
What's this then?
Shanghai Knights Do whatever you want to the kid - Shanghai Knights 00:16
Do whatever you want to the kid
Shanghai Knights MAN: There he is! - Shanghai Knights 00:06
MAN: There he is!
Shanghai Knights Hey! Hey! WOMAN: Oh! Watch it! - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Hey! Hey! WOMAN: Oh! Watch it!
Shanghai Knights Did you see that? - Shanghai Knights 00:18
Did you see that?
Shanghai Knights L call that one my kung pao chicken - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L call that one my kung pao chicken
Shanghai Knights L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the yardThis isn't a yard It's a jail - Shanghai Knights 00:09
L think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the...
Shanghai Knights What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad gamblerand a lousy shotAlthough he's cheated death several timeshe spends most of his life wandering in a rather patheticand futile search for purpose and respectOh yesHe has a penchant for loose - Shanghai Knights 00:26
What else can you tellThe owner of this watch is a bad...
Shanghai Knights Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose womenLoose women are attracted to me - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Just to set the record straightRoy O'Bannon is not...
Shanghai Knights Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really really hotconfused Chinese girl - Shanghai Knights 00:09
Artie Lin is not a killerShe's just a really really...
Shanghai Knights Wow. Buckingham Palace. Look at that Chon. That's where the queen lives. Hey look at this guy. CHON: - Shanghai Knights 00:27
Wow. Buckingham Palace. Look at that Chon. That's where...
Shanghai Knights The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us - Shanghai Knights 00:07
The queenLook The queenShe's mooning us
Shanghai Knights You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country - Shanghai Knights 00:05
You might have heard of it We run your jerkwater country
Shanghai Knights ROY: They can't do that! - Shanghai Knights 00:52
ROY: They can't do that!
Shanghai Knights Oh this country blows - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Oh this country blows
Shanghai Knights Come on in and warm your dogs. - Shanghai Knights 00:11
Come on in and warm your dogs.
Shanghai Knights You just ate the last chocolateCourse I didYou gotta look out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You just ate the last chocolateCourse I didYou gotta look...
Shanghai Knights We are wasting time We must find RathboneWhat do you think l've been doingSitting here drinking expensive hoochRefill - Shanghai Knights 00:09
We are wasting time We must find RathboneWhat do you think...
Shanghai Knights Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your companyat the jubilee ballin honor of Her Majesty's 50th year on the throneSounds goodIt doesn't address securityThey're not gonna let Chon and lwaltz into the castleAll you need is a proper disguisel do - Shanghai Knights 00:24
Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your companyat...
Shanghai Knights L look like a foolWhat You're a maharaja That's lndian royaltyBut l'm Chinese It's the same thing - Shanghai Knights 00:10
L look like a foolWhat You're a maharaja That's...
Shanghai Knights L see a lot of myself in that kidIt's kind of freaking me out Come on - Shanghai Knights 00:07
L see a lot of myself in that kidIt's kind of freaking...
Shanghai Knights When I say that no matter how far you are from the throneyou'll always be number one in our hearts - Shanghai Knights 00:08
When I say that no matter how far you are from the...
Shanghai Knights Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this guyl'm trying to get something to eatHe's asking me if I got the clap - Shanghai Knights 00:13
Spotted Dick sir WhatSpotted DickCan you believe this...
Shanghai Knights Mmm This is goodl thought the food here was supposed to suckThe haggis is fresh from Scotland sirIt's made from the finest sheeps' bladdersl'm gonna get some whiskey and wash my mouth out - Shanghai Knights 00:19
Mmm This is goodl thought the food here was supposed to...
Shanghai Knights Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Damn it Remember your puzzle box Patience
Shanghai Knights RoyThe painting It's looking at meLook Oh yeahLooks like it's looking at me That's great - Shanghai Knights 00:09
RoyThe painting It's looking at meLook Oh yeahLooks...
Shanghai Knights Okay ChonOkay you little Chinese otterLet's play - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Okay ChonOkay you little Chinese otterLet's play
Shanghai Knights She's gonna fight my battles for me - Shanghai Knights 00:05
She's gonna fight my battles for me
Shanghai Knights Wait There's something different about this room - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Wait There's something different about this room
Shanghai Knights Let's go! - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Let's go!
Shanghai Knights Must you keep doing thatl was taught not to be seen or heard - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Must you keep doing thatl was taught not to be seen or heard
Shanghai Knights L remember watching my brother play with this like a baby rattle. - Shanghai Knights 00:55
L remember watching my brother play with this like a baby...
Shanghai Knights Wu ChowWu who - Shanghai Knights 00:06
Wu ChowWu who
Shanghai Knights Wu ChowWu whoHe is the emperor's bastard brotherHe was banished from the Forbidden Cityfor trying to steal the lmperial SealOur father caught himHe vowed to return to claim the emperor's throneThis guy - Shanghai Knights 00:20
Wu ChowWu whoHe is the emperor's bastard brotherHe was...
Shanghai Knights That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's pawLook at that RoyDon't even think about itl'm just admiring the craftsmanship Chon - Shanghai Knights 00:11
That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's pawLook at...
Shanghai Knights Just looking out for number one - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Just looking out for number one
Shanghai Knights Go! You can do it! ROY: She's got it. She's got it! Roy! Come on! Chon what in our history together - Shanghai Knights 00:23
Go! You can do it! ROY: She's got it. She's got...
Shanghai Knights Roy Come on - Shanghai Knights 00:05
Roy Come on
Shanghai Knights Slow downl'm a bat out of hellYee hawBesides I don't know where the brake is - Shanghai Knights 00:08
Slow downl'm a bat out of hellYee hawBesides I...
Shanghai Knights L've just been violated by a barnyard animal - Shanghai Knights 00:04
L've just been violated by a barnyard animal
Shanghai Knights Can I tell you something WhatThis is a hell of a damn adventure we're onl'm having an absolute ball with you - Shanghai Knights 00:11
Can I tell you something WhatThis is a hell of a damn...
Shanghai Knights One time I sent him over the Great WallHe was lost for three days Three days - Shanghai Knights 00:08
One time I sent him over the Great WallHe was lost for three...
Shanghai Knights You have a great bodyThere I said it It's out in the open - Shanghai Knights 00:08
You have a great bodyThere I said it It's out in the...
Shanghai Knights ROY: Whitechapel. - Shanghai Knights 00:07
ROY: Whitechapel.
Shanghai Knights See? She's a little open-minded. l know this sounds crazy 'cause I just met her... but I think l'm f - Shanghai Knights 00:39
See? She's a little open-minded. l know this sounds...
Shanghai Knights L'm getting ready to launch a little thingcalled Operation Sweep Her Off Her Feet - Shanghai Knights 00:06
L'm getting ready to launch a little thingcalled...
Shanghai Knights L'll give you a discountThat's the most romantic thing any woman's ever said to me - Shanghai Knights 00:10
L'll give you a discountThat's the most romantic...
Shanghai Knights He never speak the truth You know what I call himNot Roy O'Bannon Roy O'Baloney - Shanghai Knights 00:07
He never speak the truth You know what I call himNot Roy...
Shanghai Knights Roy there you areHi Mm hmmYou need anything buddyA whole lot of leave me alone - Shanghai Knights 00:14
Roy there you areHi Mm hmmYou need anything buddyA whole lot...
Shanghai Knights You think you're so cool with your karateand your childlike reflexes - Shanghai Knights 00:07
You think you're so cool with your karateand your...
Shanghai Knights You just smashed my puzzle boxl'll never figure out my message - Shanghai Knights 00:08
You just smashed my puzzle boxl'll never figure out my...
Shanghai Knights What? ALL: Hi Roy. - Shanghai Knights 00:13
What? ALL: Hi Roy.
Shanghai Knights Who loves you baby - Shanghai Knights 00:04
Who loves you baby