Clips with Rob Schneider

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Necessary Roughness But in a typhoon it's anybody's game - Necessary Roughness 00:11
But in a typhoon it's anybody's game
Necessary Roughness NEIDERMAN Edison is down at the Jayhawk 37 - Necessary Roughness 00:08
NEIDERMAN Edison is down at the Jayhawk 37
Necessary Roughness NEIDERMAN Lucy Draper is the first woman football player - Necessary Roughness 00:07
NEIDERMAN Lucy Draper is the first woman football player
Necessary Roughness He's in the end zone WHISTLING - Necessary Roughness 00:10
He's in the end zone WHISTLING
Necessary Roughness A 96 yard touchdown on the opening kickoff - Necessary Roughness 00:10
A 96 yard touchdown on the opening kickoff
Necessary Roughness We hope you stay with us for our halftime extravaganza - Necessary Roughness 00:15
We hope you stay with us for our halftime extravaganza
Necessary Roughness Big sack by Manumana the slender - Necessary Roughness 00:11
Big sack by Manumana the slender
Necessary Roughness NEIDERMAN Now how could the ref call that - Necessary Roughness 00:08
NEIDERMAN Now how could the ref call that
Necessary Roughness Andre Krimm breaks into the backfield - Necessary Roughness 00:08
Andre Krimm breaks into the backfield
Necessary Roughness Holy Columbus Ohio - Necessary Roughness 00:04
Holy Columbus Ohio
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Do you know how the TV works I'm 10 years old TV's my life - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:06
Do you know how the TV works I'm 10 years old TV's...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York I understand I'm sorry You wanted a tipThat won't be necessary sir I still have some tip left overNo tip OkayNo no no Wait wait wait - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:18
I understand I'm sorry You wanted a tipThat won't...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Mr McCallister's room service bill sirMerry Christmas sirNice family ReallyMerry Christmas indeedOh DadKevin You spent 967 on room service - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 00:36
Mr McCallister's room service bill sirMerry Christmas...
The Beverly Hillbillies They won't know what hit 'em You're not gonna sleep with him are you - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:31
They won't know what hit 'em You're not gonna...
The Beverly Hillbillies I got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:09
I got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing
The Beverly Hillbillies Get those legs off him She's got crap on her boots - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:09
Get those legs off him She's got crap on her boots
The Beverly Hillbillies Tyler Let's set up the computer and push the button - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:31
Tyler Let's set up the computer and push the button
Demolition Man Greetings welcome to the emergency line of the SAPDIf you prefer an automated response press one now - Demolition Man 00:09
Greetings welcome to the emergency line of the SAPDIf you...
Demolition Man I don't knowif you guys know it butyou're out of toilet paperDid you say toilet paperThey used handfuls of wadded paperback in the 20thI'm happy you're happy but in place of toilet paperyou've got a shelf with three seashellsHe doesn't know how to use the - Demolition Man 00:37
I don't knowif you guys know it butyou're out of...
Demolition Man We can wait for another code to go redWhen Phoenix performs another MurderDeathKillwe'll know exactly where to pounceGreat plan - Demolition Man 00:12
We can wait for another code to go redWhen Phoenix performs...
Judge Dredd It's better than prison - Judge Dredd 00:06
It's better than prison
Judge Dredd Mega City Code 75 92 Willful sabotage of a public droid - Judge Dredd 00:53
Mega City Code 75 92 Willful sabotage of a public droid
Judge Dredd What what are you doing here - Judge Dredd 01:00
What what are you doing here
Judge Dredd The legendary Angel family - Judge Dredd 00:20
The legendary Angel family
Judge Dredd Can it be Can it be that from the City of the Fallen we have one of the faithful - Judge Dredd 01:02
Can it be Can it be that from the City of the Fallen we have...
Judge Dredd Dredd there's no way in - Judge Dredd 00:42
Dredd there's no way in
Judge Dredd All right You ready kid No - Judge Dredd 00:17
All right You ready kid No
Judge Dredd The shuttle crash The Cursed Earth Cannibals And now a fireball up my ass - Judge Dredd 00:39
The shuttle crash The Cursed Earth Cannibals And now a...
Judge Dredd I'm alive I'm alive - Judge Dredd 00:08
I'm alive I'm alive
Judge Dredd Hey hey wh why you're taking off his clothes - Judge Dredd 00:09
Hey hey wh why you're taking off his clothes
Judge Dredd Dredd you may wanna wash this seat after we get off the bike - Judge Dredd 00:08
Dredd you may wanna wash this seat after we get off the bike
Judge Dredd Fergie cover the rear But I never fired a gun in my life - Judge Dredd 00:08
Fergie cover the rear But I never fired a gun in my life
Judge Dredd (SCREAMING) - Judge Dredd 00:16
(SCREAMING)
Judge Dredd We're a team Granted you do most of the work but we're still a team - Judge Dredd 00:11
We're a team Granted you do most of the work but...
The Waterboy You can do it - The Waterboy 00:09
You can do it
The Waterboy You can do it Cut his fucking head off - The Waterboy 00:08
You can do it Cut his fucking head off
The Waterboy Oh no We suck again - The Waterboy 00:13
Oh no We suck again
The Waterboy You'll see You can do it - The Waterboy 00:11
You'll see You can do it
Knock Off What There are knock off artists in Hong Kong - Knock Off 00:05
What There are knock off artists in Hong Kong
Knock Off I sign things too in private - Knock Off 00:27
I sign things too in private
Knock Off You're the king of knock offs - Knock Off 00:09
You're the king of knock offs
Knock Off That still doesn't prove he's a knock off artist - Knock Off 00:12
That still doesn't prove he's a knock off artist
Knock Off You're never gonna get away with this Shut up - Knock Off 00:17
You're never gonna get away with this Shut up
Knock Off Once We have our little baby bombs all over the U S - Knock Off 00:21
Once We have our little baby bombs all over the U S
Muppets from Space Me You've got it - Muppets from Space 00:05
Me You've got it
Muppets from Space Rizzo Gonzo - Muppets from Space 00:06
Rizzo Gonzo
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Medieval weapons - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:39
Medieval weapons
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Chinese Tailbar Lionfish - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:23
Chinese Tailbar Lionfish
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Give them pleasure - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:34
Give them pleasure
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo I guess I'll just take some sea snails - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:11
I guess I'll just take some sea snails
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Any ladies need some entertainment tonight - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:45
Any ladies need some entertainment tonight
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:16
I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo What happened to the carpet - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:22
What happened to the carpet
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Maybe we should take care of a little business first - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:20
Maybe we should take care of a little business first
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo But I had no idea - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:29
But I had no idea
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo My mother's birthstone - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43
My mother's birthstone
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28
You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo I think there's been a mistake - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28
I think there's been a mistake
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo YEAH BALL HAIR - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:07
YEAH BALL HAIR
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo This next date is what we man pimps call a doozy - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:01
This next date is what we man pimps call a doozy
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:29
I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a...
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo I oughta bust you right now - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43
I oughta bust you right now
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo You know anything about this - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:52
You know anything about this
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo God rest her soul - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 02:54
God rest her soul
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Do the letters T and J mean anything to you - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:19
Do the letters T and J mean anything to you
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo You better show some respect - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:41
You better show some respect
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Isn't there anything else you can do - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:38
Isn't there anything else you can do
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo If man whoring has taught me anything - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:40
If man whoring has taught me anything
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo I should have told you right from the start - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 02:05
I should have told you right from the start
Eight Crazy Nights You're an animal - Eight Crazy Nights 00:34
You're an animal