Rob Schneider quotes in movies

Eight Crazy Nights 00:13

I love it Your ass busted

Eight Crazy Nights 00:09

How could you all be so mean to Whitey

Eight Crazy Nights 00:16

Let the door be open Please just give me that

Mr Deeds 00:06

Holy shit it's a cat

Mr Deeds 00:29

Hard to breathe feels like floating

Around the World in 80 Days 00:24

Alms

Around the World in 80 Days 00:08

Your stink is your most powerful weapon in your begging...

Around the World in 80 Days 00:21

One day I will build a machine that will allow man to fly

50 First Dates 00:12

You see what happens when you play with sharks

50 First Dates 00:13

You can handle that What's wrong with that turtle

50 First Dates 00:17

Come on I need some details

50 First Dates 00:09

And why is your foot on my pillow

50 First Dates 00:06

You suck you're good at everything Father of the Year...

50 First Dates 00:23

By the way cuz I met this sexy blond tax attorney at...

50 First Dates 00:32

What Hey Dad

50 First Dates 00:07

I'd like to do something extra fun tonight

50 First Dates 00:37

You meet her hang out flirt no commitment nobody gets hurt

50 First Dates 00:08

I think my stitches opened up again cuz

50 First Dates 00:06

You're on I love it

50 First Dates 00:27

Okay this is her Start beating me up

50 First Dates 00:27

Yeah that's right Take that And that And that

50 First Dates 00:06

Oh you crazy bitch

50 First Dates 00:10

The part of you in this reenactment

50 First Dates 00:04

Aquariums make me super horny

50 First Dates 00:13

Ula Get back to cleaning the pool

50 First Dates 00:07

Thank you buddy What does that mean again

50 First Dates 00:05

My shirt size is medium husky

50 First Dates 00:27

Hey Kikikuloa

50 First Dates 00:16

Even though in like 10 15 years

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:22

I love President Bush

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21

T J thank God you're here

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:19

But they were the first to put them together

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:15

We're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:14

Check it out That's Assapopulus from Greece

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:09

Baby never eat again

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:17

We don't unilaterally invade another country just to...

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:13

Before I can go on a date I have to collect

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:23

Why aren't you in disguise I'm in disguise

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:47

I'm in blackface

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 01:28

He's the Man Whore killer

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 03:35

You die with the rest of them

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:47

We will die together

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:39

Did anybody hurt you in there

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:41

Did anyone hurt you in there

Click 00:14

Michael Sorry I'm late sir

Click 00:05

Still itchy You got it

Click 00:05

God I love it It is simply awesome

Click 00:15

No disrespect Prince Hubbida Hubbida

The Longest Yard 00:10

You can do itGet that old ass of yours in the end zoneWe...

American Crude 00:06

You really are the fucking devil you know that

The Benchwarmers 00:12

Maybe this is a sign you should get a car

The Benchwarmers 00:23

I've never even been on a field

The Benchwarmers 00:32

Nice meeting you Fairy Jerry

The Benchwarmers 00:20

Are you the kid that got farted on earlier

The Benchwarmers 00:05

I It was one of the best days of my life

The Benchwarmers 00:06

My wife's the only one who'll get to twist these...

The Benchwarmers 00:22

N now Richie do you have any kids

The Benchwarmers 00:12

What do you say about being

The Benchwarmers 00:08

Let's kick some hairless ass

The Benchwarmers 00:21

Clark don't pick your nose in front of me please

The Benchwarmers 00:26

Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids

The Benchwarmers 00:11

Don't swing if it's not in the strike zone

The Benchwarmers 00:37

Come on Go

The Benchwarmers 00:19

Just make some room honey I gotta take a leak

The Benchwarmers 00:21

He wasn't feeling well earlier so I couldn't play...

Grandma's Boy 01:41

The Girls at Madam Camae's Filipino Palace

Grandma's Boy 00:26

This is bullshit

Grandma's Boy 00:21

You forgot smoking lamp

Big Stan 00:14

The goal is to express ourselves They're Scientologists

Big Stan 00:14

I understand Pick up your gold teeth