Robert Downey Jr. Quotes & Movies

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes poster

Sherlock Holmes Tony Stark

Avengers: Endgame poster

Avengers: Endgame Tony Stark

Spider Man: Homecoming poster

Spider Man: Homecoming Marvin

Chef poster

Chef Tony Stark

Captain America: Civil War poster

Captain America: Civil War Tony Stark

Avengers: Infinity War poster

Avengers: Infinity War Tony Stark

Avengers: Age of Ultron poster

Avengers: Age of Ultron Tony Stark

The Avengers poster

The Avengers Tony Stark

Iron Man 2 poster

Iron Man 2 Tony Stark

Iron Man poster

Iron Man Bill Bush

Short Cuts poster

Short Cuts Harry Lockhart

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang poster

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Joe Wershba

Good Night, and Good Luck poster

Good Night, and Good Luck Wayne Gale

Natural Born Killers poster

Natural Born Killers James Barris

A Scanner Darkly poster

A Scanner Darkly Thomas Reilly

Heart and Souls poster

Heart and Souls Tony Stark

Iron Man 3 poster

Iron Man 3 Dr. John Dolittle

Dolittle poster

Dolittle Terry Crabtree

Wonder Boys poster

Wonder Boys Dito

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints poster

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Steve Lopez

The Soloist poster

The Soloist Nathan Gardner

Charlie Bartlett poster

Charlie Bartlett Kirk Lazarus - Hot LZ

Tropic Thunder poster

Tropic Thunder Royce

U S Marshals poster

U S Marshals Ian

Weird Science poster

Weird Science Derek Lutz

Back to School poster

Back to School Peter Highman

Due Date poster

Due Date Dr. Kozak

The Shaggy Dog poster

The Shaggy Dog Alex Finch

Chances Are poster

Chances Are Hank Palmer

The Judge poster

The Judge Pete Graham

Gothika poster

Gothika Peter Wright

Only You poster

Air America poster

Air America Jack Jericho

The Pick up Artist poster

The Pick up Artist Jimmy Parker

Tuff Turf poster

Tuff Turf Ralph Carr

1969 poster

1969 Telephone Jack

Lucky You poster

Lucky You Dan Dark

The Singing Detective poster

The Singing Detective Jerry Renfro

Bowfinger poster

Bowfinger Punk Party Crasher

Girls Just Want to Have Fun poster

Girls Just Want to Have Fun Charles Spencer Chaplin

Chaplin poster

Chaplin Lionel Sweeney

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus poster

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane... Paul Avery

Zodiac poster

Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy poster

Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy Tony Stark

The Incredible Hulk poster

The Incredible Hulk Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows poster

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Small Boy in Covered Wagon

Greaser's Palace poster

Greaser's Palace Leo Wiggins

Johnny Be Good poster

Johnny Be Good Clyde Pell

poster

Vivian Thompson

In Dreams poster

In Dreams Steven Schwimmer

Game 6 poster

Game 6 Lord Rivers

Richard III poster

Richard III David Barnes

Soapdish poster

Soapdish Roger Baron

True Believer poster

True Believer Blake

Two Girls and a Guy poster

Two Girls and a Guy Tommy Larson

Home for the Holidays poster

Home for the Holidays Self

The Last Party poster

The Last Party Merivel

Restoration poster

Restoration Julian

Less Than Zero poster

Less Than Zero Jim Scott

Danger Zone poster

Danger Zone Self

Sr. poster

The Chef Show poster

The Chef Show Charlie

One Night Stand poster

One Night Stand Self - Guest

Finding Your Roots poster

Finding Your Roots Lewis Strauss

Oppenheimer poster

Oppenheimer Self

Stan Lee poster

Stan Lee Tony Stark

Marvel One-Shot: The Consultant poster

Marvel One-Shot: The Consultant Lee

Firstborn poster

Firstborn Boy on Soccer Team

Up the Academy poster

Up the Academy Claude

The Sympathizer poster

The Sympathizer

Clips with Robert Downey Jr.

What do you remember about your dadHe was cold he was calculatingHe never told me he loved me He never even told me he liked meso it's a little tough for me to digestwhen you're telling me he said the whole future was riding on meand he's passing it down - Iron Man 2

What do you remember about your dadHe was cold he was...

Well then clearly you knew my dad better than I didAs a matter of fact I did He was one of the founding members of S H I E I DWhat - Iron Man 2

Well then clearly you knew my dad better than I didAs a...

Mr Stark Is here - Iron Man 2

Mr Stark Is here

Take it Take it I don't like people handing me thingsIf you just drop that there that'd be greatAre you Iron Man Sometimes - Iron Man 2

Take it Take it I don't like people handing me thingsIf...

Mute No - Iron Man 2

I need you I need you tooto leave now That's what I'm trying to - Iron Man 2

I need you I need you tooto leave now That's what...

Anything else boss I'm good HapNo I'll be just another minuteI lost both the kids in the divorce - Iron Man 2

Anything else boss I'm good HapNo I'll be just...

Good luck ByeThanks We need youYeah more than you know Not that much - Iron Man 2

Good luck ByeThanks We need youYeah more than you know Not...

Because if you don't - Iron Man 2

Because if you don't

Hey Tony how you doingI double cycle You whatYou told me double cycle's more power Good adviceYou sound pretty sprightly for a dead guyYou tooTrace him SirNow the true history of Stark name will be writtenJarvis where is heAccessing the Oracle grid - Iron Man 2

Hey Tony how you doingI double cycle You whatYou told me...

You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guyYou too - Iron Man 2

You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guyYou too

I hope you're ready - Iron Man 2

I hope you're ready

That tastes like coconut And metal - Iron Man 2

That tastes like coconut And metal

Give them a wave - Iron Man 2

Give them a wave

Drop your socks and grab your Crocs We're about to get wet on this ride - Iron Man 2

Drop your socks and grab your Crocs We're about to get...

Well we want to take the high ground okay - Iron Man 2

Well we want to take the high ground okay

Tony look I'm sorry okay Don't beNo I should have trusted you moreI'm the one who put you in this position Forget itNo It's your fault I just wanted to say I'm sorry - Iron Man 2

Tony look I'm sorry okay Don't beNo I should have...

Hammer tech Yeah - Iron Man 2

Hammer tech Yeah

Look at me My body literallycannot handle the stressI never know if you're gonna kill yourself or wreck the whole companyI think I did okay - Iron Man 2

Look at me My body literallycannot handle the stressI never...

I think it was weirdYou guys look like two seals fighting over a grapeI had just quit actually Yeah so we're notYou don't have to do that I heard the whole thingYou should get lost I was here first Get a roof - Iron Man 2

I think it was weirdYou guys look like two seals fighting...

Agreed - Iron Man 2

My father always had a sayingWhen a day starts like this it's all uphill from hereThat's actually incorrectMy dad used to say it No it's all downhill from hereEverybody wants to be up Nobody wants to be downIt's easier as you go down He didn't know what - Due Date

My father always had a sayingWhen a day starts like this...

What am I supposed to do Have you ever seen Forrest GumpYesWell he ran across country and he was pretty stupidSo I have faith in you - Due Date

What am I supposed to do Have you ever seen Forrest...

Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can EthanBecause he's dead Peter - Due Date

Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can...

What Nothing - Due Date

What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our money on drugsI don't think in those terms What terms do you think inI'm not an accountant I'm not even JewishAre you an adult Of course I'm an adult I'm 23 years oldYou are the most shot out 23 year - Due Date

What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our...

Oh jeepers Creepers He's right he's rightWhat do you mean he's rightEthan Tremblay is my stage name I'm an actorYour stage name What is your real name Ethan ChaseIt doesn't sound like an actor's name Ethan Chase doesEthan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn - Due Date

Oh jeepers Creepers He's right he's rightWhat do...

We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five minutesIt's 6 35 sirWhat are you my boss You make the hoursI say when we close I got reservations at Chili's I'm meeting my boysYou have a reservation at Chili's Mm hmThat's actually smart I mean it gets - Due Date

We'll have to do that tomorrow We close in five...

I have terminal cancer - Due Date

I have terminal cancer

The coach's wife The coach you're playing - Due Date

The coach's wife The coach you're playing

But he had his bags packed by the front doorand he picked them up put them in the back of his carand drove awayLast time I ever saw himIt's so funnyOh my goshMy dad would never do that He loved me - Due Date

But he had his bags packed by the front doorand he picked...

Okay it's back That's me l'm just masturbating - Due Date

Okay it's back That's me l'm just...

I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try nowYou should have masturbatedbecause I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby - Due Date

I didn't sleep last night I'm gonna try nowYou...

I despise who you are at a cellular levelI've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it - Due Date

I despise who you are at a cellular levelI've heard...

Did you get that That was Shakespeare Heard of himYes I've heard of him He's a famous pirate - Due Date

Did you get that That was Shakespeare Heard of himYes...

Okay I've calmed down a bitYou ready to apologize What Fuck you - Due Date

Okay I've calmed down a bitYou ready to apologize What...

First of all I'm sorry that I spat on SonnyI have no recollection of that whatsoever - Due Date

First of all I'm sorry that I spat on SonnyI have no...

If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out on youSo don't do that Do you understand Somewhat yesIf you fall asleep for any reasonother than the fact that you're in a bed and it's nighttimeI will disembowel youMake senseSomewhat GreatIf you're - Due Date

If you ask me a single question I'm going to flip out...

I'm gonna put hands on you I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarfWrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fuck out PromiseSeems a bit drastic - Due Date

I'm gonna put hands on you I'm gonna choke you out...

I'm telling you I wouldn't make it upYou sure I could've sworn I read it was man madeNope Not correct Very old Formed over timeGrand Canyon Known factPeter I have a photogenic memory I have recall forEthan I promise you It's old It's the Grand Canyon it's - Due Date

I'm telling you I wouldn't make it upYou sure I...

You're a sergeant I'm just a grunt in your platoonbut you promised me that you'd get me home to my high school sweetheartOkayActionPeter YeahI puked on the woundI know It's okay buddyI need you to drive but we gotta goOkayCome onGet in the back seat - Due Date

You're a sergeant I'm just a grunt in your...

Dr Greene says it happens all the timeYou know ultrasounds aren't always reliableRightLittle Rosie RosieLittle Rosie Highman Does that sound strange to you - Due Date

Dr Greene says it happens all the timeYou know ultrasounds...

Come on You love him You know you love himI survived him There's e difference - Due Date

Come on You love him You know you love himI survived him...

Doesn't matter I said it because he said itSo now he was famousand it's basically getting said by two well known guysI don't uhI'm going to start againLet's track this from the beginning - Iron Man 3

Doesn't matter I said it because he said itSo now he...

Mr StarkHo YinsenI finally met a man called HoI would like to introduce you to our guest Dr WuOh this guy Mr StarkYou're a heart doctor She's going to need a cardiologist after IPerhaps another time - Iron Man 3

Mr StarkHo YinsenI finally met a man called HoI would like...

I didn't think it could get any worseThen I had to go and turn on the TVThat's when he happened - Iron Man 3

I didn't think it could get any worseThen I had to go...

I loved you in A Christmas Story by the way - Iron Man 3

I loved you in A Christmas Story by the way

Are you okayI broke the crayon - Iron Man 3

Are you okayI broke the crayon

Is this Forehead Of Security What - Iron Man 3

Is this Forehead Of Security What

You know look I got a real job What do you wantI'm working I've got something going on hereWhat harassing internsLet me tell you something Do you know what happenedwhen I told people I was Iron Man's bodyguardThey would laugh in my faceI had to leave - Iron Man 3

You know look I got a real job What do you wantI'm...

Of course you don't remember He's not a blond with a big rack - Iron Man 3

Of course you don't remember He's not a blond with...

I miss you HappyYeah I miss you too But the way it used to beNow you're off with the super friendsI don't know what's going on with you any moreThe world's getting weird Hey - Iron Man 3

I miss you HappyYeah I miss you too But the way it used to...

It's a glitch in my work - Iron Man 3

It's a glitch in my work

I got a team of guys coming tomorrow They're gonna blow out that wall - Iron Man 3

I got a team of guys coming tomorrow They're gonna blow...

Northing's been the same since New YorkReally I didn't notice that at allYou experience thingsand then they're over and you still can't explain themGods aliens other dimensions I'm just a man in a canThe only reason I haven't cracked upis probably because - Iron Man 3

Northing's been the same since New YorkReally I...

The only reason I haven't cracked up - Iron Man 3

The only reason I haven't cracked up

And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live withoutThat's you - Iron Man 3

And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live...

I'm gonna take a showerOkayAnd you're gonna join meBetter - Iron Man 3

I'm gonna take a showerOkayAnd you're gonna join...

Hey Mr Stark When is somebody gonna kill this guyI'm just sayingIs that what you wantHere's a little holiday greetingI've been wanting to send to the MandarinI just didn't know how to phrase it until nowMy name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of youI - Iron Man 3

Hey Mr Stark When is somebody gonna kill this guyI'm...

Please don't tell me there's a 12 year old kidwaiting in the car that I've never metHe's 13No I need your help - Iron Man 3

Please don't tell me there's a 12 year old...

Sadly that is very normal Yes this is normalIt's a big bunny Relax about it - Iron Man 3

Sadly that is very normal Yes this is normalIt's a big...

I got youI got you first - Iron Man 3

I got youI got you first

I 9011 youI got you first - Iron Man 3

I 9011 youI got you first

Stop stopping Get her Get outside - Iron Man 3

Stop stopping Get her Get outside

That's one - Iron Man 3

I actually think I need to sleep now sirJarvisJarvisDon't leave me buddy - Iron Man 3

I actually think I need to sleep now...

FreezeDon't moveYou got meNice potato gunBarrel's a little longBetween that and the wide gauge it's gonna diminish your FPSAnd now you're out of ammoWhat's that thing on your chestIt's an electromagnetYou should know you got a box of them right hereWhat - Iron Man 3

FreezeDon't moveYou got meNice potato gunBarrel's...

If I was building Iron Man and War MachineIt's Iron Patriot HOWThat's way coolerNo it's notAnyways I would have added in the retroRetro reflective panels To make him stealth modeYou want a stealth mode Cool rightThat's actually a good idea Maybe I'll - Iron Man 3

If I was building Iron Man and War MachineIt's Iron...

So who's homeMy mom already left for the diner and Dad went to 7 11 to get scratchersI guess he won because that was six years agoWhich happens Dads leave No need to be a pussy about itHere's what I needA laptop a digital watch a cell phonethe pneumatic - Iron Man 3

So who's homeMy mom already left for the diner and Dad...

You like that WestworldThat's the thing about smart guyswe always cover our ass - Iron Man 3

You like that WestworldThat's the thing about smart...