Robin Williams quotes in movies

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There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution Dead Poets Society

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But only in their dreams can men be truly free Dead Poets Society

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We don't read and write poetry because it's cute Dead Poets Society

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You must strive to find your own voice Dead Poets Society

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No matter what anybody tells you Dead Poets Society

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A sweaty toothed madman Dead Poets Society

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They're not that different from you Dead Poets Society

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O Captain Dead Poets Society

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It's not the Bible Dead Poets Society

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Now we all have a great need for acceptance Dead Poets Society

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Thank you for playing Dead Poets Society

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And the casualties could be your hearts and souls Dead Poets Society

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Phone call from God Dead Poets Society

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I just talked to my father Dead Poets Society

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Congratulations Dead Poets Society

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We're laughing near you Dead Poets Society

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Evans Pritchard Dead Poets Society

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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think... Dead Poets Society

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Gather ye rosebuds while ye may Dead Poets Society

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Don't think that I don't know that this assignment scares... Dead Poets Society

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Don't just walk off the edge like lemmings Dead Poets Society

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And that is Dead Poets Society

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I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling Dead Poets Society

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To the Virgins to Make Much of Time Dead Poets Society

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They made everybody sign it Dead Poets Society

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You can't be in here Dead Poets Society

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And a wise man understands which is called for Dead Poets Society

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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the... Dead Poets Society

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Why do I stand up here Dead Poets Society

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This is a battle Dead Poets Society

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We're not laughing at you Dead Poets Society

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Time to inherit the earth Dead Poets Society

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Language was developed for one endeavor Dead Poets Society

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That's the one Dead Poets Society

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This is your final warning Dead Poets Society

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O Captain my Captain Dead Poets Society

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Are you a man or an amoeba Dead Poets Society

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She's also in London Dead Poets Society

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Show me the heart Unfettered by foolish dreams Dead Poets Society

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Sure there's a time for daring and there's a time for... Dead Poets Society

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We read and write poetry because we are members of the human... Dead Poets Society

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Boys you must strive to find your own voice Dead Poets Society

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Do you hear me Sit down Dead Poets Society

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No matter what anybody tells you words and ideas can change... Dead Poets Society

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There close your eyes Close your eyes close them Dead Poets Society

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They're not that different from you are they Dead Poets Society

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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the... Dead Poets Society

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It's not the Bible You're not gonna go to hell for this Dead Poets Society

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Why do I stand up here Anybody Dead Poets Society

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Now we all have a great need for acceptance Dead Poets Society

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This is a battle a war Dead Poets Society

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Phone call from God Dead Poets Society

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O Captain my Captain Dead Poets Society

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I sound Dead Poets Society

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I can't talk to him this way Then you're acting for him too Dead Poets Society

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The cat sat on the mat Dead Poets Society

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We're not laughing at you we're laughing near you Dead Poets Society

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Mr Meeks time to inherit the earth Dead Poets Society

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I thought the idea of education was to learn to think for... Dead Poets Society

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Carpe diem that's seize the day Dead Poets Society

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Excrement Dead Poets Society

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Mr Anderson Dead Poets Society

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Now language was developed for one endeavor and that is Dead Poets Society

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Don't just walk off the edge like lemmings look around you Dead Poets Society

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I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling Dead Poets Society

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Mr Pitts will you open your hymnal to page 542 Dead Poets Society

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Mr Keating they made everybody sign it Quiet Dead Poets Society

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Then you wouldn't be here warning me about Chet Dead Poets Society

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She's pretty She's also in London Dead Poets Society

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Come on Charlie let it fill your soul Aladdin

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Made you look Aladdin

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You ain't never had a friend like me Aladdin

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Clear the way in the old Bazaar Aladdin

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What do you say Aladdin

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I wish for your freedom Aladdin

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Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck Aladdin

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Stick that sword into that snake Aladdin

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Wish for something outrageous Aladdin

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You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want Aladdin

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There are a few Aladdin

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Here's the deal Aladdin

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Tell her the truth Aladdin

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You're a prisoner Aladdin

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Phenomenal cosmic powers Aladdin

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That's a good move Aladdin

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What do you need Aladdin

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Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel... Aladdin

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You're a lot smaller than my last master Aladdin

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I don't care what I am Aladdin

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Haven't seen you in a few millennia Aladdin

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I can't help you Aladdin

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No matter what anybody says Aladdin

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Enough about you Aladdin

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I'm telling you Aladdin

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I want the Nile Aladdin

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You have been a fabulous audience Aladdin

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Get your blasted beak out of my face Aladdin

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That fez and vest combo is much too third century Aladdin

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You little fool Aladdin

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I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince Aladdin

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Can you make me a prince Aladdin

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Wish fulfillment Aladdin

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What would you wish of me Aladdin

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I'm getting kinda fond of you Aladdin

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The universe is mine to command Aladdin

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He can be taught Aladdin

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I want them to be good Aladdin

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I can't tell you Aladdin

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Do you mind if I kiss the monkey Aladdin

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Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo Aladdin

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Want me to sting her Aladdin

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Ali Baba had them forty thieves Aladdin

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You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp Aladdin

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In case of emergency Aladdin

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I'm getting really Aladdin

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They wanna make me Sultan Aladdin

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The boy is crazy Aladdin

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L can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand Aladdin

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What have you done Aladdin

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It pains me to see you reduced to this Awakenings

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It's quiet Awakenings

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She borrows the will of the ball Awakenings

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It's quiet Awakenings

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She borrows the will of the ball Good Will Hunting

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Thought about what you said to me the other day Good Will Hunting

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You're not perfect Good Will Hunting

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Helen of Troy Good Will Hunting

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Son of a bitch Good Will Hunting

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My father was an alcoholic Good Will Hunting

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You'll have bad times Good Will Hunting

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Jesus Christ Good Will Hunting

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In the 1960s there was a young man that graduated from the... Good Will Hunting

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And why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas Good Will Hunting

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You know what Good Will Hunting

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I just have a little question here Good Will Hunting

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I read your book last night Good Will Hunting

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Do you feel like you're alone Good Will Hunting

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Nail them while they're vulnerable Good Will Hunting

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He pushes people away before they get a chance to leave him Good Will Hunting

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My wife used to fart in her sleep Good Will Hunting

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Maybe you're perfect right now Good Will Hunting

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I teach this shit Good Will Hunting

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Was that you Good Will Hunting

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You're angry at me for doing what you could have done Good Will Hunting

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You got that Good Will Hunting

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You're the shepherd Good Will Hunting

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I didn't ask for this Good Will Hunting

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Maybe you should watch your mouth Good Will Hunting

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Put it on my tab Good Will Hunting

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That's French for club soda Good Will Hunting

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And you're smarter than me now Good Will Hunting

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I don't know Good Will Hunting

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You'd probably be better off shoving that cigarette up your... Good Will Hunting

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So what do you really want to do Good Will Hunting

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If you're gonna jerk off Good Will Hunting

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That's right Good Will Hunting

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I knew you before you were a mathematical god Good Will Hunting

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Does this violate the doctor patient relationship Good Will Hunting

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Did some brilliant work in mathematics Good Will Hunting

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You were smarter than me then Aladdin and the King of...

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Where is he Aladdin and the King of...

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And the King of Thieves Aladdin and the King of...

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I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the... Aladdin and the King of...

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Once again Aladdin and the King of...

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Mama always said Aladdin and the King of...

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Pocahontas Aladdin and the King of...

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The King of Thieves Aladdin and the King of...

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And your name is Aladdin and the King of...

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This creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm Aladdin and the King of...

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It's a Kodiak moment Aladdin and the King of...

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You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine... Aladdin and the King of...

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Your honor Aladdin and the King of...

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I was so stupid to think I could change him Aladdin and the King of...

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You're back Aladdin and the King of...

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They trampled the carpet Aladdin and the King of...

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Just take a deep breath Aladdin and the King of...

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That's right Aladdin and the King of...

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Don't make me use the other end Aladdin and the King of...

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The crowd is parting Aladdin and the King of...

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There's Osiris Aladdin and the King of...

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It's all so magical Aladdin and the King of...

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Gotta partay Aladdin and the King of...

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That's a no good Aladdin and the King of...

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And how 'bout that gown Aladdin and the King of...

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Maybe you you could elope Aladdin and the King of...

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Listen to Genie Aladdin and the King of...

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The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds Aladdin and the King of...

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I don't know whether to put it under props or produce Aladdin and the King of...

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I'm finally getting married Aladdin and the King of...

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Somebody's gonna be late for his own wedding Aladdin and the King of...

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Just put that in the mix Aladdin and the King of...

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He's got him in the half nelson Aladdin and the King of...

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There's a party here in Agrabah Aladdin and the King of...

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Our princess is to wed Aladdin and the King of...

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And the law is crystal clear on what we must now do Aladdin and the King of...

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This will be the second wedding for both of you Aladdin and the King of...

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The Vanishing Isle The Fisher King

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Out of the fire appears the holy grail The Fisher King

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There's three things in this world that you need The Fisher King

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But you're a psychotic man The Fisher King

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What do you think of the death penalty The Fisher King

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I'm talking to the little people The Fisher King

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I really miss her The Fisher King

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Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere The Fisher King

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I have a hard on for you the size of Florida The Fisher King

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You're surprised The Fisher King

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He's trying to start a con vuh sation The Fisher King

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I may be going out on a limb here The Fisher King

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But I do believe in fairies The Fisher King

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A Pope's publicity stunt The Fisher King

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And I need help The Fisher King

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I am deeply smitten The Fisher King

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What a wonderful way of saying how much you like me The Fisher King

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You can't be in here Patch Adams

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I guarantee you Patch Adams

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I love you without knowing how Patch Adams

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Not just delaying death Patch Adams

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What's wrong with death sir Patch Adams

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What do you want from me Patch Adams

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We need to start treating the patient as well as the disease Patch Adams

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You know those chicks put out Patch Adams

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I don't like you Patch Adams

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Last night with Rudy Patch Adams

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And if we bury you ass up Patch Adams

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Now you have the ability to keep me from graduating Patch Adams

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All of life is a coming home Patch Adams

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To push up posies Patch Adams

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I want to be a doctor will all my heart Patch Adams

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Georgetown University Patch Adams

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I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others Patch Adams

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Which way is Heaven Patch Adams

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I'm really starting to love the back of your head Patch Adams

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You are not cut out to be a physician Patch Adams

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You learn anything about proctology yet Patch Adams

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Another future boss Patch Adams

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Who likes to masturbate Patch Adams

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How many fingers do you see Patch Adams

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I don't give a rat's ass Patch Adams

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Ye of little faith Patch Adams

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I love you not knowing how Patch Adams

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You told Walcott I cheated Patch Adams

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How are you feeling Patch Adams

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Nothing but blue skies Patch Adams

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You want to see me Patch Adams

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When I told you I knew Dr Patch Adams

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What're you doing Patch Adams

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Preview of coming attractions Patch Adams

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That's why you treat a disease you win you lose Patch Adams

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I love you without knowing how or when Patch Adams

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That means improving the quality of life not just delaying... Patch Adams

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What's wrong with death sir Patch Adams

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You create man Patch Adams

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Let's check out the maternity ward You know those chicks put... Patch Adams

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I don't like you Patch Adams

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The point is we have to treat the patient as well as the... Patch Adams

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Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating Patch Adams

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And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike Patch Adams

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Last night with Rudy I connected to another human being Patch Adams

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Death To die To expire To pass on To perish Patch Adams

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And vacate the school premises as soon as possible Patch Adams

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Sir I want to be a doctor with all my heart Patch Adams

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To shuffle off this mortal coil Patch Adams

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I'm really starting to love the back of your head Patch Adams

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Hi Patch Adams Patch Adams

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I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others Patch Adams

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Excuse me Beany Which way is heaven Patch Adams

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But the reality is you are not cut out to be a physician Patch Adams

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Doctor please I am a boner Patch Adams

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Nevertheless You learn anything about proctology yet Patch Patch Adams

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What could they possibly want Your nuts Patch Adams

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Lookit here Judy Another future boss Patch Adams

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All trying to find a way home Patch Adams

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Who likes to masturbate All Yea Patch Adams

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How many do you see Patch Adams

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You don't have to say anything I know I look good Patch Adams

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Ye of little faith Patch Adams

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I love you without knowing how or when Patch Adams

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I love you without knowing how Patch Adams

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You know maybe I am Patch Adams

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How you feeling Frank You feel better Yeah feel better Patch Adams

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Blue skies Patch Adams

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What for Patch Adams

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When I told you I knew Dr Prack Patch Adams

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Oh I can't leave until you beat me is that it Patch Adams

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Preview of coming attractions Jumanji

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Keep your chin up Jumanji

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And lions are bad Jumanji

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Twenty six years ago Jumanji

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A hunter from the darkest wild Jumanji

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Stop giving me things that come apart Jumanji

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When can you start Jumanji

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Every month at the quarter moon Jumanji

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It ruined my life Jumanji

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End of the line Jumanji

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Don't be fooled Jumanji

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Forgot my speech notes Jumanji

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What do you want Jumanji

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Beware of the ground for which you stand Jumanji

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There is no ready Jumanji

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'They grow much faster than bamboo Jumanji

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Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench Jumanji

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Do you know what happened to this shoe factory Jumanji

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And you can go home Jumanji

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That's what he does Jumanji

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Where's Sir Sav A Lot Jumanji

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It's just the roll of the dice Jumanji

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You wrestled an alligator for me Jumanji

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I know it doesn't mean much after twenty six years Jumanji

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000 hours in therapy convincing myself that that doesn't... Jumanji

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But now the ground begins to quake Jumanji

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What year is it Jumanji

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I thought I lost you again Jumanji

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Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor Jumanji

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING Jumanji

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Our parents are dead Jumanji

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Get your hands off me Jumanji

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I guess I'm not ready for Cliffside then Jumanji

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I knew this was going to be a bad day Jumanji

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No more banana leaves Jumanji

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What is this about Jumanji

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I've done this before Jumanji

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What happened to you Jumanji

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Just give me the dice Jumanji

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He kills things Jumanji

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It's not your turn Jumanji

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WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE GAME What Dreams May Come

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Thank you for every kindness What Dreams May Come

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But I can forgive you What Dreams May Come

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What some folks call impossible What Dreams May Come

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What's true in our minds is true What Dreams May Come

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That's when I realized I'm part of the problem What Dreams May Come

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The man he was growing up to be What Dreams May Come

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So what is the me What Dreams May Come

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If I was going through fucking HELL What Dreams May Come

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I reserved this specific area What Dreams May Come

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You don't understand What Dreams May Come

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Where is God in all of this What Dreams May Come

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That'll change in time What Dreams May Come

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Your wife love you as strong What Dreams May Come

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A place where we all go can't be bad What Dreams May Come

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That you disappeared What Dreams May Come

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Is that a kind of occupational hazard of soul mates What Dreams May Come

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I should always remember What Dreams May Come

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You called your son Albert What Dreams May Come

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I found you in Hell What Dreams May Come

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I'm in dog Heaven What Dreams May Come

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You ain't seen nothin' yet What Dreams May Come

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Is this where we go when we die What Dreams May Come

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When I was young What Dreams May Come

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Do you wanna see others What Dreams May Come

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Drink your coffee What Dreams May Come

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Where were you just now What Dreams May Come

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Thank you for our children What Dreams May Come

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But I can forgive you What Dreams May Come

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A human life is just a heartbeat here What Dreams May Come

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What some folks call impossible What Dreams May Come

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What's true in our minds is true What Dreams May Come

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That's when I realised I'm part of the problem What Dreams May Come

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If I was going through fucking hell What Dreams May Come

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He sees who he is What Dreams May Come

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What is the me My brain I suppose What Dreams May Come

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Can I sit here What Dreams May Come

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You don't understand how It's not about understanding What Dreams May Come

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Where's God in all this He's up there What Dreams May Come

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That'll change in time Oh come on Einstein What Dreams May Come

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A place where we all go can't be bad can it girl What Dreams May Come

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You're losing your fear What Dreams May Come

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But when you find her What Dreams May Come

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You taught me What Dreams May Come

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Is that an occupational hazard of soulmates What Dreams May Come

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Stick around Chief You ain't seen nothing yet What Dreams May Come

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You called your son Albert Who is that What Dreams May Come

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Boy I screwed up I'm in dog heaven What Dreams May Come

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Is this where we go when we die What Dreams May Come

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I'm here babe What Dreams May Come

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Do you wanna see others Perhaps a city What Dreams May Come

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'When I was young I met this beautiful girl by a lake ' What Dreams May Come

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Drink your coffee What Dreams May Come

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A human life is just a heartbeat here What Dreams May Come

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Leona Where were you just now A I Artificial Intelligence

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How can the Blue Fairy A I Artificial Intelligence

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Starving minds A I Artificial Intelligence

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Tell me where I can find the Blue Fairy The Adventures of Baron...

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You're not here The Adventures of Baron...

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Therefore you is The Adventures of Baron...

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I'm free at last The Adventures of Baron...

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You must refer to me by my complete title The Adventures of Baron...

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I've got tides to regulate The Adventures of Baron...

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My kingdom for a handkerchief The Adventures of Baron...

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I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms The Adventures of Baron...

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It's me your elephant of joy The Adventures of Baron...

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You are a mosquito in the Taj Mahal The Adventures of Baron...

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We play Head and Seek The Adventures of Baron...

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You're not here The Adventures of Baron...

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I'm free The Adventures of Baron...

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I'm sorry you must refer to me by my complete title The Adventures of Baron...

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I'm back The Adventures of Baron...

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I think therefore you is The Adventures of Baron...

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Let me go I've got tides to regulate Comets to direct The Adventures of Baron...

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I'm blind Wait My kingdom for a handkerchief Wait The Adventures of Baron...

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I never lie The Adventures of Baron...

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It's me I'm your elephant of joy The Adventures of Baron...

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You see your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to... The Adventures of Baron...

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I find it We play head and seek To Wong Foo, Thanks for...

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I'm like a compass near north To Wong Foo, Thanks for...

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You remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt To Wong Foo, Thanks for...

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Look at you I'm like a compass near north Congratulations on... To Wong Foo, Thanks for...

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Loudly Noxeema you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Insomnia

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You're a good man Insomnia

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You forgot the wild card Insomnia

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Kay called and said she and Randy had had a fight Insomnia

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You and I share a secret Insomnia

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Working on a new book Insomnia

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I didn't murder her Insomnia

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There's no evidence I killed Kay You know because I told you Insomnia

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She called and said that she and Randy had had a fight Insomnia

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You forgot the wild card Will Insomnia

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You're a good man I know that even if you've forgotten it Insomnia

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You and I share a secret Insomnia

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I didn't murder her Insomnia

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Wild card Insomnia

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You don't know Insomnia

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Can't be easy to keep working after three days of no sleep Night at the Museum

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No hard feelings Night at the Museum

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I'm made of wax Night at the Museum

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Some men are born great Night at the Museum

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If it can be dreamed Night at the Museum

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That's problematic Night at the Museum

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Why are you slapping a monkey Night at the Museum

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Hey Hey Night at the Museum

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I'm made of wax Larry What are you made of Night at the Museum

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Yes sir Some men are born great Night at the Museum

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Ooh That's problematic Night at the Museum

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If it can be dreamed it can be done Night at the Museum

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Good Lord Lawrence Why are you slapping a monkey Night at the Museum

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Teddy Oh man Larry relax I'm wax Night at the Museum

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Stop babbling boy Yes or no Night at the Museum

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Bully Laughs Hook

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Your adventures are over Hook

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Death is the only adventure you have left Hook

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To die would be a grand adventure Hook

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Say it and mean it Hook

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I'm sorry about your deal Hook

00:14

I've lost my marbles Hook

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Fart sniffing bubble butt Hook

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There's nothing here Hook

01:46

You put that thing away Hook

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I was an accountant Hook

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I'm Peter Banning Hook

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'cause only one person has that smell Hook

01:29

I've forgotten how to fly Hook

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I can't come with you Hook

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You're in England Hook

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You been holding this long Hook

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Why are you crying Hook

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I have waited long to shake your hand with this Hook

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Thank you for believing Hook

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Are you related to Mighty Mouse Hook

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Everybody say Grace Hook

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You killed Rufio Hook

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The stories are true Hook

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I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES Hook

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I got the phone in my briefcase Hook

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You're telling me a 10 inch owl has a 50 mile mating radius Hook

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I'll make you a deal Hook

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You could break a window Hook

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I'm going to mourn her death alone for the rest of my life The World According to Garp

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Where was I He kept having erections The World According to Garp

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Make it easy on yourself Don't be a baby Duncan Say Dada The World According to Garp

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I never needed a father The World According to Garp

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I have just read in TIME magazine The Survivors

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What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees The Survivors

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And to you Wes is a god The Survivors

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Well Mr Honky Mo'Fo take your best shot The Survivors

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Shoot the radios Without music they lose half their will The Survivors

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But I have to blow a hole in your skeevy heart The Survivors

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And this is your life line The Survivors

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Tell me things will work out The Survivors

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Good morning Donald The Survivors

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You drive fast oyster brain Yes indeed The Survivors

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Like skiing except for booby traps