Clips with Rodney Dangerfield

Caddyshack This is the worst looking hat I ever saw - Caddyshack 00:12 This is the worst looking hat I ever saw Caddyshack We're all gonna get laid - Caddyshack 00:08 We're all gonna get laid Caddyshack You must've been something before electricity - Caddyshack 00:09 You must've been something before electricity Caddyshack I hear this place is restricted - Caddyshack 00:10 I hear this place is restricted Caddyshack You're a lot of woman - Caddyshack 00:17 You're a lot of woman Caddyshack Could you scare up another round for our table over here - Caddyshack 00:22 Could you scare up another round for our table over here Caddyshack I almost got head from Amelia Earhart - Caddyshack 00:05 I almost got head from Amelia Earhart Caddyshack ' where's your hat - Caddyshack 00:23 ' where's your hat Caddyshack He called me a baboon - Caddyshack 00:13 He called me a baboon Caddyshack Look at that one - Caddyshack 00:07 Look at that one Caddyshack Did somebody step on a duck - Caddyshack 00:04 Did somebody step on a duck Caddyshack What do you got in here - Caddyshack 00:19 What do you got in here Caddyshack You scratched my anchor - Caddyshack 00:06 You scratched my anchor Caddyshack My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat - Caddyshack 00:08 My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat Caddyshack Can I have a word with you - Caddyshack 00:31 Can I have a word with you Caddyshack That kangaroo just took my ball - Caddyshack 00:07 That kangaroo just took my ball Caddyshack I should have yelled - Caddyshack 00:04 I should have yelled Caddyshack Don't include me in this - Caddyshack 00:20 Don't include me in this Caddyshack While we're young - Caddyshack 00:05 While we're young Caddyshack Waiting for these guys - Caddyshack 00:43 Waiting for these guys Caddyshack You demand satisfaction - Caddyshack 00:32 You demand satisfaction Caddyshack Can you make a Bullshot - Caddyshack 00:10 Can you make a Bullshot Caddyshack That kangaroo stole my ball - Caddyshack 00:07 That kangaroo stole my ball Caddyshack You're no gentleman - Caddyshack 00:13 You're no gentleman Caddyshack We're both starving - Caddyshack 00:33 We're both starving Caddyshack I should have stayed home and played with myself - Caddyshack 00:06 I should have stayed home and played with myself Caddyshack Well I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here - Caddyshack 00:16 Well I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here Caddyshack Now Maggie's pants - Caddyshack 00:08 Now Maggie's pants Caddyshack I'll tell you country clubs and cemeteries biggest wastes of prime real estate - Caddyshack 00:10 I'll tell you country clubs and cemeteries biggest... Caddyshack Here you are kid Park my car Get my bags - Caddyshack 00:08 Here you are kid Park my car Get my bags Back to School You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict - Back to School 00:50 You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the... Back to School I can't figure women out - Back to School 00:12 I can't figure women out Back to School Are you a large person - Back to School 00:45 Are you a large person Back to School I'll tell you what - Back to School 00:16 I'll tell you what Back to School But I was  there - Back to School 00:41 But I was there Back to School I liked the old wife better - Back to School 00:17 I liked the old wife better Back to School Did you see the new spot - Back to School 00:11 Did you see the new spot Back to School I have absolutely NOTHING to wear - Back to School 00:40 I have absolutely NOTHING to wear Back to School While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics - Back to School 00:13 While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics Back to School Your wife was just showing us her Klimt - Back to School 00:16 Your wife was just showing us her Klimt Back to School Perfectly understandable - Back to School 00:21 Perfectly understandable Back to School You're impossible - Back to School 00:05 You're impossible Back to School You won't have to beg - Back to School 00:25 You won't have to beg Back to School Not withstanding Mr - Back to School 00:16 Not withstanding Mr Back to School What a great looking place - Back to School 00:12 What a great looking place Back to School I didn't see anything - Back to School 00:07 I didn't see anything Back to School Are you comfortable - Back to School 00:07 Are you comfortable Back to School When's our first class - Back to School 00:21 When's our first class Back to School You guys get everything you need - Back to School 00:18 You guys get everything you need Back to School What do ya think - Back to School 00:07 What do ya think Back to School Is that your real hair - Back to School 00:29 Is that your real hair Back to School I hereby dedicate this building to - Back to School 00:05 I hereby dedicate this building to Back to School You look charming - Back to School 00:15 You look charming Back to School So glad you could make it - Back to School 00:53 So glad you could make it Back to School What are you doing here - Back to School 01:04 What are you doing here Back to School Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out - Back to School 00:08 Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody... Back to School What's your favorite subject Poetry - Back to School 00:09 What's your favorite subject Poetry Back to School They're not that tough The team at my high school were tough - Back to School 00:09 They're not that tough The team at my high school were... Back to School Please try to understand I don't have the background - Back to School 00:10 Please try to understand I don't have the background Back to School Girls this is Lou Lou these are girls - Back to School 00:05 Girls this is Lou Lou these are girls Back to School Let me get the light I think I'm attracted to teachers - Back to School 00:13 Let me get the light I think I'm attracted to teachers Back to School Hey Lutz - Back to School 00:55 Hey Lutz Back to School Is that over We were doomed from the start - Back to School 00:08 Is that over We were doomed from the start Back to School Oh you left out a bunch of stuff - Back to School 00:47 Oh you left out a bunch of stuff Back to School The shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction - Back to School 00:06 The shape I'm in you could donate my body to science... Back to School Mr Melon how would you characterize the Great Gatsby - Back to School 00:06 Mr Melon how would you characterize the Great Gatsby Back to School And whoever did write it has no idea about Kurt Vonnegut - Back to School 00:20 And whoever did write it has no idea about Kurt Vonnegut Back to School This man's under a lot of pressure Let's take it easy - Back to School 00:12 This man's under a lot of pressure Let's take it... Back to School Dad why don't you join me on a little reality break - Back to School 00:31 Dad why don't you join me on a little reality break