Clips with Roger Bart

Hercules Thanks sonWhen old Penelope twisted her ankle back thereI thought we were done forNo problem PopDon't unload just yetFirst I have to finagle with PhideasSorry PenelopeNow Hercules this time please justI knowStay by the cartThat's my boy - Hercules 00:28
Thanks sonWhen old Penelope twisted her ankle back thereI...
Hercules Stay by the cart - Hercules 00:13
Stay by the cart
Hercules Give it hereHey you need an extra guySorry HercWe already got fiveand we want to keep it an even numberWait a second Five isn't an evenSee ya Herc What a geekDestructo BoyMaybe we should call him Jerkules - Hercules 00:21
Give it hereHey you need an extra guySorry HercWe already...
Hercules Hercules there's something your mother and Ihave been meaning to tell yaBut if you found me then where did I come fromWhy was I left hereThis was around your neck when we found youIt's the symbol of the godsThis is it Don't you seeMaybe they have the - Hercules 00:44
Hercules there's something your mother and Ihave been...
Hercules Where do I belong - Hercules 00:05
Where do I belong
Hercules Is this the kind of hello you give your fatherFatherDidn't know you had a famous father did youSurprise - Hercules 00:14
Is this the kind of hello you give your...
Hercules Seek out Philoctetes Right I'll - Hercules 00:05
Seek out Philoctetes Right I'll
Hercules I need your helpI want to become a hero a true heroSorry kid Can't help yaWaitSorryWhy not Two words I am retired - Hercules 00:18
I need your helpI want to become a hero a true heroSorry kid...
Hercules Watch it That was part of the mast of the ArgoThe ArgoWho do you think taught Jason how to sail Cleopatra - Hercules 00:11
Watch it That was part of the mast of the ArgoThe ArgoWho do...
Hercules But if I don't become a true heroI'll never be able to rejoin my father ZeusHold it Zeus is your father rightZeus The big guy He's your daddyMr Lightning Bolts Read me a book would ya Da daOnce upon a timeIt's the truthPlease - Hercules 00:25
But if I don't become a true heroI'll never be...
Hercules I'm Hercules andI happen to be a hero - Hercules 00:07
I'm Hercules andI happen to be a hero
Hercules But Father I've beaten every single monsterI've come up against I'm the most famous personin all of Greece I'm an action figureI'm afraid being famous isn't the sameas being a true heroWhat more can I doIt's something you have to discover for yourselfBut - Hercules 00:30
But Father I've beaten every single monsterI've...
Lady and the Tramp 2:... You don't belong there - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:43
You don't belong there
Lady and the Tramp 2:... As a Junkyard Dog - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:40
As a Junkyard Dog
Lady and the Tramp 2:... Pretty good pickings - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:23
Pretty good pickings
Lady and the Tramp 2:... The Tramp used to scratch like that - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:16
The Tramp used to scratch like that
Lady and the Tramp 2:... What difference does it make - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:27
What difference does it make
Lady and the Tramp 2:... I was so worried - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:14
I was so worried
Lady and the Tramp 2:... This is everything I've ever dreamed of - Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure 00:07
This is everything I've ever dreamed of
The Stepford Wives Jerry Jerry it's a bake sale an actual bake sale - The Stepford Wives 00:26
Jerry Jerry it's a bake sale an actual bake sale
The Stepford Wives She's drunk There's no need thank you - The Stepford Wives 00:06
She's drunk There's no need thank you
The Stepford Wives Do l really look OK - The Stepford Wives 00:20
Do l really look OK
The Stepford Wives But you said she was shooting off sparks from her ears - The Stepford Wives 00:11
But you said she was shooting off sparks from her ears
The Stepford Wives Well l'm sorry but my shrink says l need creative chaos - The Stepford Wives 00:11
Well l'm sorry but my shrink says l need creative chaos
The Stepford Wives Now Bobbie we all realize you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable - The Stepford Wives 00:28
Now Bobbie we all realize you're probably feeling a bit...
The Stepford Wives L feel like Nancy Drew in The Mystery of the Mid Iife Crisis - The Stepford Wives 00:14
L feel like Nancy Drew in The Mystery of the Mid Iife Crisis
The Stepford Wives L can fix you l can change you - The Stepford Wives 00:35
L can fix you l can change you
The Stepford Wives What am l wearing - The Stepford Wives 00:04
What am l wearing
The Stepford Wives L'm a lady - The Stepford Wives 00:20
L'm a lady
The Producers Whom may I say is calling - The Producers 00:26
Whom may I say is calling
The Producers May I take your hats - The Producers 00:17
May I take your hats
The Producers We're not alone - The Producers 00:08
We're not alone
The Producers Oh WORSHIPPED it - The Producers 00:17
Oh WORSHIPPED it
The Producers Bloom is staring at my gown - The Producers 00:54
Bloom is staring at my gown
The Producers I am going to the choreographers' ball this evening - The Producers 00:55
I am going to the choreographers' ball this evening
The Producers If your intention - The Producers 00:12
If your intention
The Producers A Happy Ending will pep up your play - The Producers 00:17
A Happy Ending will pep up your play
The Producers He's having a stroke - The Producers 00:05
He's having a stroke
The Producers When mounting a - The Producers 00:18
When mounting a
The Producers Call in a singing Hitler - The Producers 00:16
Call in a singing Hitler
The Producers What are you going to sing for us - The Producers 00:26
What are you going to sing for us
The Producers This crazy Kraut is crackers - The Producers 00:09
This crazy Kraut is crackers
Harold & Kumar Escape... I assume Secretary Whitmore is coming - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:41
I assume Secretary Whitmore is coming
Harold & Kumar Escape... Do you have a problem with the way I run the show - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:51
Do you have a problem with the way I run the show
Harold & Kumar Escape... Don't insult us - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 01:00
Don't insult us
Harold & Kumar Escape... You know it's people like you - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12
You know it's people like you
Hostel: Part II A tattoo is a little difficult to explain Todd - Hostel: Part II 00:13
A tattoo is a little difficult to explain Todd
Hostel: Part II I'm sorry there's probably - Hostel: Part II 00:13
I'm sorry there's probably
Hostel: Part II Hey your friend looks like she's having fun - Hostel: Part II 00:18
Hey your friend looks like she's having fun
Hostel: Part II Do you remember the first guy in your high school to get laid - Hostel: Part II 00:45
Do you remember the first guy in your high school to get...
Hostel: Part II Isn't it bad luck to toast With Water - Hostel: Part II 00:15
Isn't it bad luck to toast With Water
Hostel: Part II Do you think We're sick - Hostel: Part II 00:39
Do you think We're sick
Hostel: Part II What is this place - Hostel: Part II 00:23
What is this place
Hostel: Part II Where's Todd - Hostel: Part II 00:19
Where's Todd
Hostel: Part II I am fucking Hercules I see - Hostel: Part II 00:11
I am fucking Hercules I see
Hostel: Part II Are you scared - Hostel: Part II 00:09
Are you scared
Smiley Every community lives by a moral code - Smiley 00:46
Every community lives by a moral code