Clips with Romany Malco

Churchill: The Hollywood Years I'm just the token black guy here Exactly - Churchill: The Hollywood Years 00:07
I'm just the token black guy here Exactly
Churchill: The Hollywood Years You can't be judge jury and executioner at the same time It's not the American way - Churchill: The Hollywood Years 00:08
You can't be judge jury and executioner at the same...
The 40 Year Old Virgin This is a great TV Nothing beats a plasmaWhat are you doing That's my customerIt certainly is not When I came upon her she was unattendedNo that's my WaitGo to the checkout there Pick up there pleaseShe was unattended because I went to the backto get the - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:23
This is a great TV Nothing beats a plasmaWhat are you doing...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong niggerHey You're fucking with the wrong sand nigger okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong niggerHey...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Fuck it I raise you Nastiest shit you've ever doneI'm talking about nastyWowSo many stories are running through my head right nowI dated this girlfor a while and she was really a nasty freakShe just loved to get down with sex all the timeShe was like any - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:36
Fuck it I raise you Nastiest shit you've ever...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Dude it's not a big deal You like to fuck guysI'm cool I got friends who fuck guys in jail - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Dude it's not a big deal You like to fuck guysI'm...
The 40 Year Old Virgin From now on your dick is my dick I'm getting you some pussy - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
From now on your dick is my dick I'm getting you some...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Andy it's going down partner We're gonna beThis for you partner this for youWaves of them coming at you on Friday SaturdayBy Sunday your nuts gonna be drained - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Andy it's going down partner We're gonna beThis...
The 40 Year Old Virgin All you doing is using your instinct That's itThat's how a tiger know he got to tackle a gazelleThere's a code written in his DNAIt says Tackle the gazelle OkayAnd believe it or not in every man there's a code written that saysTackle drunk bitches No - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
All you doing is using your instinct That's...
The 40 Year Old Virgin It just does This doesn't feel rightOf course it don't feel right What has felt right for you didn't workYou need to try some wrong dawg - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
It just does This doesn't feel rightOf course it...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Fuck that nigger upBitch get out of the room - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Fuck that nigger upBitch get out of the room
The 40 Year Old Virgin Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy girlfriend Jill found your speed dating cardYeah rightGod I've been looking for that speed dating cardThank you so much for bringing it to meSo you actually wrote that one girl looked likeshe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:34
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy...
The 40 Year Old Virgin So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party What are we Al QaedaNo hold upNo no It's not that kind of party y'allYou're not coming to our fucking party either okayFuck you okayFirst of all it ain't that kind of partyGo fuck a goat YeahWhy you - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
The 40 Year Old Virgin What's up dawg What happened How was the date with TrishIt was a disaster ReallyYes I've never been more embarrassed in my lifeCouldn't get the condoms to workAnd one of them exploded on my ballsAnd then her kid walked in the roomWait Hold upShe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:42
What's up dawg What happened How was the date with...
The 40 Year Old Virgin I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that extended warranty on itfor the price of on the houseThat I can't doHey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me outHold up I ain't nobody's niggerI mean you somebody's nigger wearing this - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:41
I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that...
The 40 Year Old Virgin This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you whatYou know Luca Perry from 20th and 25thYou ever heard of Rolling 20s niggerSince I was 16 nigger I'm saying frostyYou know what I'm saying spoon niggerWe fucked dwarfs in the assNigger - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:59
This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You can't tell - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You...
The 40 Year Old Virgin You're putting the pussy on a pedestal - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal
The 40 Year Old Virgin Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars
The Love Guru Now your entourage must stay behind - The Love Guru 00:17
Now your entourage must stay behind
The Love Guru What's wrong with shark skin - The Love Guru 00:09
What's wrong with shark skin
The Love Guru Tonawanda Street Tonawanda Street - The Love Guru 00:25
Tonawanda Street Tonawanda Street
The Love Guru How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship - The Love Guru 00:24
How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a...
Baby Mama Yo who you waiting on again - Baby Mama 00:32
Yo who you waiting on again
Baby Mama Here come your baby mama - Baby Mama 00:06
Here come your baby mama
Baby Mama If you listen to DMX the baby comes out going - Baby Mama 00:05
If you listen to DMX the baby comes out going
Last Vegas Yeah We need to recruit some talent gentlemen - Last Vegas 00:09
Yeah We need to recruit some talent gentlemen
Think Like a Man I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me - Think Like a Man 00:22
I don't go out with guys who don't open the door...
The DUFF It's like a prison yard out thereLook don't you think you're overreacting just a little bitHave you not seen DatelineCatfish Pretty Little Liars - The DUFF 00:10
It's like a prison yard out thereLook don't you...
Think Like a Man Too Luis the Freak is back in town - Think Like a Man Too 00:14
Luis the Freak is back in town
Think Like a Man Too Look while we're in here right now - Think Like a Man Too 01:10
Look while we're in here right now