Clips with Roy Jones Jr.

The Devil's Advocate We go back to our homeroom for dismissalUnless you have a pass for sports or somethingIs that what you did on the day in questionNo Mr Gettys asked me to stay after class - The Devil's Advocate 00:17
We go back to our homeroom for dismissalUnless you have a...
The Devil's Advocate As your attorney I'm advising you to keep the fuck away from me - The Devil's Advocate 00:05
As your attorney I'm advising you to keep the fuck away...
The Devil's Advocate Yes. Hey. This is working. -Are you feeling something? MAN: Yeah. I'm feeling something-. You don't - The Devil's Advocate 00:24
Yes. Hey. This is working. -Are you feeling something? MAN:...
The Devil's Advocate MOYEZ: What is the name of the man... - The Devil's Advocate 00:12
MOYEZ: What is the name of the man...
The Devil's Advocate Men kill animals and eat their fleshPhilippe Moyez killed a goatHe killed a goatAnd he did it at homein a manner consistent with his religious beliefsNow some people may find that bizarreIt's certainly not a religious practice performed by everyoneIt's - The Devil's Advocate 01:37
Men kill animals and eat their fleshPhilippe Moyez killed a...
The Devil's Advocate What can I sayMILTON Outstanding HehGo figure it a guy like Moyezliving in some subterranean shitholeall the while he's walking around with 15 million in his bank accountYou're kiddingWhat do you think he's paying us in Goat's bloodHey Tarzan we're - The Devil's Advocate 00:34
What can I sayMILTON Outstanding HehGo figure it a guy like...
The Devil's Advocate Let me tell you about New York Let me guessFallen fallen is BabylonIt has become a dwelling place of demonsRevelation 18Wouldn't hurt you to look it overCouldn't forget it if I tried Oh reallyAnd what happened to Babylon - The Devil's Advocate 00:21
Let me tell you about New York Let me guessFallen fallen is...
The Devil's Advocate There's this beautiful girl just fucked me 40 ways from Sundaywe're done she's walking to the bathroom trying to walkshe turns ha hashe looksit's meNot the Trojan army that just fucked her Little old meShe gets this look on her face likeHow the hell did - The Devil's Advocate 00:24
There's this beautiful girl just fucked me 40 ways from...
The Devil's Advocate I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirtI'm a surprise KevinThey don't see me comingThat's what you're missing - The Devil's Advocate 00:11
I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirtI'm a...
The Devil's Advocate It's you What about youNo familyI told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father was having mineI can relate HehI can believe me - The Devil's Advocate 00:19
It's you What about youNo familyI told Kevin the only...
The Devil's Advocate I told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father was having mineI can relate Heh - The Devil's Advocate 00:10
I told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father...
The Devil's Advocate The worst vice is advice. - The Devil's Advocate 01:01
The worst vice is advice.
The Devil's Advocate Have we been treating you wellVery well thank youAnd your wife she had a good timeShe sure has It's been great The whole thing's been greatThat's our secretKill you with kindness - The Devil's Advocate 00:17
Have we been treating you wellVery well thank youAnd your...
The Devil's Advocate You write beautiful - The Devil's Advocate 00:07
You write beautiful
The Devil's Advocate Do you have this view? - The Devil's Advocate 00:53
Do you have this view?
The Devil's Advocate Tsk. Oh, dear, I'm going to scare you away. No. No, really......I'm fine. -Yeah? LOMAX: I'm fine. Be - The Devil's Advocate 00:40
Tsk. Oh, dear, I'm going to scare you away. No. No,...
The Devil's Advocate What do you thinkSome people can't handle itIt's peacefulMy sentiments exactlyHa ha So fill in the résumé for me Tell me your father what does he doI never got to know my father He passed away before I was bornMy mother raised me Just the two of usShe - The Devil's Advocate 02:34
What do you thinkSome people can't handle itIt's...
The Devil's Advocate Now with thisnow that you're downI'd get ready for one of thoseClass A New York style pigfucks Oh - The Devil's Advocate 00:11
Now with thisnow that you're downI'd get ready for...
The Devil's Advocate BARZOON: He's right, Alex. - The Devil's Advocate 00:51
BARZOON: He's right, Alex.
The Devil's Advocate Isn't everything - The Devil's Advocate 00:14
Isn't everything
The Devil's Advocate See'? Did you see it? Was it clear? You got it? Whose gun is that? -It's mine. LOMAX: Are you out of - The Devil's Advocate 00:31
See'? Did you see it? Was it clear? You got it? Whose...
The Devil's Advocate LOMAX: Okay. - The Devil's Advocate 00:38
LOMAX: Okay.
The Devil's Advocate Stop. This guy pays our bills. The food, the heat, the rent on that enormous apartment we live in. L - The Devil's Advocate 00:16
Stop. This guy pays our bills. The food, the heat, the rent...
The Devil's Advocate MILTON: Give it back to me. - The Devil's Advocate 00:44
MILTON: Give it back to me.
The Devil's Advocate Look you've got three choicesThe Holy TrinityYou can workyou can playor you can breed - The Devil's Advocate 00:14
Look you've got three choicesThe Holy TrinityYou can...
The Devil's Advocate Don't get too cocky my boy No matter how good you aredon't let them see you coming That's the gaffe my friendYou've gotta keep yourself smallInnocuousBe the little guyYou know the nerd the leperthe shitkicking surfer Look at meUnderestimated from day - The Devil's Advocate 00:28
Don't get too cocky my boy No matter how good you...
The Devil's Advocate Get out! - The Devil's Advocate 00:53
Get out!
The Devil's Advocate Oh tell me I can handle thisYou can handle thisSay something nice Something nice - The Devil's Advocate 00:08
Oh tell me I can handle thisYou can handle thisSay something...
The Devil's Advocate No, no, no! - The Devil's Advocate 00:42
No, no, no!
The Devil's Advocate Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves - The Devil's Advocate 00:07
Behold I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves
The Devil's Advocate Is there more to itJust this roomAnd a bedroomNope No bedroomWhere does he sleep Who says he sleepsWhere does he fuckEverywhere - The Devil's Advocate 00:18
Is there more to itJust this roomAnd a bedroomNope No...
The Devil's Advocate What's up JohnLeamon how many hours did we bill Alex Cullen for last year16 242What did he do nowAlex Cullen has just been charged with murdering his wifeher stepsonand a maidWhen did this happenJust now TonightI've sent Pam downtown to make bail - The Devil's Advocate 01:36
What's up JohnLeamon how many hours did we bill Alex...
The Devil's Advocate Ha ha I swear - The Devil's Advocate 00:05
Ha ha I swear
The Devil's Advocate No It wasn't the wine KevinIt wasn't the wine or my hair or talking to Kathyor anything like thatBecause I know that's what you're gonna sayWhat about KathyWhat about your sisterWhat about her She's pregnant again OhThat's got nothing to do with thisKevin - The Devil's Advocate 01:34
No It wasn't the wine KevinIt wasn't the wine or...
The Devil's Advocate I know we have all this money and it's supposed to be fun but it's not - The Devil's Advocate 00:06
I know we have all this money and it's supposed to be...
The Devil's Advocate It's your wife manShe's sick she needs youShe's got to come firstAll right wait a minuteDo you mean the possibility of leaving this case has never entered your mindYou know what scares meI quit the case she gets betterand I hate her for itI don't want to - The Devil's Advocate 00:49
It's your wife manShe's sick she needs...
The Devil's Advocate Ladies and gentlemen of the juryI know you've spent all morning listening to Mr Broygo talkI know you're hungryWhat I need to tell you won't take very long at allI don't like Alexander CullenI don't think he's a nice personI don't expect you to like - The Devil's Advocate 00:52
Ladies and gentlemen of the juryI know you've spent all...
The Devil's Advocate What the fuck was that about They're going to hate me - The Devil's Advocate 00:09
What the fuck was that about They're going to hate me
The Devil's Advocate Eddie Barzoon Eddie Barzoon HaI nursed him through two divorces a cocaine rehaband a pregnant receptionistHa God's creature rightGod's special creatureI've warned him KevinI've warned him every step of the wayWatching him bounce around like a fucking - The Devil's Advocate 02:48
Eddie Barzoon Eddie Barzoon HaI nursed him through two...
The Devil's Advocate You sharpen the human appetiteto the point where it can split atoms with its desireYou build egos the size of cathedralsFiber optically connect the world to every eager impulseGrease even the dullest dreams with these dollar greengold plated fantasies - The Devil's Advocate 00:27
You sharpen the human appetiteto the point where it can...
The Devil's Advocate As we're scramblingfrom one deal to the next who's got his eye on the planetAs the air thickens the water sourseven bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivityand it just keeps coming faster and fasterOh fuck Help Stop itThere's no chance to - The Devil's Advocate 00:26
As we're scramblingfrom one deal to the next who's...
The Devil's Advocate I can't do it - The Devil's Advocate 00:13
I can't do it
The Devil's Advocate Free will It's like butterfly wingsOnce touched they never get off the groundNoI only set the stageYou pull your own strings - The Devil's Advocate 00:14
Free will It's like butterfly wingsOnce touched they...
The Devil's Advocate Goddamn it what did you do to my wifeWellon a scale of one to 1010 being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to manone being your average Friday night run through at the Lomaxs'I'd say not to be immodestMary Ann and I got it on at about seven - The Devil's Advocate 00:26
Goddamn it what did you do to my wifeWellon a scale of one...
The Devil's Advocate That's the last thing to goThat's the final hiding place It's the final fig leafWho are you Who am IWho are youNever lost a caseWhyWhy do you thinkBecause you're so fucking goodYeahBut whyBecause you're my fatherI'm a little more than that KevinAwfully - The Devil's Advocate 02:53
That's the last thing to goThat's the final hiding...
The Devil's Advocate What are youOhI have so many namesSatanCall me Dad - The Devil's Advocate 00:17
What are youOhI have so many namesSatanCall me Dad
The Devil's Advocate That day on the subway what did I say to youWhat were my words to youMaybe it was your time to lose You didn't think soLose I don't loseI winI'm a lawyer That's my job That's what I doI rest my caseVanityis definitely my favorite sinKevin it's so - The Devil's Advocate 00:55
That day on the subway what did I say to youWhat were my...
The Devil's Advocate I left her behind and just kept goingYou cannot keep punishing yourself KevinIt's awesome how far you've comeI didn't make it easyCouldn'tNot for youor your sisterHalf sister to be exactSurpriseSome scene KevinDon't let him scare you ehKevin I've had so - The Devil's Advocate 00:55
I left her behind and just kept goingYou cannot keep...
The Devil's Advocate Guiltit's like a bag of fucking bricksAll you gotta dois set it down - The Devil's Advocate 00:10
Guiltit's like a bag of fucking bricksAll you gotta...
The Devil's Advocate Let me give you a little inside information about GodGod likes to watchHe's a pranksterThink about itHe gives maninstinctsHe gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he doI swear for his own amusementhis own private cosmic gag reelhe sets the - The Devil's Advocate 01:01
Let me give you a little inside information about GodGod...
The Devil's Advocate Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven is that itWhy notI'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing beganI've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to haveI cared about what he wanted and I never judged himWhy Because I - The Devil's Advocate 00:33
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven is that itWhy...
The Devil's Advocate Who in their right mindKevin could possibly denythe 20th century was entirely mine - The Devil's Advocate 00:10
Who in their right mindKevin could possibly denythe 20th...
The Devil's Advocate Your vanityis justified KevinYour seedis the key to a new futureYour son is going to sit at the head of all tables my boyHe's gonna set this whole thing freeYou want a childI want a familyThe AntichristWhatever - The Devil's Advocate 00:32
Your vanityis justified KevinYour seedis the key to a new...
The Devil's Advocate Free will it is a bitch - The Devil's Advocate 00:05
Free will it is a bitch
The Devil's Advocate Freedom babyis never having to say you're sorry - The Devil's Advocate 00:07
Freedom babyis never having to say you're sorry
The Devil's Advocate It's the ultimate backstage pass It's the new priesthood babyDid you know there are more students in law schoolthan lawyers walking the Earth - The Devil's Advocate 00:12
It's the ultimate backstage pass It's the new...
The Devil's Advocate In the Bible you loseWe're destined to lose DadConsider the source son - The Devil's Advocate 00:10
In the Bible you loseWe're destined to lose DadConsider...
The Devil's Advocate The virtue of the devil is in his loins - The Devil's Advocate 00:08
The virtue of the devil is in his loins
The Devil's Advocate What about loveOverratedBiochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate - The Devil's Advocate 00:15
What about loveOverratedBiochemically no different than...
The Devil's Advocate Hey In two minutes you won't be thinking about Mary Ann ever againCome hereShe's right my sonIt's time to step up and take what's yours - The Devil's Advocate 00:23
Hey In two minutes you won't be thinking about Mary Ann...
The Devil's Advocate VanityDefinitely my favorite sin - The Devil's Advocate 00:06
VanityDefinitely my favorite sin
The Matrix Reloaded Bullshit You're asking one of us to disobey a direct orderThat's right I am But we well know that the reason most of us are hereis because of our affinity for disobedience - The Matrix Reloaded 00:13
Bullshit You're asking one of us to disobey a direct...
The Matrix Reloaded Captain I think we should volunteer What You have gone crazyListen Shut your hole Banebefore I put you in one - The Matrix Reloaded 00:10
Captain I think we should volunteer What You have gone...