Clips with Russell Brand

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Excuse me missus I've lost a shoe Like this one It's like this one's fellowSort of the exact opposite in fact of that Uh huhNot an evil version but just you knowa shoe like this but for the other foot Otherwise I'd have two right - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:17
Excuse me missus I've lost a shoe Like this one...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall I had a girlfriend rightAnd Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her right in front of meso that's similarAnd that was a bit awkward actuallySo if you do wanna change hotels I quite understand - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13
I had a girlfriend rightAnd Liam and Noel Gallagher both had...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Come on tour with meI'll serenade you every night in front of thousands of womenI didn't know you were going on tourYeah I'm going in two weeksIt's like an 18 month tour 43 countries Infant Sorrowand it's gonna be a massive tourYeah I can't come 'cause I - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38
Come on tour with meI'll serenade you every night in...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall When were you planning on telling me thisI just told you then Yeah No I knowBut telling me now isn't really the same as telling meWell look you know I've not told you I've got genital herpesbecause it's not inflamed at the moment - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19
When were you planning on telling me thisI just told you...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Now a little further Okay - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:24
Now a little further Okay
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Before you go actually Peter I just wanted to tell youI was listening to Sarah's iPod the other dayand amidst the interminable dross that's on that thingI found one track that I quite likedSo I checked what it was and it was actually one of yoursAnd it - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:41
Before you go actually Peter I just wanted to tell youI was...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall But whatever I can see why Sarah likes youNo accounting for taste I suppose In her case anywayShe was with me for five years so there you goYeah you got four on me there mateYou slept with Sarah a year agoI thought you knew Peter please don't take it - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:32
But whatever I can see why Sarah likes youNo accounting for...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Oh bloody hell This is a small resort - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04
Oh bloody hell This is a small resort
Forgetting Sarah Marshall It was Awful bloody filmI say it's just a ridiculous premiseWhat would happen if your mobile phone killed youI told her that when she read the scriptYeah You were the voice of reason mateI tried to be but she didn't listenGoing around killing people A - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:50
It was Awful bloody filmI say it's just a ridiculous...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Take my eyes but not the shirt Mmm - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05
Take my eyes but not the shirt Mmm
Forgetting Sarah Marshall I've a question for you real quick Mr SI was actually meaning to ask you what did you exactly think of my demoDid you get it Did you get itOh no I was gonna listen to thatbut then I just carried on living my life - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16
I've a question for you real quick Mr SI was actually...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall You're still involved with him next door ain't youExcuse meYou should've seen yourself at dinner SarahThen we come back here and you put on that ghastly performanceI mean I've heard that women do fake orgasmsbut I've never seen oneIt really deeply upset - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:22
You're still involved with him next door ain't...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Yeah it was really How you served five years under her I don't knowYou deserve a medal or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10
Yeah it was really How you served five years under her I...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall You know what I have a good thing going on with Racheland I want to see that throughWell maybe you could have both of them Rachel and SarahThey got on all right didn't they at dinner So maybeYou know what First of all I'm not that kind of guyAnd even if I - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:22
You know what I have a good thing going on with Racheland I...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Hey look at my driver I'm gonna have sex with her - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05
Hey look at my driver I'm gonna have sex with her
Bedtime Stories So you need me This is good - Bedtime Stories 00:19
So you need me This is good
Bedtime Stories Looks like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutesWowHe keeps going like that we could make bacon out of BugsyHe's kidding Bugsy Take it easy - Bedtime Stories 00:15
Looks like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last...
Bedtime Stories Hey uh Do you mind sleeping over tonight I'm gonna duck out of here for a few hoursOh yeah yeah Mmm By the way umI am uh legally obliged to tell youthat I suffer from sleep panic disorderOkay and what's uh sleep panic disorderBelieve me you don't want to - Bedtime Stories 00:19
Hey uh Do you mind sleeping over tonight I'm gonna duck...
Bedtime Stories I can't readShut up BugsyI've got opposable thumbs How do you feel about that - Bedtime Stories 00:10
I can't readShut up BugsyI've got opposable thumbs...
Bedtime Stories Jumping up and down on the alligator - Bedtime Stories 00:04
Jumping up and down on the alligator
Get Him to the Greek I was watching the news one day - Get Him to the Greek 00:23
I was watching the news one day
Get Him to the Greek The old Aldous would have you know had his way with you - Get Him to the Greek 00:27
The old Aldous would have you know had his way with you
Get Him to the Greek Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole - Get Him to the Greek 00:04
Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole
Get Him to the Greek I want to fuck them two girls Do you - Get Him to the Greek 00:43
I want to fuck them two girls Do you
Get Him to the Greek Brilliant So doesn't it make sense that we would stay here - Get Him to the Greek 00:14
Brilliant So doesn't it make sense that we would stay...
Get Him to the Greek Yeah what you did was very spiteful - Get Him to the Greek 00:23
Yeah what you did was very spiteful
Get Him to the Greek Hey I think I used to have sex with her - Get Him to the Greek 00:12
Hey I think I used to have sex with her
Get Him to the Greek I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie - Get Him to the Greek 00:16
I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with...
Get Him to the Greek It's quite wet down there actually Fuck off - Get Him to the Greek 00:07
It's quite wet down there actually Fuck off
Get Him to the Greek I'll just get on a plane and go back to London - Get Him to the Greek 00:49
I'll just get on a plane and go back to London
Get Him to the Greek Come on mate we ain't got all day - Get Him to the Greek 00:29
Come on mate we ain't got all day
Get Him to the Greek Now I'm just worried about drugs - Get Him to the Greek 00:24
Now I'm just worried about drugs
Get Him to the Greek Do you know what that word is Oh no - Get Him to the Greek 00:12
Do you know what that word is Oh no
Get Him to the Greek This is the longest hallway of all time - Get Him to the Greek 00:10
This is the longest hallway of all time
Get Him to the Greek No I think your brain is full of lollipops - Get Him to the Greek 00:11
No I think your brain is full of lollipops
Get Him to the Greek I'm just gonna rest prepare you know - Get Him to the Greek 00:36
I'm just gonna rest prepare you know
Get Him to the Greek This is not an appropriate time to say namaste - Get Him to the Greek 00:12
This is not an appropriate time to say namaste
Get Him to the Greek Hello Enter Sandman - Get Him to the Greek 00:04
Hello Enter Sandman
Get Him to the Greek Babe We should really get back to Naples - Get Him to the Greek 00:09
Babe We should really get back to Naples
Get Him to the Greek You know when you hear about someone and then you meet them - Get Him to the Greek 00:08
You know when you hear about someone and then you meet them
Get Him to the Greek This is it Aaron This is rock and roll - Get Him to the Greek 00:07
This is it Aaron This is rock and roll
Get Him to the Greek How are you What are you wearing - Get Him to the Greek 00:12
How are you What are you wearing
Get Him to the Greek When the world slips you a Jeffrey - Get Him to the Greek 00:15
When the world slips you a Jeffrey
The Tempest There would this monster make a man - The Tempest 01:04
There would this monster make a man
The Tempest Misery acquaints a man with strange bed fellows - The Tempest 00:07
Misery acquaints a man with strange bed fellows
The Tempest Do you put tricks upon's with savages and men of lnde ha - The Tempest 01:08
Do you put tricks upon's with savages and men of lnde...
The Tempest Stephano - The Tempest 01:04
Stephano
Despicable Me Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at this Watch meCookie robots I said cookie robotsWhy are you so old - Despicable Me 00:22
Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at...
Despicable Me We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti gravity serumI meant to close that He'll be all right I'm sureDo the effects wear off So farno No they don't - Despicable Me 00:21
We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti...
Despicable Me And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said dart gun not OkayOh yes 'Cause I was wonderingunder what circumstances would we use this - Despicable Me 00:20
And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said...
Despicable Me Can I drink thisDo you want to explode - Despicable Me 00:06
Can I drink thisDo you want to explode
Despicable Me Quick we have to warn him and fast - Despicable Me 00:06
Quick we have to warn him and fast
Arthur You're drunk again Arthur - Arthur 00:13
You're drunk again Arthur
Arthur Hello Hobson Morning Arthur And friend - Arthur 00:12
Hello Hobson Morning Arthur And friend
Arthur Tiffany this is my nanny Hobson my best friend in the whole world - Arthur 00:09
Tiffany this is my nanny Hobson my best friend in the whole...
Arthur I wouldn't recommend letting him get used to your breasts dear - Arthur 00:16
I wouldn't recommend letting him get used to your...
Arthur Hobson Hobson Hobson - Arthur 00:26
Hobson Hobson Hobson
Arthur Well today Arthur we're gonna have a friendly chat - Arthur 00:13
Well today Arthur we're gonna have a friendly chat
Arthur Congratulations How can you squander - Arthur 00:22
Congratulations How can you squander
Arthur Marriage isn't a tool to protect a corporate image - Arthur 00:12
Marriage isn't a tool to protect a corporate image
Arthur As of this moment you are cut off - Arthur 00:33
As of this moment you are cut off
Arthur I don't like Susan - Arthur 00:07
I don't like Susan
Arthur Thirty thousand dollars please - Arthur 00:37
Thirty thousand dollars please
Arthur Police officer Miss I warned you about this - Arthur 00:20
Police officer Miss I warned you about this
Arthur You ran from me Naomi Now I gotta take you in - Arthur 00:36
You ran from me Naomi Now I gotta take you in
Arthur You had your first date at Grand Central Station - Arthur 00:27
You had your first date at Grand Central Station
Arthur Naomi Quinn I'd like to see you again - Arthur 00:26
Naomi Quinn I'd like to see you again
Arthur What I like about her Naomi - Arthur 00:35
What I like about her Naomi
Arthur You're going to have to stop this obsession with random women - Arthur 00:19
You're going to have to stop this obsession with random...
Arthur What am I doing here Bitterman - Arthur 00:36
What am I doing here Bitterman