Russell Johnson quotes in movies

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Friday March 12

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Most intriguing is the tissue's consistency

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What does it mean doctor

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I remember that from high school

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You getting through hank

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I'll get Mr Howell and we'll reckon later

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Hello Welcome I'm Dr Clayton Forrester

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This is my test subject Mike Nelson

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Goodbye to Noah Berry Hello Harold Lloooooyd

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Crow Huh

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Hey I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me

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Believe me Mike I calculated the odds of this succeeding

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I'm feeling particularly evil

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Say come to think about it

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I feel so insignificant

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I hope you taxpayers don't mind

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Putting the men's room in the tower what was I thinking

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I have no control

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I can't I'm too low

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Well suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor

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This is a job for Weenie man

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Eat at Joe's Eat at Joe's Eat at Joe's

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Wow they're ringing

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Into the Weenie mobile

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G I Joe action set Nerdy Joe not included

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Oh yeah this is when science didn't have to have any...

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The secret government Eggo project

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Check rate of radioactive decay

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Oh my god my waffle Oh the humanity

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Where's my gun

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Sort this deliver that I'll make 'em all pay

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This isn't paper It's some kind of metal

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Interocitor incorporating planetary generator

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Here's something my wife could use in the house A man

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Complete line of interocitor parts

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Space the final frontier

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You're too darn smart

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Joe I'm one of these boxes Find me

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Industry science and technology

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You know what my kids would say

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It's the amazing Technicolor cheese wedge

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You didn't I beg your pardon Mr Wilson

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Boy the landlady's gonna be mad

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Within reason If there is any reason around here

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Okay let's see here Shatner Shatner

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Yeah right Let's see here

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Help Hey Mike you hit something

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It's the hubble You killed the hubble

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This is you're dishwashing liquid You soak in it

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Don't do that

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Now prepare yourselves for my maddest madness yet

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I'm your pilot Claude Rains your co pilot Harvey the...

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Please be seated Dr Meacham And welcome aboard

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I'm gonna curl up in his sock drawer and sleep for days

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Good morning Dr Meacham

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They're forcing him to visit Branson Missouri

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He's flown into a Flemish painting

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Glad you could join us here at the Buddy Ebsen Society

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What do you think of Mr Mozart Exeter

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Don't leave me with the Germans

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This way doctor

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Okay Dr Forrester Jees

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Yeah let's slip away undercover of afternoon

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Now it's time for The Brak Show

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Eat my photons smallheads

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We'll try and make the airport Let's go

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That's what happens when you leave a potato in a...

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Yeah I'm beginning to think they're not from...

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I just know they're gonna probe my anus

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If I don't miss my guess